The Knee Jerk
22 October 2011 1562 comments
Mark Mark
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With just five games played out, Saturday satisfaction always looked unlikely. It’s fitting however, that with the big guns yet to be primed, we saw a handful of mid-price players come to the fore and deliver long overdue returns. Fitting and just little bit painful.

Jamie O’Hara started proceedings, blasting a dramatic equaliser to earn Wolves an unlikely point. Full of industry, creativity and threat, O’Hara has been an influential figure, without delivering returns for those brave enough to take a punt. Subject of our recent Members’ Monitor article and, just a couple of gameweek’s later, O’Hara has at last broke his duck. It was coming.

The start of something special? With City up next and three away games in four, it seems unlikely. Even so, O’Hara could yet figure on our radars should McCarthy get Wolves earning victories again.

A few hours later, Sunderland’s Stephane Sessegnon – another mid-price midfielder who has failed to live up to his pre-season billing, earned Steve Bruce three points with a victory at the Reebok.

Ironically, Sessegnon’s first goal of the season coincided with his shift back to the flank, as Bruce paired Connor Wickham and Nicklas Bendtner in his forward line. The Dane later converted a second for the Black Cats; Sessegnon providing the assist and fetching a belated 10-point return for the few thousand Fantasy managers who had kept the faith. Expect bonus points to follow on Monday morning and, with three home games in four to come, suddenly “Sess” is back in the game and blinking bright.

While Sunderland prevailed at Bolton, Yohan Cabaye also fired his first goal of the season to hand North East rivals Newcastle the points. The Frenchman is another Fantasy prospect that’s been touted as overdue returns. Having delivered just a couple of assists thus far, Cabaye gleefully converted to keep the Magpies buoyant and Wigan resigned to the relegation spots.

Unlike Sessegnon, Cabaye’s stock seems unlikely to rise from today’s success. Alan Pardew is now set to steer his happy ship through choppy waters, three away trips in four with Stoke, City and United presenting three of the toughest destinations around. Cabaye’s next significant return could be a good few weeks away.

Is anyone out there feeling smug? Is there really any Fantasy manager with O’Hara, Sessegnon and Cababye tucked away in their lineup? There can’t be many and yet, there will be plenty who have owned at least one of them previously, now pondering what might have been.

Having been threatening to return all season, the trio chose today to get off the mark – a day which seems set to see such modest scoring for many. That only fuels the frustration and makes their late delivery all the more difficult to accept.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Optimus.
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    omg

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  2. takemehome
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    can ye see many goals in the manchester derby

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    1. Forest4Life
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      0-0

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      Not if both managers play safe. Although Mancini seems a changed man as he played attacking rather than defensive when they visited Bayern.

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    3. A-Team
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      2-2

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  3. Manilaman
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    Suarez has had about 15 clear chances now the fool.

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  4. applebonkers
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    not even agger could polish this turd

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  5. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    ON .. Henderson
    OFF .. Bellamy

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  6. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    Well it was a shot on target for Suraez atleast.

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  7. Manilaman
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    Suarez yellow card coming up shortly.

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      He is seemingly getting more and more frustrated.

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  8. CFCTom
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    Do something Gerrard! Score, assist, something!! ANYTHING!!

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Haha I'm saying the same stuff to Suarez, not been a superb weekend so far.

      On the flip side the 'pool game is entertaining.

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      1. CFCTom
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        Yeah its been a shit GW, FPL wise. Hopefully the Manchester and London derbies can produce some MASSIVE scores. I'm hoping for 8-12 in the Man U game and 26-0 in the Chelsea game. I bet that doesn't happen though, knowing my luck.

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  9. Spaghetti Hoes
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    Suarez must have at least 5 shots on target at this stage

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  10. denial
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    Suarez really should have put one of these away.

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  11. Qubit
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    just realised that someone in my minileague bought in Holt for some reason this week. bizarre given his lack of playing time recently, but its paid off i guess.

