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24 March 2017 1213 comments
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For the first half of April, we have teamed up with FanDuel to launch an exclusive free-to-enter “Last Man Standing” style contest, spanning the next four Gameweeks.

Called “Fantasy Football Scout Survivor”, this latest tournament differs from FanDuel’s distinct weekly and daily contest format as it covers a number of Gameweeks, with competitors seeking to survive through to the final round.

The format for “Survivor” will be instantly familiar to anyone who has participated in Fantasy Premier League “Last Man Standing” tournaments.

After each round of fixtures, those managers that rank in the bottom 50% of scores will be eliminated, with the top half marching on to the next stage. That continues until the ultimate winner is crowned – the highest scoring manager in the fourth round of fixtures.

Existing FanDuel customers, as well as those new to the game, are free to take part in this contest, although it is worth noting that this is only available to UK residents.

There are 300 team slots available and entries are limited to one per FanDuel account, so be sure to claim your spot in this exclusive free-to-enter contest.

Also, for new customers that register ahead of this tournament, FanDuel are giving away a free £5 credit, which can be accessed by using the promocode SCOUTFIVER when signing up via this link.

If you’re building a FanDuel lineup for the first time, we recommend taking a look at our strategy guide that examines which players to target in the various positions.

Getting Started

Click here and pick your FanDuel lineup for the first round, taking place in Gameweek 30.

Once your lineup is complete, you will either need to register an account or log in.

If you’re registering for the first time, Don’t forget to use the promo code “SCOUTFIVER” to claim your free credit.

When your line-up is entered, you can log back in and edit it, right up until the kick-off in the first match via the “upcoming” tab.

Should your team qualify for each next round, you will find a dummy line-up available, allowing you to tinker ahead of the next set of fixtures via the ‘upcoming’ tab in the FanDuel lobby.

Schedule and Prizes

The competition takes place over Gameweeks 30 -33, with the deadline for entries set for 12:30pm Saturday, April 1.

Here is the full list of rounds and the number of teams involved in each:

  • Round one – Saturday 1st April – 300
  • Round two – Saturday 8th April – 120
  • Round three – Saturday 15th April – 60
  • Grand Final  – Saturday 22nd April – 25

The winner is the competitor with the highest round four score, who will receive a £30 Amazon voucher and a £20 FanDuel credit.

The highest scorer in rounds one to three will receive a free entry into the following week’s Fan Favourite competition.

J0E Podcaster and writer. Tweets stats and stuff via @FFScout_Joe Follow them on Twitter

  1. joersherman
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 29 days ago

    A) Tadic for -4 (would need to bring forward my downgrade of Daniels)

    B) Redmond

    1. AndyCook
        9 years, 29 days ago

        With no other information and presuming you are keeping right through - A

    2. BALOOO
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 29 days ago

      Pickford
      Coleman Alonso Valencia
      Sanchez Siggy Alli King
      Costa Lukaku Vardy

      GTG? Who to (C)? Im on Lukaku atm.

      1. UnitedFan
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 29 days ago

        Lukaku or Sanchez for captaincy

      2. Bruno Bruno!!
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 29 days ago

        Bench and money in the bank ?

      3. Lord.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 29 days ago

        With that team, which looks pretty good to me, I would captain Costa; but with my flock I'm leaning towards Siggy.

      4. dhamphiir
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 29 days ago

        Costa atm

      5. AndyCook
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Great team, Costa

        • _Make
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Like it. Vardy.

        • *sigh*
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Have same except for Coleman/King.Im going Vardy or Lukaku.

        • Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Costa is your captain

      6. dhamphiir
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 29 days ago

        Which one you will have in your team?
        A. Sanchez or Mane
        B. Walker or Valencia

        1. Bruno Bruno!!
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          A). Both
          B). Both

        2. Lord.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          I will see how Sanchez fares in GW30 before deciding (already have Mane); but will probably get Valencia next.

