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10 January 2023 183 comments
Simon March Simon March
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Throughout the 2022/23 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) season, our team of Pro Pundits, Hall of Famers and guest contributors will be sharing their thoughts, tips and own transfer plans.

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Here, former FPL champion Simon March explains what FPL managers can learn from the sport of rowing.

FPL team reveal: Why I've picked Vardy over Haaland and Kane

I once worked for somebody who rowed for Great Britain at the Olympics and he became well-known within the company for being able to find a rowing metaphor to fit almost every occasion. Much as we used to make fun of him for it, I then, in later life, took up rowing myself and realised that, actually he was right; rowing is an excellent metaphor for just about everything, and that includes FPL. So this article will focus on what we, as FPL managers, can learn from the sport of rowing.

Momentum Makes Everything Else Easier

The heaviest strokes in rowing are the first few when you’re moving off from a stationary position but, as you get going, the boat moves faster and everything feels lighter. Similarly, in FPL, the first few Gameweeks are usually the hardest to predict but, if you get things right early on, the rest of your season has the potential to become a lot easier. 

The benefits of a good start are varied; you’re ahead of the game in terms of player selection, you can use your transfers to more aggressively take advantage of the next opportunity (rather than just reacting to opportunities missed) and there’s a good chance your team value will also benefit, something which can pay off later in the season when it comes to Wildcarding and Free Hitting.

Is this useful to think about where we are currently mid-way through the season? I think so, because, however dire your current FPL situation might be, it’s worth remembering that you’re always starting the rest of your season and, in two or three good decisions’ time, things may well seem a lot easier. Just as, in rowing, you can get a boat moving in just a few strokes, sometimes all it takes to turn your season around in FPL is just a few good moves in a row.

Keep Steady no Matter What

Rowing can be quite a meditative sport and, unlike FPL, it may actually lower your stress levels. This does not mean, however, that you can just switch off. Maintaining a consistent stroke requires focus and discipline and ‘consistent’ is far more important than ‘fast’. In fact, there’s a saying among rowers that ‘slow is smooth, smooth is fast’; you don’t need to force the pace, as long as you remain consistent, the pace will take care of itself.

In FPL, especially when we find ourselves with a poor rank or stuck in a rut, it’s tempting to force the situation and take bigger and bigger risks in the hope that one big ostentatious move can turn our season around or, at least, accelerate our ascent. While these moves can pay off, they often do more damage than good because they tend to sacrifice long-term plans in favour of short-term gains. Consistency, on the other hand, is much slower to pay off but far more likely to pay off in the long run.

Small Things Add Up

In The Boat Race, the crews from Oxford and Cambridge will row at a rate of around 35 strokes per minute on average. As a result, while no individual stroke will make or break a race, they add up over the course of it, so optimising each one becomes vital to winning.

We talk a lot about differentials in FPL and there is a pervasive belief that picking the correct differentials are what makes the difference between a high and low rank. However, this is not usually the case when you dig into it. What really makes the difference between a high and low rank tends to be the 4-6 points gained or dropped here and there. These could result from something as banal as nailing your goalkeeper rotation or being on the right side of a seemingly 50:50 decision between two players or two captaincy options but, over the course of a season, those 4-6 points add up.

Thus, just as there are no unimportant strokes in a boat race, there are no unimportant decisions in FPL. Mistakes occur and luck is always a factor but sweating the ‘small stuff’ and making every decision count is likely to be far more significant to where we find ourselves come May than picking that one big differential.

Focus on What is Inside the Boat

If ‘sweating the small stuff’ sounds overly stressful, rowing may also have a solution for that; ‘focus on what is inside the boat’.

There’s a lot that can happen when you’re rowing; a wake from another boat can put you off, you can hit something with your oar, you can find yourself rowing through a thunderstorm, a cat can fall off a low-hanging branch and land on your head, all sorts of things. But there’s not a lot you can do about any of these so, the trick is, to try and ignore them and simply focus on what you can influence; your own technique and your own performance.

In FPL, you can’t predict whether a player will get injured, you can’t control Pep or his team selections, you can’t prevent random postponements and you can’t stop a player from missing a seemingly open goal from four yards out. All you can do is make your transfers, pick your players and choose your captain. Time spent thinking about the things you can’t control is literally time wasted and, worse, it will make the game far more stressful than it needs to be. Focus on what you can control, and you’ll likely find that your FPL game improves, as will your enjoyment of it too.



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  1. FCHaalandaise
    • 3 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Wtf is this rubbish

    1. Mirror Man
      3 years, 6 months ago

      The Audiobook version is available for £35 (15% discount already included)

      1. Nate(U)dog(ie)
        • 5 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        *Only if you're already subscribed to the personalised team review service. If not, the fee is £50

        1. FCHaalandaise
          • 3 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          Ffs is dying

    2. Mullered in Maenam
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Utter tosh, condescending chap isn't he, what a waste of space for an article that could have been at least useful.

