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Welcome to the latest update from the FFScout Community’s newest team contest, the Fantasy Chili Bowl (FCB). Here we will update you on the group draw, fixture list and squad selection as we look ahead to this weekend’s first matches.

THE DRAW

The draw took place in a grungy room at the weekend to decide who was in what conference, with the results as follows (captains names in brackets):

Conference A: Miami Magicians (Neenyg), Los Angeles Vipers (Goldman), San Antonio Ravers (Az), Boston Hawks (Jonjo Shall_We?), Washington DC Presidents (Cheese), New Orleans Contes (Jazz!)

Conference B: Austin Powers (Ronhaar), Chicago Bull Sitters (Mr Calm), Mississippi Hillbillies (Adam West), Phoenix Philistines (Kingozil), Cleveland Steamers (BabyB), Philadelphia Sentrymen (Narcos)

Conference C: San Francisco Bulls Deep (Le God), Las Vegas Lemmings (Kings of Lyon), San Jose Holebas (Spectrum), San Diego Casuals (Tets McGee), Seattle Salad Dodgers (Athletico Timbo), New York Tommy Guns (Siddharth)

Conference D: Jacksonville Jamaicans (Lateriser12), Albuquerque Shaolin (KJ), Waikiki Beach Raiders (Cylus11), Utah Polygamists (Say Something Significant), Denver DoesDallas (Shipstontrev), Indianapolis House of Pancakes (Pirlo’s Pen)

Conference B has been widely regarded as the “group of death”, but with just two to qualify from each conference, this competition is going to be tough for everyone.

THE SQUADS AND THE FIXTURE LISTS

Please see this spreadsheet for details of all the squads (with links to each players FPL history) and fixtures. Thanks to Ziro for building this bad boy.

First Round Fixtures – Gameweek 12. 

Conference A
NO @ BOS
MIA @ SA
WAS @ LA

Conference B
CLE @ MIS
PHI @ AUS
PHX @ CHI

Conference C
SD @ NY
SJ @ SEA
SF @ LV

Conference D
WB @ UTA
JAX @ ALB
IND @ DEN

Side Orders

Further previews and nuggets of information will be posted within the comments throughout the week, but the important things to know are as follows:

  • Captains must email the FCB mailbox (fantasychilibowl@gmail.com) with their decision on which two players they are benching this week before the deadline of 11:59pm UK time on Friday night.  11:59pm UK time on the night before the FPL deadline will be the deadline each week.
  • Remember this is a FFS community competition and we expect all teams to have some presence within the comments on these articles.  If we see some teams not participating on this front, we will start enforcing rules to ensure this does happen.  With reference to the rule regarding FFS registration has been clear from the outset, and we are taking this rule seriously.  It is up to the captains to ensure that all players are eligible according to the rules, and if they aren’t by the weekend we will be banning these players from the competition without debate.
  • The full rules can be found here  – this includes details of the all-star game, and other individual/team awards.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fantasychilibowl@gmail.com

As a final request, please do try and keep the FCB chat to the comment sections of our articles.

On behalf of the FCB committee (Jarvish, BabyB, Ziro, Adam West and Cheese)

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  1. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Thanks for posting.

    Good luck to everyone, especially Austin Powers and except the Philadelphia Sentrymen. 😉

  2. BabyB
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Afternoon ladies. Only a few days til the fun begins 🙂

    Don't worry hillbillies, there will be plenty of opportunities to recover from your opening round defeat.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Dear Cleveland I am glad you are taking the fantasy part of fantasy football seriously . https://getoutofmyballpark.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/clevelandsuckss.jpg

      1. Sean.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Bad news for you boys then 😉
        https://gyazo.com/ee19fd307cd39455ac35045c76e11d50

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          It was proven long ago that Sky Italia is full of sh*t 😉 .

    2. Prøphet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Once upon time on the same side, now worlds apart. The Civil War reenactment.

  3. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Great work lads.

    Ready to rumble. 😎

  4. A.T
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Spectrum and his Holebas casuals. You lot iz going down bruv etc. 👿

    1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I will look forward to disrespecting 'yo momma' at a later date.

      1. A.T
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        🙁

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I wish you luck chasing the runners up spot behind us guys Timbo

      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        They're not good enough for runners up spot.

        1. Gothenburgsaints
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Be nice to them. Someone has to be last and I think Timbo and his team will do a great job at achieving this with some margin.

