[sbu_large_image] Opinion
30 April 2016 1256 comments
Mark Mark
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Let’s savour these moments.

With just under an hour to go before we start tapping F5 having sent our boys over the line, let us put things into perspective.

Few of us have found this season plain sailing. I actually think this is a campaign by which Fantasy Football managers will be judged for years to come.

We may want to wipe it from memory but our ability to cope with the unpredictable chicanery of 2015/16 has proved a rare test.

For all the anguish, we’ll be sorry to see the back of it. Whilst we have Euro 16 to scratch the itch, we’ll miss these Saturday’s toying with transfers and soon be hankering for the headaches that distract us from everyday tedium.

In a few weeks we will be shopping for a strimmer not Kevin Wimmer.

We will be dreading the weekend barbecue amongst “friends” who barely acknowledge the merits of the beautiful game, let alone a complex meta game layered over the top that involves imaginary teams and yards of statistics.

We will crave concerns over Jurgen Klopp’s rotation when you’re forced instead to indulge in small talk with relative strangers, who politely humour your unhealthy obsession with a token opening line – “what about Leicester, then, eh?”

They really don’t want to hear your thoughts on the likely price of Riyad Mahrez next season. They just want you to acknowledge their gesture and allow them to quickly jolt the conversation back to talk of their safari holiday and their plans for the kitchen extension.

Think on this when you’re next driven to quitting Fantasy Football by the non-appearance of Philippe Coutinho. We really can’t afford to do without such anxieties; we miss them when they’re not occupying our headspace or wrecking our mood.

Admittedly, it’s been tough. The tortuous trials we have put ourselves through have combined to create a season of discontent for Fantasy Football managers.

Now this nine-month tale of the unexpected looks set to conclude in remarkable fashion.

Leicester’s fairy tale could be completed on Sunday. Their incredible achievement will surely touch even non-football fans, offering our friends and associates handy ice-breakers when they’re forced to engage us in conversation over that half-cooked burger.

As you nod courteously at their failed attempts to bluff their way through a stilted football chat, think back at that time you missed out on Sergio Aguero’s points and realise that without that unique brand of agony, your life just wouldn’t be the same.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. tm245
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I miss the Bench Boost.

    1. tm245
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I am crushing totp posts right now. Definitely on my game today.

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      i think i got a massive haul of 12pts with mine..

  2. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Would be funny if there's no Lukaku. Even so, only 2 less points than what he'd get anyway.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      are you a Norwich fan?

      1. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        No ...

    2. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You forgot a 0 after that 2

    3. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You called it!

  3. Clumsy Sakho
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Last minute niasse punt?

  4. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero to Lukaku for -4 , tempted 😀

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just NO

    2. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      yes!!!

    3. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Drunk?

    4. boredjames
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku doesnt appear to be starting

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        What?

    5. nevins84
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Do it

    6. Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I just did it, ha, dont know what came over me, and now I hear he is benched, glorious!

  5. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    #SSNSANCHEZ

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      OMG!

  6. Spurs Go MaddiSon
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Play Dann or Lovren?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lovern

  7. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Oh God, here we go again!!

  8. Whazza
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Chris Waugh ‏@ChrisDHWaugh 50s50 seconds ago
    Hearing Gini in for Perez for #nufc - but team news will be confirmed imminently

  9. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Start Darlow or de Gea?

  10. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    EVERYONE BUY NIASSE

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't know who he is or where he plays 😀

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        cheap Everton striker, whats not to like

  11. tm245
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lineups out and lineups lock at the same time is great.

  12. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    NIASSE PUNT

  13. semiconductor
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    my wc team with 1 or 2 transfers next gw if necessary 3.2m itb. please advice me with any changes u would do

    DDG gomes
    smalling bellerin azpi lovern pva
    sanchez payet fab mahrez lanzini
    carroll defoe lukaku

  14. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I really feel that Lukaku will burn us all today, and we will regret holding players like Aguero

    1. Andy1
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Fail

    2. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hahaha biggest fail

    3. Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just did it for -4 pray for me.

  15. Clumsy Sakho
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    ITS TOO LATE NOW PEOPLE

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      We will regret the moment we all didn't buy Niasse

  16. Ramseys Rovers
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Sanchez(TC)
    Hatrick incoming

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      as my captain I will take this

  17. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    No Lukaku 🙁

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      For fuchs ake

    2. Hurricane Gilbert
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Seriously??

  18. Whazza
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    No Lukaku

  19. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lukaku bench lol

  20. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    #watfordfc line-up v @AVFCOfficial: Gomes (GK); Paredes, Cathcart, Britos, Anya; Abdi, Suarez, Watson, Jurado; Deeney (c), Ighalo.

    1. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      #watfordfc subs v @AVFCOfficial: Pantilimon (GK), Nyom, Prödl, Ake, Guedioura, Berghuis, Amrabat.

