The Knee Jerk
16 January 2011 1417 comments
Im Not Marshal Foch Im Not Marshal Foch
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With double game weeks aplenty, wildcards being dealt and delusions of grandeur in the minds of Fantasy Football managers across the globe, finding a bargain is going to be high on the list of things to do during the wildcard window in order to get the combination of players desired. How, therefore, might one go about finding a deal to quench the thirst for the best possible Fantasy football team for the forthcoming weeks?

Thankfully this weekend has presented or highlighted some areas which managers can exploit. Managers (real life ones) have shuffled the pack or brought in fresh faces and, in order to keep ahead of the game, it’s up to us to hunt the bargains down and take a gamble. This is the knee jerk so forgive me if these guys don’t play next week. Thou hast been warned.

Personally the area I like to be thrifty the most is in defence where you can find a bargain or two who might just pick up the odd 6 points by doing very little. The logic being that a cheap striker or midfield generally has to be half decent to get a goal or assist whereas a cheap defender only needs to play in a team with a moderate chance of a clean sheet in order to get an additional four points. So who has come to my attention over the weekend (and before) who might fit the bill? Read on people, read on;

Name: Kyle Walker Club: Aston Villa Position: Right Back Value: 4.0m

Walker has signed for Aston Villa on loan from Spurs for the remainder of the season. Whilst he had a quiet game today it is telling that Houllier threw him straight in at the deep end in the Midlands derby. A player with attacking intent, the England Under 19 international spent the early part of the season with QPR where he caught the eye for his marauding runs forward. If he can do the same for Villa, with the (albeit slim) chance of a cleansheet, at 4.0m he could be a real steal. Villa also have a double game week this weekend as well – Back of the net!

Name: Martin Kelly Club: Liverpool Position: Right Back Value: 4.2m

Since the return of King Kenneth one noticeable change has been the introduction of Martin Kelly at right back with the usual candidate Glen Johnson shifted to left back. Whilst there is no certainty this little arrangement will continue, Kelly has impressed in his recent starts and, before this, in Europe with the Reds. With another double game next week and the much maligned Paul Konchesky seemingly out of favour, Kelly may well be worthy of our attention. He even got an assist last week – Cashback!

Name: Johan Djourou Club: Arsenal Position: Centre Back (or midfield if you’re Chris Waddle) Value: 4.2m

He’s been chatted about a lot on the boards as a potential addition to our Fantasy Football teams and it’s understandable why. In the eight games that the Swiss international has finished this season he’s kept five clean sheets. He’s also picked up 6 points of the bonus variety as well which means he’s catching the eyes of the “experts’. Squillaci and Vermaelen would be the obvious threats to his place but they are currently both injured and, with favourable fixtures and a double game in the offing, now could be the time to invest. Jurassic Park!

Name: Stephen Carr Club: Birmingham Position: Right Back Value: 4.4m

Ok, he’s been about for ages and yeah his stats aren’t exactly amazing but look at Birmingham’s fixtures and consider the fact that the former Republic of Ireland international is a consistent in the heart (well on the right) of the Blues defence. Even if the right back only plays 90 minutes in game week 27 and concedes a goal in each thats a cool six points right there. Whilst we have to bear in mind fixture reshuffling due to cup commitments it doesn’t hurt to dream. Jackanackanory!

And by popular demand

Name: David Murphy Club: Birmingham Position: Left Back Value: 3.9m

He’s bald, looks a lot like Stephen Carr, plays for Birmingham (but on the opposite side) and offers the same potential as the vehicular named Irishman. The only difference is that he has been drafted in as replacement for the crocked Scott Dann, who looks set to miss the remainder of the season, with Ridgwell moving more centrally. At .5 less than the aforementioned Carr he offers greater value, but the risk could come should Alex McLeish look to the transfer market or should Martin Jiranek be given a nod centrally and Ridgewell moved out wide. Either way its a watch this space with Murphy. Smell my cheese!

  1. Animals & Scandals
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    What to do before DGW24?

    A) Bale -> Dempsey (no hit)
    OR:
    B) Varney -> DJ Campbell (no hit)
    OR:
    C) Rafael -> Vidic AND Bale->N'Zog (4 pt. hit)

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    1. Johnny Unitas
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I would go for (A),(B) is a crabby move and Varney is partial to a few BP's,(C) no point, as Rafael will play at least 1 game in the next GW

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      1. Animals & Scandals
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks!

