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13 February 2017 3302 comments
Mark Mark
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Gameweek 25 concludes at the Vitality Stadium with Bournemouth paying host to Pep Guardiola’s Mancheseter City.

Once again Pep’s teamsheet steals the pre-match headlines, with Gabriel Jesus preferred as his central striker, leaving Sergio Aguero on the bench for a third successive outing.

Transferred in by more than 210,000 ahead of Gameweek 25, Jesus is skippered by 156,000 tonight up against a Cherries defence that has shipped more Premier League goals than any other side in 2017, conceding three or more in eight of their last twelve matches.

That defence is at last bolstered tonight by an array of returnees, as Charlie Daniels, Simon Francis and Adam Smith all overcome knocks to claim berths.

Elsewhere, manager Eddie Howe prefers Jordan Ibe to Junior Stanislas on the right flank, as Josh King again leads the attack.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Fpl:
    Lol, that is quite funny.

    Real life:
    Shame, young lad was class to watch.

    He'll be back!

    1. Ephurion
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      This x1000

    2. ekul the lokonga enthusiast
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      Thissssss!!!!!

  2. Puzzle
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Haha, wow. Feel for you guys who took the gamble.

  3. Duffy Dunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Dat Jesus captain success

  4. JJeyy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    2 points if you (C) Jesus lol.

  5. Richd
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    oh thank god

    1. BRFC1883
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      This.

      1. Richd
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 16 days ago

        I'm top of my ML by 8. 2nd had Jesus (c). Feels a bit bad.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      So relieved

  6. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Cue 5 goals from aguero

  7. lordkippe
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    hahaha Jesus! Aguero due some goals now

  8. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    unbelievable...FCK THIS GW seriously!!!!!!

  9. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Obviously wouldn't happen the last week owning Aguero 🙂

  10. Dynamo Chicken
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Ooh, I captained Augero. Come on fella, show Pep what he has been missing.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      Good luck 🙂

      1. Dynamo Chicken
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 16 days ago

        He'll prob get sent off the way my luck is rolling.

  11. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    They crucified him

    1. French Gooner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      Oh no you didn't

  12. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Cruel luck for you Jesus owners. You have my sympathy.

  13. Dedalus1
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    KUN TIME

  14. El Magico5
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Jesus off yurssssss

  15. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    We've come to the point where fantasy sports overtakes genuine human empathy. Wonderful.

    1. L S P
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      come on - we passed that point a looooong time ago.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      The nancy stubbed his toe.

      I wouldn't even classify it as an injury.

  16. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Someone was asking Jesus' point total prediction earlier, I had said 2... Sorry for the over hyped answer 😛

    1. L S P
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      tbf - you were giving him the armband, no?

  17. Fuchs Mane Kante
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Thats unfortunate.

  18. Smurf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    It's a sign from God.

  19. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    So bloody annoyed only good decision I've made this season is getting Jesus and now that's apparently a sh*te decision as well. Fook this, I'm watching the Milan game instead.

  20. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    You shouldn't laugh at a player's injury.

    Just as well nobody can see me.

  21. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    How many transferred Jesus in?

  22. John wick
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Sorry for Jesus owners for captaining him

  23. Viper
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Do more live teams own Jesus or Aguero?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      Jesus

  24. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Oh wow, this Jesus bandwagon derailment will hurt a few.

  25. potatoace
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Aguero is going too be like a man possessed here

  26. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Glad I didn't take that one week punt on Jesus.

    Feel for those that did

  27. Digital-Real
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Hands up if you captained Jesus?

  28. Arceus
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    McAuley in for G Jesus, but only looking shorter and fatter.

  29. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    My captain going off injured after 14 minutes is not even funny

  30. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 16 days ago

    Anyone scouting this aguero guy?

    1. Jar Jar Winks
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 16 days ago

      heard he was playing dm a few games back