Opinion

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 21

A wise Fantasy manager (or was it Jonty?) once proclaimed that “hits are moreish”.

They were right.

The mini-transformations are like Botox injections. Little nips and tucks that help the squad worry lines vanish, until you suddenly realise that you’ve gone too far and can no longer crack a smile.

After three successive hits, I’m running that risk.

For now, I can justify the work carried out. The first prompted the move to a five-man midfield, the second brought about by Charlie Austin’s spectacular injury/suspension capitulation.

My latest touch-up arrives in response to today’s teamsheets.

We’re all presuming that we’re about to take one or two casualties. So a four-point hit – if fortunate enough to minimise that damage – can be repaid, at least in part.

Jesse Lingard and Alvaro Morata have come in. The Chelsea striker making a dramatic return, forcing me to down a portion of humble pie as I revert back to twin big-hitters up front.

The 3-5-2 remains but, with Sam Allardyce scouring the market, it appeared that Dominic Calvert-Lewin had run his race. He may even miss out today and he’s surely set to be reduced to cameos once Everton have recruited.

As for Hazard, he’d started to replicate the frustrating form of last season. This time I’m not willing to accept it.

Lingard will doubtless regress, but then I’m banking on other mid-price midfield options to step forward. I’m effectively applying the Kanexit principle, but to a more workable area of the squad.

In my view, we can readily find value in midfield that enables us to lock big funds in attack and defence.

When we analyse the season so far, we can see that we’ve been blessed on several occasions.

Pascal Gross, Shaqiri and Richarlison have all enjoyed consistent spells. Lingard, together with Marko Arnautovic and Wilfried Zaha are currently doing their bit and easily outscoring Hazard.

Other candidates could yet come forward and we may even see a long-term Josh King figure emerge.

Hazard and Kevin De Bruyne are both elite assets, but there are value options that can outscore them for periods of the season.

Timing the move for value in midfield seems far more achievable than hunting down a cut replacement for Kane, Morata or Roberto Firmino. At least until another Austin crops up.

And when Hazard and De Bruyne do punish me, unlike Kane, they are unlikely to be backed by a million captaincies.

So the 3-5-2 or 4-4-2, with three or even just two heavy-hitting midfielders will be my strategy from here on.

I’ll stay agile and move for the value in midfield, while I may even consider shuffling the second big striker to fixtures and form.

And if that fails, I’ll be back for more injections.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

2,212 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Jam0sh
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Omg

  2. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Favorite article of the week and all that

  3. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    I'm done with these preambles. Won't read another one until next year.

  4. Arteta
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard to punish the sellers (?)

    1. Differentiator
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Probably

  5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Ilea iacta est. 😀

    1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Wahed Ithnein Thaletha

      1. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Liking the new grav Doos

    2. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Alea*

  6. LewanGOALski
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    (C): Hazard or Morata?

    1. COLLIN QUANER
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard

  7. Snapes on a Plane
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Pick one to start:

    1) Dunk
    2) DCL
    3) Kenny

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    anybody who still asks about Mark's transfers now deserves a slap

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Does he have Firmino Morata and Kane now??

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 13 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        I believe so

  9. Visionaries
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Bench one
    A Mee (hudd)
    B Kaba (SWA)
    C Ota (cry)
    D Jones (SOU)

    Captain
    1 Hazard
    2 Salah
    3 Firmino
    4 Aguero
    5 Sterling

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      A2

    2. Reiger
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      B2

  10. Ohh1454
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Captain haz or morata ??

    1. COLLIN QUANER
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Morata

  11. corderz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Have 2FT's + 1.1m ITB and don't know where I can use:

    Pope - Elliot
    Jones - Gomez - Masuaku - Holgate - Naughton
    Hazard - Salah - Coutinho - Sterling - Carroll
    Kane - Vardy - DCL

    A) Elliot > Adrian
    B) Naughton > Zeegelaar

  12. Ryan Naysmith
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Did haz to lingy also

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Bad transfer

      1. Ryan Naysmith
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Really

    2. COLLIN QUANER
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Delete team

      1. Ryan Naysmith
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Haha forgot to mention that it funded firmino and alonso. I'm also a higher rank than you, chill out

    3. SuperMane Returns
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Ouch

      1. Ryan Naysmith
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        feels great

  13. OldBenKenobi
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Morata (c) locked in!
    If you can’t captain a 10 mill + Chelsea attacker against a stoke team with literally NO defence then what’s the point owning them? 😉

    1. Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      For regular points 😉

    2. No Luck
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Haz + Morata double up

  14. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Mark's transfers?