  5. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Rumours are circulating that the Las Vegas Lemming's bench will actually be a 'love lounge', complete with heart shaped bed, jacuzzi, complimentary champagne and wide screen TV from which to view the weekends games. The first lucky ocupants of the lounge are due to be announced on Friday.

    1. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds a bit sticky to me...

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ooh. How does one go about getting benched? I'll bring a tub of mayor.

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      😆 I neither confirm nor deny if this is true

  6. Shipstontrev
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Denver - let's flatten the Indy Pancake Boys! Let's join the Mile High Club!

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      If the Denver boys are as confident and well set as Nidgey then 3 points are on the cards for sure gaffer... i'm sure they are 🙂

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Pancake boys, sounds like a bunch of tossers in the bag I think this one for your boys Trev

      1. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers Spectrum, good luck to the Holebas!

      2. Morph - Unbelievable Geoff
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Yes! Our first 'tosser' joke.

    3. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Go Denver!

  7. Hurricane Gilbert
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Awesome! Looking forward to defy the odds in group death with Phoenix!

  8. AA33
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I would like to thank the FCB committee for organising this tournament 🙂 It adds a new thrill to the game!

    • VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Miami are not afraid of San Antonio and their past FPL winners, we are the future champions. 😉

      1. Az
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Bring it on! 🙂

        1. FPL Maldini
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          I second you VS10 😉

    • KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What's this All Star business all about? I remember a post Jarvish had put up about that a while back but paid no attention to it as i wasn't involved at the time

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Good man Jarv

        2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Sweet! I love it.

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Points assigned to highest individual scorers of ties. They get points like bps, 3 hit highest scorer, 2,1 etc.

        Person with highest points at end is the tournaments most valuable player (mvp).

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Thanks mate..very interesting addition..

    • John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      all star is the name of local dancing where I live
      Monday night is giro night
      Tuesday night is single mums
      Wednesday is grab a granny
      Thursday is alton towers - pay to enter and all rides are free
      Friday is her majestys hotel- half the punters get free bed and board over weekend
      Saturday is Elton john night

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        what night do you attend?

        1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          still on for saturday jtd?

    • Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      So what's looking like the best team?

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Mine probably

        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Nice one Nidge!

      2. Jazz!
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Has to be the New Orleans Contes, imho.

      3. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        We're definetly the best looking team

      4. Gothenburgsaints
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Not sure in terms of "look like" but we are clearly the best team objectively speaking.

    • tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'll be honest...

      Managing Bromley Whale's V**inas in the Women's league (two league doubles, one cup, in three seasons) was a good building block for my managerial career. The post-match showers were awesome.

      But when the opportunity came to manage the San Diego Casuals, I couldn't say no. There was no financial backing, but I bought into the ethos of the club.

      Unlike other FCB teams, I took the casual approach in recruiting my squad. Players who don't live FPL/FFS 24/7, obsess about stats, and generally need to get a life.

      We'll forget deadlines. We'll choose the wrong players to bench. We'll all get the Alice band wrong. But that's Ok, because we have a life. We are casual.

      Time to introduce my team. I did ask them all to give me a brief bio by a certain deadline but half of them forgot. Casual.

      Ameenkw: 'I only made 4 transfers over the course of the 14/15 season, and still managed to finish with an OR of 3,240. I bet if I'd made 4 more transfers, I'd have won it easily.' Casual.

      Jigger and Pony: 'I don't really understand FPL/FFS or Twitter. I came on here once before GW deadline and every one said Agüero was benched. I didn't really understand the chaos, as I had the Alice band on Mané. Agüero started but Mané scored 18 more points.' Casual.

      JohnnyRev7.0: 'Entered my works' league. I played for three weeks, then forgot about FPL. Nine months later, some guy with a face looking like a smacked arse (I think he was the organiser) handed me £200 and said 'you won''. Casual.

      Jubilanus: 'I just look at the leaderboard after GW1 and wildcard my team to the same as the leaders. Job done.' Casual.

      Park The Bus: 'Six weeks before the end of last season I had to travel to Sri Lanka, Mauritius and Georgia. Wouldn't be back until after GW38. Forgot my personal mobile at home. Wasn't allowed to access FPL on my company phone. I suffered in silence. When I eventually got home, I found I'd won all my MLs and £116.' Casual.