        3. AndyCook
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Sanchez and Valencia (Walker price is too high for me now)

          • Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            I have Mane and Valencia

        4. barracuda
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          OK, new page... troops, I don't want to sound too drunk and stupid BUT- I am going to buy my first house (sign in Notary) nextTuesday. Feels weird owing your first property, especially after I know how badly uneven is the floor in the master bedroom and sitting room and how awful is the smell in the toilet...I have to fix it BUT my house sits on the sea, so who cares..I can do it! Anybody want to drop me some suggestions of what to do first (after I sign) let me kindly know. CHEERS

          1. Pep says
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Go for a swim

          2. Leaf
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            First thing is control the panic attack that will come after you first sign
            It's always daunting and looks expensive but you will get by and it will all seem normal soon .
            They've all got something somewhere scarily wrong with them .

          3. Leaf
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Isn't that a boat not a house ?!

            Check the legal paperwork 🙂

            1. barracuda
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Boys, nice stuff.. I may go for a swim and yes- it is a house with massive lizard that lives under the terrace light. I bought it because I love the sea view and I love to dine on uneven table on my terrace. Wife is also jolly happy. I hope she will pick my next week Captain soon.. Looks like Siggy is her fav..

          4. Lord.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Find a good plumber.

            1. barracuda
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Thanks Lord, I think the problem is very small..The main tube needs a U joint..to stop the smell fro the septic tank...That's all. Any good plumber in here? Drop me your suggestions pls 🙂

              1. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                TM is a plumber I believe.

                1. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Is he? Thank you Mr. Numb. Good stuff, I think he could have some nap..as he lives here 20/7

                  1. Numb
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Yep, he'll advise you.

          5. Geoff
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Congrats 🙂

            Where is it?

            1. barracuda
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Andalucia, gracias

        5. _Jane
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Do you guys use the Workflow App for Iphone ?..

          http://m.imgur.com/92uTUst?r

          I made an extension when you are on the FPL website you just click ( Run Workflow ) and your team will be copied and FFS will open and you just paste your team and it will be like this

          "Jakupovic - Robertson - Valencia - Alonso - Coutinho - Alli - Pedro - Eriksen - Sánchez - Llorente - Lukaku - Bench: Valdés - 1 Brunt - 2 Funes Mori - 3 Barnes "

          Its here if anybody need it :
          https://workflow.is/workflows/0143fb3d7a084f58919089be34415fd9

          1. Pep says
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            What if you don't want Brunt or FM in your team?

            1. _Jane
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Sorry meant the format will be like this .. It will copy your own team and paste it ..

              1. Pep says
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Jk

                1. _Jane
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Jürgen Klopp ? :p

                  1. Pep says
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Joke

                    1. mojoindojo
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Whoosh?

        6. Bruno Bruno!!
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Just noticed sanchez flag removed 🙂 a bit early but im not complaining

          1. dhamphiir
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            I was waiting for price drop to buy Sanchez

        7. buffrey
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          So then?? Any update on my SKY STATS request?? Timbo (I think) said he flagged it for attention but no response.

          Just a bit poor really.

          I know I'm a broken record but not even a reply about it is a bit off I think.

          1. Numb
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            I don't think FFS is covering Sky Game anymore - maybe would be a conflict of interest given the FPL partnership.

            1. buffrey
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              They offer Sky stats and have a revised and smaller deal with SKY.the point being is that they offer sky stats as part of the subscription.

              I paid my money for those stats.

              It's like joining Netflix and all he documentaries not working. Yes no-one really wants to say them but if you suddenly did and they were broken you'd be rightly annoyed.

        8. Leaf
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          How is Phil Jones and his toe ?

          Any news ?

          1. barracuda
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Is he not out for a month or so?

        9. Lone Wolf FPL
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Randolph, Jaku
          Alonso, Coleman, Evans, Fernandez, Holgate
          Sanchez, Mane, Siggy, Lanzini, Fletch
          Costa, Lukaku, Llorente

          1FT, 3.7 ITB. Think I need Spurs mid.

          a) Siggy/Lanzini > Eriksen/Alli
          b) Evans, Siggy > Valencia, Eriksen -4
          c) some other move

          1. Bruno Bruno!!
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Evans to Walker/Valencia, dont need a spurs mid this week

          2. I Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Evans/Holgate -> Valencia

            Spurs mid needed but you can wait a week.

