634x258 Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Atters
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Have a feeling will regret benching mane

  2. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Hope klopp comes next year, he should be able to get best out of balotelli again.

  3. Trovsmash
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    how confident are we of southampton winning, for the life of me i dont know what to tip

    1. ralfb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      50 50

      1. Trovsmash
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        ive flipped between all 3 results all day. i hate being so emotionally invested. i am 4 pts clear though

        1. ralfb
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          I moved clyne and kane around on bench, now playing kane, benched clyne, but not sure about it at all

    2. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Should be draw imo

      1. Trovsmash
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        i had originally tipped a draw. why is this so difficult?

  4. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    For just this week only- Diouf, Murray, Austin or cambiasso (already have vardy)
    Thinking diouf as a punt, scored in last three home games and sunderland keep on conceding loads of goals, could score a couple

  5. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Wow my wildcard team looks even more awesome for next week, just vardy>giroud and I'm set :-), #cockybarsteward

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      My team looks awful. 😀

      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        40 points for me and 80 for you then

        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Deal! 😆

  6. zag
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    I woke up at 4am sweating. After a glass of water on the balcony to cool down, I mulled over some FFS posts to get me back to sleep.

    I half-remember switching out Panti for Schmeichel last night, a glance at my team confirms it was not a dream. It brings my hits for the DGW up to -8. Will I regret this last minute change?

    1. Cesc, Drogs & Rock and …
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I didn't know Ernest Hemingway played FPL.

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      it does seem a bit unnecessary for a hit.. but it might pay off and pay for itself.

  7. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Should i upgrade kane or murray to giroud?

    1. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Murray

  8. Viper
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else's teams staying the exact same next week? 🙂

    1. drughi
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      yep and it looks good, vardy>giroud as my ft

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        that's not keeping the same mate.

        1. drughi
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          yeah yeah

      2. Cesc, Drogs & Rock and …
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        So it's not staying the exact same?

      3. Robbens Diving Instructor
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        This

    2. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Just Sanchez in for Bolasie

    3. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah, then GW36, will bring in Sanchez and a cheap defender for free

    4. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Nah I'll swap out Fab for Sanchez..

    5. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      There's no way I'd be upsetting the injury gods with a comment like that!

  9. Bluebird170
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Deadline hasnt passed for my league yet.

    Gerrard is on my bench.

    Sanchez Cambiasso Walters Phillips starting

    Do I bring him in???

    1. ebow14
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Would bring him in for phillips mate

  10. Bollard
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Slight excitement in my ML. Looks like leader (80pts clear of me in 2nd) has not set team from last week. Aguero(C) and Moreno and Sterling on bench :-|. Chap 30 pts below me has Skrtel(C).

    So, i need Aguero to have a quiet one and for Hazard my (C) to go nuts! Adds even more interest to the GW! Could still be a cool move though on Leaders part - Aguero could easily outscore Hazard!

  11. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Play Panti or Krul?
    Play Kane or Vardy?

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Pants and Kane

  12. toxik
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Damnit, Wood for Leicetser recalled from ispwich so Nugent must be out.

    1. beric
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Woods cool though

    2. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Link?

    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Or Vardy

      1. drughi
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        uh oh

      2. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        enough! 😆

  13. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Playing Giroud over Kane for me was the right decision. Am struggling with my reasoning for dropping Kane for Cambiasso tho, just pray there is no giant haul.

  14. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Doos with surprising normal picks in his WC squad. Must be the medicine.

  15. Evasivo
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Most of my rivals have captained Kane, can't believe it?! Hope Haz outscores him otherwise i'll be eating my words 😮

  16. Ruth_NZ
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Amazing. Apart from his Moreno to my Skrtel, my ML leader (#36 OR) has the exact same team as me.

    Even on the bench there are only 2 differences (his Davis and Duff to my Ospina and Vlaar).

    Guess I'm not gaining much ground on him then. 😉

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Maybe he has been stalking you.. blocking them big moves 😉

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      N'Doye captain? 😀

      1. Ruth_NZ
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        No, he has Hazard. I had a last minute change of heart and switched from Hazard to N'Doye at 11:20.

