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Gameweek 8 sees the launch of the latest team competition for the Fantasy Football Scout community organised by FFS UEFA. Following the success of last season’s ICC-themed cricket tournament, the group have created FFS Beach Soccer World Cup 2013, with 16 teams, each comprised of 11 players, competing for the crown.

If youโ€™re new to the concept and are wondering just what all the chatter has been about, hereโ€™s a link to their site which will help explain matters in a little more detail.

Essentially, the scoring is based around the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game.

Each team started scouting for players (ie, FPL managers) on Sunday, October 6 and the recruitment period will come to a close on Wednesday, October 16, with the roster of team players announced on Thursday, October 17.

The teams are led by a captain and vice-captain and guided by a manager, who decide which seven of their 11 players to field each week โ€“ depending on the perceived prospects of their FPL line-ups -and which four to bench. Their overall FPL scores for the Gameweek, with hits taken into account, will form the teamโ€™s score that week โ€“ by outscoring their opponents, they chalk up a win.

The first match in Gameweek 8 will be no more than a friendly before the main event gets underway the following weekend. This sees the 16 teams compete in four groups of four between Gameweek 9 and 11 โ€“ the top two teams from each group will progress to the knockout stages, where sides square up in a head-to-head elimination process from Gameweek 12 until the final in Gameweek 15. For anyone looking for further information on how the tournament works, click here for extra details.

Over the past few days, the tournament has become a popular topic on our site as the recruitment drive gets underway. As a result, we have created this article to keep discussion on the tournament to one particular place โ€“ weโ€™ll ensure the article is kept featured at the top of the homepage, thus making it easier to find for those already involved or looking to do so.

Good luck to all those taking part.

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  1. Demí
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Am i starting?

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      You starting? Outside now! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Demi waiting for the lineups to be posted. Now I've seen it all ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. Sean.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜†

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        1. Declan-
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Epic work by you Sean ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Just to confirm, I need to send the names and fpl ids of our subs tonight and that's it?

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    1. Pratik
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Yup, we've already got something running

      http://preciselyme.com/fpl/icc

      Don't know why I am unable to close the accordion, but will figure it out ๐Ÿ™‚

      Right now, all 11 players are showing, so once I get the bench I will update it later tomorrow.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Awesome. Big thanx Pratik ๐Ÿ™‚

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      2. Saint Domingo
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Nice one Pratik... ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Pratik
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    We're done with the first phase of the site -: http://preciselyme.com/fpl/icc. Hurrah!!!

    Kindly confirm your manager links, player names etc etc (This is important). And do send me the list of players you want to bench.

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Think the Ned-Japan tab needs correcting

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      1. Pratik
        • 17 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Fixed ๐Ÿ™‚

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Looks pretty damn cool to me ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. Blue Lion
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    This. Its showing Netherlands vs USA instead.

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    1. Pratik
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Fixed already....Refresh mari!!!

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜€

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      2. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Fantastic job Pratik.! ๐Ÿ˜€
        Would be awesome if instead of ICC it was the FFS BSWC.

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        1. Pratik
          • 17 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          DONE -: http://preciselyme.com/fpl/bswc

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          1. Blue Lion
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Cheers bro.

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    2. rumplestilskin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      still in pain ... right?
      I thought Opera was good....

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  5. Lloyd Xmas
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    How do you re-post a comment from 2 weeks ago?

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    1. Damo.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Click on the # in the bottom right of the comment then copy and paste the address

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  6. rumplestilskin
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    so, is it a 7 men show for the Friendly as well?

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    1. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Netherlands vs Japan has 7 vs 7 and H to H.

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      1. rumplestilskin
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        have we been selected? ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. Blue Lion
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          No idea....

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          1. rumplestilskin
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            let's wait and hope for the best... ๐Ÿ™‚

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  7. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Kremlin, Moscow
    1500 Hours

    Pleased to announce the Team Russia starting line-up for the GW8 friendly with the United Republic of Peasants aka Ukraine

    -------------JK (c)------------
    ITWT -- The Viper -- TW
    ------------ RCA--------------
    Jinswick - In Like Flynn

    Bench: Triggerlips, SW6, Impressive Tackle and Captain Shirokov.

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Extremely proud to be making my debut!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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      1. rumplestilskin
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        congrats... ๐Ÿ™‚

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      2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        In the heart of defense -- you need to be solid!