      1. Charlie Price
        • 5 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Simon once won fpl overall didn’t he?

        1. FCHaalandaise
          • 3 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          If only you were to scroll back up....

      2. Feanor
        • 17 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        This attitude is why you will never be the FPL champion.

        1. Mirror Man
          3 years, 6 months ago

          This attitude is why you will never be the FPL champion.

          1. Feanor
            • 17 Years
            3 years, 6 months ago

            Gonna finish ahead of you though, mate.

            1. Mirror Man
              3 years, 6 months ago

              Ouch.

            2. Nate(U)dog(ie)
              • 5 Years
              3 years, 6 months ago

              The missus always tells me this isn't the calculated boast that I always tell her it is

        2. Charlie Price
          • 5 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          Who me?

          1. Charlie Price
            • 5 Years
            3 years, 6 months ago

            Too many people talking at once now. Think I will leave you all to discuss it. Thought it was a good article myself for what it’s worth.

          2. Mirror Man
            3 years, 6 months ago

            B-row

  2. Definitely not sleeping
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Huh?

  3. Lignja
    • 9 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    1ft 3.1m itb

    Kepa
    Trippier, Shaw, Cancelo
    Salah, Rashford, Martineli, Almiron
    Haaland, Darwin, Mitrovic

    Ward, Andreas, White, Paterson

    A. Andreas to Mahrez (bench Mitrovic)
    B. Mitrovic, Cancelo to Kane, Stones -4
    C. Something else

  4. Annie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Nothing.

  5. Nuka Girl
    • 9 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    I've ways wondered how fpl compared to the 1969 moon landing.

    1. nico05
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      FPL happened

      1. FCHaalandaise
        • 3 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Exactly! You won't get many others agreeing with you round here I'd imagine though

        1. nico05
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          I was expecting a firm reaction ha ha

    2. FFSbet.com
      • 10 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      You think they been to the moon with that container with foils and cardboard?

      And president call them directly with normal phone with 0 sec delay?

  6. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
    • 9 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Haven't considered WC until I tried to build one, and now I'm quite tempted.

    Patterson ---> Lewis
    Shaw ----------> Dalot
    Doherty ------> Botman
    Martinelli ----> Mahrez
    KDB ------------> Mitoma
    Greenwood -> Kane

    I do like the team I have however.
    Thoughts on wildcarding anyway? 'Upside chasing'

    1. Littlebitwizardoföz
      • 14 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Not for me with the players you'd be losing

    2. nico05
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Noo. Pound for pound prefer 1st team overall

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Step away from the device.

      1. mdm
        • 14 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        This

    4. The Mentaculus
      • 5 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Nah. Marginal improvments to defence, and this might not be the best time for Shaw - Dalot as some seem to think he's a rotation risk for Palace. Pretty good fixture for Martinelli this week. Mahrez over KDB is kind of tempting but probably wrong & you'll want rid of him soon anyway. If this is an elaborate scheme to get Kane, there's probably easier ways

      1. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
        • 9 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks you my wise friend.

        And thanks to you guys above also

    5. Stimps
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Shocking

      1. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
        • 9 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        haha, I'm In Sane in De Bruyne, what can you expect

  7. Littlebitwizardoföz
    • 14 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    *bottomed

    (a) Cancelo + Darwin to Botman + Kane (-4)
    (b) Cancelo + Darwin to Stones + Kane (-4)
    (c) Hold (can't afford Kane without taking Cancelo out for a 6.8m or less defender)

    Thank you

    1. agueroooooney
      • 11 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      B

    2. DannyDrinkVodka
      • 6 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      C if Liverpool has DGW in 21

  8. Aye
    • 13 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Best GK for the medium term?

    1. MADCHESTER UTD
      • 11 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Personally I’ve got pope pick n stick with ward on the bench. Hasn’t pope got 6/7 clean sheets in a row?

    2. FCHaalandaise
      • 3 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Pope until gw 39

    3. nico05
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Ederson if not got 3 City players / Have the funds

    4. Miguel Sanchez
      • 10 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Raya, DDG or Pope

  9. nico05
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Hi, with, 2ft & 1.8 itb.
    Ramsdale
    Cancelo VVD Shaw Trippier (Perraud)
    Salah Bruno Rashford Martinelli (Andreas)
    Haaland Mitro (Greenwood)
    A. VVD - Walker or White?
    B. VVD + Andreas - White (or walker) + Rodrigo. B is essentially starting Rodrigo more than White who would be 1st sub
    C. Anything better at all?

    1. The Mentaculus
      • 5 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      I like B. Cancelo could be a problem too but VVD clearly has to go first

      1. nico05
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers. Anything else you prioritise/recomend before I pull the trigger on B?
        Don't you see Cancelo playing much now?