          3. Lord.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Lanzini > Alli is enough. No need for a hit.

        10. Coaly
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Let Lallana drop or take him out now for a player playing in internationals?

          1. Bruno Bruno!!
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            unless it impacts your transfers save till as close to deadline as possible

        11. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          Anyone here work for MI5 or MI6?

          1. Pep says
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            My wife might..

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Always out during the night?

          2. barracuda
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Would you like to apply for some role within the industry?

          3. barracuda
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Is that a dough for a pie or for some tasty cake Jafooli?

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Ah nice, a cryptic recruitment question.

              73fhopp5$r79

              1. barracuda
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                On the basis of your cryptic 73fhopp5$r79, I think your appointment could go ahead very soon. 😀

          4. Dreams
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            I work for spectre.

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              ZX?

              1. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                81

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  😉

          5. TheTinman
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            We don't call it that

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Who are 'we'?

              Are you a station chief?

              1. _Make
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Definitely not...

          6. George Sillett
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Have you been monitoring my wife's e mails ?

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Only since see started writing to me 😉

        12. Firminooooo
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 29 days ago

          TV2 sport in Norway: King with back problem, had to stop todays training.

          1. barracuda
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Wow..That Norway league has become some Mont Everest..Can't believe this can be a funny ciggy..

            1. barracuda
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Ah, sorry, this is a helpful post. I thought you were promoting to sign up for Norwegian Fantasy League.

            2. Numb
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              King actually plays in the Premier League

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Ah feeerk, is that Bournemouth King injured?

              2. barracuda
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Yes yes, sorry. I am quite acquainted with our FPL. I thought it was an advertising message to join Norwegian fantasy league.. I don't like that idea just to get another hit to fulfil my addiction 😀 😀 King is OK as my 5th..well..5th for the next 3-4..is he injured? Not a biggie.

          2. Pep says
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Just saw it. Articles in Norwegian but he's holding his back in the picture leaving the field.

            1. Optimus.
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              A bad problem caused from carrying my Fpl team the last couple of gameweeks no doubt

              1. _Make
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Haha!

            2. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              😆

              And out of nowhere.....

          3. Ógie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            That is a bit of a bombshell King was a popular pick around these parts

          4. AA33
              9 years, 29 days ago

              😮

          5. Colonel Klink
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Price not important. Cedric for attacking potential or Yoshida for more security of starts?

            1. dhamphiir
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Cedric might be rotated in between GW 30-32 like in month of December

            2. asquishypotato
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              This - as soon as you think he looks good he gets rotated with Martina, who outside his wonder goal is woeful

          6. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Give one word of jargon used in your line of work that you doubt people outside your profession will know?

            Then we'll guess your job.

            1. Ógie
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Ogee

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Defender, as in OG?

                1. Ógie
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Its commonly a type of molding or arch in my profession

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Plasterer?

                    1. Jafooli
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Builder, engineer or architect?

                      1. Ógie
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        I am a chippy 🙂

                        1. Jafooli
                          • 14 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          Cool, so what's an Ogee?

                          Is that like a spirit level type thing? Or that thing you dangle down to make sure something is vertical?

                          1. Ógie
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Is is a type of s curve which is commonly used in a arch or moldings or trim

                            http://img.tfd.com/architecture/f0674-03.png

                            1. Jafooli
                              • 14 Years
                              9 years, 29 days ago

                              Ha, hence your name? Related? Just realised 😀

                              1. Ógie
                                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                                • 13 Years
                                9 years, 29 days ago

                                its pronounced the same as my name 🙂

                              2. Jafooli
                                • 14 Years
                                9 years, 29 days ago

                                Ogie with his ogee 😎

                                Ogie, ogee, ogiee......oie, oie, oie

                          2. Ógie
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Nice video here on how to set out a ogee

                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azGhCMmYbl0

                        2. Diva
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          I'll have two cod to go please. 🙂

                          1. Hooky
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Don't forget the mushy peas!

                          2. Jafooli
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            😆

                  2. Hooky
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Foot restorer

                  3. Numb
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Architect for churches

              2. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Pasty maker?

