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Szoboszlai	LIV	7.0m	94.2%	Maybe
Petrović	BOU	4.5m	87.1%	Unlikely
Mainoo	MUN	4.6m	83.3%	Unlikely
Henderson	CRY	5.0m	83.1%	Unlikely
Kayode	BRE	4.5m	82.6%	Unlikely
Alderete	SUN	4.1m	74.1%	Unlikely
Rodon	LEE	3.9m	73.7%	Unlikely
Gakpo	LIV	7.3m	72.7%	Unlikely
Thiaw	NEW	5.1m	72.1%	Unlikely
Anderson	NFO	5.5m	71.9%	Unlikely
Leno	FUL	4.9m	67.8%	Unlikely
Wan-Bissaka	WHU	4.1m	66.3%	Unlikely
A.Becker	LIV	5.4m	66.5%	Unlikely
Mitchell	CRY	5.0m	63.9%	Unlikely
Aït-Nouri	MCI	5.7m	61.5%	Unlikely
Igor Jesus	NFO	5.8m	60.1%	Unlikely
Thiago	BRE	7.3m	56.5%	Unlikely
Frimpong	LIV	5.7m	56.0%	Unlikely
Justin	LEE	3.9m	55.5%	Unlikely
Sarr	CRY	6.3m	51.8%	Unlikely
Kelleher	BRE	4.8m	51.2%	Unlikely
Cucurella	CHE	6.0m	48.4%	Unlikely
Damsgaard	BRE	5.6m	48.4%	Unlikely
Senesi	BOU	5.1m	47.4%	Unlikely
Aaronson	LEE	5.4m	47.4%	Unlikely
Bassey	FUL	4.4m	45.8%	Unlikely
Richards	CRY	4.4m	45.3%	Unlikely
Shaw	MUN	4.5m	43.0%	Unlikely
Virgil	LIV	6.3m	39.7%	Unlikely
Barry	EVE	5.7m	39.3%	Unlikely
Cunha	MUN	8.0m	38.0%	Unlikely
Aina	NFO	4.7m	38.2%	Unlikely
Amad	MUN	6.2m	38.2%	Unlikely
Gravenberch	LIV	5.5m	37.9%	Unlikely
Robinson	FUL	4.9m	37.7%	Unlikely
Saka	ARS	9.8m	34.8%	Unlikely
O'Reilly	MCI	5.0m	32.6%	Unlikely
Adli	BOU	5.4m	33.8%	Unlikely
Ødegaard	ARS	7.8m	33.5%	Unlikely
Ndiaye	EVE	6.2m	33.6%	Unlikely

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Enzo	CHE	6.6m	95.7%	Likely
Lucca	NFO	5.5m	99.5%	Maybe
Rogers	AVL	7.5m	99.2%	Maybe
Gvardiol	MCI	5.9m	84.0%	Unlikely
Ekitiké	LIV	9.3m	82.2%	Unlikely
Lamadrid	WHU	5.0m	83.0%	Unlikely
Valdimarsson	BRE	3.9m	82.9%	Unlikely
Strand Larsen	CRY	6.1m	81.4%	Unlikely
Burrowes	AVL	4.4m	81.1%	Unlikely
Kevin	FUL	5.8m	80.9%	Unlikely
McAidoo	MCI	4.5m	80.3%	Unlikely
Weiss	BUR	4.3m	80.1%	Unlikely
Spence	TOT	4.2m	79.7%	Unlikely
Areola	WHU	4.3m	78.9%	Unlikely
Merino	ARS	5.4m	73.5%	Unlikely
Travers	EVE	4.3m	73.1%	Unlikely
Gyökeres	ARS	8.8m	74.1%	Unlikely
Longstaff	LEE	4.8m	72.9%	Unlikely
Keane	EVE	4.6m	72.6%	Unlikely
Emenalo	CHE	4.5m	72.3%	Unlikely
Piroe	LEE	4.9m	71.6%	Unlikely
Rayan	BOU	5.6m	67.9%	Unlikely
Salmon	ARS	4.0m	70.6%	Unlikely
Trafford	MCI	4.5m	67.5%	Unlikely
Cullen	BUR	4.9m	67.1%	Unlikely
Grealish	EVE	6.3m	66.8%	Unlikely
Gusto	CHE	4.9m	66.7%	Unlikely
Johnson	CRY	6.5m	66.1%	Unlikely
Slonina	CHE	3.9m	65.5%	Unlikely
Trossard	ARS	6.6m	64.3%	Unlikely
Potts	WHU	4.4m	63.4%	Unlikely
Mbeumo	MUN	8.6m	62.0%	Unlikely
Steele	BHA	4.2m	62.0%	Unlikely
Moore	SUN	3.9m	60.3%	Unlikely
Reijnders	MCI	5.0m	60.0%	Unlikely
Fabianski	WHU	4.5m	60.6%	Unlikely
Milenković	NFO	5.1m	59.4%	Unlikely
Andrey Santos	CHE	4.5m	58.2%	Unlikely
Palmer	CHE	10.6m	56.4%	Unlikely
Saliba	ARS	6.1m	52.7%	Unlikely

