Dugout Discussion
19 April 2016 1260 comments
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Tuesday evening serves up a solitary fixture as Gameweek 34 moves into the fourth of a marathon six-day stretch. Newcastle gave their survival bid a real shot in the arm with a vital 3-0 home win over Swansea on Saturday but face a tough task at St James’ against a City side that have scored seven times in their previous couple of road trips.

The visitors arrive in sparkling form after a Sergio Aguero hat-trick swept aside Chelsea at the Bridge in the first of their two Gameweek 34 fixtures. Over their respective last four matches, Manuel Pellegrini’s men sit joint-top with Arsenal for attempts inside the box (47) and have found the net on nine occasions. Considering that their hosts have conceded 37 shots inside the box over that period – a tally worse than only two other sides, United and West Ham with 40 apiece – and City’s prospects of more goals seems likely.

Newcastle have scored seven times in their last four, though have been boosted by a goal conversion rate of 14.9% during that time frame – only Arsenal (16.1%) have been more clinical. A total of 27 efforts inside the penalty area fares poorly when compared to this evening’s opponents, though. Indeed, bearing in mind that City have the second-most resilient defence for efforts conceded in the box (20 to Tottenham’s 19), Newcastle may well have their work cut out to deliver another precious three points.

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  1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    That was clearly onside. Only Kun non-cappers would think otherwise 😛

  2. Whazza
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Lucky Kun captainers, miles offside. This gw is getting more ridicilous by the day

    1. RoyaleBlue
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Hardly lucky when he already has 3...

      1. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Although if I owned Sanchez probably would have captained. You may have a point haha

      2. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Read again, did I say his hattrick was lucky?

  3. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Aguero off Mitrovic on please.

    1. Paul Psychic Octopus
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Now that would be a substitution

  4. Hobolicious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Thanks for the money to both Agüero and the linesman.

  5. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    We dreamed all year of a DGW with Kun Aguero as the triple captain and now we've got it.

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      yep but sanchez and his formm n fixtures just edged it........... looks wrong in hindsight, but id have done it again

    2. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      then why did i use mine on lukaku? 🙁

  6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    pffff thisll be nothing when i TC payet gw37

    🙁 sigh

  7. Paul Psychic Octopus
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Townsend cleanie gone

  8. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Kun matched his GW8 haul right now.

    1. cantcatchabreak
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I captained payet that week, told myself i'd never not captain aguero vs newcastle again

  9. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Well done to those with Jon Moss (c) and this linesman (vc)

  10. Drop Dead Tsimikas
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    This might be the only week in history where I am in with a shout of both a triple digit score and a red arrow. Unbelievable.

    1. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I have a triple digit score and a red arrow for today

      1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Not if the link in your profile is to be believed.

        1. The Mandalorian
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          tonight my rank has gone down 10k thanks to Kun

          1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            Ouch.

  11. moment
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    I'm not sure what about my team is irritating me the most right now: all the 0's for Liverpool players, the TC stuck on Sanchez, or Alli's umpteen points on the bench. Sigh.

    1. Essan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Not having Kun for me .....

  12. Clump
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Wow staring at relegation and a 2 yard offside goal!

  13. tm245
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    If you don't like being abused by the top 10K, don't join it then. It's worked for me all season.

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      😆

  14. Bouncebackability
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    That is one of the most ridiculous offside decisions (or lack of!) I've ever seen. He's stood still, not even moving.. What exactly was the linesman looking at?!

  15. JJJ
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    offsides, easy call. piss poor refereeing

  16. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Only reason i captained Alexis over Kun is that i wanted my captain to play the last game, so i didn't need to hide behind the couch until friday.

    *Hides my face in the couch*

  17. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Kun now on 25pts with bps, game rank killer!!

  18. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    99 points 😎

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Fail.

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      100 😎

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        * note to self troll Jaffa

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      i feel bad for you son

    4. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      same 😎

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Giggity

    5. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      101 🙁

  19. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Going Sanchez(C)x3 over Aguero is going to hurt!! 🙁

  20. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Is Jon Moss doing linesman tonight?

    1. Clump
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Mr Magoo running the line.

  21. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Any Kun triple captainer around. Link your team please. Would like to see what does massive haul looks like.

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Check GB or Lateriser

    2. Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I absolutely don't want to see it!

    3. Jøssy ⭐
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      But if you insist...

      An ML rival

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2695960/event-history/34/

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        its so beatiful 😐

        1. Jøssy ⭐
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          Not so beautiful when I had reigned him in until he TC'd Aguero. 30 point gap at the moment.

          Suppose there's still Sanchez to come...

  22. drughi
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    I will email fpl after this season and see if they can erase this season from my record. I wanna pretend it didnt happen

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Just put some Tipex over this year on your screen and never scroll down.

  23. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Aguero has scored. That's it I've had enough.

  24. Jøssy ⭐
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    FFFix has be dropping about 5k already!

    Get Kun rested now Pelle!!

  25. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Could really do with Darlow saving an Aguero penalty

  26. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    So when we discussed the first possibilities of a DGW and using the TC, Aguero was the obvious choice.

    But for some reason I didn't go him. He was even on form.

  27. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    KDB close

    1. Lizard Lips
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Close, smashed it 10 yards wide.

  28. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    FFS KDB, in Europe he scores them.

  29. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone triple captained Kun..? I feel so bad, if I went that route could have changed my season and catch my rival 🙁

  30. drughi
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    KDB misses ofc, only player that can boost my rank