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15 April 2017 2069 comments
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With the Spurs stroll providing a healthy set of early returns, we now roll on with a collection of five afternoon kick-offs.

Harry Kane’s double figure return puts the onus on Romelu Lukaku to match or even better his Golden Boot rival.

The Everton striker will face a Burnley today, having scored in seven successive Goodison Park matches. He’s backed by 892,000+ (20.2%) with the captaincy – the top pick in Gameweek 33 – including 60 of the top 100 Fantasy Premier League managers.

Elsewhere, the Fantasy interest is somewhat limited, although Crystal Palace’s Selhurst Park meeting with Leicester City offers us another opportunity to scout their assets ahead of the Gameweek 34 double. Wilfried Zaha is perhaps the key target on show – he’s been brought in by 188,000 ahead of today’s clash, second only to Kane.

Gylfi Sigurdsson has another chance to halt his alarming decline when Swansea City travel to Watford. Surely a must-win clash for the Swans, Sigurdsson will be seeking his first return for four Gameweeks having lost 121,000+ owners this week, only Chelsea’s Diego Costa has suffered greater sales.

Finally, Stoke City take on Hull City at the bet365 stadium in a fixture which is unlikely to impact our tallies, while Sunderland host West Ham at the Stadium of Light, with Jermain Defoe seeking to re-ignite his goalscoring form and Andy Carroll back to lead the line for the Hammers.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    trollkaku is back, thanks for nothing

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not over until Andy Cole raps

    2. The Rock
      • 17 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      These 30 minute games can be tough can't they?

    3. diesel001
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      didn't hear you moaning when he was hauling against Bournemouth. If a player returned every game he would be priced at £17m+ and everyone would have him

      1. frenchfries
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        This

    4. Hect.OR 98th
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Stop moaning

  2. The Rock
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Baines will score a pen today.

    1. Cilly Bonnolly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      That'd be just chipper.

  3. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Jags to score 2 goals today

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      This.

  4. Hulk Smash
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    After the GW 34 double would you get rid of Lukaku or Ibra for Kane?

    On one hand Ibra might be a slight rotation risk. On the other hand, only 1 of Lukaku's last 13 goals has come away from home and his last 4 games include 2 away games and one at home to Chelsea. Also Lukaku has no DGW.

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Lukaku

    2. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Just wait and see. But probably Lukaku

  5. tm245
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Simpson YC, they can't handle Zaha.

  6. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I am going out for a walk.Hope Kaku scores 🙁

    1. GOTHAM City F.C.
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Try not to think about the game while you're out 😉

      1. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Or you'll trip and fall off the pavement

  7. Sandy Ravage
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Simpson yellow

  8. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Simpson yellow

    1. Differentiator
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Apu isn't

  9. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Baines look like scoring?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Everton coughing up chances, look like conceding

  10. Feloh
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    am I the only one without kaku but with an investment in Burnley's backline?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

    2. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

    3. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I'm without lukaku too, and that's mad enough without playing burnley def against him haha

    4. Danno - Emre Canada
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kind of but I've benched Heaton, flip of a coin with Foster it was

  11. Budweiser
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz....

  12. Fowler23
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Everton look so,woeful

  13. Lav
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Heaton already on 3 bps

    Should have captained Kane 🙁 why did I play it safe?

    1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Let me ask you one question...... How many minutes left in the game?

    2. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Tiny baby size testicles obviously.

      1. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        BOOM!

      2. Lav
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Just been destroyed, not posting here rest of the day

      3. MTPockets
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Haha. Petits pois

  14. SuperMane Returns
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Lu(c)aku fail...Siggy to get all the burger BAPS

  15. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Who takes Palace pens?

    1. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      The new Guy

      1. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Milivojevic

    2. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Mili guy

    3. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Milo something

    4. Jay_
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Milivojevic

      1. Pierce34
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Jay & Pierce for the win - everyone else fail 😛

    5. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Mili-something

    6. Pierce34
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Milivojevic going by the Arsenal match.

    7. how now brown cow
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Chap with long name beginning with m

  16. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    C'mon Andy Carroll my son, play 60mins......

  17. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Andy... we want more

  18. PvA
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Anichibe should get the Sunderland goal for blocking Randolph

  19. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    lukaku wastes baines assist

    1. Fowler23
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Hardly a chance

  20. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Good Afternoon

    What have I missed?

    Don't tell me as I want to watch MOTD tomorrow morning

    1. Jay_
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kane, Alli, Eriksen all subbed. Disaster

    2. Mark-O
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You miss the laughters from Kane captains

    3. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Rondon scored 😛

    4. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Nothing

      1. GOTHAM City F.C.
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Kaku blanked

    5. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Sanchez scored a hat trick

    6. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Partick Thistle pumping the Gers 😎

    7. Chucky
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Kane RC after missing pen

  21. chilli con kone
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Is it definitive as to whether Toby touched that Eriksen corner?

    1. Smurf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Yes. He didn't.

    2. GOTHAM City F.C.
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      You've gotta move on

    3. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Be content with your 6 points

    4. chilli con kone
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I didn't see it. Thanks

  22. Coen bros.
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Does anybody have a link for Swansea?

    1. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Like, tourist information?

    2. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Swansea+brothels&oq=Swansea+brothels&aqs=chrome..69i57.6603j0j4&client=ms-android-telstra-au&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=lie

  23. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Robles save point

  24. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Pickford is injured I think. He's still carrying on though.

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      What aaaaahahahahahaha?

    2. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Fake news

      1. fedolefan
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        No fake news, you piece of work. Watch the game before commenting. He's limping after every clearance.

  25. ⚽️ Dingo ⚽️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    OMG BEMBA!

    1. TheTinman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Demba ba?

    2. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Daouda Bamba?

    3. Deulofail
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Bambi's Mother?

  26. jam
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    I've been planning to use WC on 36 like a lot of others here, but to be honest I can't see my team changing much if I WC this week instead. Think I'll just do it for Son/Kane, etc, and try to capitalise on next week's doubles.
    Still have a few freebies to move out Palace & Boro players.

    1. *sigh*
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Uh-oh

      1. jam
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 3 months ago

        Why?

    2. President Giggs
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      I think waiting until 36 is silly, might as well get the most out of it.

  27. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Agueroooooooooo

  28. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Townsend misses sitter (Ward assist)

  29. Sims
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Lukaku (c) fail and kane scoring double digits

    That's me out of the top 10k then 🙁

    1. Chucky
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      me too 🙁

    2. andymck
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      There's another half to play you melt

    3. President Giggs
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 months ago

      Not even half time yet...

  30. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 3 months ago

    Capoue goal