              3. Christina.
                • 16 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                pornstar

            2. asquishypotato
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Runner

              1. Ógie
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Roofer?

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope 🙂 need a clue?

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Not yet.....

              2. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Carpenter, military or print media?

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope nope and nope 😀

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Dress maker?

                    1. asquishypotato
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Nope

                      1. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        What then?

                        1. asquishypotato
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          I work in the hire car industry - a runner is a vehicle that is used to drop off or collect people in deliveries or collecting other vehicles.

                          E.g. Take the runner to Liverpool to collect, collect and drop.

                          Really dull I know.

                          1. Jafooli
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Nah, good one.....Avis?

                            1. asquishypotato
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 29 days ago

                              Enterprise - the fallout from London has been huge

                              1. Jafooli
                                • 14 Years
                                9 years, 29 days ago

                                Oh yeah, right....I bet.

              3. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Cricketer

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  If I manage to stay awake, that's a no!

              4. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Antique dealer?

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              5. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Journo

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              6. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Film producer

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope - I thought that would have been people's first guess.

                  Any consolation no one is even close.

              7. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Ooh, carpet fitter!

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  This

                  1. asquishypotato
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Still no!

              8. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Athlete

                1. asquishypotato
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Broken my ankle playing hockey last week, but no not an athlete!

                  1. Diva
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Ouch. Get well soon!

            3. maglia rosa
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Cholysystectomy

              1. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Surgeon

                1. maglia rosa
                  • 15 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Close enough Numb......theatre scrub nurse

                  1. Numb
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Nice

                  2. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Jippers, bet you some rough stuff.

                    No further details please 😛

                    1. Jafooli
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      *see

                    2. maglia rosa
                      • 15 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Life n death Jafooli.....all very clinical, occasionally sad more often than not rewarding and worth while.

                      1. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Yeah I bet, my sister is a theatre nurse.....can listen to her stories

                        1. maglia rosa
                          • 15 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          People say 'I couldn't do your job' an awful lot but it's all relative. Lots and lots of jobs I couldn't/wouldn't want to do. After 10 years it all becomes very 'a matter of fact'. Much rather theatre than a ward....death and suffering on the wards are something to behold compared to theatre.

                          1. Jafooli
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Very true....agree all points.

              2. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Doctor?

              3. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Towie cast member

            4. Numb
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Scalphunter

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Bounty Hunter?

                1. Numb
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nah

              2. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Headhunter?

              3. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Red Indian?

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  😀

                2. Numb
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Spy

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    So why didn't you reply to my question above about MI6?

                    Anyway, you're busted, knew I could find you.

            5. Hooky
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Tosspenguin

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Zoo keeper?

                1. Hooky
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope. FFS mod

                2. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nutter

                  1. barracuda
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Sorry, that meant to go somewhere else 😀

                    1. Hooky
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      You're right though, he is!

                      1. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        😮 😛

              2. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Antarctic animal fertility expert?

                1. Hooky
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Bingo!

            6. Hairy Potter
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Kanban board

              1. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                S&M

              2. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Butcher?

                1. Hairy Potter
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              3. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Production operative

                1. Hairy Potter
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              4. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                FFS moderator?

              5. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Don't know, what you do Hairy?

                1. Hairy Potter
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Software developer

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    So what's a Kanban board?

                    1. Hairy Potter
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      It's basically a board where we track pieces of work on post-it notes to show what is to do, what's being developed, what's being tested, what's ready for launch, etc.

                      1. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Read that last bit and read it as 'what's for lunch' 😀

                        What apps have you designed?

                        1. Hairy Potter
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          Nothing interesting! Mainly automation workflows for webportals so that customers can build their server infrastructure quicker and easier.

            7. Teahupo'o
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Tongue

              1. Numb
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Wooden flooring manufacturer / fitter?

                1. Teahupo'o
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Lol, try again.

              2. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Butcher?