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  12. Johnny Unitas
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    Breaking news:

    Unconfirmed sources have said this season of FPL sucks of ass.

    Breaking breaking news:

    Reliable sources have confirmed that this season of FPL officially sucks of ass.

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    1. denial
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      It hasn't been very enjoyable at all so far.

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    2. Qubit
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      +1. been the weirdest season of fantasy football ive ever known and ive been playing since way back when the telegraph game was the biggest name in town.

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Apologies for the fact that English is only my fifth language but what is this "sucks of ass"?

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      1. Johnny Unitas
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        Ha, it means it sucks, it is bad, it is crap.

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      2. Manilaman
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        I think it's American?

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  13. DV8R
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    Nice, Enrique clean sheet gone.

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  14. GullyOne
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    Why does Suarez always complain. Even when his team mate misses or does a misplace pass. He needs to shut up and get on with it

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    1. applebonkers
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      frustration

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    2. Manilaman
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      Because he's a tool?

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    3. Marcos Reis
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      You're right. He should be helping his mates.

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    4. Gaz Downright
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      Despite his talent, its surely no secret that he is a total wenker. All that diving... like v Toffees

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      1. Manilaman
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        He's just throws his hands in the air and shouts at everyone. Must be a popular figure in the dressing room.

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  15. Dr Bronner
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    Sessegnon, holt, cabaye, brown, o'hara, bent - I can't help but think if this gameweek had happened in the first or second many people would have done well but at this point theyve been dropped by so many

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    1. DV8R
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      I have Cabaye but Brown is on my bench

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    2. tosey
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      i got sess n bent but have brown 3rd sub!

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Taarabt hat-trick tomorrow?

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  16. Johnny Unitas
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    Suarmisszzz!!!!

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  17. CFCTom
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    Team scores:
    3
    3 2 ?
    2 2 ? ?
    ? 2 ?
    Bench scores:
    3 3 5 9

    Screw you guys! I'm going home!

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    1. Johnny Unitas
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      Still don't rule out some Suarez points, he has had 14 chances, the next is a goal.

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      1. CFCTom
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        Lol. I dont have Suarez. Me gots Sturridge, Ba & RVP.

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  18. applebonkers
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    shocking by suarez

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      you must be easily shocked

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      1. applebonkers
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        i fainted, last time i'd done that was when i heard REM split up whilst i was eating a curry.
        look, that's me in the korma...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1ece_1s4bkU/S4WQMAHFSJI/AAAAAAAAG1Y/FI6I2NZ_6eQ/s400/sleeping+boy+at+the+table+by+indi.ca+at+flickr.jpg

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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          the good life

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  19. Gaz Downright
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    should have been yellow for adam

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  20. Gaz Downright
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    the little winker down again...

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    ON .. Carroll
    OFF .. Downing

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  22. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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    Suarez - hurry up and score you muppet.

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      He has had enough chances that's for sure.

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      1. denial
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        Not his day today. He's done everything but score.

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      2. Maximus Bonimus Pointimus
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        Something has got to give. He'll either be involved in a goal or get himself sent off shortly he's that wound up

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  23. Johnny Unitas
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    Suarez - not the best finisher in the world it has to be said, how did he miss that chance!!! I know he was offside in the end, but how on earth did he put that wide?

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  24. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    so frustrated as a Liverpool fan and (c) Suarez......... 😕

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  25. AP
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    Suarez's reputation is affecting him now.

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    1. applebonkers
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      and it's beautiful

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      1. Gargamel
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        You hater!

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  26. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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    Jesus christ!

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    1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      Offside anyway, it's all good.

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      1. CFCTom
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        In future only call me if you want something.

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  27. Gaz Downright
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    offside and freekick

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  28. Smarty Pants
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    muahahahaha!

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  29. Gaz Downright
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    come on norrich!

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  30. Manilaman
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    I honestly think I could have put one of these chances away.

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