Moving Target

Moving Target – Romelu Lukaku

Manchester United have finally ended speculation surrounding the future of striker Romelu Lukaku by officially announcing a deal which brings the Belgian to Old Trafford from Everton for a rumoured fee of £75m.

It represents a major coup for United and Jose Mourinho, with Lukaku widely expected to make a return to Chelsea to rejoin the champions under Antonio Conte. But United moved swiftly, perhaps covertly, to capture a player who has blossomed into the one of the most feared and prolific strikers in the Premier League.

In a quite extraordinary chain of events, Lukaku gave his first interview confirming the move to United prior to the official announcement. As part of that, he stressed that, despite rumoured late intervention Chelsea, the striker’s mind was already made up.

“This is an opportunity that I’ve always wanted since I was a child…I didn’t have to think twice…Who would say no to the biggest club in the world?”

Lukaku also dedicated a special mention for Mourinho, having served under him at Chelsea.

Mourinho was unable to give Lukaku opportunities, loaning him to West Brom and then later allowing a permanent move to Everton, without insisting on a buy-back clause. Ironically, that decision surely helped seal the deal for United years later.

It’s clear from Lukaku’s statements, there is no animosity felt on his part.

“We were together under different circumstances. Obviously, the first time when I met him, I was still a young kid, and I was eager to play. And he understood my decision why I left at the time…I think he wants to improve me, make me a better player than I am today, which is good. I always want to improve…I think it’s the perfect opportunity. I’m 24. I never won a major trophy, but I’m eager to win something and to be part of a team that wins trophies, and I think he’s the right guy to help me in that.”

The History

A product of the Anderlecht youth academy, Lukaku made his first-team debut in May 2009, just less than two weeks after his sixteenth birthday.

The Belgian wasted no time in settling as a regular and racked up 31 goals and 12 assists in 62 outings over the next two seasons, which included play-off matches.

Two goals in as many at the start of 2011/12 persuaded long-time suitors Chelsea to splash the cash before the closure of the summer transfer window. But Lukaku was unable to nail down a spot in the first-team and was handed just a single start in the league, with a further seven appearances off the bench.

Loaned out to West Brom in 2012/13, the frontman thrived with the security of regular pitch time and delivered 17 goals and seven assists in 35 league matches for the midlands side.

He returned to the Bridge the following summer but – somewhat ironically – failed to convince the incoming manager Mourinho. Farmed out on loan to Everton, he delivered 15 goals and nine FPL assists in 31 league outings under Roberto Martinez.

After making the switch permanent in June 2014, Lukaku produced a further 28 goals and 13 assists over the next two seasons with the Spaniard at the helm before stepping up a level under new manager Ronald Koeman.

In the Dutchman’s first season in charge, Lukaku bagged 25 goals and six assists to cement his place as one of the most reliable big-hitters across the Fantasy games and spark a summer scramble for his services.

On the international stage, the forward played a total of 10 times for the Belgium U15, U16 and U18s, scoring twice. Handed his senior debut back in 2010, he has notched 20 times in 57 appearances.

The Prospects

Bearing in mind that only two United players scored more than five goals in last season’s Premier League – the now-departed Zlatan Ibrahimovic (17) and Juan Mata (six) – the need for attacking reinforcements is obvious.

Standing six foot three, Lukaku is tailor-made as a lone striker for Mourinho’s 4-2-3-1 or 4-3-3 formations. Like United’s previous reported target Alvaro Morata, he ticks all the boxes – strong in the air (six goals came from headers) with an ability to hold up the ball and bring team-mates into play.

Crucially, though, the Belgian also offers United pace up front – something they lacked badly with Ibrahimovic last term.

We saw Mourinho address this issue in the Gameweek 33 win over Chelsea, benching the veteran and countering with the fleet-footed talents of Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard.

From a tactical perspective, Lukaku’s all-round game now offers Mourinho greater variety and could see United sitting deeper and hitting on the break more often against rivals.

As evidenced by the team data, United’s attack underperformed last term. They were fourth for shots (591) yet a lack of cutting edge saw them drop to eighth for goals, with 54 strikes to their name.

Despite scoring 17 times, Ibrahimovic was more culpable than most. Although he missed ten league matches last term through injury or suspension, the Swede still finished second top forward for total attempts (115) and also claimed a top-four spot for efforts in the box (80).

