634x258 Suspensions
27 September 2015 2907 comments
Anorak Anorak
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There were no new victims over the weekend, and no red cards either, but the Suspension Tightrope sleeps for no man, and, after a flurry of cards, it duly snapped up a glut of unwilling funambulists to head into Gameweek 8.

Villa’s Ciaran Clark, Sunderland centre-half Seb Coates and Leicester left-back Jeffrey Schlupp all survived the week unscathed, though the former pair’s causes were helped by the fact they were both unused subs for respective clashes with Liverpool and Man United.

That trio were joined by four new protagonists, who all picked up their fourth cautions of the season in the Gameweek 7 match ups.

The first couple were served up in an action-packed lunchtime clash at White Hart Lane, as Spurs overcame table toppers City with an energetic display that saw five of their front six players booked once they took the lead in the second-half. Goalscorer Eric Dier and his centre midfield partner Dele Alli took their tallies to four for the season for fouls on Fernandinho and Patrick Roberts respectively. Dier has already been drafted in by over 42,000 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers since the weekend, making him the fourth more sought-after player of the Gameweek.

Next to don the soft shoes and prepare for an acrobatic stint was Sunderland’s Billy Jones. The right-back is no stranger to these parts, with eight bookings in two of the last three seasons, and at least four cards in all of the last five years, despite his failure to secure a regular role at West Brom or Sunderland in that time. Jones scythed down Memphis Depay to earn himself a first taste of the ’15/16 Tightrope.

Finally, the seventh of the current crop of Tightrope walkers – and perhaps one of the most familiar faces of recent times – was Newcastle’s Jack Colback. The combative midfielder joined the party after a first-half booking picked up for a foul on Loic Remy. Fortunately for Jack, injury interrupted his second-half, so he’ll have to wait until at least next week to see if he can add to his growing collection of cards.

True fans of the Tightrope will be more than aware of Colback’s “previous”. Nurtured under the wing of Lee Cattermole at Sunderland, the ginger-haired battler learned quickly from his mentor, picking up a single card in his debut season, upgrading that to three bookings the next term, then five in ’12/13 and seven in his final season with Cattermole on Wearside. A switch to neighbours Newcastle saw Colback blossom into a full-scale disciplinary menace and, in ’14/15, he duly upped his output to 12 cautions – a total bettered only by former team-mate Cattermole (14) last time out. Four cards in just under 650 minutes this season is no surprise, and puts him high on the list of those expected to fall into a ban in his next outing.

Below those players, there are 16 faces currently sitting on three yellows. Branislav Ivanovic, Jose Fonte, Oriol Romeu, Jonjo Shelvey, Yohan Cabaye and Erik Lamela are the new names, having collected a third caution of the campaign over the last two days.

There are no newly-suspended players so far this week, with only tomorrow’s Hawthorns clash between West Brom and Everton remaining.

Arsenal’s Gabriel is available for selection again, having served a one-match ban in yesterday’s 5-2 win at Leicester. Three players still remain suspended for Gameweek 8. Diego Costa, Kevin Mirallas and Valon Behrami all serve the last of three-bans against Southampton, Liverpool and Bournemouth respectively.

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  1. d1sable
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    🙂

  2. Rinseboy
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Is Yaya and Darmian to KDB and Dawson mental?

    1. d1sable
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      No.

      Would prefer B

    2. Davido989
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      Nope

    3. Fanta sea
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      Yaya's stock seems to be falling.

  3. Fred54
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    Anyone got Vardy's missus' twitter details...we need the inside line as he's this week's Martial!

    1. FPL Mentor
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      What is it u wana know?

      1. Fred54
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        Nothing, I was just making a reference to the great 'Vardy's Missus on twitter said he's a doubt' from last season and the fact that Vardy has suddenly become essential.

    2. Fred54
      • 10 Years
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      Well I knew you'd remember it...

      Seriously though, don't harass the poor woman!

    3. the axolotl
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      Pretty sure its in the back pages of the sun

  4. Alan Hansen's Emu
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    Re-asking to new people, as need to pull trigger tonight on this - and am really unsure.

    Which combo stronger?

    a) Pelle - Ighalo - Hoolahan

    b) Vardy - Ighalo - Lens/Sako/Shelvey

    1. d1sable
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      B due to Pelle being poor away

      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
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        Gravtastic!

      2. Alan Hansen's Emu
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        So Chelsea away putting you off? Do his home fixtures vs LEI & BOU make up for it?