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No Change	Kelleher	BRE	C
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	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	van Dijk	LIV	B
No Change	Gabriel Magalhães	ARS	A
No Change	Hill	BOU	A, £
Up	Thiaw	NEW	B
No Change	O’Reilly	MCI	A, OoP
No Change	Andersen	FUL	B
No Change	Muñoz	CRY	C
No Change	Kayode	BRE	B
No Change	Cash	AVL	C, Vs
No Change	Rodon	LEE	B, Vs, £

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No Change	Bruno Fernandes	MUN	A
Up	Palmer	CHE	C
Up	Gordon	NEW	B
No Change	Wilson	FUL	A
Down	Semenyo	MCI	B
No Change	Dango Ouattara	BRE	B
No Change	Rogers	AVL	C, Vs
No Change	Ismaila Sarr	CRY	B
No Change	Rice	ARS	C
No Change	Tavernier	BOU	B, £
No Change	Anderson	NFO	B, £
No Change	Stach	LEE	B, Vs, £

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No Change	Haaland	MCI	B
No Change	Thiago	BRE	B
No Change	Ekitiké	LIV	B
No Change	João Pedro	CHE	A
No Change	Bowen	WHU	B
No Change	Calvert-Lewin	LEE	C, Vs

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[sbu_large_image] Transfers

Window Watch – Chelsea Begin Torres Talks

31 January 2011 1833 comments

Mark

Liverpool have officially confirmed that a fee of the transfer of Fernando Torres to Chelsea has been agreed.

The sum involved has yet to be confirmed but, according to reports and day-long speculation, we can expect something in the region of £50 million. Incredible. Torres is currently on his way to Stamford Bridge where he will be expected to undergo a medical and discuss terms ahead of tonight’s 11pm transfer deadline.

This move was always going to be pivotal to the day’s events and so it proved, with Liverpool reacting to Chelsea’s move for their striker 48-hours ago by agreeing an incredible £35 million deal for Newcastle’s Andy Carroll. Expectations have been shattered along with transfer records on a quite staggering transfer deadline day.

A full summary of the day’s events will follow and, once we have confirmation, we will also bring you Scout Reports on both Torres and Carroll, assessing their potential at their new clubs.

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Attila the Bum
15 years, 2 months ago
Just to confirm, Xisco has completed his loan move to Deportivo La Coruna, on loan until end of the season with option to purchase.

One small bright sliver of light in this eternal dark arsehole of a day.
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1. TheHazard
  15 years, 2 months ago
  35 million isn't a silver lining? That's day light robbery ffs!
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  1. Attila the Bum
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Hazard £35million + is only good or relevant to me if the money is reinvested in the club. It won't be. It just means a rich fat man who I dislike has become richer while the club I support has been weakened. Why on Earth should I be happy about that?
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    1. TheHazard
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Who knows what will happen in the summer? Newcastle are not in a position to turn down that kind of deal - tw*t chairman or no tw*t chairman.
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2. Syd.
  15 years, 2 months ago
  ATM... Were you not mocking Sunderland fans yesterday for selling their best player?
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  1. Syd.
    15 years, 2 months ago
    ATB..
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    1. Attila the Bum
      15 years, 2 months ago
      No, I was mocking a Mackem for saying Andy Carroll should join a big club. The reason for said mocking was that their best player joined Aston Villa.
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3. GREENDREAMS11
  15 years, 2 months ago
  i think its a great bit of business for Newcastle attila, like you say its all down to what they do with the cash but to get that amount of money for him is just staggering.
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TommyK
15 years, 2 months ago
Harry Redknapp had to go to Spain to get mugged, Kenny Dalglish just sat at home and phoned Mike Ashley.

From twitter.....

