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4 March 2017 2183 comments
Mark Mark
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Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. wowBOBwow
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ville Ronka takes out Ibra ahead of Bournemouth at home, guy must have a time machine.

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      My ML rival got rid as well. Can't believe it.

    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That's surprised move.

  2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra to Kane GW29.

  3. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Mings should be banned more than Ibra

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      They both should be, to be fair.

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Should be locked in the changing room with Ibra for the duration of half time

  4. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Criminal that Ibra is still on the pitch

  5. Egyptian Giza
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Basically, Ibra and Mings beefin, Mings stamped on Ibra, Ibra elbowed Mings, red card surman, am I getting this right?

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

    2. Gustavo
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      yes

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yep

      Ref got confused

    4. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra stamped on Mings, Mings got up and stamped on Ibra, then Ibra elbowed him. 😆

    5. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yep.

    6. Vinyl78LP
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Welcome to Old Trafford. Theatre of Comedy.

  6. JustPark
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Red for Zlatan, Mings please.

    -manunitedfan, ibra-future-owner

  7. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I have Ibra and i want him to get a Red !

  8. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Mings - bad player - bad attitude

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Minging

  9. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    How the hell has Ibra not scored yet

  10. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Was the stamp intentional?

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looked like it

    2. Jakarta
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      really didn't look it.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        AHAHAHA

      2. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        lol

      3. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        That's very naive - he could have easily avoided him.

    3. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I think it was 100%

      He looked at Ibra before doing it

    4. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Intentionally "unintentional". When you know you're jumping over someone's head, you don't look up at the clouds and whistle unless you're hoping to connect with with face

    5. Eddie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hard to say, didn't look good. Elbow intentional.

    6. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Obviously

    7. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yep

    8. Volley127
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      100%
      anyone who says otherwise is delusional

    9. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah - but it was worth it

  11. DR0GBA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Will Ibra get banned after the game from the FA?

    1. Dr Mantis Toboggan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      For sure

    2. Sif
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Could do, ref will have to fudge his report and say he didn't see it.

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Ref will fudge the report after the match when Howe and Mourinho are in his office showing him replays.

    3. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      More than likely.

    4. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Defo

    5. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Doubt it

  12. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra misses 1 on 1.

  13. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    LUCKY Mings holders.

  14. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ffs. Ibra better get a brace in the second half

  15. DLL18
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Does Mings even look at Ibra, looked accidental to me.

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      He knew.

    2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I was thinking this, mings is looking away from ibra, he could have just lost his bearings.

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      He knows what he was doing. Just lucky that there was no immediate head injury.

    4. T444
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I thought he just ran over him too

    5. Gustavo
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      intentional stamp to me

    6. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Looks straight down at him.

    7. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Are you actually being serious? This is unbelievable.

  16. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero would've had four goals already if he was in Ibra's positions

    1. Spambo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kun say that again.

    2. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Easily, praise Kun!

  17. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    If there was no DGW I would have got Ibra in and captained him...dodged a bullet so far

    1. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      get ibra in with the gw28 blank? nah you wouldn't have x)

  18. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Retrospective ban for Ibra ?

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ibra to Lukaku then 😀

      1. NATSTER
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Llorente for me.

    2. McQueen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Depends if ref saw it or not...

    3. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Should be for both him and Mings. Neither of them should still be on the pitch.

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nah

  19. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What's wrong with Mings jumping over a player to defend his goal?

    1. Bunk Moreland
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You dont believe for a second that wasnt intentional.

  20. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra is so useless. Why do I still have him?

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Not for long.
      Scores when it doesn't count.

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      He'll have one of those games where he's absolutely terrible and still scores two goals.

    3. Spambo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      hat trick in the seconded just wait...

  21. zoli0506
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I was one the best best FPL manager in my country (Hungary) until i messed up my season in November by not selling Man City assets. Now i'm currently 400k+ so i used my second wildcard just to have fun this week.

    Grant
    Brunt - Pieters - Mawson
    King - Sané - Sterling - Siggy
    Agüero - Ibra- Llorente

    Jaku - Snodgrass - Coleman - Maguire

    Joshua scored, so this is a nice gameweek so far.

    1. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      lol

      1. zoli0506
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        lul?

    2. tisza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm in Hungary too and having a rubbish season compared to normal. Also at 400k .
      Race you to the end of the season!!

  22. John wick
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Will fa ban ibra for that knockout elbow

  23. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    The ref didn't even realise he'd booked Surman twice. What a joke.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Truly awful refereeing. Friend has already lost the game, MUFC players are going to run rings around him in the 2nd half.

  24. TheCurseOfRaheem
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Shocking from Mings. Looked down at him too.

  25. Hobolicious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    So Zlatan and Mings to be suspended by FA?

    1. thunder_mike
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yep, probably 3 matches each

  26. ILOVEBAPS
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Ibra is playing terribly. Had 3 opportunities at least to get a shot in and keeps messing it up. 🙂

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'll take the 1 at this point 😛

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Not all heros wear capes.

    2. T444
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice

    3. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Why didn't I see this before deadline? Baines is my first sub.

    4. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      King as first sub and baines as second sub. Why are you doing this to me bro?

  27. Garlana
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Pathetic refereeing totally bottled it

  28. SirStevieG
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Abuses ref, throws player to ground out of play, deliberately elbows someone in the head.

    1 yellow card. ROFL.

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Still 45 mins to go. One more Ibra act and I think he may go.

    2. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      He looked pretty chill and he was talking to the ref about it so..

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      As a seller of him I agree

      Although if I was stamped on I'd do the elbow back

  29. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What a ridiculously entertaining half