Dugout Discussion
4 March 2017 2183 comments
Mark Mark
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Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. wowBOBwow
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ville Ronka takes out Ibra ahead of Bournemouth at home, guy must have a time machine.

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      My ML rival got rid as well. Can't believe it.

    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      That's surprised move.

  2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra to Kane GW29.

  3. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mings should be banned more than Ibra

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      They both should be, to be fair.

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Should be locked in the changing room with Ibra for the duration of half time

  4. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Criminal that Ibra is still on the pitch

  5. Egyptian Giza
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Basically, Ibra and Mings beefin, Mings stamped on Ibra, Ibra elbowed Mings, red card surman, am I getting this right?

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

    2. Gustavo
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      yes

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yep

      Ref got confused

    4. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ibra stamped on Mings, Mings got up and stamped on Ibra, then Ibra elbowed him. 😆

    5. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yep.

    6. Vinyl78LP
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Welcome to Old Trafford. Theatre of Comedy.

  6. JustPark
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Red for Zlatan, Mings please.

    -manunitedfan, ibra-future-owner

  7. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I have Ibra and i want him to get a Red !

  8. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mings - bad player - bad attitude

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Minging

  9. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    How the hell has Ibra not scored yet

  10. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Was the stamp intentional?

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Looked like it

    2. Jakarta
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      really didn't look it.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        AHAHAHA

      2. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        lol

      3. Old Man
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        That's very naive - he could have easily avoided him.

    3. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think it was 100%

      He looked at Ibra before doing it

    4. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Intentionally "unintentional". When you know you're jumping over someone's head, you don't look up at the clouds and whistle unless you're hoping to connect with with face

    5. Eddie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hard to say, didn't look good. Elbow intentional.

    6. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Obviously

    7. Lawrø
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yep

    8. Volley127
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      100%
      anyone who says otherwise is delusional

    9. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah - but it was worth it

  11. DR0GBA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Will Ibra get banned after the game from the FA?

    1. Dr Mantis Toboggan
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      For sure

    2. Sif
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Could do, ref will have to fudge his report and say he didn't see it.

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Ref will fudge the report after the match when Howe and Mourinho are in his office showing him replays.

    3. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      More than likely.

    4. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Defo

    5. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Doubt it

  12. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra misses 1 on 1.

  13. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    LUCKY Mings holders.

  14. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ffs. Ibra better get a brace in the second half

  15. DLL18
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Does Mings even look at Ibra, looked accidental to me.

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He knew.

    2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I was thinking this, mings is looking away from ibra, he could have just lost his bearings.

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He knows what he was doing. Just lucky that there was no immediate head injury.

    4. T444
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I thought he just ran over him too

    5. Gustavo
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      intentional stamp to me

    6. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Looks straight down at him.

    7. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Are you actually being serious? This is unbelievable.

  16. ★Kuntheman★
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Aguero would've had four goals already if he was in Ibra's positions

    1. Spambo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kun say that again.

    2. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Easily, praise Kun!

  17. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    If there was no DGW I would have got Ibra in and captained him...dodged a bullet so far

    1. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      get ibra in with the gw28 blank? nah you wouldn't have x)

  18. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Retrospective ban for Ibra ?

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ibra to Lukaku then 😀

      1. NATSTER
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Llorente for me.

    2. McQueen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Depends if ref saw it or not...

    3. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Should be for both him and Mings. Neither of them should still be on the pitch.

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nah

  19. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What's wrong with Mings jumping over a player to defend his goal?

    1. Bunk Moreland
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You dont believe for a second that wasnt intentional.

  20. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra is so useless. Why do I still have him?

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not for long.
      Scores when it doesn't count.

    2. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He'll have one of those games where he's absolutely terrible and still scores two goals.

    3. Spambo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      hat trick in the seconded just wait...

  21. zoli0506
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I was one the best best FPL manager in my country (Hungary) until i messed up my season in November by not selling Man City assets. Now i'm currently 400k+ so i used my second wildcard just to have fun this week.

    Grant
    Brunt - Pieters - Mawson
    King - Sané - Sterling - Siggy
    Agüero - Ibra- Llorente

    Jaku - Snodgrass - Coleman - Maguire

    Joshua scored, so this is a nice gameweek so far.

    1. Salah’s Sonnet
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      lol

      1. zoli0506
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        lul?

    2. tisza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm in Hungary too and having a rubbish season compared to normal. Also at 400k .
      Race you to the end of the season!!

  22. John wick
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Will fa ban ibra for that knockout elbow

  23. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    The ref didn't even realise he'd booked Surman twice. What a joke.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Truly awful refereeing. Friend has already lost the game, MUFC players are going to run rings around him in the 2nd half.

  24. TheCurseOfRaheem
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Shocking from Mings. Looked down at him too.

  25. Hobolicious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So Zlatan and Mings to be suspended by FA?

    1. thunder_mike
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, probably 3 matches each

  26. ILOVEBAPS
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra is playing terribly. Had 3 opportunities at least to get a shot in and keeps messing it up. 🙂

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'll take the 1 at this point 😛

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not all heros wear capes.

    2. T444
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nice

    3. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Why didn't I see this before deadline? Baines is my first sub.

    4. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      King as first sub and baines as second sub. Why are you doing this to me bro?

  27. Garlana
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Pathetic refereeing totally bottled it

  28. SirStevieG
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Abuses ref, throws player to ground out of play, deliberately elbows someone in the head.

    1 yellow card. ROFL.

    1. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Still 45 mins to go. One more Ibra act and I think he may go.

    2. Crow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He looked pretty chill and he was talking to the ref about it so..

    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      As a seller of him I agree

      Although if I was stamped on I'd do the elbow back

  29. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What a ridiculously entertaining half