His average of 21.2 minutes per attempt was quicker than Lukaku’s 29.7, yet he converted only 14.8% of his chances, which was some way behind the Belgian’s 22.7%.

The new arrival fired five shots less (110) than the veteran but scored eight more goals (25) on his way to finishing runner-up to Harry Kane for the Golden Boot.

The close-range numbers are particularly encouraging for Lukaku. He was identical to Ibrahimovic for shots in the box (80) but netted 24 of them – joint-top with Kane – compared with the Swede’s 13.

It was a similar story when it came to big chances. Ibrahimovic was particularly poor for this statistic and scored just seven of his 23, whereas Lukaku netted 18 of 25 – again, that was joint-top with Kane and all the more impressive when you consider that only one of Lukaku’s goals arrived from the penalty spot.

In terms of creativity, Lukaku and Ibrahimovic were joint-top for key passes (47) and big chances created (eight) among FPL forwards, though the latter was quicker in teeing up a team-mate by 51.9 minutes to 69.5.

As a proven talent in the English top-flight, Lukaku needs no time to settle and will be expected to come in around £11.5m or more in Fantasy Premier League.

With Ibrahimovic and Rooney now departed, the new man should also claim penalty kicks to boost his appeal and potential output further.

Lukaku’s arrival looks set to consign the likes of Rashford and Anthony Martial to roles on the flanks once again, with the pair fighting for minutes along with Lingard, Mata and Henrikh Mkhitaryan.

There’s also real hope and expectation that Paul Pogba could kick on this time out – he sat seventh for total attempts (92) among FPL midfielders but found the net on just five occasions.

A close friend of Lukaku, Pogba was United’s top creator last term, supplying 57 key passes, yet earned just four assists. With a clinical finisher leading the line, the Frenchman’s all-round potential looks to have improved. He was confirmed as an 8.0 midfielder only yesterday.

Yet Lukaku’s proven Premier League pedigree suggests he could quickly become our go-to option for an attack that has admittedly flattered to deceive in recent times.

Certainly, United’s opening seven fixtures (WHM, swa, LEI, sto, EVE, sot, CPL) strengthen his chances of making an immediate impression at Old Trafford.

With the likes of Kane, Gabriel Jesus and Alexandre Lacazette also offering serious competition for places in our opening three-man frontlines, the quest for value in midfield could be more crucial than ever this time around.

Further Reference

Romelu Lukaku Wikipedia

Romelu Lukaku TransferMarkt

Romelu Lukaku 2016/17 Highlights

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2,630 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    GILES! I knew he'd do it.

  2. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Bye Nadal

  3. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Nadal out

  4. Twelve years a slave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Oh

  5. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    🙁

  6. Qubit
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Absolutely great game. Unbelievable from Muller.

  7. Pop Ooh Yeah ★x8
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Tremendous match.

  8. Twelve years a slave
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    http://Www.triggerlips.com

    Look at captains challenge results for last Two years.
    Looking for suggestions for a new category for this season, any ideas?
    Need to try and find a method that beats the polls.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I thought you retired? someone was mentioning it here...back?

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Retirement was overrated, there is only so much fishing a man can do.

        How did that fella get on that copied my Robot idea? He was posting his weekly capt picks on here, made a good start I seem to remember

        1. SUAREZ_MESSI_COUTINHO
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          So you admit that you were fishing?

        2. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          True Retirement is overrated!

          Don't remember him

    2. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Maybe a combo of bookies odds and top 10k overall ownership?

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Well, the top bookie pocks are nearly always higly owned. Bookies will be all over Kane and Lukaku this season, they will probably be about 1.60 most weeks

        1. Je suis le chat
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Aside from when the likes of Studge and Ihenacho were odds on to score while we knew the wouldn't start or even likely feature.

          1. Twelve years a slave
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Yes, I just ignored those one for the challenge. The bookies take no note of the chance players will actually start as they refund for those anyway

      2. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Put in a proposal for something in the comments section of my blog, there will be a vote for the best idea

    3. Dokdok666
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Will be hard to find a method that beats the collective intelligence of this site

      1. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        They nearly as intelligent as the visitors to my own site, not quite, but almost

        1. Dokdok666
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I can't remember, did your poll actually get the most captaincy points last season?