    1. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      😆

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      😆

    3. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      *slap*

  15. Sterling Chap
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Botox analogy - brilliant!

    1. TopMarx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Yeah really good

  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Lovely article. Send a copy to Joanna Lumley. 😉

    Good luck to all, this is me:

    GW 21:

    Ryan
    Otamendi, Christensen, Gomez
    de Bruyne, Salah(c), Sterling(vc), Mooy
    Morata, Firmino, Rashford

    Adrián; Stephens, Duffy, Trippier … 1 FT, 2.8 ITB, TV: 101.3, SV: 102.3

    😀

    1. Ajax Hamsterdam
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      nice team ! gl 🙂

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Thank you! 🙂

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Same cap and vice and defence 😀

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Good luck to us! 😉

    3. Yozzer
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Nice team Doos ( bar Rashford ;-)) . Gomez rumoured not to start today btw

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks, I heard. Got a bench, so OK. 🙂

  17. Fantasy Gold
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Wow.

    So brave ditching Hazard.

    That’s big balls

    1. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      It will spectacularly backfire.

      1. Fantasy Gold
        • 9 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Seems strange and sideways doing the moves he did.

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I was tempted to sell Haz for Lingaard as well, would have meant Niasse > Firm as well.

      I did get Lingaard in but regret I didn't do the above.

  18. GS456
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Morata captain then mark?

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      You’d imagine so

    2. Rainer
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Only way to justify the move is to put the armband on him.

  19. Rainer
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Now everyone will buy Morata 🙁

    1. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Already have

    2. dark91
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Why 'now' ?!!

  20. Yozzer
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Good moves from Mark. He knows when hazard starts being Hazard it's time to move on. Not been a fan of a few of his ideas this season but a very good -4 imo

    1. Jeremy Corbyn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      what moves?

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      If Hazard starts, he is dangerous

    3. Pieterke30
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Except if Hazard starts today

  21. LaCazettio
    • 6 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Kane on -121.3 surely he will drop in price now...???

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      12ish hours to turn it around

    2. Witty Pun: Not good at this…
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Everyone will buy back once transfer deadline is passed

    3. *sigh*
      • 12 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Lots of free hits and last chance wild cards this week so maybe not

  22. Salarrivederci
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Welcome back for a one week punt Morata. Last time I had you in my team (GW 17) I felt you were very, very, very useless, and I brought in Bobby 'Colgate' Firmino and haven't looked back since.

    Now if you could be so kind to deliver me a (C)-score of 17 for third week in a row I would be very, very, very happy. Smash stoke please!

  23. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    How sideways is Hazard to Morata for a hit?

    1. El Matador
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      It's impossible

    2. Fantasy Gold
      • 9 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Unless he has inside info that Hazard def will not start then it’s really strange

    3. JJO
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Not at all if only 1 is going to start

    4. Pranav Santhosh
      • 7 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Very sideways imo unless your confident over next 2-3 weeks hazard will miss a game that morata doesn't

    5. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I think Hazard is less likely to start than Morata. DCL less likely to start and produce points than Lingard. So I think the hit can be absorbed. I felt that Lingard was going up overnight, was wrong there but looks likely to go up tonight.

      1. Weasel51
        • 8 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Not fancy keeping a transfer for a DGW player?

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Conte has publicly said he can't play Morata 3 times a week because he will get injured. Like last time.

        Morata arguably more at risk from rotation than Hazard.

        1. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 17 Years
          6 years, 4 months ago

          True, he has in the past but I put more stock in this from yesterday...

          "We must go game by game and it’s normal when you play every few days to make rotation and give some rest to those who have been playing every game."

          It's Hazard, not Morata, who has "been playing every game".

          1. Salarrivederci
            • 8 Years
            6 years, 4 months ago

            It is Alonso and Kante who should be rested. Not 70' Hazard 😉

            They got 4 days till next match. He can just play Hazard 60 minutes today and there will be no worries.
            Having said that I am giving Morata the (C).

  24. thisisdiz
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Christensen news?

  25. El Matador
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard will punish. Beware.

  26. John Colby (Capt)
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Afternoon all - just got online. Are Kane owners selling and if so who for or holding?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I'm holding.

      Hope that helps.

    2. UnitedFan
      • 8 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      I'm holding.

    3. El Matador
      • 10 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Hold ing

    4. Sponge-worthy
      • 11 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Holding

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Sold. For Morata.

    6. ItsJonesy
      • 13 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      On WC and sold him for Morata and will do the reverse next week.

      1. John Colby (Capt)
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        6 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers everyone.

    7. Yozzer
      • 6 Years
      6 years, 4 months ago

      Rob Holding

      Waste of transfer

  27. MartialMatas
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    g2g? Silva out?

    DDG
    Otamendi Christensen Jones Kenny
    Salah Sterling Silva Pogba
    Firmino DCL

    Adrian RLC Kane Ogbonna

    1ft 1.2m itb

  28. UnitedFan
    • 8 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    RP from earlier. Still undecided. Start one please:

    A) Duffy (new)

    B) J. Ayew (wat)

  29. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    Play one:

    Niasse (bou)
    Mee (hud)

    Thanks!

  30. threeputt
    • 14 Years
    6 years, 4 months ago

    hazard only played 72 mins last game, there's your rest.....