      Rasping Drive: 'Start of the 2010/11 season, my obsessed FPL friends we're all going on about Petrov. I thought why not? Put him in my team and gave him the Alice band. Monday morning, they were all bitching about what a crap choice he was. I said: 'He scored 22pts!' They looked at my team. They had been talking about Martin Petrov. I'd picked Stiliyan Petrov. The "wrong" Petrov, or in my case, the “right” Petrov.' Casual.

      Tets McGee: 'I let my dog choose my team by letting him paw the name he wants to transfer out, and the same for the one he wants to transfer in. Of course i didnt trust him with the wildcard. The girlfriend did that for me.' Casual.

      Wally Banter: 'Got really drunk with my girlfriend on a Friday night last season. I knew I wouldn't wake before GW deadline, so told her to pick my team. She's knows nothing about FPL. She played my TCC on Agüero. I was so angry! The TCC is so valuable! But it was the GW Agüero scored 5 against NEW. We're now married.' Casual.

      Looking at some of the other squads in our group, it's quite scary. We are in awe.

      Nah, I'm kidding. We don't wear anoraks. Or still live at home with our mums.

      We have absolutely no aspirations of winning the tournament. None whatsoever. We're just a bunch of guys who occasionally click on FPL on a Friday night, make a random transfer, and forget about it.

      ♫ We're casual,
      We're pretty casual,
      And we don't care... ♫

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Admin plz ban this team

        1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          cos ur scared of the casuals or we have offended u somehow?

          1. Hurricane Gilbert
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            I would not say that "scared" is the correct word for my sentiments against casuals 😉

            1. Rasping Drive
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Ha! You gonna get your ass whooped. Real casual like.

              1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 3 months ago

                a few of the other teams have already decared they are looking to rumble. no touching of the face or hair mind..

                1. Rasping Drive
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  9 years, 3 months ago

                  Aye aye cap'n

                  1. J0E
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    9 years, 3 months ago

                    Can yo change your FFS name to something more family friendly.

                    Cheers

                    1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 3 months ago

                      are u asking me to change my name jonty? I already changed it to this and u guys said it was ok about a year ago? i can be test mcgee if u insist?

                      1. TorresMagic™
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • Has Moderation Rights
                        • 16 Years
                        9 years, 3 months ago

                        It's for RD.

                        1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                          • 10 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          RD? i know i should know what it is but i cant think..

                        2. TorresMagic™
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • Has Moderation Rights
                          • 16 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          F**k isn't family friendly

                        3. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                          • 10 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          ahhh rasping drive? surely that is just a shot? no?

                        4. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                          • 10 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          didnt see his full name...ill pull him back inline

                        5. TorresMagic™
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • Has Moderation Rights
                          • 16 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          Got a few reports.

                        6. TorresMagic™
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • Has Moderation Rights
                          • 16 Years
                          9 years, 3 months ago

                          Cheers

                    2. Rasping Drive
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 3 months ago

                      I have changed it now, Jonty.

                      By the way, did you get my email? One of several I have sent to you and Mark. Haven't received a response yet.

                  2. BabyB
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 3 months ago

                    is the name in reference to the super furry animals? Great choice if it is 🙂

                    1. Rasping Drive
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 16 Years
                      9 years, 3 months ago

                      It is, cheers fella.

            2. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              no one likes us. we dont care .

      2. @SirAustinDangerPowers
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Found the team I would support if I wasn't involved in the Tournament. So Casual.

        1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          good to have u onboard ron 🙂 we will go easy on u for that.

          1. @SirAustinDangerPowers
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Considering Lukaku to Kane this week for a hit when people are going to Captain Lukaku.
            Just another Casual move.

            1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              u really do belong in our squad.

      3. Ziro
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Amazing! Loved this!

      4. Gothenburgsaints
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Great post! Looks to be a fantastic team.

      5. ameenkw
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        The team that will win the hearts of all the neutrals / casuals 😀
        Let's go!

      6. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        words courtesy of johnny rev 7.0. im too casual to write my own stuff.

        1. People in Preston
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Original concept, words and layout: JohnnyRev7.0
          Contributors: Ameenkw, Jigger and Pony, JohnnyRev7.0, Jubilanus, Park The Bus, Rasping Drive, Tets McGee, Wally Banter
          Editor: JohnnyRev7.0
          Outro: Sex Pistols
          Fall Guy (if we got banned on the opening presser): Tets McGee 🙂

          © The San Diego Casuals

          All rights reserved.