        See you in a few days. 😉

        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          😆

    3. Wings of Steel
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Skrtel Header v Hull (78 mins + CS + 3BPS)

      1. GENERATION X
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        yes please see below

  17. GENERATION X
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    second behind simon march and ive done skrtel(c)

    cant say im minus a pair, maybe just a few brain cells

    1. Richd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I like the move. Good luck

      1. GENERATION X
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        have to try to win it somehow i knew he wouldn't be that insane haha

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😯

    3. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Best of luck!

    4. Would an idiot do that?
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Good luck

    5. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Ballsy

    6. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Kudos.

    7. Je suis le chat
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Good idea, he won'nt be caught without you taking risks. Think Haz will have a quiet week, I've captained of course - hermaphrodite.

    8. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Haha well done! Appreciate it. I'm 7th right now and went with Vardy too!

    9. KipperRSA
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I slipped back last week to 83rd and have done the same 🙂

  18. Richd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Us wildcarders should get a green just from avoiding points hits haha

    1. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😎

    2. Ruth_NZ
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      I reckon an average of -6 among active managers without wildcards.

      Much more depends on the first game. A 1-1 without Kane scoring would be brilliant.

  19. guardian.c
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Schmeichel
    Terry Skrtel Schlupp
    Hazard Fabregas Henderson Sterling (c)
    Aguero Kane Murray

    Ospina Boyd PVA Smalling

    Let the games begin.

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Good luck

  20. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    @Squawka: Tottenham's last 5 Premier League matches vs. Southampton:

    WWWWW

    For: 10
    Against: 5

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Kane brace.

      1. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Please this

      2. Trovsmash
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        saints to break the duck!

  21. A-VB
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    TOM FENLEY

    Did a -52 this week, with his wildcard still available.
    Cannot believe my own eyes.

    Link : http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/38036/event-history/34/

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      omg.
      Surely... he didn'tt... I mean.....

      omg.

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Someone forgot to activate WC

    3. DonTheSpecialOne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😯

    4. Trovsmash
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      wowwww :(:(

    5. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      He must of forgot to play it.there is hope for us all.

    6. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      WC fail, sad to see.

    7. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      What a noob! 😀

    8. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Your Display pic is my reaction 😉

    9. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      LOL

    10. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      hahahahhahahhahahahhaha

    11. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Oh wow.

    12. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      must be saving for arsenal double

    13. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      😆

    14. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      at least he didn't do it last year

    15. Wings of Steel
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Gutted, forgot to activate

    16. GENERATION X
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      scoutcast curse delayed action?

    17. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Hahaha that is golden

    18. A-VB
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Feeling really sorry for him.. 🙁
      Even though he was not really chasing the title or anything, but still.. 🙁

    19. Numb
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Stalker!

    20. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Wow, that takes the cake for rough with the smooth. Former winner makes disastrous error in title defence in spectacular fashion 🙁

  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    *wonders in with a tray of champagne and cakes*

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      *wanders

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      this is my kind of matchday!

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        Just my gift for surviving my wc week

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      What kind of cakes?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        cream cakes

        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 8 months ago

          Mmmmmm

  23. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    With Pelle and Davis on bench and Lloris starting this can only end in disaster.

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Oh and Kane starting

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Who the hell still owns Pelle?!

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        The one that just got him ladt week when he woke up 11.26

  24. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Clyne on my bench.
    Hope I dont regret it

  25. Puyol Pants Up
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    1st in the world has McShane in his starting 11 😀

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      McShame on him

    2. donkey73
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      was contemplating this too, even if I'm not high ranked

    3. guardian.c
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      took him out for schlupp yesterday.... now doubled on Lei
      unsure feeling. i never thought either were excellent options. just think leicester have more fire in them at the moment.

    4. Taffer
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      Old McShane had a farm

      EEE III EEE III OOOO

      and on that farm he scored some points

      EEE III EEE III OOOO

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 8 months ago

        erm ok...

  26. ebow14
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    For just this week, diouf, austin or murray

  27. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    My team for next week looks good

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 8 months ago

      say most ppl in the same boat

  28. tm245
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 8 months ago

    Strange not to have anyone playing in this match as I think I have had players from one of these two teams most of the year.