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    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      In the hole..just the way I like it ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    3. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Good luck team Russia! Do the community proud! ๐Ÿ˜€

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    4. In Tommy We Trust
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Only one bottle of the clear stuff tonight then. Got be sharp ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      1. Ellipsis
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        The 2L bottles right! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        1. In Tommy We Trust
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Of course ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        I need you patrolling down the right wing ๐Ÿ˜‰ You'll be up against a crocked Granville so you should overpower him.

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        1. In Tommy We Trust
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Will stumbling be acceptable ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    5. Scottys Army
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      oh dear

      3/10 at best

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  8. Ellipsis
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    So the deadline is midnight...where and when are we publishing our squads?!

    Might just get the official BSWC anthem on repeat again! All the rest of the team are too busy nailing shots and women in the jacuzzi! ๐Ÿ™‚ Some party with Tean Iran! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  9. Blue Lion
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Rumple.
    You have got mail.

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    1. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Is everyone still sending fake mails or has all that settled down...not quite the business end yet but looking forward to the friendliest. Been an interesting dry run thus far!

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      1. rumplestilskin
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        no, we're conducting a team meeting here.....:)

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        1. Ellipsis
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Hope all is going well. Good luck in your friendly.

          *Bows

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          1. rumplestilskin
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            yes, it is.... and FYI, our mails self destruct after it's been read within 1 minute ๐Ÿ˜‰
            Good Luck to u as well...
            *bows

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            1. Ellipsis
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              Hi...I think you replied a moment or two ago? All I see is charred remains... Oh well have a great GW ๐Ÿ˜€

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              1. Ellipsis
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 9 months ago

                Slow reader here!

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                1. rumplestilskin
                  • 13 Years
                  12 years, 9 months ago

                  then this feature is not for you my friend....

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  10. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Superb job Pratik, well done! Have a relaxing Friday night beer to reward yourself!

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      +999

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  11. Ellipsis
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Cheers to all...not a drop for a week due to surgery...already going to my head!

    We've made it through the Internationals, now it's party time ahead of the friendlies and a new week of FPL action...we deserve it!

    Cheers, Prost, Santé, Salud!

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    1. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Iechyd da, bachan !

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      1. Ellipsis
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        and to you brother!

        As-salamu alaykum!
        Peace be with you!

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Alaikum salaam
          (Upon you be peace)

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  12. Blue Lion
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    "Tout le monde veut jouer,
    tout le monde veut gagner.
    Everybody wants to play, everybody
    wants to win "

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    1. rumplestilskin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      so, you know other languages apart from japanese

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      1. Ellipsis
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Wrong...he knows the words to the official anthem for BSWC! A classic. It's on repeat here right now! YouTube it ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. Blue Lion
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          ๐Ÿ˜€

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      2. Blue Lion
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Its the beach soccer wc song. Its quite catchy.

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  13. JT's Dog
    12 years, 9 months ago

    A dogs diary
    Part one

    The Sikorsky flies low over the Brazil/ Paraguay border taking in the beautiful jungle views as we prepare for a journey into the heart of America. The excitement has been building as I finally get the chance to meet the elusive Paraguay beach soccer team. A team as yet never to experience the deep and articulate conversation on the FFS thread.
    The pilot informs me we will be landing in asuncion soon where I will be met by the beach soccer federation, he informs me I am the second dog ambassador to visit the city.
    The co pilot shows me a photo of the first dog

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/virtualcorey/3128712766/

    Fook that, get this turned round I'm not going to that sh*thole.
    Head for Tahiti now

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    1. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Hahaa! Fudge that...hit the afterburners and get your tail to Syria, the team awaits as we party with Team Iran! We've gathered some of the regions finest bitches!

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      1. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        *whistles*
        We're having a BBQ and there's bound to be some meat left over for you....

        http://alternativemeats.co.uk/camel-rib-eye-steak

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 9 months ago

          BBQ hold bad memories for me

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Wow, that steak actually looks extremely good! Save one for me!

        Team Holland have been kind enough to gift is a little sonething for our Shishas!

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          A splash of rocket fuel from the Ukraine and we're ready to go.
          (Don't tell my mullah though !)

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          1. Ellipsis
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Omm 's the word!

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  14. Manic Miner
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Caption Lukaku or Baines? Roll the dice for Baines , or play safe on Lukaku

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    1. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Hmmm I have a good feeling for Baines, but it has to be the predator!

      Remember the Baines rules:

      Never Bench
      Never captain

      Good luck!