                1. Teahupo'o
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              3. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                *waits for Christina to say "pornstar" again*

              4. Hooky
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Trainer designer?

                1. Teahupo'o
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Nope

              5. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Shoe maker?

              6. Teahupo'o
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Not really jargon.

                I'm an interpreter.

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Cool, what languages?

                  Banana nose got it below....

                  1. Teahupo'o
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Mainly Portuguese. Occasionally Spanish and French.

              7. BananaNose Maldonado
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                A linguist?

                1. Teahupo'o
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  🙂

            8. BananaNose Maldonado
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Rough-Cut

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Tobacconist?

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Ah, that's Rough Shag.

                  Butcher?

              2. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Video producer

                1. BananaNose Maldonado
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  This one is in the vicinity.

                  I do research on early versions of TV shows (rough cuts) to help channels make them better when they get to air.

                  1. Diva
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Cool. Like audience screenings etc?

                    1. BananaNose Maldonado
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Yes, online screenings, in-person focus groups. That kind of thing.

                  2. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    What progs have you done?

                    We'll let you know if you've done a good job 😉

                    1. BananaNose Maldonado
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Ha. Well, I'm across the pond - an American - and all my clients are cable channels that specialize in the non-fiction/factual space (think Discovery, Nat Geo, HGTV, Food Net, History, Investigation Discovery, etc.). So if you watch shows on any of those, I've either ruined them or made them better - probably ruined them 🙂

                      1. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Have you ever seen Charlie Brookers focus group of UK tv programs to a US audience?

                        Very funny....

                        1. BananaNose Maldonado
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          I haven't. I'll have to check that out!

                          1. Jafooli
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            It's in Charlie Brooker's Hollywood Wipe I think....

                      2. Teahupo'o
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Noice. Judging by your fpl prowess, I'm sure you made them better.

                        1. BananaNose Maldonado
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          Actually, judging by my decent FPL run the last few years I'm a little worried my clients are getting too little of my time and figuring out a way to get Rondon out of my team is getting too much of it 🙂

                      3. Jafooli
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        I'll tell you what ruins those types of programs big time - adverts, like every 2mins. And then they insist on doing a recap on the previous 2mins after the ads, which means about 1 min of new footage. And then ads again etc.

                        Thing never gets going....

                        1. BananaNose Maldonado
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          I think that's fair. The recaps used to be a necessary evil to get viewers who didn't watch from the beginning up to speed, but with more people recording/DVRing shows, the teases going to break and recaps coming out of break are becoming a real issue for channels.

                          1. Jafooli
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Ah good, glad I'm not the only one.....good to hear it might be faded out now maybe not needed so much.

                      4. Teahupo'o
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Not on you, but every channel tends to go down the reality tv road. Even my beloved Smithsonian.

                        1. BananaNose Maldonado
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          It was like printing money a few years back - cheap to produce, no writers needed, the "stars" didn't require as much money - but the saturation of shows about people do dangerous/weird/sometimes even boring jobs is quickly killing off the category.

                          1. Teahupo'o
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            Ah, I'm sure it was. Maybe finally hitting rock bottom and killing off the category will bring about better programming.

              3. Teahupo'o
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Barber?

                1. BananaNose Maldonado
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  I like that one! Though if it describes the barber and not the person getting the haircut, it would be a barber I wouldn't want to go to 🙂

            9. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Rhino rocket

              1. Diva
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                African animal fertility expert?

                1. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  That is a fantastic answer

              2. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Oh man, just googled this 😛

                1. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Did you figure out what I do?

            10. Old Man
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              DMSOd6

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Ah right, this is interesting.

                Computer programmer, something like that?

                1. Jafooli
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Or is it building codes?

                2. Old Man
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  You're a genius! DMSOd6 is nothing to do with computer programming but I thought I'd go back to my original job - an organic chemist in the lab. DMSOd6 is a deuterated solvent used in NMR spectroscopy. However .....

                  I retrained and became ......... a computer programmer! Last 26 years in IT, programming and developing.

                  Top marks Jafooli!

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Ha, extraordinary good luck....

            11. Ron_Swanson
              • 15 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              OCF

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Don't be rude Ron......accountant?