      7. oghash
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Love it

      8. Wally banter
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Errm..time to do some transfers..gw 12 still open right??
        Lets break some chips..do our best..
        Go casuals..

    • Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      San Francisco Bulls Deep .... you guys are getting done 🙂

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc85E_FA3kQ

    • Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      San Jose Holebas go into battle with Seattle this weekend, apparently a load of salad dodgers and Starbucks loving coffee guzzlers led by Pathetic Timbo.

      Surely these out of shape jokers will be no match for our streamlined guys, we are certainly hoping that they manage to keep their clothes on while on the pitch during the game and don't indulge in the weird pastime of removing their clothes at any given opportunity as seen in the naked pumpkin run that is held in Seattle, last thing we want to see is these Salad Dodgers running around the pitch naked with their kegs hanging out.

      This is of course when they are not riding the S.L.U.T the South Lake Union trolley as opposed to reference to the lovely women of Seattle. I'm sure the team has encountered many sleepless nights at the thought of having to face us. Sleepless in Seattle was of course a film staring Tom Hanks who also appeared in the film Big. San Jose Holebas is expecting a big victory in this game.

      1. Skipdipper
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Good luck Seattle

      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Been to Seattle.
        Went to original Starbucks.
        Queued up.
        Got a mug.

        Want to beat them now.
        Just for that.

        🙂

    • teddy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Just wildcarded to get a fixture winning squad. We Sentrymen are the team of brotherly love, and our strategy is Unbreakable!

    • Narcos-Philadelphia
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      The Sentrymen's are ready for the tournament.Good work Ziro with the spreadsheet.
      Looks really neat.Thanks for the superb effort.

      We are ready for you ' Austin Powers'

      1. @SirAustinDangerPowers
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Ready to get crushed.

    • The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Round 1 - Zootopia Casuals vs NY Tommy Guns

      'Has the meeting place been set up, TG?' growled Sid.
      'Yea boss. Its an abandoned warehouse by the pier. I've sent Khan to keep an eye on it to make sure there won't be any nasty surprises waiting for us.'
      'Good. We don't know much about them but that rat might've told 'em everything.'
      'What rat?'
      'Wally. He joined them a week ago'
      'WHAT? That no good piece of..'
      'Relax TG. He'll get whats coming to him. Find Hari the Kid and Phoenix and stock yourselves up with our best steel. I don't want you boys to get caught out. They may look cute n' furry, but some of 'em might be high on that Night Howler stuff. Meanwhile I've got The Fox to prepare a wild surprise for our hosts.'

      Just then, a large shadow fell over them and TG backed away. Sid turned to face the 6 foot 7 inch, 250 pound monster with arms the size of tree-trunks. The scars on the face had pulled its mouth into a crooked half-grin.

      'Hello Snuffles. Bring me Wally'

      1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        You will never find our wally! Lord know we cant even find him 99% of the time!

        1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Snuffles has him on Whatsapp 😉

          1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            he casually ignores whatsapp. but he is good for all ur insider info 🙂

      2. Yasar2108
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Bring it on!

        1. Gothenburgsaints
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          YASAR - this is a tournament page and not a page for listing your favourite movie

          1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            haha made me laugh!

            1. Gothenburgsaints
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Thanks Tets. Looking at your team did the same for me.

              1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 3 months ago

                lol I like this guy

                1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 3 months ago

                  me too. but we are still gonna crush him and his team

      3. Wally banter
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Job done already 😀
        See you at the grass ny water pistols.. 😉

    • VougieDipond
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks for organising.
      Jim Henson, Elvis Presley, Oprah Winfrey, William Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, B.B. King, and Jimmy Buffett, your boys/girls are going to take one hell of a beating.
      Missislippy will be sliding to the bottom of the table 🙂

    • Ziro
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hi guys, just a heads-up.

      The above spreadsheet is live for viewing and for checking your IDs. In case of any problems, do write into the email given in the article.

      There will be small changes done right uptil the deadline, so please do not be alarmed when new tabs or words appear in the sheets. 🙂

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Awesome work Ziro 🙂

      2. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks for this Ziro.

      3. Chucky
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        good stuff ziro 🙂

    • The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Conference C is all over the comments board. Should be a good fight

      1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        definitely group of death...

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Yes, your teams death 😉

          1. Gothenburgsaints
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Google the "182" in our logo and you will fully understand how right you are.