        1. The Mentaculus
          • 5 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          Hard to know Pep's plans but he's clearly somewhat out of favour at the moment. I guess he might start one (Spurs)?

          1. nico05
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            3 years, 6 months ago

            Cheers for that

  10. RamboRN
    • 15 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Kepa
    Trippier white cancelo
    Kdb martineli rashford almiron
    Haaland mitrovic martial

    Ward james* andreas Patterson

    2ft 5.1 itb

    Any thoughts on what I should do? Tjinking martial and James to kane and shaw?

    1. AandyzZ
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Would lose Mitro over Martial surely?

      Kane and shaw good picks

    2. mdm
      • 14 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      James to Shaw and save

    3. DannyDrinkVodka
      • 6 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Transfer out Mitrovic instead of Martial

  11. Charlie Price
    • 5 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Excellent article as ever Simon. Really good advice contained in there.

    Will try& put it into practice starting this week!

  12. asquishypotato
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    I don’t know what people were expecting with the lack of games. Your choices are:

    Complete silence or low amounts of info from the website because we are getting minimal premier league centric games, and we only need to know potential injuries or outcomes.
    Articles that become irrelevant when a duo match changes the outcome.
    Opinion pieces.

    I would rather have something to read, then nothing at all.

    1. Feanor
      • 17 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Lots of people with low ranks like to lash out at anything they can.

  13. Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
    • 5 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    The state of this website is also resulting in about 35 strokes a minute tbf.

    What happened to the in-depth tactical analysis articles on here? Why did that go and we got left with 5 ways FPL is like eating a delicious yam?

    1. Mirror Man
      3 years, 6 months ago

      "Stopped eating yams and my rank plummeted. FPL secrets unlocked"

      That has a 2024 vibe about it.

    2. The Mentaculus
      • 5 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      😆
      If you are struggling and lash out at the yam too aggressively, your season can disintegrate as quickly as soft, over-roasted yam

  14. AandyzZ
    • 8 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Which combo do you prefer and why:

    A- Pope + Stones

    B- Ederson + Schar

    1. mdm
      • 14 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      A - more points

  15. iL PiStOlErO
    • 7 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    What would you change here?

    Ward Iversen
    Cancelo Tripp Shaw White Bueno
    Salah Saka Rash Almiron Andreas
    Kane Braut Green

    2ft, 0.5itb

    1ft, 0.5 itb

    1. Flying Assassins
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      I’d be tempted to get rid of cancelo

    2. RICICLE
      • 4 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Cancelo to go for sure

      Who’s Braut?

      1. mdm
        • 14 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Erling

      2. THFC4LIFE
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Haaland I think

    3. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Cancelo downgrade and Iversen to Pope

    4. GC123
      • 4 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Cancelo to Stones & either keeper to DDG?

    5. The Mentaculus
      • 5 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      The nicknames

    6. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Saka

  16. Flying Assassins
    • 13 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Good to save FT, have 6 DGW players atm? Or get rid of cucu? 2.3itb

    Ederson
    Shaw Cucu Trippier
    Martinelli KDB Rashford Almiron
    Haaland Mitro Kane

    Ward Andreas Saliba Bueno

    1. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Yes, good to save. I'd probably bench Cucu and play Saliba.

  17. FPLtfs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Quite a few options with 2 fts, any help?

    Kepa
    Cancelo, Shaw, Doherty
    Saka, Rashford, Odegaard, Mount
    Haaland (c), Kane, Darwin
    Ward, Andreas, Ream, Patterson
    2 ft, 1.4 itb.

    A) Mount -> Mahrez / Foden / Palace mid and save 1 ft
    B) Patterson -> Dalot and bench Odegaard
    C) Both A and B
    D) Cancelo and Mount -> Stones and Bruno

    1. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      I like D

    2. Red Star Toro
      • 11 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      D looks bold and cool

    3. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      I like A with Mahrez

    4. DannyDrinkVodka
      • 6 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      C out of these with Mahrez……but have you also considered A and getting DDG in?

    5. FPLtfs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Cheers all!

    6. mrelpea
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      A with Mahrez

  18. GENERATION X
    • 12 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Up y'oars

  19. Fpldazzer
    • 3 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Sorry if this has been asked before, but I made 2 changes which I regretted afterwards so I used my free hit chip and then changed more players etc, will I return to the original squad from the end of gameweek 19, or will the 2 transfers before the chip was activated still stand? Tia

    1. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      The former

    2. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Will return to your gw19 team

    3. Snoop Udogie Dogg
      • 5 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Back to original, including 2 before

    4. Fpldazzer
      • 3 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks. My free hit team

      Guita
      Perisic, Anderson, Lewis, dalot.
      Rash, kev, son
      Martial, haal, kane. Thoughts??