          7. LewanGOALski
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 29 days ago

            Which DEF for under 5.0

            Cedric
            Yoshida
            Stephens
            Maguire
            Prodl
            Mawson
            ...sb else?

            who should I go for..?
            Thanks!

            1. asquishypotato
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              That's very vague what are you after?

              Scouting for the doubles?
              Form?
              Attacking potential?
              Upcoming nearest fixtures?

            2. AA33
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Cedric

              • Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Yoshi

            3. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Tadic 1-1

            4. Ukfan29
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Would be grateful of advice for the upcoming Gameweek regarding the All Out Attack chip. My current team for week 30 is:

              Grant (Foster)

              Alonso, Koscielny, Mee (Funes Mori, Nyom)

              Sanchez, Hazard, Eriksen, Sigurddson, King

              Lukaku, Carroll (Rondon)

              One free transfer 0.0 in the bank and I'm eager to sell Rondon, probably for Negredo with Boro's upcoming fixtures and DGW. Would you say that is the best transfer if I take Rondon out (6.5) I can't afford Deeney or Defoe. If I go ahead, is this my week to hit the All Out Attack chip and if so to bench Mee Vs Spurs or Koscielny Vs Man City!?

              Opinions appreciated in advance, thanks

              1. barracuda
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                FM and Rondon are the biggest issues.

              2. dhamphiir
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Transfer out Koscielny for Valencia (Cech is out for month)

                1. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  OK, but Baggies have awful fixtures and FM could be left out.. New keeper could go nuts..Keep Koscielny, sorry to be contradictional

            5. Visionaries
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              What would you go with?

              A Lallana, Costa Vardy, Lukaku
              B Hazard, Vardy, Carroll, Lukaku
              C Mane, Costa, Carroll, Vardy (replaces Luk for 2 gw's)

              1. dhamphiir
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                C

            6. dhamphiir
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Serbia 2-1
              Goal Kitrovic
              Assist Tadic

            7. Old Wulfrunian
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Tadic a goal and an assist.

            8. barracuda
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 29 days ago

              Ok, he was well known for his sick dribbling, funny teeth and is 37 soon (or was already) not sure because I couldn't understand the woman on the local radio 100%... 😀 Who is this fella?

              1. Jafooli
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Peter Beardsley?

                1. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  No Sorry.

                2. Ron_Swanson
                  • 15 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Beardsley must be 50 odd by now

              2. We Will Klopp you
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                The great Ronaldinho, knew it from the moment you said funny teeth 😉

                1. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  You are the winner Sir.

              3. Old Wulfrunian
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 29 days ago

                Ron?

                1. barracuda
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Well done Wulfranian.

            9. Jay_
                9 years, 29 days ago

                I'm on a wildcard. These 2 slots are bugging me.

                A) Siggy & Friend/Chambers
                B) Tadic/Redmond & Gibson

                DDG Pickford
                Alonso Walker Valencia PVA ***
                Sanchez Alli Eriksen *** Zaha
                Ibrahimovic Lukaku Negredo

                (Vardy is placeholder for Ibra)

                I guess it boils down to wether I keep Siggy or not. It's his singles and reliability vs the potential of the Saints mid with 2 doubles. The Boro defender spot isn't really crucial as they don't even really need to play in 34 but it would be nice to have the option of playing them.

                * 34: Lukaku > Benteke (8 doublers in 34)
                * 35: Boro def & Negredo > Bellerin & Gabbiadini (3 doublers with Siggy or 4 if Tadic/Redmond)
                * 37: 11 doublers, plus Siggy (sun) or 12 if B) and the 3 Palace boys (HUL) plus 2 FT's

                * That's the plan, after writing I'm leaning towards keeping Siggy with the option of selling him for an Arsenal/Saints mid -4 in 35/36. What do you think? A) keep Siggy? Or B) lose him now?

                1. Speédy
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  keep siggy,i wont go 8 dgwk'ers in 34 if i dont have 35 or 36 wc,city,spurs,chelsea assets more imp for the double

                  1. Jay_
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Yeah thanks mate. City coverage later down the line is the one big problem with this plan. I expect other people on a WC now have the same problem.