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      1. Manic Miner
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Top advice ill use again....Good to know the Baines rules. Good luck and have top weekend fella

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  15. Tokenbod
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Captain silva or michu

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    1. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      michu

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    2. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Muchu! If I go down...we're both going down!

      (didn't mean to sound gay by the way!)

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  16. Blue Lion
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    JT D. You landed yet?.
    Care for a stroll in the beach with me and Sabrina?

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    1. Ellipsis
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Stop grooming our dog! (the flea treatment is still in effect)

      ๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Japan is tomorrow

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  17. JT's Dog
    12 years, 9 months ago

    A dogs diary
    Part two

    After making the quick exit from Paraguay we approach Tahiti, yes I too am wondering why we didn't schedule Brazil right after Paraguay being the fact they are next to each other. Sure it is nothing to do with the fact I only just looked at map.
    So as we approach Tahiti without even questioning how this helicopter manages to fly so long without refueling.
    We land at airport and on way to VIP lounge we pass a line of 700 people wearing each football tops and flip flops, strange. Host doesn't seem know who they are.
    We drive the short distance to the exclusive resort where team are training. Paid for by Daniels off shore business account.
    The Tahiti team stand in line no doubt excited to meet a member of the UAE royal family.
    Manager Daniel walks me down the line.
    Thomas's looks up from his laptop only to asks the whole delegation for their email address

    Breadbin wets himself with excitement at being given the chance to meet his hero.

    Bemba shows me my own twitter account and tells me it is his exclusive OMG

    Super oscar babyyy decides rather than shake hands he will show me his tekkers, this boy has talent and may save this team.

    I get a chance to talk to their last signing rukawa and ask him was he happy to get into the team, he says he has always wanted to play for Solomon and is proud to be here.

    54 handshakes later I get to meet sanka, no wait they ignored his 400 requests to get in
    So now I meet Mersey, oh no hang on he told them to shove it
    After meeting the team Daniel approaches me with a sinister smile and ask if I will be staying for lunch. Eeeek JTD makes swift exit

    http://youtu.be/GXBxZNyvwW8

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    1. rumplestilskin
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      +1

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    2. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Loving the story mate, once you've finished writing up your your diary I strongly recommend getting it published

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  18. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    A quid says Demi won't be first with all of the team news for this ๐Ÿ˜›

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    1. Pratik
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      haha ๐Ÿ™‚

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  19. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Russian lineup announced yet?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      RIDICULOUS

      You will regret not starting me...

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        It's just a friendly.

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Still.

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    2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      You didn't submit your team CS ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        What a shambles.

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  20. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    The scoring website says:

    Spain 426
    El Salvador 0

    We'll see about that!

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      This is what happened in the real competition (our friendly re-enacts a quarter-final tie): http://www.fifa.com/beachsoccerworldcup/matches/index.html
      Spain went on to get beaten in the finals, but 3 goals in 3 games shows how close-fought it was.

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        We'll beat 'em this time though ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    2. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Even the internet gods know

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        John Terry's psychic dog has prophesised otherwise!

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  21. MJ6987
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    @NetherlandsBeachOfficial
    Netherlands VII to face Japan: Giggs Boson, MJ6987, Scottys Army, Donthespecialone, Pompeyfan, BJ, Fuml_akimbo

    We have given Japan a fighting chance by benching both our marquee player (Gargamel) and our best GW8 team (Kuqi). We wanted to make it a competitive game.

    Good luck boys!

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      For the twitter bet Tahiti required a 50 point head start from us to make it competitive they said. They could have just asked to field an extra player for that many points ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. Goaldigger
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Ha! Should have asked for 100.

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Damn you will ruin my prediction of heavy japan defeat
      Then people will doubt my psychic ability and I have just paid four month rental on a tent in Blackpool

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    3. Kuqi Monster
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Gotta give them a chance I suppose...

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  22. Declan-
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Ivory Coast line up for "friendly" against Seneglol. We will march to victory with the wildcard wielding Reply fail in goal in our 1-2-3-1 formation

    Reply Fail
    Mind over Mata, Nate the great
    Accounting on Chris, Declan, Julian Zipparo
    Jim Rod

    Bench:
    Wilko, Sean TBN, Declan Quinn, Boom Boom

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      We win.

      Senegal don't need to show up.

      It's basically Barcelona vs Birmingham City.

      And we're Barcelona

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        *SIRENS ALERT*

        You must never refer to yourself as Barcelona, or even link yourself with Spain.

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        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Agreed.

          Who wants to be associated with all of those financial woes and tax evading footballers (Messi).

