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13 February 2017 3302 comments
Mark Mark
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Gameweek 25 concludes at the Vitality Stadium with Bournemouth paying host to Pep Guardiola’s Mancheseter City.

Once again Pep’s teamsheet steals the pre-match headlines, with Gabriel Jesus preferred as his central striker, leaving Sergio Aguero on the bench for a third successive outing.

Transferred in by more than 210,000 ahead of Gameweek 25, Jesus is skippered by 156,000 tonight up against a Cherries defence that has shipped more Premier League goals than any other side in 2017, conceding three or more in eight of their last twelve matches.

That defence is at last bolstered tonight by an array of returnees, as Charlie Daniels, Simon Francis and Adam Smith all overcome knocks to claim berths.

Elsewhere, manager Eddie Howe prefers Jordan Ibe to Junior Stanislas on the right flank, as Josh King again leads the attack.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. rnrd
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero haul incoming. Than would be epic

  2. Cojiro
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Cue Aguero hatty the week most (including me) get rid

  3. Sp0rting
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus ass ends

    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      you're thinking of good king wencelas-ass

  4. Lord_Bendtner
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Does anyone know why Stanislas isn't in the starting XI?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      He's muck.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Saved to be a sub.

    3. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Blame Fraser

    4. Lord_Bendtner
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Can't field 11 Players without him next GW - sell him and get Markovic?

  5. Lecky Legs FC
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    A few in my ML have Jesus as captain (good moment for me) and one player has Aguero as a non captainer who are behind me but not massively could do with a Kun blank still here.

  6. Rh4ziel
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Can this season end already? 🙁

  7. Digital-Real
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero has 17% ownership, hope he keeps quiet otherwise this will have an impact on our ranks.

    1. Jar Jar Winks
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      my captain so hopefully he bags a brace

    2. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nearly all dead teams

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not really

    4. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I can honestly say if he does affect your rank you are having the crappiest season ever.

  8. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus owners repenting?

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Vanishing

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Taxi for Ogie

    3. Gerbs
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      absolutely

    4. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Converting!

  9. Van der Faart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    What happened to Jesus? No smart answers about a cross please.

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Foot injury.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Injured foot.

    3. lordkippe
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Sacrificed himself to make up for agueros sins

  10. Sp0rting
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus loves you.

    Everyone else thinks you're a Kun.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You are kunbelievable

      1. Sp0rting
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Eye Tank Ewe

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Sterling effort

  11. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Francis dead

  12. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus owners. He will rise again.

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      But my season wont

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Bit silly getting him.

        1. Dušan Citizen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah, sure

    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      After Easter

    3. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ironically, this was also a hit for Gabriel (she of eyepatch wearing fame)...coincidence?

  13. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Francis OFF
    Mings ON

  14. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Why the hell is my post deleted?

    Nice, make me even more nervous. Congrats.

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Why would that make your nervous?

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        You*

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      English, swearing?

      1. Sp0rting
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        English swearing is the best!

        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Pen pidyn

      2. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I wrote one fkin swear in Serbian. Thats why I wrote it in Serbian, to not be rude

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Writing in Serbian was rude.

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Didnt know u speak Serbian :rolleyes:

        2. b✪mber
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          If I was a moderator I'd allow this. boooo numbers, boooo 🙂

  15. The Enlightener
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus(C) turned my wine into water.

  16. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Dropping like flies

  17. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus (C) whilst mini-league leader TC Sanchez this week

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Season ender right there.

  18. TSILIKAFENEIAKOS
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus to who?

    Max 10.0 - already have Lukaku and Costa. Can't afford Kane unless I downgrade Eriksen for a -4.

  19. Duffy Dunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Well played Jesus and Francis.
    Off to an early Valentine's

  20. DA Minnion (Former great)
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jesus ,what happened Jesus?

  21. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Tyron the "Angel" with Mings is on

  22. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Good sign for Stanislas owners with Brunt as 1st sub.

  23. MidasBoys XI
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    He'll get a rise out of this

  24. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Stanislas better come on - don't want people getting lucky bench points.

  25. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Tyrone Minging on.

  26. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Jokes on all of you non-owners, I don't need to transfer him out for next week because he doesn't play next week. 😛

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      no one does...

  27. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Sanchez + Jesus -> Mane + Kane?

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Jesus had a Mane, but did Sanchez walk with a Kane ?

    2. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah bruv.

    3. # Young Gun SEAMUS #
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Will liverpool match r on against leciester city??

    4. Duffy Dunk
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I just read Kane's name like Mane'

  28. Goal Digger2016
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Is Mings a smelly Ings?

  29. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    They're going down like flies tonight!

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Indeed

  30. Guy Demel
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Francis (c) fail