                  2. dhamphiir
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Siggy and Chamber

                2. We Will Klopp you
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 29 days ago

                  Current team is attached below but I've read the posts and it seems everyone is sure kaku will get something, now considering all out attack and benching Olsson, I had considered gw31 for it when my defenders had horrid fixtures but attacking ones aren't great then either.

                  Team: Heaton (Grant)
                  Mawson Alonso Olsson (Coleman Baines)
                  Lanzini Alli (M)ane Siggy King
                  Costa Vardy (Lukaku)

                  Thoughts?

                  1. dhamphiir
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Play Coleman instead of Olsson

                    1. We Will Klopp you
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      So keep Lukaku benched?

                      1. dhamphiir
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Like Jay was commented below either bench King or Lanzini

                        1. We Will Klopp you
                          • 9 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          Which one do you think would be better to bench out of King & Lanzini?

                          1. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                            • 9 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            King had some back problems today- wait for pressers

                  2. Jay_
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      You have to play Lukaku mate. Would bench Lanzini or King. The defence is a big call, depends if your a gambler or not. Easy choice is play 1 Swan/1 Everton.

                      1. We Will Klopp you
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Hmm, I have to be a gambler at this point in the season, what would you think about all out attack?

                  3. dhamphiir
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Serbia's last seven goalscorers in World Cup qualifiers:

                    Mitrovic ⚽️
                    Tadic ⚽️
                    Mitrovic ⚽️
                    Tadic ⚽️
                    Mitrovic ⚽️
                    Mitrovic ⚽️
                    Tadic ⚽️

                    1. Jafooli
                      • 14 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Two-man team

                  4. barracuda
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Firmino or Alli/ Ericksen till the end of the season?

                    1. dhamphiir
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Alli

                    2. Speédy
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      dele

                      1. barracuda
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Ok fellas, will make this move at some point!

                    3. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Tot mid (one or he other)

                  5. Sanchit
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Suggestions?

                    Heaton Robinson
                    Baines Walker Brunt Coleman Stephens
                    Sanchez Coutinho Mane Siggy Alli
                    Lukaku Llorente Grabban

                    1 FT. 2.5 ITB

                    A. Brunt to Valencia
                    B. Baines to Valencia
                    C. Coutinho to Hazard/Eriksen

                    1. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      A or B depending on your $itb plans

                  6. Team Cruel
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Tadic = essential

                    1. barracuda
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      No.

                      1. Team Cruel
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Running the show tonight. BOU and CRY next. He'll have a field day.

                    2. Sonny “The Hitman&rdq…
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Not sure but he is getting my attention

                  7. Optimus.
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Ireland team: Randolph; Coleman, O'Shea, Keogh, Ward; Hendrick, Whelan, McCarthy, McClean, Long, Walters.

                    Bale doesn't stand a chance

                  8. Dušan Citizen
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Tadic a goal and 2 assists

                    1. Netley Lucas
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Yep, got him in the Daily XI, should have capped, sigh...

                    2. barracuda
                      • 9 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Where are you from Dusan? Sounds like Czech or Slovakian first name....

                      1. Konig Luther
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        pretty sure he is Serbian

                        1. Nanoelektronicar
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          He is. Dušan is common Serbian name, derived from duh (spirit and holly spirit) and duša (soul).

                          1. barracuda
                            • 9 Years
                            9 years, 29 days ago

                            OK, sorry I googled it.

                      2. Dušan Citizen
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 29 days ago

                        Serbia 🙂 And you?

                        1. barracuda
                          • 9 Years
                          9 years, 29 days ago

                          Luzicky Srb 🙂

                    3. Konig Luther
                      • 13 Years
                      9 years, 29 days ago

                      Always does well in national team

                  9. Optimus.
                    • 15 Years
                    9 years, 29 days ago

                    Wales Team: Hennessey (GK), Gunter, Taylor, Davies, Chester, Williams (C), Allen, Robson-Kanu, Ramsey, Bale, Ledley.