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Great to have you back triggerlips. Loved reading the blog and articles last season. It's nice to get a chance to hear from one of the best managers

      Look forward to more great content

    5. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      What about this Nick.

      Estimated 90% chance you won't pick a player who blanks and a 70% chance you will pick the best player in your team.

      Take all of your midfielders and strikers (7 if, like me, you normally play 3-4-3) and make the following columns:

      - Total points scored so far per minute
      - Total points scored per minute at Home/Away (depending on fixture) 
      - Average points scored Home/Away in last 3
      - % involvement in team goals scored overall (ie. goals or assists)
      - Average number of team goals scored per Home/Away match in last 3
      - Average number of opposition goals conceded per Away/Home match in last 3
      - Number of games where they did not blank

      Captain the player who wins the most categories. If you have a tie (eg. 2-2), go with the player who scored the most over the past 2 weeks. If that's still a tie, favour a midfielder.

      Don't rule anyone in midfield or attack out.

      As the season goes on, the stats will make it even more likely you will succeed

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Whatever. Kind of shameful the way you log out and log back in to talk yourself up, Triggerlips. The ruse is pretty obvious. A bit old by now.

        1. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Who you talking to?

      2. Twelve years a slave
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        That is a great Idea Chapelle, but it sounds like a lot of work. Maybe you would like to run it?, we could call it Chapelles system or whatever.

        1. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I was planning on using this system for my team next season so I wouldn't mind. In fact would be an honour.

        2. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          You should probably ask the person he copy and pasted from being Net Gains.

          1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            *KLAXON*

            dodgy thief about

          2. Pasqualinho
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Net Gains - that was the one - good spot TM. I thought when Chappers posted it a few days ago it was YMA.

            It seemed like a pretty reasonable system when NG mentioned it last year - had a good success rate at first but also a few weeks not long after the initial success where it didn't do so well, so I lost track of it a little.

    6. Backup Dancer
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      How about the best midfielder for the week and ignoring strikers?

      Would be interesting to see if the extra point for goal and clean sheet adds up for captains

      1. Backup Dancer
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        PS love your blog and glad you have reconsidered retirement! 🙂

        1. SomewhatPleasing
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Agreed - A valuable resource.

  9. Netley Lucas
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Epic match, Muller deserved it.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Nadal just couldn't return his serve well

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah that was the main problem about his game

    2. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Excellent result for Murray, no Nadal to get past to reach the final now.

  10. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    To all those who were asking about the "Lukaku" pic, see this link.

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2017/07/06/fpl-draft-game-revealed/

    My money is on the Irish reporter taking CostaCoffee at his word 🙂

    1. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      😆

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      He might actually have taken that 😀

  11. Net Gains
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    What do people here think of Ed Sheeran's music?

    1. mad_beer ✅
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Is that what he calls it?

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I'm a fan of his singles. Probably a bit to samey to listen to an album or his Glastonbury set.

    3. F4L
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      too mainstream for my liking

    4. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Love "A Team" rest I can take or leave it

    5. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Pretty good. Not a particular fan though.

    6. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I vomit at the Ed obsession here in Eire.

    7. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Its rubbish tbh, for kids and teenie boppers.

      Give me a good blast of Joy Division any day over him.

      1. Hooky
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Hooky likes this

    8. Dokdok666
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Black metal > Ed Sheeran

    9. Qubit
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Really quite awful.

    10. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I think Ed Sheeran is a great artist but he isn't the kind of person I'd listen to

    11. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Never heard any of his stuff, any good?

      1. Ógie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        You missed a bullet there Netley.

        Lots of people love the git, he is set to sell out Pairc Ui Chaoimh in Cork city 8 times 😯

        1. Netley Lucas
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Yeah I've heard of him, Glasto etc and selling shedloads but never listened to him. I'll have a listen, on can 3 so might not be too bad.

          Shape Of You seems to be the top one on YT...

          Hmmm, it's more over-produced than I expected, bland pop, thought it would be more folky... nah, commercial boring shit.