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          1. Venom Snake
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Everyone does ๐Ÿ˜‰

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            1. Jimrod™
              • 17 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              Pffft, Spaniards think they're manly by fighting bulls - We made our Coast from Elephant teeth!

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      2. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Pssht !

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        1. Jimrod™
          • 17 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Are you summing up the quality of the Senegoal squad there EVS?

          "P.S. Sh*t!"?

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Wonder if Julian knows this is even happening!?

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      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Julian and his agent have liased with us on a regular basis to discuss contract terms.

        Apparently beating senogoal and winning the beach competition.

        The team have decided this is easily doable.

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      2. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        He does actually. Regular contact between him and the rest of the team in the last few days

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Fair doos

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      3. Ranieri's Ghost
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Ouchie. I prefer to let the football do the talking, and will leave it all out there on the sand for my team ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. MJ6987
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Ha ha. I think someone's just been emailed..."quick post something on this link!"

          Good luck!

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        2. Declan-
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Honestly the first time I have seen you post on the site ๐Ÿ™‚

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          1. MJ6987
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Bit harsh there!

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            1. Declan-
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              It's ok. We're teammates. (And it's true ๐Ÿ™‚ )

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          2. Ranieri's Ghost
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Haha. I used to a bit...I'm more the quiet type ๐Ÿ™‚

            Ps Evs- I'm looking for revenge for the members league last season!

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            1. Declan-
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              #top6problems

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    3. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Bring 'em on ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  23. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Morning beach goers

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  24. BONZ
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Hola

    Spanish team selection for the friendly has thrust all newbee's straight in the 7 man starting line up, with the exception of Merseyside Red who has taken hits this week.

    Ginkapo, Corkyote & I are also "benched" as we hand debuts out to the new recruits and as we are Spain.... we will go with a new formation, no defence & no strikers, but 3 false number 9s!!

    Keeper - Toonzie
    6 Midfielders - Teddy / Trojan / Andy Waite / Heart of the City / Name Dont Matta / thenewname

    Lets hope the matadors, slay the opposition in this curtain raiser 425-0 is a harsh scoreline tho ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Gracias

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      They're there for the taking ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Now that I've been benched you may be a chance to come within 80 goals

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          I might be benched myself yet...still awaiting team news!

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        2. BONZ
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          bring your oil and a lilo.....we can frolic & ogle semi naked all day. Dont forget those on the bench are in the away crotch-less thongs (may put the opposition off).

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          1. Venom Snake
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            I never take them off so I'm all set

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      2. BONZ
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Just cos the management team has decided to oil up and relax\at the beach, doesnt mean to say the troops will not be doing their utmost to win the battle of good versus evil and send you lot back to 'El ๐Ÿ™‚

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Haha. You have it wrong way around - no salvation for you lot!

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Are the hits taken off the combined scores at the start, or at the end of the day?

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      1. Nopli -The Banned One (Solo…
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        At the start ..

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  25. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Team UAE Starting Lineup & Bench

    Starters:
    Sheik Captain Binij (C) - FPL ID 8554
    The Banana Sheik - FPL ID 60
    Sheik Smith - FPL ID 30957
    Sheik Snevitz - FPL ID 6027
    Sheik Al-Wasabi - FPL ID 1213484
    Ray In Dubai - FPL ID 1991464
    The Gravless Sheik Of Dreams - FPL ID 1028584

    Array: 8554, 60, 30957, 6027, 1213484, 1991464, 1028584

    Bench
    Sheik Henry Hill - FPL ID 17421
    Sheik Doctor X - FPL ID 56727
    Sheik Dogba - FPL ID 96109
    Sheik Ellipsis (VC) - FPL ID 60019

    Array: 17421, 56727, 96109, 60019

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    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      A real sheikh would buy a team, not play in one

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      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        You don't know "sheikh" about us.

        Seriously? Haven't you ever seen Chariots Of Fire? There was a time when the aristocracrats and rich used their wealth to be better at everything, including sport.

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        1. Venom Snake
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Not at this present time !

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          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Back to the future !

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            1. Venom Snake
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              Love that movie !

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    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Ah. Sorry. More than a bit drunk at the party in Syria with the Islamic Republic of Iran and the locals here. Volleyball match between Swedish and South Korean ladies teams was lovely. Pink! did the best set on the stage so far, but more to come. Iranian team seemed to really enjoy the Beastie Boys opening the stage show with "You gotta fight, for your right, to parrrrrrrrr-tayyyyy."

