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18 April 2018 1493 comments
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Double Gameweek 34 rolls on with a clash on the south coast as Bournemouth host Manchester United at the Vitality Stadium.

It’s fair to say that tonight’s team news has sent shockwaves through the Fantasy Football community, with Jose Mourinho confirming growing fears that he would rotate some big names.

Alexis Sanchez was perhaps always at risk. Snapped up by 78,000 managers ahead of Gameweek 34, Mourinho looked to have options in his position.

But the omission of Romelu Lukaku was not widely predicted and is hard to swallow.

The Belgian drops to the United bench for the first time having been signed by 234,000 and trusted by over 934,000 managers with the Gameweek armband.

After blanking against in Sunday’s shock defeat to West Brom, Lukaku is already the second most sold player as we edge towards the reduced slate of Gameweek 35. Short of a stunning cameo tonight, those sales will surely accelerate further.

Remarkably, Chris Smalling, United’s third most signed player ahead of their double-header, survives the cull and starts for a twelfth successive league match. He is the only member of Sunday’s back four on show tonight as Phil Jones, Matteo Darmian and Luke Shaw all earn starts.

Fantasy interest in Bournemouth remains limited, despite their two fixtures. Josh King was the most signed player for their double-header, claiming a paltry 15,000 new owners. He does at least start for the Cherries.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Can you boil lager? Fancy a cup of tea but only have a can of Stella in the fridge.

    1. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Mix it with a pot noodle, you’ll be fine 😉

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Stick it outside for a minute.

    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Use tapwater?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Silly idea.

      2. Deulofail
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Tap water + ..... ballbag?

  2. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    On 77 (-4) with 7 to go.
    Would have been 80 and no hit if I’d have just kept Auba. Wanted to have some fun, Lukaku has ruined it all.

    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I am on 42 so really have no sympathy for you

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Not even a little bit?

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Nope

        2. asquishypotato
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Add in a triple captain on Lukaku and that’s what my rival did.

          He’s also on 42 points.

    2. The Big Fella
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      77 no hits and 5 to go. Would have been 6 if Alonso hadn't gone and got himself banned

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Would have been 8 if Lukaku played. Grrr

  3. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Jesus to Lukaku (TC)

    Inspired

  4. camarozz
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    guess im lucky to have Smalling and Lingard playing at least. Now for the double 1 pointer....

    1. asquishypotato
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Smalling was a remarkably lucky but

      1. asquishypotato
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Buy.

        But will also do.

    2. Gudjohnsen
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Can see Lingard scoring in this game.

  5. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Please come on and score at least one lukaku

  6. WE GO FOR IT
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Lukaku!!!!!!!! Oh wait! 🙁

  7. asquishypotato
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Lukaku cameo at 0-0 for a single goal in a 1-0 win.

    Just to rub in what could have been.

  8. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Daniels range...

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      G’an on lad....top corner...

  9. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Wilson looking lively?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Yes, but crap.

    2. Fantastisk
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      So far so good. Looks composed, had a few early touches to get into the game, and hasn't missed a pass.

  10. XabiAlonso
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Man Utd to win 4-0 with a rashford hatrick

  11. Fantastisk
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Gwarn JLingz, keep Lukaku and Sánchez on the bench pls

  12. diesel001
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Bournemouth! Put in a first half perforrmance so Jose has to send in the cavalry.

  13. Zebrahimović
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Darmian’s ‘sideburns’ - surely someone in the team has said something?

    1. Fantastisk
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Lingard milly rocked

  14. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    TC Lukaku looking good? Oh wait, Mourinho IS A MASSIVE TIT

  15. Fred54
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    De Gea on pens, FKs and corners?

  16. Gudjohnsen
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Martial looking dangerous

    1. Fred54
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Racist?

      1. Fantastisk
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Do you work at Starbucks? Smh

  17. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Has Jones been given the 3 BAPs yet?

  18. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    All players bossing the baps....

  19. FPL Scoop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Don’t mean to be morbid/cruel, but can Rashford pull a muscle or something within the next 20mins please... to bring lukaku on to score...

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      It's only a game.

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Wishing injury on a player, publicly?

      String him up by the balls, lads.

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Did you just assume TLD's gender?

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          😆

        2. FPL Scoop
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Triggeredddd

        3. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Guess Alex is a tricky one.

          1. FPL Scoop
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 8 months ago

            Am a 17 yr old, male identying male, lads.

      2. FPL Scoop
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Not injury. I’ll be happy if he recovers for the semi!

        Lol, this game gets to me

      3. FPL Scoop
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        Or a muscle cramp lol. Not serious

      4. evilfish
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 8 months ago

        What about wishing injury on a certain Portugese manager, publicly? Would it be acceptable for me to do that?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 8 months ago

          Unacceptable not to.

    3. Fuchs Mane Kante
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Need Rashy for the World Cup lad.

  20. FPL ZB
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Written this game off now, would rather just see Utd lose at this point

    1. Guy Demel
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      I want this every week.

  21. Guy Demel
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Sunset and Pitch is nice, everything is better down south.

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      And far more expensive

  22. evilfish
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Screw you José

  23. Fuchs Mane Kante
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Second half Sanchez haul incoming.

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      looking forward to a 1 pointer

  24. Legomané
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone TC Phil Jones?

  25. The Big Fella
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Pick two of the following for the rest of the season: Kane, Vardy, Auba and Jesus. I currently have Kane and Vardy but I have two FT and I am debating whether to bring in Auba or Jesus instead of one of them as they've got a game GW35 and doubles 37 whereas Vardy and Kane don't play this week. Any help much appreciated!

  26. PL Ball
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Not confident of a CS. That back 4 + Fellaini.

    Yikes.

  27. Sandy Ravage
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Lukaku(c) to get winning goal off bench in 4-3 victory after Smalling hat-trick & DDG 25 saves.

  28. Digital-Real
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    I'll be amazed if UTD keep a clean sheet in this game

  29. FPL ZB
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Can only assume that Luke Shaw has eaten Antonio Valencia

    1. Guy Demel
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      What did he have for main and dessert?

  30. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 8 months ago

    Donkey sighting

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 8 months ago

      Need to be more specific, plenty on view today....