          1. Annie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            his live stuff is quite different, loop station and guitar

            1. Netley Lucas
              • 8 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              Listening te Glen Hansard now 😆

    12. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Basically a ginger busker, would never pay to listen to his music.
      He has talent of course (I could never write or play music).
      Just not my cup of tea though.

    13. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      That reminds me I saw a dead fox on the side of the road yesterday.

    14. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Catchy, but i also tend to get bored of his songs pretty quickly.

    15. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Some of his stuff is very good

      He should take a couple of years off as there is just too much of him at this current point in time

    16. bojack
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Never really listened to him, when I've heard it on the radio it just give me that empty meaninglessness which most mainstream pop does.

      Talented musician though, multi instrumentalist.

    17. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      catchy pop music. he does his genre well. seems a nice guy. what's not to like.

    18. Sting in the Tail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      It's not for me. He's got to the point he could record a fart and it would make the charts but he always seems a genuinely nice bloke who has stayed down to earth despite his success so good luck to him.

  12. AA33
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Muller's serves won it for him

    1. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Someone named Muller has done Britain a favour for a change. Shame it wasn't in England against Germany.

      1. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Might be misreading this but I thought Muller was Luxembourgish?

        1. bitm2007
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          he is, and he's done a Scot the favour of not having to play Nadal in the semi's, not an Englishman.

      2. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Read it again, yep I misread awfully

        1. bitm2007
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          No worries

  13. Speédy
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    When will the FPL Show return?????

    1. Woeisme
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Shortly after the FPL

  14. Respect My Authoritah
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    0-1 Stoke

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Own Goal!

  15. Deulofail
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Gonna watch the Mahut Isner replay until FPL launches. How far will I get?

    1. mir
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      What was it 11 hours? I actually reckon you'll get to see it all.

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        That's a shame. It was so boring.

    2. Sim Simma
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Here's a countdown

      https://days.to/until/premier-league-season

  16. pundit of punts
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Need FPL to launch ASAP.

    1. Speédy
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      11 am tomorrow.

  17. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Now children, don't forget to leave out some milk and cookies tonight for Mark Rogers.
    And a nice big carrot for Jules.

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I am leaving another carrot shaped object out for Jules

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Radish?

      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Mini carrot?

      3. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers Syd. Way. To spell out the joke for the masses 😀

      4. the snazzy viking
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        unfortunately I'm too embarrassed to show her my juicy carrot, because it's not thick enough.

        http://imgur.com/a/DGR8Z

        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          It's ok as she has small hands

          1. the snazzy viking
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Hopefully my precious vegetable will do the trick then

    2. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Might make a mince pie for James Richardson

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I'm expecting a lump of Cole in my sack in the morning

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Ashley?

        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I'm not fussy, so long as it's black

  18. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Looking at last season, Alli got double point hauls 6 times away and 4 times at home. Kane got only 3 at away and 6 at home. As many here have been likening the Wembley factor to 38 away games, this could mean that Alli is a safe route into the spurs attack for those who don't want to set aside the money for Kane.

    1. F4L
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      no Kane = massive rank fall if he hauls

      1. Jairzinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Depends how many own him surely.

        And if he's priced ridiculously, fewer people will buy him. "The Spurs striker is expected to be revealed as the most expensive player when FPL launches this coming week." - https://www.premierleague.com/news/435406?sf96564573=1

        Especially with Lukaku at Man Utd, who isn't going to be more expensive than Kane, it'll spread the ownership quite a bit.

        I'm guessing they'll both come in at 12.5, along with Aguero as well.

        1. Jairzinho
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          But wouldn't be surprised if Kane was 13.0, the other two 12.5. If that's the case, it'll definitely affect Kane's ownership (i.e. make it lower).

        2. F4L
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Lukaku has to come in at 12 or lower imo. After last season, I've decided to go with the masses, leaving out Sanchez for the big DGW hurt me so bad. Kane will be the highest owned player come GW 1 I think

        3. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I dream of Kane being £12.5m.

          It really wouldn't surprise me if he's £14m.

      2. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Unless other players also score points

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Do you need adopted?

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        No thanks...

    3. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Good point WP.

      What about Eriksen did he do the business on the road and could he be also a safer route into Spurs that a very expensive Kane?

      1. Jairzinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I could be tempted by either Eriksen, Alli or Son. And Kane.

