Dugout Discussion
4 March 2017 2183 comments
Mark Mark
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Just a few weeks ago, today’s opening fixture at Old Trafford would have been the main attraction, with Zlatan Ibrahimovic the sole focus of our attention.

But rivals City and Sergio Aguero now dominate Gameweek 27 – our thoughts already running ahead to Sunday’s encounter with Sunderland at the Stadium of Light.

For now, we need to concentrate on Saturday’s events with Ibrahimovic still capable of making a major impact on our weekend.

Again the most popular captain pick and surely skippered by the majority of those who have ignored Aguero, his owners will be willing the Swede to translate recent cup form – six goals in four outings – back to the league.

A goal and an assist in his last four Gameweeks is a modest return by Ibrahimovic’s standards but, in Bournemouth, he now faces an ideal opponent.

The Cherries arrive at without their captain Simon Francis, having failed to stem a relentless tide of goals. Without a clean sheet since Gameweek 19, Eddie Howe’s side have conceded 20 in the seven matches since.

The scene is set for Ibrahimovic to deliver a big return to kick-start Gameweek 27, as Fantasy Premier League managers begin the chase for a three-digit tally.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mings stamp was horrific but Zlatan is bang out of order...3 match ban incoming

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Referee talked to him so I doubt there will be a retrospective action.

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        He will fudge the report to say he saw nothing. Then the bans will come.

      2. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        He will say he didn't see the incident

      3. F4L
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        ban will come

      4. Billy Gilmore
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Pretty sure that doesn't apply anymore

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nope

    3. Bilic Squad Captain
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Is it just me or did everyone miss Ibra stamp on mings first when he was down. Mings then returns stamp followed by Ibra elbow!!!

  2. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    If Friend mentions that in his match report then he should be sacked!

    1. ChampChomp
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think he'll know that it'll look bad if he does mention it, so he won't. I'd expect an Ibra ban

  3. davies
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Mane worth 1.2 more than Coutinho for next week?

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Don't know. Haven't seen the game yet.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      nope

    3. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think so

  4. F4L
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra owners so lucky, unreal

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah - and when Ibra scores the winner they'll probably moan he wasn't given enough BAPS

      1. F4L
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        exactly, such a pain

      2. Spike ⚽️
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        that made me chuckle 😀

    2. Lecky Legs FC
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm quite lucky hope he gets a goal and somehow United draw 2-2

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You will be extra salty after he scores a second half hat trick against 10-man B'mouth. 🙂

    4. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Quite unlucky really. 0 points 1 half against Bournemouth is bad

  5. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra brace at the very least incoming.

  6. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ole ole ole oleeee Josh King, Josh King

  7. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I hate Ibrahimovic but Mings completely deserved it. Don't buy this 'two wrongs don't make a right thing'.

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ibra should still have been red carded, along with Mings

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Definitely, what he did was also arguably a straight red. But I'm not going to criticise him for taking revenge.

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          You're saying it was against the rules to elbow him? That it was definitely a red card But it was arguably a red card? But Ibra was in the right to do it?

          An eye for an ear makes the FPS world go blind, and crazy.

    2. Garlana
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Ibra should know better, been playing the game a long time.

  8. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So glad I sold Friend for Mawson.

  9. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Phil Jones is loving all this, everyone will forget about his howler.

    1. F4L
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      😆 So true

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Jose won't

  10. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Poor form from Ibra, I would have punched Mings in the face

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I genuinely think he will lay him out in the tunnel mate

    2. PvA
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Mate that was a great elbow what are you on about?

      He decked the guy

  11. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    If the referee doesn't write in the report that he saw Ibra's elbow, won't that be a 3 match retrospective ban?

    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He has to say that because if he seen it Ibra had to go .

    3. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes but he will write about and we'll move on... Disgrace!

    4. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I don't understand him talking so long to Ibra. Either he saw it or he didn't, if he didn't there's nothing to warn Ibra about?

    5. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      He must have seen it otherwise what was he giving him a final warning about?

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        But then how do you see an elbow and not book a player?