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Urghhh rubbish team

      Also I said Cathcart was the only one nailed 😎

  21. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone hearing Gabriel starts for Arsenal,

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      game is at 5.30pm haha

    2. beglee
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bib theory suggests he won't start this week

  22. Whazza
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummett, Tiote, Colback, Townsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Cisse #nufc

  23. Whazza
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    PALACE XI: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; Jedinak (c), Cabaye; Puncheon, McArthur, Bolasie; Wickham.

  24. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    NO LUKAKU

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

  25. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Updating...

    I've officially captained Ozil. Lords of FPL, please be gentle to my rank.

  26. Whazza
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Sunderland unchanged

    1. Whazza
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      West Ham too

  27. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Everton : Howard, Besic, Baines, Gibson, Stones, Pennington, Lennon, McCarthy, Niasse, Barkley, Cleverley,
    [Subs] : Robles, Hibbert, Oviedo, Lukaku, Mirallas, Osman, Dowell,

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Surman, Elphick, Cook, Arter, Pugh, King, Wilson, Ritchie,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Stanislas, Afobe, Federici, Grabban, Wiggins, O'Kane,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Taylor, Woodman, Mbabu, Mitrovic,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, Cabaye, Dann, Delaney, McArthur, Jedinak, Wickham, Bolasie, Puncheon,
    [Subs] : Mariappa, McCarthy, Gayle, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Cameron, Shawcross, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Muniesa, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Jones, Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Watmore,

    Watford : Gomes, Paredes, Anya, Suárez, Cathcart, Britos, Abdi, Watson, Ighalo, Deeney, Jurado,
    [Subs] : Nyom, Prödl, Amrabat, Aké, Guédioura, Pantilimon, Berghuis,

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Cissokho, Gueye, Clark, Lescott, Westwood, Toner, Gestede, Bacuna, Ayew,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Sinclair, Veretout, Sánchez, Carles Gil, Grealish,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, Evans, Fletcher, McAuley, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sessegnon, Sandro, Roberts,

    West Ham United : Adrián, Antonio, Cresswell, Kouyaté, Reid, Ogbonna, Noble, Lanzini, Carroll, Sakho, Payet,
    [Subs] : Randolph, Tomkins, Collins, Moses, Byram, Emenike, Oxford,

    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      all lineup at 2PM???

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Defoe, Lanzini and Payet check

    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol Richards can't even get in the Villa side

    4. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Thank you!

  28. Hyperion
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mitrovic -> Defoe done, good luck all

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Everton : Howard, Besic, Baines, Gibson, Stones, Pennington, Lennon, McCarthy, Niasse, Barkley, Cleverley,
    [Subs] : Robles, Hibbert, Oviedo, Lukaku, Mirallas, Osman, Dowell,

    Bournemouth : Boruc, Francis, Daniels, Surman, Elphick, Cook, Arter, Pugh, King, Wilson, Ritchie,
    [Subs] : Gosling, Stanislas, Afobe, Federici, Grabban, Wiggins, O'Kane,

    Newcastle United : Darlow, Anita, Dummett, Colback, Mbemba, Lascelles, Townsend, Tioté, Cissé, Sissoko, Wijnaldum,
    [Subs] : de Jong, Shelvey, Ayoze Pérez, Taylor, Woodman, Mbabu, Mitrovic,

    Crystal Palace : Hennessey, Ward, Souaré, Cabaye, Dann, Delaney, McArthur, Jedinak, Wickham, Bolasie, Puncheon,
    [Subs] : Mariappa, McCarthy, Gayle, Adebayor, Sako, Ledley, Kelly,

    Stoke City : Haugaard, Bardsley, Pieters, Imbula, Cameron, Shawcross, Shaqiri, Whelan, Crouch, Adam, Arnautovic,
    [Subs] : Muniesa, Joselu, Diouf, Walters, Wollscheid, Bojan, Bachmann,

    Sunderland : Mannone, Yedlin, van Aanholt, Kirchhoff, Koné, Kaboul, Borini, Cattermole, Defoe, M'Vila, Khazri,
    [Subs] : Jones, Larsson, Rodwell, N'Doye, Pickford, O'Shea, Watmore,

    Watford : Gomes, Paredes, Anya, Suárez, Cathcart, Britos, Abdi, Watson, Ighalo, Deeney, Jurado,
    [Subs] : Nyom, Prödl, Amrabat, Aké, Guédioura, Pantilimon, Berghuis,

    Aston Villa : Bunn, Hutton, Cissokho, Gueye, Clark, Lescott, Westwood, Toner, Gestede, Bacuna, Ayew,
    [Subs] : Guzan, Richards, Sinclair, Veretout, Sánchez, Carles Gil, Grealish,

    West Bromwich Albion : Foster, Dawson, Evans, Fletcher, McAuley, Olsson, Leko, Yacob, Rondón, Gardner, McClean,
    [Subs] : Chester, Myhill, Lambert, Berahino, Sessegnon, Sandro, Roberts,

    West Ham United : Adrián, Antonio, Cresswell, Kouyaté, Reid, Ogbonna, Noble, Lanzini, Carroll, Sakho, Payet,
    [Subs] : Randolph, Tomkins, Collins, Moses, Byram, Emenike, Oxford,

  29. SirStevieG
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    San(C)hez captain fail.