      2. Ramboros
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Eriksen had 3 goals 8 assists away, 5 goals 12 assists at home.

      3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Eriksen was bang on even, 5 home 5 away

    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Kane got 2 in his last 2, each season is different anyway.

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I know, just some random statistics to take in. I like to think that small pieces of information, when conglomerated together, facilitate decisions

    5. Netley Lucas
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      This must be why Alli has been priced so attractively. Margin maybe 3.5 mill...

  19. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    If you have Netflix, check out The Nice Guys

    1. Deulofail
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      7/10

      1. Deulofail
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I watched Baby Driver today. Nowhere near the heights of Hot Fuzz and SotD. I recommend going to the pub instead

        1. walkman666
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Not sure how you can compare those two funny movies to Baby Driver, which is a hard crime-drama (like Heat, IMO). Saw all three, too, and liked all three a lot.

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Well it's by the same director, and has a lot of humour in it, including more visual humour than you'll see in the average comedy, besides slapstick.

            1. walkman666
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              Yeah, I figured it was the director thing that you saw as the common thread -- he took a very different tact. I loved Baby Driver. Well done. However, I think that while there were a few wise cracks, and some humor within some of the chases, it's a pretty intense flick. The other two were outright comedies with crime/horror backdrops.

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Sotd?

          1. Twisted Saltergater
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Shit of the Day

          2. Annie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            shaun

          3. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Shaun of the dead. Those were outright comedies wheras Nice Guys isnt

            1. Deulofail
              • 8 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              Outright comedies, but also not really, since what made them good is how effective they were as the genre films they were satirising/modelled on. Baby Driver just balances itself away from .otright comedy' towards reliance on genre elements, but its still doesn't take itself seriously, thankfully.

              1. walkman666
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                6 years, 10 months ago

                I think you hit the nail on the head with satire of the first two movies, whereas Baby Driver had a different feel. All good flicks.

        3. Donnie Chen
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I recommend going to the WInchester, having a nice pint, and waiting for all this to blow over.

          1. Deulofail
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Haha agreed

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Don't tell me what to do.

  20. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    If you haven't tried Haagen Dasz Mango & Raspberry then you haven't lived. The Blueberries & Cream flavour has it's place in the world too.

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      You're an Eton mess.

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        You're a tuna melt.

        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          LOVE tuna!

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Aint that shit expensive though?

      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        £4 for 4 tubs. Reasonable IMO.

        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Unless they are 15g tubs.

      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        It is but it is worth it. A few well known supermarkets usually sell it at half price every few months so stock up on it

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          I love Haagen Daaz, but can't justify the prices. I had some cheap knock off version the other day, it just wasn't the same. I fancy one now though so I'll be looking out for discounts.

          1. Drip Doctor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Mango & Raspberry flavour. Trust.

  21. Heels_Over_Head
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Just because a poster is in the top 50 in the HOF does not mean they provide good or kind advice. There are plenty that do, but some definitely do not. Mods allowances for people in the top 50 to guard status for the site has undermined values of the site. You can delete this post too like the other one. It doesn't make the poster in question any better, nor the community where guidelines are followed differently for some out of notions of status that have annoyed even the very person who originally designed how to calculate the status.

    1. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      And just because you're not in the top 50, doesn't mean you have to listen to others and take every piece of advice that you're given, unless it's with a pinch of salt.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Numb, Back on the Horse and Mark himself are the highest HOFers that provide good advice in a friendly manner (imo).

      1. Ógie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Geoff (Pukka) is up there and is good to give advice also.

        1. Geoff
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          😀

      2. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I don't even know/care who is in the HOF. Doesn't make a difference to me what HOF rank someone is when I read their advice.

        1. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          It should.

          1. Epic Fail
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Not really. Being in the top 50 doesn't mean they will give good advice. In fact some are known to purposely give crap advice for their own benefit.

        2. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Captain Holebas in GW1

    3. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Not sure on the specifics of that. We're certainly not deleting this and I don't believe we've removed any previous post to this effect - I could be wrong. Perhaps you named posters specially, in which case we may have done.

      We don't make any allowances for a poster based on their reputation or ability as a Fantasy manager. If a poster deserves moderation, we will moderate them but that's our decision - it has to be.

