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18 April 2018 1493 comments
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Double Gameweek 34 rolls on with a clash on the south coast as Bournemouth host Manchester United at the Vitality Stadium.

It’s fair to say that tonight’s team news has sent shockwaves through the Fantasy Football community, with Jose Mourinho confirming growing fears that he would rotate some big names.

Alexis Sanchez was perhaps always at risk. Snapped up by 78,000 managers ahead of Gameweek 34, Mourinho looked to have options in his position.

But the omission of Romelu Lukaku was not widely predicted and is hard to swallow.

The Belgian drops to the United bench for the first time having been signed by 234,000 and trusted by over 934,000 managers with the Gameweek armband.

After blanking against in Sunday’s shock defeat to West Brom, Lukaku is already the second most sold player as we edge towards the reduced slate of Gameweek 35. Short of a stunning cameo tonight, those sales will surely accelerate further.

Remarkably, Chris Smalling, United’s third most signed player ahead of their double-header, survives the cull and starts for a twelfth successive league match. He is the only member of Sunday’s back four on show tonight as Phil Jones, Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw all earn starts.

Fantasy interest in Bournemouth remains limited, despite their two fixtures. Josh King was the most signed player for their double-header, claiming a paltry 15,000 new owners. He does at least start for the Cherries.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Can you boil lager? Fancy a cup of tea but only have a can of Stella in the fridge.

    1. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Mix it with a pot noodle, you’ll be fine 😉

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Stick it outside for a minute.

    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Use tapwater?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Silly idea.

      2. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Tap water + ..... ballbag?

  2. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    On 77 (-4) with 7 to go.
    Would have been 80 and no hit if I’d have just kept Auba. Wanted to have some fun, Lukaku has ruined it all.

    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I am on 42 so really have no sympathy for you

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Not even a little bit?

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Nope

        2. asquishypotato
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Add in a triple captain on Lukaku and that’s what my rival did.

          He’s also on 42 points.

    2. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      77 no hits and 5 to go. Would have been 6 if Alonso hadn't gone and got himself banned

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Would have been 8 if Lukaku played. Grrr

  3. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Jesus to Lukaku (TC)

    Inspired

  4. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    guess im lucky to have Smalling and Lingard playing at least. Now for the double 1 pointer....

    1. asquishypotato
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Smalling was a remarkably lucky but

      1. asquishypotato
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Buy.

        But will also do.

    2. Gudjohnsen
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Can see Lingard scoring in this game.

  5. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Please come on and score at least one lukaku

  6. WE GO FOR IT
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Come on Lukaku!!!!!!!! Oh wait! 🙁

  7. asquishypotato
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Lukaku cameo at 0-0 for a single goal in a 1-0 win.

    Just to rub in what could have been.

  8. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Daniels range...

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      G’an on lad....top corner...

  9. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Wilson looking lively?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Yes, but crap.

    2. Fantastisk
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      So far so good. Looks composed, had a few early touches to get into the game, and hasn't missed a pass.

  10. XabiAlonso
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Man Utd to win 4-0 with a rashford hatrick

  11. Fantastisk
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Gwarn JLingz, keep Lukaku and Sánchez on the bench pls

  12. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Come on Bournemouth! Put in a first half perforrmance so Jose has to send in the cavalry.

  13. Zebrahimović
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Darmian’s ‘sideburns’ - surely someone in the team has said something?

    1. Fantastisk
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Lingard milly rocked

  14. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    TC Lukaku looking good? Oh wait, Mourinho IS A MASSIVE TIT

  15. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    De Gea on pens, FKs and corners?

  16. Gudjohnsen
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Martial looking dangerous

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Racist?

      1. Fantastisk
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Do you work at Starbucks? Smh

  17. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Has Jones been given the 3 BAPs yet?

  18. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    All players bossing the baps....

  19. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Don’t mean to be morbid/cruel, but can Rashford pull a muscle or something within the next 20mins please... to bring lukaku on to score...

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      It's only a game.

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Wishing injury on a player, publicly?

      String him up by the balls, lads.

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Did you just assume TLD's gender?

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          😆

        2. FPL Scoop
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Triggeredddd

        3. TorresMagic™
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Guess Alex is a tricky one.

          1. FPL Scoop
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 1 month ago

            Am a 17 yr old, male identying male, lads.

      2. FPL Scoop
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Not injury. I’ll be happy if he recovers for the semi!

        Lol, this game gets to me

      3. FPL Scoop
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        Or a muscle cramp lol. Not serious

      4. evilfish
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 1 month ago

        What about wishing injury on a certain Portugese manager, publicly? Would it be acceptable for me to do that?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 1 month ago

          Unacceptable not to.

    3. Fuchs Mane Kante
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Need Rashy for the World Cup lad.

  20. FPL ZB
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Written this game off now, would rather just see Utd lose at this point

    1. Guy Demel
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      I want this every week.

  21. Guy Demel
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Sunset and Pitch is nice, everything is better down south.

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      And far more expensive

  22. evilfish
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Screw you José

  23. Fuchs Mane Kante
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Second half Sanchez haul incoming.

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      looking forward to a 1 pointer

  24. Legomané
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone TC Phil Jones?

  25. The Big Fella
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Pick two of the following for the rest of the season: Kane, Vardy, Auba and Jesus. I currently have Kane and Vardy but I have two FT and I am debating whether to bring in Auba or Jesus instead of one of them as they've got a game GW35 and doubles 37 whereas Vardy and Kane don't play this week. Any help much appreciated!

  26. PL Ball
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Not confident of a CS. That back 4 + Fellaini.

    Yikes.

  27. Sandy Ravage
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Lukaku(c) to get winning goal off bench in 4-3 victory after Smalling hat-trick & DDG 25 saves.

  28. Digital-Real
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    I'll be amazed if UTD keep a clean sheet in this game

  29. FPL ZB
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Can only assume that Luke Shaw has eaten Antonio Valencia

    1. Guy Demel
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      What did he have for main and dessert?

  30. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 1 month ago

    Donkey sighting

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 1 month ago

      Need to be more specific, plenty on view today....