        Who would you prefer of Dempsey or N'Zog, BTW?
        Both have DGW's, but Dempsey's fixtures probably better?

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  2. Egg noodle
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    i moved up 16 places this week. wtf?

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    1. Fray Bentos
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      next week try for 17

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    2. Johnny Unitas
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      lucky you, I dropped 74,000!

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  3. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    For a 4 point hit, which is better?

    a) Nasri & Bosingwa -> Adam & Vidic
    b) Nasri & Bosingwa -> Dempsey & Evra
    c) Neither

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  4. Johnny Unitas
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Playing the following team next week:

    Begovic (Foster)
    Bardsley/Vidic/Baines (Kolarov) (Simpson)
    Nani/Adam/VDV/N'Zogbia (Nasri)
    Rooney/Torres(C)/Campbell

    Is Kolarov OUT for 4 points worth it for another DGW to make 8 you think? Have 1m in bank so could afford any Fulham/Villa/Wigan/Pool defender, even though I want shot of Kolarov, I am not sure 4 is worth it for those defenders?

    Cheers

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    1. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      VDV over Nasri... interesting. My front eight will be the same as yours, although I've got Nasri pencilled in at the moment.

      Probably not worth taking a hit for a defender.

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      1. Johnny Unitas
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        With the chances he had today against United, I just see him as such a threat that he edges Nasri, plus there is the set piece potential of VDV, and, Wigan have not been leaking a load of goals either

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  5. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    part of my theory is so far, as i contemplate waynecardII;

    dempsey mightnt be up front, as dembele is back

    dj campbell is better to have than either of the united front liners.

    Discuss

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  6. manu4life99
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Thinking of getting Walcott,nzog or dempsey in for barton?
    Does there look like a bigger priority with this starting 11?

    Team (pre wc):

    Reina
    Rafael kolarov Coleman
    Nani nasri vdv Adam
    Tevez torres welbeck

    Subs: barton, shawx, konchesky

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  7. Milky
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Well I'm f***ed!

    Could really do with some of that luck my minileague rivals are soaked in.

    Should I get Torres in for Drogba this GW?

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  8. NorthernLoveClarkeX
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    How much faith have people got in Torres FINALLY doing the business and getting a decent FPL score next week? I backed him for ages up until Christmas, the threw him out after i had had enough! But suddenly, he looks rather attractive again...

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    1. ArcticJunkie
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'm going to keep him for the DGW, one more decent chance to proove his worth in my fantasy team.

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  9. ArcticJunkie
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Kolarov guys? best to get rid now or hold onto him?

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  10. 4-4-who?
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I'm on the verge of bringing Vidic and N'Zog in; lots of people going for Hangeland as a defensive choice.

    Having to ship out VdV (instead of Fabs or Nani) to bring in Vidic; must have a Man U defender this GW...

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  11. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I've got the Big Greek, is he likely to feature at all for the dgw? I know Agger was only ill today so expect him to start. Worth keeping?

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    1. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'd keep him; better to bring in another DGW player

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Already got Vida, Berba, Nani, Kyr, Adam, and thinking Torres in for Tevez

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        1. For Fuchs Sake
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Oooh also Stockdale.

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        2. 4-4-who?
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Not Torres...

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  12. Silva is Gold.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    My team for this week is:

    Al Habsi (Foster)
    Baines Vidic Hangeland (Kolarov Ridgewell)
    Dempsey Adam Nani Nzog (Fabs)
    DJ Berb Rodellga

    Disaster?

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    1. jimmythegent
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      benching fabregas..... now ive seen it all

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      1. 4-4-who?
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        +1. Has to start next week. big return due...

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      it could truly be a disaster if you put fabs on the bench at home to wigan 🙂 Otherwise, its actually a good team! i'd probably drop dj to the bench for fabs (dj games are against 2 of the strongest defences), although you might prefer the odds as he's got 2 games to get you something. personally i wouldn't drop fabregas though, he has the potential to do damage.

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    3. gledy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Benching Fabregas brilliant idea!

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  13. manu4life99
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Thinking of getting Walcott,nzog or dempsey in for barton?