            1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              ll im getting is blink 182

              1. Gothenburgsaints
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 3 months ago

                Not really the connection we were looking for

                1. Gothenburgsaints
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 3 months ago

                  Try penal code 182

    • Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Benching dilemma

      Play Allen (BOU) or Gundogan (cry)???

      1. tets mcgee (Ha La Land)
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        you will end u playing both but play gund

    • People in Preston
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      ♫ Start spreading the news
      The Casuals are in town
      We want to kick your ass
      New York, New York

      Your mommy gun blues
      You're running away
      You've got no heart for it
      New York, New York

      We want to wake up in a city
      That always weeps
      And find we're a number one
      Top of the list
      King of the hill
      A number one

      If we can make it there
      We'll make it anywhere
      It's up to you
      New York, New York ♫

      That includes you Philistines. Not in our conference but due a good kicking in Phoenix in the Qfs for making such disparging remarks about us on this thread.

      The Casuals might sound like an '80s Inter-City firm but we're not. Maybe.

      We're just casual.

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Oh look. The Zootopia Casuals have got a Theme Song 😀

        quality

        1. People in Preston
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          One for every opponent in our conference in the relevant GW. 😉

          Except Seattle. I'm struggling to find a song for them.

          1. djenzio
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            just change the lyrics of an Alice In Chains song!

            1. People in Preston
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Cheers.

      2. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        1. Hurricane Gilbert
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Apparently I am lost for words, because you speak so highly of us! Believing in Phoenix through to QFs, you must be our biggest fan! 😉

          Btw no offense but Johnny the Rev sounds more like a hillbilly than a casual! 😉

          1. People in Preston
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            We all find our calling sometimes. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

    • Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I caught up with Baby B earlier today .

      When asked to comment on his new team team he had this to say :

      https://imgflip.com/i/1eciut

      I also able to get some reactions from the fans to his appointment :

      https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2016/03/17/this-cleveland-stadium-home-sadness/wELibXSS1KSHoziqseNiCP/story.html

      http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r6j70

      The outcome of the upcoming game :

      https://imgflip.com/i/1ec918

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Cavs though. What makes you think that BabyB wont transform to LeBron and dunk the shiiiieeeet out of you? 😉

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          I'm not worried you don't get points for dunks in fantasy football only goals , assists and clean sheets .

          1. Hurricane Gilbert
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            Come on Adam 😛

    • djenzio
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Do you know the way to San Jose?

      Well actually I do, I usually just follow the signs on the freeway.

      Now that’s out of the way, it’s time for an introduction.

      We are San Jose Holebas. A group of unlikely misfits, for the most part honouring the flag of the liver bird and united by our hatred of, well, Utd. The Gaucho Spirit, an ancient practice passed down from generation to generation, lives in all of us. Our way is a system; whether we are underdogs or favourites, a walk in the park or a walkover, we will never give up.

      We have with us some new faces and some old faces, each carefully chosen from a sea of applicants. We put our world renowned scouts on the job and they uncovered some gems.

      As for our first opponents. The Seattle Salad Dodgers. An interesting bunch indeed. Ironically I have reports from my Silicon Valley friends of these so-called ‘Salad Dodgers’ reminiscing over episodes of Frasier inside Seattle Salads. Heaven forbid they were listening to grunge as the rain tip-taped against the windowpane. ‘Rain City’. That’s what we call it down here in Sunny San Jose. And it’s a good thing too. I can’t imagine how it must feel to trudge through puddles on my way to work or curse the heavens every time I forget my umbrella.

      Sure we may share some similarities. Seattle is the birthplace of Sir-Mix-A-Lot and Paul Allen, San Jose has DJ Shadow and Steve Wozniak. But we will show no mercy. Our lads will sing from the bench and throw enough bog roll to cover the entire Puget Sound. We will prosper.

      And yes.

      We will show you all the way to San Jose.

    • Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Group C(hampions) of Chilibowl

      1. BabyB
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        *Bookmarks for future trolling*

        1. djenzio
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          ditto

    • Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Oh it. Is. On.

      Ravers are boasting 2 former #1s and some FFS pedigree (and myself somehow).

      This is gonna be good!

    • FPL Maldini
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hang about, is Coutinho injured?

    • kingozil-The Germans once a…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Finally its almost there. Best of luck to all participating.

    • Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Cunning ploy from the lemmings to base themselves in Vegas, hours away from any cliffs to jump off. I trust you will be paying for our rooms at the Bellagio? See you at the tables for a good old spin up