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  1. Wobbles
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    As a Utd fan and someone who has taken out Saka, Havertz and Gabriel I am absolutely terrified right now, lol.

    1. Biggsy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      How many of that 11 get into the first team if we don't have as many injuries. 3 plus Onana?

      This is going to be a bloodbath

      1. Wobbles
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        It's grim to say the least. This could make last week's mauling against Palace look like a decent result.

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    This is going to be a hammering. Wouldn’t be suprised to see a couple of pens

    1. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Onana pen saves I will take it

  3. putana
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    these are the kind of games everyone says will be a hammering and ends up 2-1 with a late winner

    1. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Have you seen the utd team
      That's getting hammered

  4. The Philosopher
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    COYG!!

  5. Biggsy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    The only saving grace as a United fan is that the somewhat inevitable Arsenal win keeps up the small chance that City don't win the title...

    1. Wobbles
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I would snap your hand off if you offered a 1 nil loss right now.

    2. St Pauli Walnuts
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Aim big biggsy.

      1. Biggsy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Ain't much else to aim for other than putting this season into memory and moving forward.

  6. Shultan
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    No bruno, casemeiro CB again. Utd getting hammered

  7. GREEN JUMPERS
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Bruno setback or is ETH a lying piece of ****?

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Or both?

    2. Mozumbus
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      What is ETH

      1. The Philosopher
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Extremely Terrible Head-coach.

        1. Radulfo28773
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

      2. GREEN JUMPERS
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Man U manager

        1. Mozumbus
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Thanks

        2. St Pauli Walnuts
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Manager seems a bit strong.

    3. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Employment Terminating Hurriedly

  8. syke63
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    BB with Bruno and Dalot on it could be a minus this week.

    1. Merlin the Wraith
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Bruno feet up laughing at home

    2. Mr. O'Connell
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I've done a minus bench boost before. Felt good. Think it had a Vardy red card, a Dawson OG and a couple of no-shows.

  9. EL TANO
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Arteta basically lied then about Saka and Tomiyasu
    Why bother playing tactical mind games with the lineups?
    Lego head troll

    1. Biggsy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      It's almost like they don't give a toss about FPL managers. Arteta out imo

    2. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Cannot trust anything him or Eddie Howe ever say they both lie

  10. Sailboats
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    I think Arsenal will only win by 1 goal. We'll see.

  11. Scapegoat Salah
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Going to be torture having to wait until Wednesday at 7pm to find out whether I get Gvardiol Triple Captain or not.

    Arghhhh

    1. Cruyff's Eleven
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I'm sure you will remind us a few times (a day) between now and then 🙂

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        It’s torturing me, and to make things worse Gvardiol would have extended his points by then

        1. Cruyff's Eleven
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Why? There is absolutely nothing, nil, zip, zilch you can do about it.

          Let it go man. Relax. Stop posting every 2 minutes 😉

          1. Scapegoat Salah
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Sorry just a bit excited kinda lol

            1. Cruyff's Eleven
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 7 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              Understand mate. Good luck

    2. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah you & sexy Salah

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        He’s a legend!

      2. g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        I think this is sexy salah 😉

    3. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      I don't come here often and I've seen you mention this 3 or 4 times today.

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry it’s all that’s on my mind right now

        1. NotNowKato
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Thats the beauty of being 12 years old. Nothing else to worry about.

          1. Scapegoat Salah
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            I dunno, started to like girls, bloody hormones!…

            1. NotNowKato
              • 13 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              Top riposte. I salute you

    4. Charlie Price
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Hope the TC punt pays off for you. Going against the Haaland/Palmer template deserves a reward.

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        So do I, however I don’t deserve it, I didn’t even mean to vice Gvardiol!

    5. Charlie Price
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Message for Bad Boy Bruno - keep on posting about this mate. Extra significance in the next ETH presser. We are all rooting for you (I think!!)

      1. Scapegoat Salah
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Appreciate the support X

  12. TheDragon
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Oh look at me I’m a content creator and I did the nonsensical (based on public info): Fernandes -> B Johnson transfer but I didn’t have any inside knowledge honest.

    Brennan Johnson!! Come on now…

  13. Bobby Digital
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Haha that Utd team is hilarious

    1. g40steve
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      The 23s or 21s would probably put up a better fight

  14. NotNowKato
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    If that team conceded four away to Palace, then they'll concede at least that at home. Thing is, if United win the City win the title. If United win, then Arsenal win the title. What would the Utd owners, heirachy, management, players and fans prefer? #shenanigans

    1. g40steve
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      United cannot beat Palace & have worse defence in memory, I think they won’t have a say in the result!

  15. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    ETH wants the sack looking at that formation, why not give the u23 21’s a go.

    Casemiro is going to get rinsed & can see United down to 10 men before HT.

    Half that squad are not fit to wear the shirt!

    It's going to be a sponsored walk vs marathon team.