      If you have any grievances with a user or have a real issue with any specifics of our policy then drop me a mail and I'll discuss with you offline - mark@fantasyfootballscout.co.uk.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Nothing worse than when you're venting on FFS and Mark pops up out of nowhere to smack you down. I should know 🙁

    4. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Relax kid.

    5. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      point in case

    6. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Got to agree with the good advice part, I mostly post nonsense that even my own brain struggles to decipher! Jacobs Creek Chardonnay 1991

      1. Lawrø
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I got the reference! 😆

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          🙂

  22. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone running any high roller mini-leagues on here this season? Or any cash leagues for that matter?

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Demi does some.

      And AZ too, but he takes a 5% commission (don't lol, that's actually true).

      1. Bubz
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Think I recall Epic Fail running one too. You about Epic?

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Aye, mine is a £100 quid entrance league. 15 participants max. Top 3 paid. 60%, 30%, 10%.

          I haven't started this season's one yet, but there will be a brief grace period for last season's players to join again first before opening up to others. I'll let you know when/if that happens if you're interested.

          1. Bubz
            • 10 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Yeah count me in

            1. Epic Fail
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              No worries. I've made a note of it on my league spreadsheet. I'll find you. In a non stalking way of course.

              1. Bubz
                • 10 Years
                6 years, 10 months ago

                Cheers

          2. Hakchak
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            I'd be keen too if there's space Epic Fail, cheers

            1. Epic Fail
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              Aye, I'll bookmark this and find you all at some point.

          3. Leaf
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Deal me in epic

            Not sure if I've asked elsewhere ?

      2. S.Kuqi
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Seriously? 5% comission 😀

      3. GoonerByron
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        No he doesn't, he gives himself free entry to one league.

        1. Hotdogs for Tea
          • 8 Years
          6 years, 9 months ago

          Still a sort of commission I suppose ? But why run a league and all the hassle for nothing ?

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I think Debauchy usually runs one.

      1. Bubz
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers. Dont see him about much often mind you

        1. S.Kuqi
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          He probably isn't active here during off season

    3. THFC4LIFE
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      I don't personally run one but I've entered a friend of a friends one for the last 2 seasons £20 entry last season there was 184 entries. Interested?

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        That's a lot of entries.

      2. Bubz
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Certainly sounds interesting

      3. Back on the horse
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        sounds like one I am in at work. id be interested...

    4. makaveli123
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Maybe. I'll get back to you

    5. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Yep. Me and my lad playing for five quid this year....A FULL FIVE QUID.....!!

  23. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Let's Talk FPL is back tonight! 😀

    Every time Andy says "...but obviously it depends on the prices" during the stream, he has agreed to donate £1 to Athletic Bimbo's 'Help the Grav-less' fund.

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      😆 that could seriously end up being a lot to donate!

  24. S.Kuqi
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Are fpl virgin and Daniel same person?

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      nope

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Nah

      Daniel is fun

    3. cravencottage
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Really good question

  25. DAN DARE
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    People often ask on here 'whats a good rank' and get ridiculous responses like 'top 1k is good, top 10k average' or 'you should never finish outside the top 50k if you use this site'. Funnily enough there's rarely a team linked. Would be interesting to know the FFS/FFS Members average rank last season. Any mods able to confirm the mid table rank in the 2 mini leagues? Id be surprised if they were higher than 100k and 50k respectively

    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Mate, there's some real noobs on here that enter mini leagues with £20 and £100 admission fees. They're so bad at the game it's untrue.

      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        *waits nervously for up vote from Epic Fail and Bubz 😉

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      1351 entered the Members League, 700th was 66K.

      1. Ógie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Next post we see from this guy he will be a member 😉

        1. DAN DARE
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Been a member for 5 years, just havent renewed yet

      2. DAN DARE
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers TM

    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed. I've often seen comments like "top 10k is a given if you are on FFS regularly "
      Anyone can have a bad season at any time. Especially if you dismiss Leicester players as a flash in the pan 🙁

    4. Arn De Gothia
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      i had a good rank last season 🙂

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Wow, you did indeed, congrats! And a few top 10ks sprinkled through your history. Nice!

        1. Arn De Gothia
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Thanks 🙂 GL this season

    5. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Top 1k is bare minimum. Anything else is failure imo.