    Does there look like a bigger priority with this starting 11?
    Team (pre wc):
    Reina

    Rafael kolarov Coleman

    Nani nasri vdv Adam

    Tevez torres welbeck
    Subs: barton, shawx, konchesky

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  14. 4-4-who?
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone got a view on N'Zog; better than Vaughan or Dempsey?

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  15. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    just say meireles goal...one AGAIN, it amazes me how defenders dont try to get their whole body in the way. Toure is always at it for City, Baines did it for Meireles goal- if he stands up, and dips his head to protect his nose, NO WAY that ball goes in. Instead, he runs towards him, then when he goes to shoot, he TURNS to the side, and looks AWAYYYYYY!!! Unbelieveable JEFF!

    Modern footballers are absolute chickenshits- I made two blocks in my game last week just like that, second one i got a bang on the nose but was fc uking grand in 2 minutes. If i was managing baines id have ragdolled him round the dressing room at half time. Fc uking chickenshits the lot of them

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    1. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Wolves defenders ALWAYS put their body in the way; 100 % commitment and 100% effort from Berra, Stearman, Elokobi means Wolves will stay up...

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    2. King Eric, in America
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I agree ... told the wife the same --- she was less than impressed with my analysis.

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    3. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Indeed. you'd think they'd be willing to it for 70 grand a week, huh?

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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        its absolutely shocking- little bitches, id seriously kill them. 44 who, ive noticed that alright, Richie Dunne does it aswell

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  16. Pack The Ripper
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Drogba and Raphael Out
    Vidic and Berbatov in (4 point hit)

    Good move?

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    1. jimmythegent
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      the more united coverage the better

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    2. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Wouldn't take a 4 pt hit for a defender...

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      1. jimmythegent
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        for vidic its worth it, even if he doesnt keep a clean sheet, he should get your 4 points back in two games

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        1. 4-4-who?
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          So +0 net return; genius

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          1. jimmythegent
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            vidic has goal threat and clean sheet ability. i mean 0 is probably the worst that could happen

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  17. Abstruse
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I only have 3DGW players for GW24, should I be concerened?

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    1. jimmythegent
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      yes

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      1. Abstruse
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks 😐

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    2. Lewis - Sky Pod
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      WC time

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  18. Somalion
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Sorry for the repost, could do with some help.

    So my WC team as it stands:

    VDS Begovic

    Coleman Carr Kolarov Hughes Djourou

    Fabs Nani VDV Ethers Adam

    Tevez Carrol RVP.

    Any suggestions?

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    1. jimmythegent
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Kolorov is a rotation risk, other than that its solid

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      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks for the advice. Just threw in Kolarov for the sake of him maybe coming good in the next few matches but I dont have a problem taking him out!

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    2. Andy1
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Kolarov?

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      1. Somalion
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Meh for a punt 😛

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        1. Andy1
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Other than that, its similar to what mine will look like.

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          1. Somalion
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            Well then heres hoping its a good team for both of us 😀

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  19. jimmythegent
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Hey guys

    Which two would you prefer for gameweek 24

    a) Hangeland and Torres
    b) Vidic and RVP

    Currently swaying towards b, why did rafael have to get sent off!

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    1. mufc802
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      b (just)

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    2. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Id say b definitely. Liverpool still have a lot of problems that need sorting out so Torres is just a no go for me. Id say there could be a possibility of RVP outscoring him even though he has a double.

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  20. 4-4-who?
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    yes; I will have 8 or 9...

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  21. _Freddo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Quick yes or no poll.

    Are we expecting two shut outs from United in the double week?

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      one at most for me

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Should be a cleanie against Brum. They'll just park the bus.
        I'd expect Blackpool to score one though.

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    2. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      No; 1 cleanie

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      1. _Freddo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        That's what I'm thinking, debating on whether to replace Rafael with Vidic but have Evra already, not sure if its worth it.

        Will leave it I think.

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    3. jimmythegent
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      birmingham yes, blackpool no

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    4. Johnny Unitas
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      No, just the one I think, I think Blackpool will score at home in a 1-3 affair

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  22. njfsdkffslkf
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Barcelona just wow,

    Another level to anything else.