      Anyway...

      * swigs a bottle of Chinggis Gold (Mongolian Vodka)......

      Here's how the team's aligning up

      ----------------------- Sheik Captain Binij ------------------------------
      ---Ray In Dubai ----- Sheik SNevitz -------- Sheik Al-Wasabi----
      -------------- The Gravless Sheik Of Dreams -----------------------
      ---------- Sheik Smith ---------- The Banana Sheikh ---------------

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    3. JT's Dog
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Err where is my name

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      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        From Albania to Zanzibar
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        From the Gulf Stream to the Japanese Current
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        From goal post to shining goal post
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere
        On sea, land and air
        The Royal Mascot is everywhere

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 9 months ago

          That's gonna need some overtime to be in all those places, I mean everywhere?

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  26. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Apparently the UAE is the only one who filled their squad in on the sqauds for friendlies page of the master spreadsheet. Everyone else starting their first 7 then? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aul0PglyD-ESdF9QcVZVREc2czBQZUhHbjhnZzRtX3c&usp=sharing#gid=18

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Scroll down ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Right you are. Bottom lines are filled in well, though not your Solomons yet. Saw so many blanks, didn't think there might be some writing way down yonder.

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          The team's been submitted to the powers that be, I think the memo about updating that ourselves was in a bottle that hasn't reached us yet, or went to the wrong Island. It's a nightmare for postmen here.

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      2. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        by the way, just noticed your name is Solomon Batman backwards. ๐Ÿ˜†

        What is your normal FFS name?

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        1. Namtab Nomolos
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Namtab Notlob ๐Ÿ˜‰

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          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Most excellent ๐Ÿ˜€

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    2. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      25 minutes left, hope everyone's gonna make it in time :O

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Only just sorted our hallowed team out!

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      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Excellent. If you have a moment, the Swedish ladies volleyball team wanted to have a chat about football strategy with the managers of the two clubs...

        http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/10/09/ffs-uefa-beach-soccer-tournament-2013/?hc_page=35#hc_comment_5819695

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          Apologies my friend. I have been "sleeping" in the harem for a while and my head is still fuzzy. Was I really there?

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          1. Heels_Over_Head
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 9 months ago

            Officially, no.

            Unofficially...

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            1. 4vets
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 9 months ago

              Jesus... Allah.. ahem... that Morrocan black is a mind feck ๐Ÿ™‚

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  27. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    @ JTD, Royal Mascot extraordinaire

    If no one else will do it, would you be willing to give up one line of your title (would abbreviate, not change) so we could find a place (on the spreadsheet) to give Sanks a job?

    Any job title suggestions for Sanks?
    Trainer? Physio? Team Documentarian? Videographer? Spy For Hire? WAGs Escort?

    Cheers,
    Emir Heels

    P.S. Check the local Western Union for your weekly allowance. They promised it would be $100,000 U.S. *after* fees, make sure they don't nick any extra.

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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Yeah it's cool, my title seems to change with every story I tell anyway

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  28. gravless
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    I'm going to be benched.

    ๐Ÿ™

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    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Erm... many of the star players are being rested for the friendlies...

      * burrrrrrrrrpppppppppp

      Pardon me, falafel and alcohol aren't always the best mix for me.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Such is life in a team such as Iran where every player is a shining star to us all.

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    2. Jimrod™
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Don't worry about it, only a friendly - they're obviously going to rest you for the important matches to come... ๐Ÿ™‚

      I'm still not sure why no-one can write "Jimrod", I am down as "Jim Rod" and on 6 Dozen golfballs I bought with a free printing deal they all also said "Jim Rod" despite my clearly emailed text of "Jimrod". I'm starting to think I've got some kind of dyslexia... ๐Ÿ˜€

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  29. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    El Salvador?

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    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Hi

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      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        You want Parm don't you?

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Bench?

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        1. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 9 months ago

          I don't know yet.

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    2. Kuqi Monster
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Bale has finally risen in value!! Ah crap wrong game....

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    3. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      My captain is supposed to be doing it.

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    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I take it Parmtree hasn't emailed you?

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  30. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    The Islamic Republic of Iran is proud to announce it's Beach Soccer team to the baying masses:

    Shipstontrev (c)
    Hunter S. Thompson (vc)
    Edison
    Archie
    Lawro
    Le Kefuffle
    1966...

    Subs: 4vets, Gnu, FCB & Doos

    Victory shall be ours!

    Our Bleach Soccer team is currently working at our weapons factories.

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