  5. sully29
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    A) Gomis + Wilson > Pelle + Ighalo
    B) Yaya + Wilson > Payet + Vardy

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Depends on Yaya's injury situation

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      B

    3. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
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      B

    1. 32chickens
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      Kun doesnt look right

    2. Numb
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      It's amazing these days how often fantasy football gets mentioned by the media, etc - it's becoming mainstream.

      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
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        Sure is

        1. Numb
          • 10 Years
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          Mark could (should) become the UK's first Fantasy Football tycoon

  6. Les Bleus
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    Which one is better:

    A) Wilson to Ighalo this week for free to fund Sanchez for Ayew next GW
    B) Wilson to Vardy for free and worry about how to get Sanchez in later

    Thanks

  7. Tim
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hi guys,

    Having issues this season, ranked 1.5mill

    Thoughts on this triple please?

    Wilson YYT and Cabaye out for Vardy Hoolahan and KDB -8

    1. TorresMagic™
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      Looks decent given the options.

  8. Davido989
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    Milner: "There are people giving us criticism from outside the club, but I think Manchester City have lost more games than us this season."

    what an idiot

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He gets it from his master

      Brendan Rodgers: "I am the same man who nearly won us the league, but better. If you give me the tools I’ll do the work."

  9. Optimus.
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    First?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      I am sorry Optimus this is against our terms and conditions . Please lock this thread and ban yourself immediately

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
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        Done!

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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          😆

  10. SantiClaus
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    Can anyone help me out?

    I have to get Payet in I think and also get rid of Wilson. 2FT and 0.3ITB Dont fancy losing the p on Gomis either...

    Myhill McCarthy
    Darmian Kolarov Williams Evans Richards
    Sanchez KDB Pedro Mahrez Westwood
    Aguero Gomis Wilson

    My plan was: Pedro Gomis Wilson -----> Payet Martial Vardy with 0.2 spare for -4 but they all went up 0.1 and now i'm 0.1 short. Shouldve done it last night did'nt think Vardy would rise.

    Anyone like the idea of getting in Bojan and keeping Pedro in a 352? - Watmore would come in for -4?

  11. Puyol Pants Up
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    Why did Nyom get subbed off early? For giving away a pen?

    1. Davido989
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      for being too beautiful with his shiny head. looks like an in form FUT card

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
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        ...

  12. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
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    My gut tells me to do

    Wilson -> Studge

    What do you think?
    With Studge rising and Wilson falling tonight(presumably) is it time to just go for it?

    1. Bertzeiner-m
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Nope Berahino

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
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        Really?
        He can play out wide or get benched so easily?
        Surely Rondon the better WBA option

    2. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
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      Jamie

      1. Ayew Serious
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        Yes

  13. Al_Fresco
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    Might of already been asked but does anyone know why hennessey was preferred to mccarthy?

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Due to McCarthy's previous mistakes I believe.

    2. 32chickens
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Because mcarthys assist record for the opposition was becoming too obvious

    3. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
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      they wanna know whos my role model.....its in that brown bottle.

  14. Numb
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    Best Match of the Day ever tonight?

  15. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
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    funambulist? That's a new one one me 🙂

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Just googled. Very clever Anorak!!

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      I see you are in the top 2 million 🙂 .

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        I don't like to brag about it.

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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          You mean the same way I don't like to brag about my 40 point haul on my wildcard ?

          1. RoysCallerAnne
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
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            I got 26 on my WC in GW4 😆

  16. the axolotl
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    Lost in the last post
    Anyone looking for sub 4.5 defender enablers? I'm thinking odhea for gomez to fund wilson to vardy??

  17. FPL Mentor
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    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    How are we looking for next gameweek?

    Ruddy
    Kolorov Richards Huth
    Sanchez Mahrez Payet Mata
    Aguero Vardy(c) Martial

    (Rudd, Hoolahan, Darmian, S.Taylor)

    - dont worry Ruddy will be gone next wk lol.

    Good to go?

  18. Numb
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Is anyone still captaining Aguero this weekend?

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
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      0/ ..

      1. Numb
        • 10 Years
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        You more of a fixtures guy?

        1. Valar(Keith)
          • 16 Years
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          Nope.. just an Aguero guy

          1. Ayew Serious
            • 10 Years
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            Love this
            "Just an Aguero guy"

          2. Numb
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            OK, just that some say that they want to see some sort of form before they hand a player the armband.

            1. Jøssy ⭐
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 3 months ago

              Put it this way... I wish I'd not waited to see some form before captaining Sanchez... 🙂

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

      1. Numb
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        Form not really a big factor for you either?

    3. Tabasco
      • 14 Years
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      KDB for me

    4. Royal5
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      Who are you captaining then? Everyone had written Sanchez off before this weekend.