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    1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      ah man seriously, im so sic of reading this shite form you every sunday. Things have ben good lately, really, they have! But go on ryanair there or aerlingus will you, and book yourself onto a flight to Barcelona for next Sunday (so we dont have to read this same SHEEEEITE from you next weekend), hit the Barca dressing rooms with some Lippy and a Jar of Lube, and get the fc uk over it.

      Puyol wil hammer you out of it for a start, and theres polenty more little feminine fairys that will get that obsession of yours back down to earth.

      Ta

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      1. Im Not Marshal Foch
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        wear a push up bra as well..

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      2. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        hehe

        RBJ does have a point to be fair...

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      3. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        hehe

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      4. Stat virgin
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        It's part of his deadly boring FFS comment weekly routine

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          i think it might be a DB bot, with preprogrammed comment times, of drivel. Lie the DJ 300 thousand in the Simpsons- " How bout that weather out there" , how bot that Ball game" etc. etc.

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      5. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Post Of The Week. 😆

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      6. Shakey
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        tres funny.

        I do feel sorry for DB though.

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      7. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        So much anger for a completely innocent post, and people stand in line to praise it. Pretty poor stuff.

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        1. njfsdkffslkf
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Cheers Garg. 😉

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          1. applebonkers
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            good comeback with the name though

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          2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 11 months ago

            there was no anger Garg, cop the fu c on for christ sake- it was affectation, cos he does it ever week. Gt over it

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  23. NorthernLoveClarkeX
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Best midfielder under 5.4?

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    1. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      adam

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      1. NorthernLoveClarkeX
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Already got him though! 🙁 anyone else? Barton, JArvis?

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        1. waitinginthelonggrass
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          barton

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        2. 4-4-who?
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Not Jarvis, just isn't happening for him; but Hunt or Milijas, who is playing so well - I had him until last week and needed to get Adam in for DGWs.

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  24. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Think im gonna get berbs instead of rvp this week

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    1. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Berbatov will only start one of next 2 league games imo

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      1. gledy
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        I think he'll start both.

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    2. Retro
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Is Squirtle The Turtle going to keep his spot in The New Regime?

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        if your referring to skrtel then affirmative

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        1. Retro
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Thanks. Didn't mean to be so obscure!

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  25. 4-4-who?
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Don't just follow the pack... 8 out of 10 WC teams will look like yours...

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  26. Lew
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    FFScout Fifa 11 VPers get online!!

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    1. Our Man Charlie
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      xbox live or ps3 ?

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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'll be on at 9

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    3. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'll be on later mate. You'll have to do without my midget anklebiter.

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Might give a deeper role a try, played CB a few days ago for the club, there's a lot of pressure there. Might join you in CDM if you don't mind the company

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        1. Attila the Bum
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Yeah its not as savage as CB, but you have to constantly be on the move to cover the fullbacks and att mids. If you wanna get your defensive accomplishments youre better off as a defender but I do like the def mid role.

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  27. waitinginthelonggrass
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    bardsley and barton to n'zogbia and hangeland for 4 point hit??

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  28. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Is it really worth getting Torres in for dgw, would be in place of Tevez?

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    1. waitinginthelonggrass
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      no IMO, also would you lose value on tevez?

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      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Should I get any Liverpool coverage then?

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        1. 4-4-who?
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 11 months ago

          Wolves will give Liverpool another slap; I see a Wolves 2-0 win.

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    2. 4-4-who?
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      Be serious please!

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  29. The Dynamo
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    I've looked at the top ten teams and they make transfers once every several game-weeks. So all this colorful fixtures, watchlists, and opta stats seem little overrated this year.

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    1. Nibbsy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 11 months ago

      I'd bet that most of the bottom teams only make occasional transfers too. All that stuff you mention is not a guarantee you'll finish first, but youre likely to do better. There's a huge amount of luck involved in being at the very top.

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      1. Nibbsy
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 11 months ago

        Plus all that stuff you mention is good fun 🙂

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  30. magpie007
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 11 months ago

    Hart replaced by Van der Sar
    Huth replaced by Skrtel
    Coleman replaced by Collins
    Elmohamady replaced by Djourou
    Nasri replaced by Kuyt
    Yaya Toure replaced by Adam
    Elmander replaced by Rodallega

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