    6. Typo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hope so! Give him the ban! The stamper too!

  12. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Surman goes and does THAT knowing he is on a yellow. What a clown.

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      It was the tiniest f**king push! Ibrahimovic got him sent off

      1. Team Cruel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        When you're on a yellow you don't go and push someone regardless of how tiny it is

        1. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Or elbow old mate's melon.

        2. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          You'd be very tempted after he's just assaulted your mate. There was pushing and shoving all round, Ibrahimovic was just clever and made the most of it

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      When you an elbow aimed like that you are entitled to lean on Ibra who then throws himself onto the Turf like he's been shot.

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Alright slouch... so many muppets on here eh... no comment reply will do, with ur history

        1. George Sillett
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Yes dad !

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            😆

  13. FPL_Hazards
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I predict plenty benchwankery next GW

  14. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I reckon ref was only giving a yellow to Surman because he joined in and pushed Ibra, bet if he had remembered he had already booked him it wouldn't have been a yellow.

    Once again, video ref would make all of this so much easier.

  15. Ógie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ref seen Zlatan elbow and talked to him after it
    He might escape the ban in that case
    Ref bottled it tbf

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Of course.

  16. Lawrø
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I think what Zlatan did was reasonable... Mings just stamped on his head! I'd do a little bit more than an elbow if it was me...

    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      ^

      1. diesel001
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Both should be off. Mings 8 game ban. Ibra 3 games.

    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Save it for the tunnel, though.

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        As the actress said to the bishop.

    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Trademark Zlatan karate kick to the baby maker would've been better

    4. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      100% would have love if he connected with the elbow!

    5. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Liam Neeson

    6. Billy Gilmore
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Looked to like Ibra tried to stamp on Mings in the lead up to being stamped

      1. Lawrø
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        That would changes things. I haven't seen a good angle of that yet

        1. Lawrø
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 months ago

          Still that doesn't condone a possibly fatal stamp

          1. Billy Gilmore
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 3 months ago

            No. If only SAF was still there..."He could've killed him" 😀

            1. Lawrø
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 3 months ago

              and it would actually be justified! 😀

  17. Vinyl78LP
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    So Surman 2nd yellow was for feeble push on Ibra when Ibra did the same thing more violently half way through the first half with no yellow. Must be on Ibra(c)

  18. Hakuho FPL
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Many referees on here I see.

    1. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Your opinion doesn't count.

    2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not hard to spot the Ibra owners and non-owners either 😉

  19. Old Wulfrunian
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    King owners with all these options for this gw they'll propably benched him

    1. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      think again

    2. Snevitz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Played ahead of Coleman

  20. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra might be subbed at HT. Mourinho knows what happened and he won't be able to calm Ibra down.

  21. CobraKai
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    That stamp could have left him with a brain injury or took his eye out..much worse than the elbow..

    He did it with malice and force too.

  22. Differentiator
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    What a mess. Thanks for the enforced -4, Ibra.

  23. Crouch Potato!
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Surmans sending off a disgrace, Kevin, Man Utds best Friend!

    1. F4L
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      first challenge was exactly like Shaw's. A joke

  24. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Friend should be demoted regardless!

  25. F4L
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ibra and Mings should be off. But Surman walks like wtf

  26. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    The best thing that could come out of this would be retrospective bans for Mings and Ibra. Crap from both of them although Ibra seems to have the arrogant above the law attitude.

    1. Licious Lizard
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Pffff. Agree that Ibra should have gotten sent off, but that Mings is a measily count and could have done some serious damage.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        That's what I said.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      It was Mings who's the criminal here though.

  27. Deulofail
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Change of plan: Ibra not Kun > Lukaku (-4)
    Kun+Lukaku/Carroll to Kane/Costa/Gabbiadini in near future

  28. Orion
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Man... I didn't TC Aguero... wtf

  29. Duffy Dunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Ref on bonus points?!?!!?

  30. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I really don't think he would have booked Surman for that if he had clocked he was already on a yellow. Stupid refereeing all round.

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Top level, eh 🙂

    2. Vinyl78LP
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not when he let Ibra off for a WWE-style push earlier..

      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Which he was looking right at.