      1. Numb
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        Haven't really thought about it yet.

        1. Royal5
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          I do think Aguero needs Silva to provide him service though. Hopefully he'll be back.

          1. Numb
            • 10 Years
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            True

        2. Demí
          • 14 Years
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          It will be Aguero. You know it, i know it, even Stevie Wonder can see it. Let's not kid ourselves, Numb. Who else is there?

          1. 32chickens
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Sanchez!

    5. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      He's become differential captain going into two plum home fixtures.

      Super stuff.

  19. Fred54
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    McCarthy makes my Granny look good.

    1. Fred54
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      Well there's a reply fail and a half...

  20. Valar(Keith)
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    I sold Hennessey last week and kept Schmeichel .. Cant help but laugh 😆

    1. Les Bleus
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      Yep, Leicester don't do CS this year 😉

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
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        Wanted two playing keepers instead of one.. and wanted to avoid the price drop .. Kicking myself atm

  21. DarsBars94
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Butland (Ruddy)
    Azpi, Francis, Kolorav, (Huth, Sakho)
    Hazard, Mahrez, Yaya, Payet, (Bentaleb)
    Martial, Wilson, Aguero

    A) Wilson to Ighalo
    B) Wilson & Hazard to Ighalo & Sanchez (-4)

    Still have a wildcard and wanting to leave it another bit, but maybe its time to go back to the drawing board

  22. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    If Yaya is injured, Yaya to De Bruyne for a -4 or play Westwood?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Considering City's upcoming fixtures - 4 is nothing

      1. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Would you do it even if Yaya isn't confirmed out? I've got the exact money. Any rise or fall either way and I'm priced out of the move.

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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          10 years, 3 months ago

          Yaya and De Bruyne are both - 50 % on fpl stats is that means anything anymore . It would be risky to do it with Champions League mid week imo .

          1. Cilly Bonnolly
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            I'll keep an eye on it and hold off as long as I can.

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds a decent move either way tbh.

    3. Mr Pink
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      My dilemma exactly this week. If Yaya is definitely out, I'll do it, and I might end up going for KDB for Yaya even if latter is just a doubt for the weekend.

  23. Jay10
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    After Ramires came on for Oscar,Chelsea played better and him and Willian got the goals. Isn't it pretty much obvious Willian starts instead of Oscar against Southampton?

    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Hardly obvious when oscar is a demonstrably better player

      1. Jay10
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Willian high work rate,played well.

  24. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Best Fantasy football name youve seen this year?

    personally I like mine, cos I made it up lol 🙂

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      the machine

    2. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
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      I made mine up too lmao

    3. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
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      Mine

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
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        Yours is great. and Poseidon, im pretty sure you didnt make that up...

        1. Ayew Serious
          • 10 Years
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          I was tempted to use Fekir Wright Ings Debuchy

          But I thought I'd keep it BPL

          1. Numb
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            This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about. Not funny to me

          2. Gazpilicueta
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            good Idea, its pretty punny, but clean is good

    4. Henrzd
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      "who ate all depays" is just a classic

      1. Cilly Bonnolly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Haha. That is good.

      2. Nascimento
        • 10 Years
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        Haha true legendary hero lol

    5. Numb
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      I think this might be just me but I never really find the team names made out of footballers' names funny

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
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        just you

        1. Numb
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I know, most do seem to find them hilarious

    6. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I thought : A.Young Bent Coleman was quite funny.

    7. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Ayew talkin` to Mee?

    8. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Ings Can Only Get Better.

    9. La Roja
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Dier Fuchs hart

    10. 32chickens
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      10 years, 3 months ago

      'Ah ,occasional leicester full back,it'

  25. Jimbo123
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    10 years, 3 months ago

    Bellerin or Ivanovic to score more points until the end of the season?

    1. Jay10
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bellerin

  26. myboycharlie
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    1 ft and .3 ITB

    Myhill (McCarthy)
    Kolorov Williams Azpi Richards Martin
    Mata Sanchez Mahrez Ayew Payet
    Vardy Agureo Gomis

    A) Richards & Gomis > Browning & Pelle (-4)
    B) Ayew & Gomis > Watson & Sturridge (-4)
    C) Gomis > striker less than 7.5

  27. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
    • 12 Years
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    ighalo was kept very quiet today. surprised to see him going up in value again. looking to sell soon myself

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      He's a fairly poor pick IMO.

  28. Ayew Serious
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    4 green arrows in a row is pretty sick, 1.8 m rank isn't...

    1. Davido989
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      😀

  29. Henrzd
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    Gomis > Rondon
    Wilson > Vardy

    Solid moves???

    1. myboycharlie
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wilson to vardy is, not sure on rondon