March
10

The ScoutCast – Episode 31 – Certified PG

Filed under: Fantasy Football Podcast, Featured - Posted by: G-G-Granville

Mark returns brazen faced from gameweek 29 with a right cob on after skippering Bendtner; so much so that I’m forced to flash him a yellow for a foul-mouthed tirade that earns this podcast a parental guidance certificate.

This broadcast is therefore suitable for ‘General listening, but some talk may be unsuitable for some children. Unaccompanied children of any age may listen but it should not disturb a child aged around eight or older. However, parents are advised to consider whether the content may upset younger or more sensitive children.’

Amongst all the potty talk, I’m left ruing the return of my bad luck. Was it bad luck or was it just a ‘Ricketts’?

Then it’s off to the fantasy island with a selection of players from all parts of the union. Anyone heard the one about the Englishman, Scotsman and Welshman? Well you’re not going to hear any well defined stereotypes on here; we’ve upset enough folk with this one.

Download or stream this filth via this link or grab it, along with all our other episodes via this page.

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Up Al-Habsi WIG B, Vs, £
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Down Hennessey WOL B, Vs
No Change Sørensen STO B, Vs, Rest, £
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Player Club Factors
No Change Kompany MCI B, Vs
Up Huth STO B, Vs
No Change Simpson NEW B, Vs, £
No Change Riise FUL C, Vs
Up Bardsley SUN B, £
Up Senderos FUL B, Vs, Rest, £
Up Taiwo QPR B, Vs, £
No Change Evans MUN B, VsX, £
No Change Taylor NEW B, Vs, Rest, OoP
Up Rangel SWA B, VsX, £
No Change Clark AVL B, Vs, OoP, £
No Change McAuley WBA B, £
Down Johnson WOL B, £
Up Vermaelen ARS C
Down Enrique LIV B, VsX
Down Assou-Ekotto TOT A, VsX

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Player Club Factors
No Change Bale TOT A, VsX
No Change Dempsey FUL A, Vs, OoP
No Change Silva MCI A, Vs
No Change Sessegnon SUN A, £
No Change Valencia MUN A, VsX
No Change Walters STO B, Vs, OoP, £
Up Moses WIG B, Vs, OoP, £
Up McClean SUN A, £
No Change Sinclair SWA B, VsX, £
Up Ben Arfa NEW B, Vs, Rest, OoP
Down Mata CHE C
Up Barton QPR B, Vs
Up Sigurdsson SWA B, VsX, £
No Change Ireland AVL B, Vs, Rest, £
No Change Donovan EVE B, VsX
No Change Morrison WBA B, £
Up Buzsaky QPR B, Vs, Rest, Inj, £
Up Murphy FUL B, Vs

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Player Club Factors
No Change van Persie ARS B
No Change Agüero MCI C, Vs
Up Ba NEW C, Vs
No Change Zamora QPR B, Vs
Up Dzeko MCI C, Vs, Rest
Up Bent AVL A, Vs
Up Morison NOR B, £
Down Fletcher WOL B, £
No Change Rooney MUN C, VsX, Inj
Down Sturridge CHE C
Down Welbeck MUN A, VsX, Rest, £
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No Change Adebayor TOT C, VsX
Up Odemwingie WBA C, Vs, Rest
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