  20. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Kepa Ward
    Shaw Trippier White (Patterson Bueno)
    Salah Martinelli Almiron Rashford (Andreas)
    Kane Darwin Haaland
    2FT 1.0m itb. Advice please?

    A) Salah -> KDB and save
    B) Salah, Patterson -> KDB, Ake/Akanji
    C) Salah, Kepa > KDB, DDG

    Anything else perhaps? Cheers!

    1. GlamRock Chauffeurs
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Similar set up to me. I’d go A in case the FT comes in handy over the coming GWs. You’ll have 5 doublers this week which I think is a good amount without needing to take hits to avoid upcoming blanks. Good luck.

      1. GlamRock Chauffeurs
        • 13 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        I’m also eyeing up Riyad and considering downgrading Darwin but both of those are risky given rotation/alternate options hence I’m keeping an FT ITB ICIFU

    2. Teomi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Funds to do Kepa and Salah to kdb Ederson?

  21. mdm
    • 14 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Mitro to Martial for free?

    1. Stimps
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Nah, that'll end in tears. As Mitro tears it up

    2. AandyzZ
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Yep

    3. IN SANE IN DE BRUYNE
      • 9 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Not for me

  22. There is a "cox" joke here somewhere

    1. GlamRock Chauffeurs
      • 13 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Someone had to stick their oar in

  23. Make FPL Casual Again
    • 7 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Thinking of wildcarding now..

    Question is: worh keeping Almiron over next 2 or 3 games then switching to Odegard, already have Marti

    or just get Odegard now, with slightly worse fixtures..

    Almiron seems to be reverting a bit, though stil a great pick

  24. AandyzZ
    • 8 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Any thoughts?

    Pope

    Trippier, Stones, Shaw

    Martinelli, Odegaard, KDB, Rashford

    Haaland, Kane, Martial

    (Ward, Mitoma, White, Bueno)

    1. AandyzZ
      • 8 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Debating Pope + Stones or Ederson + Schar

    2. Make FPL Casual Again
      • 7 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Risk of Stones not nailed for all the fixtures...

      1. BobB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        I think Stones is pretty nailed, as Diaz was last season.

        1. Make FPL Casual Again
          • 7 Years
          3 years, 6 months ago

          Maybe, but Laporte back now , may get some game time, particularly in dgws

      2. AandyzZ
        • 8 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        Tricky, I feel like Ederson + Schar could score more points but I prefer Pope + Stones and I don’t know why

  25. dunas_dog
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Is it worth taking a hit with Saka to Ødegaard to get Kane?

    1. FPL Brains
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      I'm considering just missing Kane for the foreseeable to be honest.

  26. EL tridente
    • 8 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Best transfer to make with the following Squad? 2.6 in the bank.

    Kepa, Ward
    Shaw, Cucurella, Trippier, Patterson, Bueno
    KDB, Martinelli, Almiron, Rashford, Andreas
    Mitro, Kane, Haaland

    Thinking about doing Kepa to Ederson, and then Patterson to an Arsenal defender after

  27. FPL Brains
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Considering;

    Almiron, James > Mahrez, Bueno to give me;

    Ederson*
    Trippier - Botman - Shaw*
    Martinelli** - Salah** - Mahrez* - Rashford*
    Haaland* - Darwin** - Martial*

    Kepa - Odegaard** - White** - Bueno

    2FT, nothing ITB

    Thoughts?

    * DGW
    ** Upcoming potential DGW
    ~ I unfortunately miss the Kane train

    1. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Personally not keen on Mahrez. Yes flavour of the month now with Pep but probably one bad performance and will be benched. Also a long time until week 23 double after 20 . I would rather make the Salah to KDB move and if Liverpool do get double then transfer back as you will probably be captaining. Would also do James to Stones

      1. FPL Brains
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        I'd have 4 City players then 😛

      2. dunas_dog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        3 years, 6 months ago

        * you have Ederson so no space for Stones so may go Doherty who is cheap enough to put on bench where necessary

  28. basilfawlty
    • 4 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Best option here? 1 FT 1.3 ITB
    A. Save FT
    B. Salah, Mitro > Mahrez/Almiron, Kane
    C. Kepa > Ederson
    D. Something else

    Kepa Ward
    Trippier Shaw White Bueno Patterson
    Salah KDB Rashford Martinelli Andreas
    Haaland Mitro Martial

  29. Fodderx4
    • 9 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Kuku to Rashford a no brainer?

    1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      3 years, 6 months ago

      Kulu back in training

  30. Harvey Specter
    • 13 Years
    3 years, 6 months ago

    Darwin and Cancelo -> Kane and Stones for free?
    Downside would be missing out on Darwin upcoming potential dgw. Thoughts?