[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 February 2014 1820 comments
Mark Mark
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A few seasons back I mentioned, or tapped out, the term “vanity transfer”, referring to a Fantasy Football trade that wasn’t designed to fill the void left by injury or repair the damage of a player dropped or suffering rotation. Instead, such a move gave us Fantasy managers the option of almost bringing in a player for the sake of it – to follow a hunch without any real risk but with the chance of plentiful rewards. It’s an indulgent transfer, without any real purpose.

From the depths of a forgettable season, somehow I’m sitting here this morning pondering my own vanity transfer. Rickie Lambert is not a player I have to bring in – I may just reserve my trade and opt to keep Wilfried Bony in my lineup, perhaps in hope that the new regime at the Liberty will revive the dying Swans and bring me some belated returns. The urge to bring in Lambert is strong, however.

The Saints stalwart is a player I’ve long admired but not often invested in. It remains a mystery why he’s failed to find a place in my squad – even when he’s proved, with some consistency, to offer strong value as a striker option.

This morning, I’m wondering if I’m letting this sway my decision. Whether I’m being drawn to Lambert, not because he’s the right trade but because I’m harbouring some odd notion that I should show some faith in the Southampton man for failing to back him before now.

Certainly Lambert’s prospects look decent. Mauricio Pochettino’s side are oozing class and confidence, with Jay Rodriguez and Adam Lallana central cogs in a string of impressive attacking showings. Lambert came away with a goal and a pair of assists in the win at Fulham, however and, with spot-kicks and set-plays, he’s almost guaranteed to be amongst things should the Saints turn over Stoke at St Mary’s as expected.

Although he has been benched on some occasions against the big sides – Chelsea and Man City being recent cases – with fixtures looking kind in the coming weeks, Lambert would seem certain to maintain a run of starts and continue to reap the rewards from the tireless leg work of Lallana and Rodriguez.

There’s the logic, then. It’s a convincing case but maybe not quite enough to warrant a transfer than can only really be described as a luxury. For once I’ve no fire to fight, no urgent gap to fill or problem to resolve. I can sit back and wallow in the extravagance of carrying out a transfer because I genuinely believe it will add to my Gameweek tally. It feels new and exciting – when was the last time that was written in the same sentence as Rickie Lambert?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. MagicMessi
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    Shit 😀

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    1. Jafooli
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      That comment and user name 😯

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  2. Give The Todd Some Love
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    Who should I captain??????

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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Marty mcfly

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      1. KickIt
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        🙂

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    2. Dr Dream
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      too late.

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    3. Rupert The Horse
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      Mannone, but more importantly, take your time.

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Hmm, thanks. I'll ask again later to make sure.

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  3. Piggs Boson
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    Good luck everyone!
    (especially RVP(C)ers)

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
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      O/

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    2. Orion
      • 15 Years
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      +1

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    3. Sheep Flavour
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      i hope he passes his fittness test.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
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        😀

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      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
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        I hope he passes to Mata.

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      3. JT's Dog
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Slightly evil

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  4. Epic Fail
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    12 years, 5 months ago

    I spent so much time replying on here that i didn't have time to sort out my own team. I hope you're all happy.

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    1. Hubert
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      12 years, 5 months ago

      That's what you get for being nice 🙂

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    2. Wirtzle Gummidge
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      Living up to the name 🙂

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Got there with 1 minute to spare.

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  5. tw
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    last minute (drunk) change from suarez (c) to hazard (c) 😯

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    1. Bootsy: Snoddy's Reven…
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      Ditto

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Last minute up drunk change off hazard

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      1. JT's Dog
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        Undrunk

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    3. OPTA FPL
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      same here when I see the early kick off at Anfield

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    4. DodgerB
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      ha ha just did the same thing sober

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    5. TorresMagic™
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      • 17 Years
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      1st beer?

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      1. tw
        • 14 Years
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        no beer. all shots and mixed drinks. i've lost track of how much i've had 😯

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          12 years, 5 months ago

          You can spell so not enough.

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          1. tw
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            i'm surprisingly good at spelling even when i'm gone haha

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            1. TorresMagic™
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              You fail at spelling a lot on here tbh.

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    6. Djerbil
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      Do I have a H2H vs u in the Champions League??

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      1. tw
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        yupp! 😀

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        1. Djerbil
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          aha Dzeko(C) here

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          1. tw
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            😯

            rest of your team?

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  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    lost on last page

    suarez benchers unite..

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    1. La Roja
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      😯

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 16 Years
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        difficult game

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 16 Years
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          It's easy. You don't bench Suarez.

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    2. Hubert
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      😆

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      1. Hubert
        • 14 Years
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        Decent point TBF, if they're not doing well he's prone to misbehave...

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      I almost did this GW... wish I had...

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    4. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      You're on your own there

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    5. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
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      You. Legend.

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  7. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Good luck everyone, Hazard captainers unite!

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    1. Johnny139
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      YES

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    2. Sanket
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      🙂

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  8. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    speroni rising 😎

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  9. Djerbil
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    errr any fellow Dzeko(C)??

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    1. Sheep Flavour
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      Here.

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      1. Djerbil
        • 14 Years
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        not alone then

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      2. teddy.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Me too

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  10. Elniñorules
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    12 years, 5 months ago

    TW's sandals (C)

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    1. tw
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      😯 😯 😯

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      😆 😆 😆

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      1. tw
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        were you even there for it?

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          I was involved in the rerun a couple of hours later 🙂

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          1. tw
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            not the same 😕

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            1. Billy Gilmore
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              God you're a miserable drunk.