    1. JBG
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Casemiro has been awful as a CM/DM and even worse as a CB...

      But pretty sure ETH is gone during the summer either way.

      1. g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        He’s defo trying to get that £6M payoff

    2. TheDragon
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      You could’ve stopped after 4 words.

      He has no strategy, there are no tactics, he has injured everyone, players don’t want play for him, responsible for some of the worst signings Man U have ever seen - he still claims Antony is world class

  16. Cruyff's Eleven
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Name me one manager who's had to see his entire starting XI be injured, and still have a job a few weeks later.

    You're not just responsible for the team on match day!

    1. JBG
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah tbf... there has to be something with the intensity during practice

      1. x.jim.x
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Doesn't help that every match plays out like a basketball game - every player doing full sprints up and down the pitch for 90 mins every 3 days

  17. NotNowKato
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    United win at home is around 7 or 8/1. That's got to be unheard of for a United team

    1. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      17/2 since the teams were announced

    2. thegaffer82
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Pretty sure United have never finished with negative goal difference in PL either.

      ETH - breaking record after record

      1. Merlin the Wraith
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Best worst manager of them since Frank O'Farrell

    3. Mozumbus
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Sounds generous now

  18. Merlin the Wraith
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    The only bigger mismatch is if it was at the Emirates

    1. TheDragon
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Man U have a decent chance of relegation next season if Ten Haag stays

  19. Mozumbus
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Is there any point now in keeping Bruno
    1 FT, 0.1 ITB
    Bruno >
    A. Havertz
    B. Bruno.G

    1. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Bruno > Olise

      I expect CP to run riot whilst Everton have had a decent defence lately

      1. Mozumbus
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Makes sense, thanks

  20. Shultan
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    So many people put so much effort into this game yet even if you finish 6th -20th all you get is
    a football, video game, & FPL bundle consisting of a rucksack, T-shirt, mug, thermal bottle, stress ball, pen, pad, and key ring

    I guess becoming content creator is now the true prize of a good rank

    1. lilmessipran
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      A lot of content creators do not have a great rank either.

    2. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      That's where the money is.

  21. Steamboat Willy Boly
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    God just seeing the man u line-up and looking at arsenal players on my bench. Come on onana!

  22. TitusShambles
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Looking forward to plenty of Gary Neville “Ohhhhhhhs” and “Ahhhhhhs”.

  23. Wobbles
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    At least 4 of Arsenal's bench would walk, blindfolded, into this Utd team.

  24. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Tears watching this, schoolboys against men

  25. Bluetiger1
    • 3 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Manchester City 85 pts
    Arsenal 83 pts

    Conspiracy theories opposition will throw their games.

    ---

    Interesting to see the last two fixtures for Manchester City & Arsenal that could decide the title,
    you would hope each team against looks to win for their fans.

    1. Manchester United v Arsenal (Man City supporters hoping Man United win/split with some United fans wanting Arsenal to win not their rivals)

    2. Manchester United still pushing for Europe & top six.

    ** Flip side **

    3. Tottenham Hotspurs v Manchester City (Arsenal supporters hoping Spurs win/split with some Spurs fans wanting Manchester City to win not their rivals)

    4. Tottenham Hotspurs still pushing top four with a very good record against City at their new stadium.

    --------------------------------------------------------------
    WHO WINS THE PREMIER LEAGUE 2023/2024 SEASON:-
    a. Arsenal
    b. Manchester City

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      B

      1. Bluetiger1
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks COMH
        I feel (a) it is going the distant last game with Spurs v City draw - Arsenal

    2. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Easy tiger

      1. Bluetiger1
        • 3 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        (lol)

  26. GREEN JUMPERS
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Lots of Arsenal goals I think. How many saves for Onana? I’m guessing at least 10

    1. thegaffer82
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      He can only saved scuffed shots or those that are directly at his midriff.
      Everything else is a goal

    2. Hughes Your Daddy
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed. If we (lower half of table little old Palace) managed to smash 4 past them earlier this week you would think table topping Arsenal should go to town on them (lets hope at least)

    3. Baps Hunter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Only one so far. 6 I hope, 9 is probably too much to ask.

  27. Shultan
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    At what minuted will AWB concede his customary penalty?

    63rd minute I reckon

    1. Biggsy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Ask the VAR operator. Maybe it's one of the impartial ones and it won't happen

  28. el polako
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal will put at least 5 past them

    …in the first half.

  29. My heart goes Salalalalah
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Partey you clown

  30. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    If that was Kane 1-0 but Hojlund is not same quality

    1. thegaffer82
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      So you are saying Kane is better than Hojlund.
      Can you provide us with some further insights? 😉

    2. el polako
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Kane wanted a trophy finally this season…

      …. oh wait.

    3. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Hojlund's actually won a trophy

    4. Hughes Your Daddy
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Højlund is actually a quality player for our national team, it does seem anyone going there now fails to do well. Hopefully he leaves for a better team soon.