  26. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Ah, Chapelle.

    The Thelma to my Louise 🙂

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      You misspelled Laurel and Hardy.

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        More Mork & Mindy

      2. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        1. Back on the horse
          • 13 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          did you just have to be on? that was good timing 🙂 or do you lurk 24/7?

          1. Lanley Staurel
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Got my emoji wrong...doh. Not been on consistently for about 4 years. Im doing a Lazarus mate.

            1. Back on the horse
              • 13 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              really? how many posts do you reckon you've done over the past 4 years?

              1. Lanley Staurel
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                6 years, 10 months ago

                No idea Horse. I was active here about 5 years ago but now just wander aimlessly around making uninformed comments.

                1. Back on the horse
                  • 13 Years
                  6 years, 10 months ago

                  I have a competition I am running with some of the old faces, that you might be interested in. drop me a mail and i'll fill you in: Kurt-Grohl@gmx.com

      3. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        How do you spell Ronnie and Reggie?

        1. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
          • 7 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Great minds my friend!

          1. Back on the horse
            • 13 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            *vomit emoticon*

    2. @chapellefpl OR 577TH
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      More like the Cray twins if you ask me 😉

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Or the Vegas brothers!

  27. el polako
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Hi everyone !
    Been reading the website for couple of years now, last season managed to win my mini league and finish in top 6k overall partially thanks to advice given in here. So this year decided to contribute 12.50£ to the cause 🙂 ...obviously would still like to see my money's worth at the end of the season :).

    1. Bald Eagle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      It surely will help you, great rank without membership. You surely know what you're doing!

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Enjoy the members area. 🙂

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Witamy 🙂

  28. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    @Mark

    You know. Don't you?

    You definitely know.

    Can you tell us indirectly with a nudge and a wink? Or with a riddle?

    It's not like you'd be releasing plot details of the new Star Wars film.

    1. S.Kuqi
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Why are you constantly seeking attention from Mark?

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        It does border on being a bit creepy at times

      2. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        I think it's sweet.
        Creepy.
        But sweet.

        1. S.Kuqi
          • 11 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          just creepy

      3. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Because ....... he da man.

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Of course he knows but he can't tell us for obvious reasons

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Contractual reasons?

        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Yes

          1. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            6 years, 10 months ago

            Surely a cryptic clue is allowed.

            1. Syd.
              • 14 Years
              6 years, 10 months ago

              Week commencing 10th July is as good as it gets. The smart money is on tomorrow morning

              1. WE ARE RANGERS
                • 7 Years
                6 years, 10 months ago

                Why is it even a secret? What's the difference?

  29. Lets Talk About 19 Baby
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    Would like to sort out my Grav. Any suggestions where to get a good one?

      1. Ógie
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        That is all the place need is another Klopp grav 🙁

        Dont encourage them TM

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Google images.

    2. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Just pick any picture you want from the internet and go to gravitate.com.

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Gravatar *

        1. Lets Talk About 19 Baby
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          6 years, 10 months ago

          Cheers guys for your Grav suggestions.

    3. the snazzy viking
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      the internet

    4. Ógie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      googleimages/whatever you want would be a good start.

      Please no more Liverpool or Klopp orientated gravs please 😉

      1. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season Le…
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Why ?

    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Don't fall for any of this conformist nonsense. Be yourself instead of a picture that isn't real.

      1. Back on the horse
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        i'd love it if you put a grav of your real self woy.

        We'll show these fakers what a real grav looks like...

    6. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Kiwi fruit

  30. Respect My Authoritah
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 10 months ago

    What's a good rank?

    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Top 20k

    2. Ronny Hotdog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      19

    3. Woeisme
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      General

    4. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      What's good?

    5. Arn De Gothia
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      better then last year?

    6. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Anyone under 1k who uses this website really isn't trying.

      1. *sigh*
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Or over 1k it doesn't really matter...

    7. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      House to yourself. Lotion. Closed curtains. An old sock. New private window. Some BBW vids on the go.

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        6 years, 10 months ago

        Sofa in front of the door.

    8. JAC THE CAT
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      98th

    9. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      Whatever you are personally happy with

    10. TokyoRed 東京赤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 10 months ago

      17,635