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  11. Thatsnotcricket
    12 years, 5 months ago

    I bet loads of peoples balls dropped in the last minute and they reverted back to Suarez(C). Mine didn't need to drop as that big c didn't budge from him since last gameweek. 😉

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    1. Epic Fail
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      RvP

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      I'm proud, surprised and a little worried to say that mine stayed strong.

      Hazard Captain.

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  12. jonny77
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    So this is how we shape out

    Manonne
    Baker, Ivanovic, Kolorov
    Mata, Lallana, Silva, Hazard (C)
    Sturridge, Suarez, Bony

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  13. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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    😯

    God have mercy on my GW.

    I captained Hazard over Suarez. At the death almost changed it to Johnson!

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  14. Sanket
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    I have benched Lallana 4 Bony.
    Hope it turns out to be a masterstroke.
    I sense Stk vs Sou game to be 0-0

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    1. wood is good
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      terrible .

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    2. Flycroft
      • 16 Years
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      that is madness

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  15. emperikal
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    If there was ever a perfect time for an RVP hat trick I think this is it!

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    1. Dr Dream
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      How many did he get last year ?..in fact how many braces did he get ?..it was less than Rooney who played most of the season at CDM !!

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      1. wood is good
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        fairly sure rooney didnt score any hatricks......

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      2. emperikal
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        He got 2 hat tricks to be exact I believe. I'll take one this week 😉

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  16. FACUPARSE
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    I'd be so happy if Hazard got subbed off at 60 mins

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    1. emperikal
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      Or benched for Salah 😆

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  17. pundit of punts
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    This will be a high scoring gw. Some 100+ scores on the cards.

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    1. maff
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      am quite hopeful, as i have 10 players at home

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  18. BobB
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    • 16 Years
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    Gone for Mata - Fulham defence too flaky to resist

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Hmm, they did pretty well against Arsenal though

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  19. 0thebrodie
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Stop what you're doing and put you're pens down. Extra time you have none sorry.

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    1. Elniñorules
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      12 years, 5 months ago

      That's what she said.

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Except the extra time bit.

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  20. wagner is king
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    Unstoppable suarez at home....does it matter who he plays against??

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Yes

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    2. HurriKane
      • 13 Years
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      This

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  21. mubin
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Damn last minute change (C)from Lambert to Mata. I feel this GW is going to be a bad one..

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  22. teddy.
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    12 years, 5 months ago

    Score predictions for my XI:

    Mannone 8
    Ward 7
    Azpilicueta 6
    Reid 9
    Mirallas 14
    Yaya 9
    Hazard 15
    Mata 15
    Dzeko(c) 36
    Suarez 12
    Sturridge 11

    Total: 142

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    1. emperikal
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      Lmao.. ambitious to say the least

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
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      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    3. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
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      Come on mate, no reason to be pessimistic

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    4. isacki: full casual
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      Even the dream team won't score that high.

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  23. Ed
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    Make this gameweek yours wayne!

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    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      Bruce 😉 ?

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      1. Ed
        • 15 Years
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        you know it 😉

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 17 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      You have Routledge too? 😯

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  24. Incredibale
    • 12 Years
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    hazard captainers how many points you expecting?

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    1. Sheep Flavour
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      4

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    2. Wirtzle Gummidge
      • 13 Years
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      6?

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  25. Bielsa's Bucket
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    Come on Juan! YOU CAN DO THIS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

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  26. Colossal-Carnage
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Predictions for Liv Vs Ars?

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    1. emperikal
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      As a United fan hoping for an Arsenal win so I'd say 2-1

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    2. FACUPARSE
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      1-2

      Suarez, Caz, Giroud

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    3. Gobigorgohome
      • 14 Years
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      0-0

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    4. Bielsa's Bucket
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      3-0 Arsenal Suarez red card

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    5. Hubert
      • 14 Years
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      3-2

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    6. mipola
      • 13 Years
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      1-1

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    7. Heydudes13
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      2-2

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    8. Zeeco
      • 12 Years
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      0-0

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    9. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      4-0 Liverpool, arsenal fans crying on here

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      1. Zeeco
        • 12 Years
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        What like when arsenal beat them 2-0 ha ha

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    10. Donnie Brasco´s
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      3:3 for Arsenal! 🙂

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  27. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
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    All 11 at home.

    40pt GW coming up...

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Never say never.

      Say YaYa

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    2. Rupert The Horse
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      • 13 Years
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      10 here so 44.

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    3. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
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      NO CITY

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  28. Rupert The Horse
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    I'm really starting to hate BT Sport. They are getting some seriously good games. Come on SKY, pull your finger out.

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
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      You hate them because they have good games?!!! Hard to please.

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    2. wood is good
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      you shouldnt give any of those c@£?! your money.
      watch for free..

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  29. Tim Canterbury
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    Knowing Moyes he'll try to be clever and field a second string team

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    1. emperikal
      • 15 Years
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      😆

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    2. Elniñorules
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      No Anderson? 😯

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    3. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      ...and lose 0-18 earning a new 34 year deal

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  30. FplBerg
    • 16 Years
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    Benteke (c). Possibly my biggest punt of the season, but feeling kinda confident...

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    1. emperikal
      • 15 Years
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      I like it! Balls out

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
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        Definitely balls out, possibly onto the circular saw imo

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    2. laGan1n1
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Benteke will score in first half

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    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Could do ok, West Ham will bring the bus though

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    4. Zeeco
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I was captain him but everyone said I was mad! I regret it now 🙁

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    5. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Villa had four touches in the penalty area last weekend..FOUR...!!..Norwich had 52...!!..You're a brave man but good luck.

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