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16 April 2018 1427 comments
Mark Mark
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Four nights of Gameweek 34 action begin at the London Stadium where West Ham United host Stoke City with both seeking to earn three points to ease relegation fears.

In truth, a victory for the Hammers tonight would surely seal mid-table safety, though, with a tortuous season run-in ahead of them, a win against the Potters looks vital.

In Fantasy terms, Marko Arnautovic is undoubtedly the key attacking asset on show. He heads into the contest against his former club with nine goals and five assists from his last 14 starts and, despite Chicharito’s equaliser at Chelsea, the Austrian remains the lone striker. Arnautovic scored in the reverse fixture at the bet365 Stadium and fired a brace and 16 points in his last home fixture against Southampton.

Chicharito is kept on the bench, alongside playmaker Manuel Lanzini who makes his return from injury.

Meanwhile, Stoke City’s players are auditioning for bit-part roles in our Gameweek 35 Free Hit squads with Shaqiri and Jack Butland the leading men.

Butland has just a single clean sheet in his last eight starts, though has returned 45 saves and 12 save points over that spell.

As for Shaqiri, his returns have dried up and have been reduced to just a single assist from the last four Gameweeks having struck three in three outings prior to that drought.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Hart again 😀

  2. shotgunnufc - MANIAC
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I swear to god if joe hart is anywhere near that plane to russia

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He's one of the guaranteed players.

  3. Taking the Mkhitaryan
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Butterfingers up to his old tricks

  4. Zilla
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Of f**king course Shaqiri is involved 😀

  5. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    England's #1

  6. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Masuaku cs GONE!!!!

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Arnie clean sheet gone. \o/\o/\o/

    2. arndff_
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Masuaku has gone too 🙂

      1. RamaJama
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        So close to a cs

  7. Postman Ty
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Joe Hart for England keeper.

  8. FPL DONKEY
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    God damn why didn't I put Crouch in my WC team?

    1. Taking the Mkhitaryan
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Captain hindsight sets sail for dreamland

  9. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Adrian is only 4.1m for GW35

  10. soup natsi
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I actually bench boosted with Crouch. Wow.

    1. Brehmeren
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Believed no one ever.

  11. BobBradleysOpportunity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    looked like hart was trying to push the ball away first time instead of catch it/take it into body

  12. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Butland & Shakira essential on FH?

  13. 1zverGGadeM
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    England keepers must be in this order:
    1. Pickford
    2. Butland
    3. Pope

    1. BobBradleysOpportunity
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      yeah, one of those three anyway, they all have their pros and cons, pickford the best shot stopper, pope the best at the bread and butter, making very few mistakes and some excellent saves, and outland somewhere in between

    2. arndff_
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      0. Hart

      There's a programmer in English squad, so they start to count from zero. 😀

      1. 1zverGGadeM
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Is hist name s0uthgate? 😀

    3. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Pope should be no1

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Butland for me

      1. how now brown cow
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I agree. I think pickford will be first choice in time but i'd go butland this summer.

        1. 1zverGGadeM
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          I like Butland more too, but Pickford is there favourite me think

  14. Tiki-Taka
    • 15 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Guys remember Hart made a couple of good saves against Chelsea so that diminishes the fact he's been awful all season, get him on that plane

  15. WE GO FOR IT
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    If Southgate picks Hart, the players should just revolt. Worst Gk in the league by a mile.

  16. BobBradleysOpportunity
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    how can nick pope not be ahead of hart in the pecking order for the world cup

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Southgate.

    2. Gentle_Turks
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Hart more tournament experience?

      1. WE GO FOR IT
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        No use of experience if you keep like that.

      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Experience of being humiliated.

      3. Rash
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        More experience at failure

        1. Bucket_
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          No experience is bad experience

          1. Baps Hunter
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Nope. It is simply risk. But better to risk than be certain to lose 😉

    3. FPL DONKEY
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Because it would be cruel to give England fans any hope

  17. Rik Waller
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Stewards should be guarding those corner flags. Fans are gonna kick off!

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Lovely evening for a riot!

  18. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Well done crouch triple cappers

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      At least 3 people will have TC him this week for sure

      1. Rash
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Including Joe Hart?

  19. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Kane claiming last touch for the Crouch goal

    1. Zladan
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Zzz

  20. Lone Wolf FPL
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I won a bet that Crouch will score at least one more goal this season 🙂

  21. The Orienteer - find me in …
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I now have 24 points on my bench!!?

    1. arndff_
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Your profile's linked, but the link is broken.

      Fix it.

  22. Guy Demel
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    The fact Pope is still behind Hart in the pecking order just re-enforces my disinterest in the entire England set up.

    1. Bucket_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He might be shocking now, but his experience counts for a lot, especially with two inexperienced goalies likely to play over him.

  23. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Big shaq with the assist!

    1. HonestBlatter
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Who has him still?

      1. Toblerone52 - Zlatan Ibra-H…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Me

      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Asnee

      3. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Me 😎
        Never doubted him. Deffo not just still in my team cos it's a complete shambles and I'd other fires to extinguish.

  24. TallestJohn
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    My pre-wildcard GW31 team would be scoring more than my Bench Boost team this week lol

    Van Dijk, Zanka, Schindler, Shaqiri, Salah, Firmino

  25. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Butland (31)
    Pieters (28)
    Zouma (26)
    Crouch (24)
    Shawcross (23)

  26. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    We might as well take Crouch to Russia and put him in goal.

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Now there’s a shout

  27. DJ1000
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Thanks joe Hart. My grandma could have saved that in her pinny. What a cretin. Cost me my clean sheet

  28. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Crouch could score the same points as Lukaku this week now

    1. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He has already scored more.

  29. Monkey Hanger
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    When Hart doesn't make the England squad. Hope he remembers tonight.

  30. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Carroll vs Crouch. World Cup cart horse competition