😛
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1. Voronin
  15 years, 2 months ago
  You mean Comoli......
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2. jamsiep
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Nice.
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qwerty
15 years, 2 months ago
Walcott in for Nasri the best move this round?
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  yup, i think so
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bobn
15 years, 2 months ago
a charlie adam move will be the final straw which forces my WC into play in a crazy day of transfer shenanigans.

mental.
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Adam in or out you mean?
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  1. bobn
    15 years, 2 months ago
    out. not intestered taking a risk in holding carroll, torres or adam if they move.
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2. Voronin
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Why?
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  1. bobn
    15 years, 2 months ago
    cant see adam or carroll when fit walking into the team.
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    1. Voronin
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Hahahaha....
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    2. Smurf
      15 years, 2 months ago
      You think that a player who has broke the british transfer record (obviously 2nd if when the Torres switch happens) will not walk into the team when fit? I assume you also think Suarez may be next to Carrol on the bench watchin as Ngog takes the frontline?
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3. Granville
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Adam is staying at Blackpool, apparently after a heated exchange with the chairman. He can't be happy.
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  1. Voronin
    15 years, 2 months ago
    1hr 40m to go......
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  2. bobn
    15 years, 2 months ago
    harsh on the player imo.
    
    will the next charlie adam move to blackpool if he knows his career progression will effectively be blocked? a dead-end club.
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    1. Trilogist
      15 years, 2 months ago
      muppet comment that!
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The Bandit
15 years, 2 months ago
Looks like Chubby Chaz staying at Blackpool!
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1. Screaming Midget
  15 years, 2 months ago
  It's all good.
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2. Syd.
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Good stuff.. Need him for the DGW
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  1. Granville
    15 years, 2 months ago
    An unsettled Charlie Adam, mmm still will get rid I think.
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    1. AP
      15 years, 2 months ago
      +1
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    2. jamsiep
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Before West Ham at home and then a double week with two home fixtures? I'll be keeping him definitely...
      
      He's a professional footballer, he should be able to just get on with the disappointment of not being able to move to Liverpool. He can always, and probably will, leave in the summer.
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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        west ham, then home doubler..... Yeah lads, you two get rid, and keep preaching that gospel loud and clear round these parts
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      2. Jack Tatum
        15 years, 2 months ago
        And he played well enough while the club withheld his bonus payments from last season
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    3. Syd.
      15 years, 2 months ago
      West Ham followed by a DGW... I would hold onto him...
      
      Probably promised a 1 million bonus if Blackpool stay up
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    4. DickFranDyke
      15 years, 2 months ago
      For sure, roll on wildcard week.
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    5. Trilogist
      15 years, 2 months ago
      unsettled?
      
      you obv don't understand the type of player that Adam is. He will always do the best for us! So be sure to keep counting your bonus points.
      
      *sigh*
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      1. Demí
        15 years, 2 months ago
        +1000000000000000000000
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3. Gargamel
  15 years, 2 months ago
  So at last a club wins a battle against a player. Well done Blackpool.
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Spoiler
15 years, 2 months ago
this guy must feel like a tit now..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3318374/LIVERPOOL-fan-Shaun-McCormack-has-changed-his-name-to-Fernando-Torres.html
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1. SuperDorrans
  15 years, 2 months ago
  looool, copied my whole comment much? lol
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  1. Spoiler
    15 years, 2 months ago
    i didnt see it honest!
    
    saw it on twitter
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andy85wsm
15 years, 2 months ago
Sounds like Adam is staying at Blackpool.

I've put my wildcard away
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  to keep him you mean, right? were you going to sell if he moved?
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  1. andy85wsm
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Yup.
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Dark_Mata
15 years, 2 months ago
With my WC window closing too, can anyone please shed advice on this team. should i lose Torres / Adam as everyone seems to be?

Stockdale (Foster)
Kelly Djourou Hutton (Walker, Coleman)
Nani Fabs VDV Adam (Malouda)
Torres RVP Berba

also, will Suarez be available on FF before next GW?
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1. Voronin
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Torres and Adam won't be leaving the Prem you do realise that. They are both going to better clubs, if they move.
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  1. Dark_Mata
    15 years, 2 months ago
    if i sell Torres, I can get Kolarov and Bosingwa instead of Hutton and someone
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    1. flyover
      15 years, 2 months ago
      You sure you want Bosingwa, now? Ivanovic may be moving to the right, with Luiz in the mix.
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    2. Dai Chicken Pie
      15 years, 2 months ago
      I believe bosingwa is likely to be bench fodder now
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2. yLLacs
  15 years, 2 months ago
  y bench malouda
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3. Vpan
  15 years, 2 months ago
  dont get me wrong, but I think this team is impossible to make, its too expensive for you.
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TommyK
15 years, 2 months ago
Guy on twitter who appears to be kind of reliable:

"Blackpool apparently dragging their heels a bit on Adam, player said to be very frustrated. Trying to get more detail."
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1. TommyK
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Saw something else on twitter that said the reason sky had stopped taking bets may be due to large sums being placed on him staying at Blackpool....
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Mulder
15 years, 2 months ago
Suarez and the new players should be available by the weekend
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  cheers, you dont mean by Weds, thats the next GW...?
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2. SuperDorrans
  15 years, 2 months ago
  He'll play against Stoke.
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Long ago I drew a walrus
15 years, 2 months ago
35 million for Andy Carroll who was playing in the championship at this time last year? suddenly 7.4 million for Bebe doesnt seem so bad... 😀
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1. SuperDorrans
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Gary Hooper who cost Celtic £2m scored more goals than Carroll in the Championship.
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  1. Voronin
    15 years, 2 months ago
    And he will sell for more. Carroll cost NUFC £0.00.
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2. Voronin
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Well one will play the other doesn't. Not excusing £35m but not comparable. Berbatov for £32m is comparable.
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  1. AP
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Berba was proven in the bundesliga and champions league to a lesser extent. Carroll isn't. Saying that, a combo of him and Suarez could be very dangerous.
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    1. DickFranDyke
      15 years, 2 months ago
      If they had a decent supply maybe but they haven't so fear not.
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    2. Voronin
      15 years, 2 months ago
      That what I mean. It puts his price tag into even more question when proven strikers go / went for less. Suarez has proved himself and was £12m cheaper. Buying potential only works if that potential is realised, £35m is to much to risk.
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      1. Voronin
        15 years, 2 months ago
        Not that we had much choice when needing a striker so badly at short notice with money to burn. We were always gonna get stung.
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3. Gargamel
  15 years, 2 months ago
  There is no deal that can make the Bebe deal seem good tbh
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  1. AP
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Bebe 7m. Hernandez 7m. Win some, lose some.
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    1. Gargamel
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Absolutely
      
      The thing with the Bebe transfer is that it's so hilarious though, for the obvious reasons
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      1. AP
        15 years, 2 months ago
        Carlos Quiroz stitch up, and now he's upto his tricks again with some spazzo Portuguese keeper.
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    2. TommyK
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Cristiano Ronaldo £12.4m
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  2. TheHazard
    15 years, 2 months ago
    We signed Akinbiyi for a similar fee...
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    1. AP
      15 years, 2 months ago
      That's win some clearly 😉
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      1. TheHazard
        15 years, 2 months ago
        do me a favour, love
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Eeggs
15 years, 2 months ago
ffs faithful - please confirm my thinking that i really have to wildcard now (even if the adam deal doesn't go through)...
current team:
Jaask/Krul
Evra/Jara/Gohouri/Konchesky/Coleman
VDV/Nasri/Nani/Adam/N'Zogbia
Berbatov/Torres/Tevez

GW25 will be a shocker otherwise no?
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Romford Pele - Don't w…
15 years, 2 months ago
when torres signs they will probably say something about his availability fro tomorrow. cant wait for the article on torres/carroll!
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tristanabc
15 years, 2 months ago
Foster Al-habsi
Ferdinand Coleman Bardsley Djourou Hangeland
N'zogbia Adam Fabregas VDV Nani
Berbs Tevez RVP

Gameweek 27: Tevez-->Odemwingie Adam-->Young N'zogbia-->Cahill

4 point hit

Thoughts?

Should I make a change next week?
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1. tristanabc
  15 years, 2 months ago
  or should i jusgt do ferdinand-->rafael for gw25
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Dark_Mata
15 years, 2 months ago
i'm going B, but it is a dilemma isnt it
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1. Andy1
  15 years, 2 months ago
  I can't decide who to go with myself - have B at the moment.
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SuperDorrans
15 years, 2 months ago
Anyone who doesn't have SSN on at the moment?
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1. andy85wsm
  15 years, 2 months ago
  me.
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  1. DickFranDyke
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Me. They are all drama queens.
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2. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  me. but I'm in NZ so I can't...
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3. Syd.
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Moi
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4. Gargamel
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Me 😉
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5. jamsiep
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Apparently Bruma is going to Leicester...
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  1. SuperDorrans
    15 years, 2 months ago
    No way. 🙁
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    1. Syd.
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Super Sven Strikes Again
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  2. Mulder
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Please tell me it's at least just loaned?
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    1. jamsiep
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Yeppers. Sven loves a good loan signing.. That's PVA and Bruma we've now given them.
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      1. Gargamel
        15 years, 2 months ago
        I hope he does something great with that side, he deserves to be looked upon in a different light over on your island!
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      2. TheHazard
        15 years, 2 months ago
        8) yoink
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6. Ringo
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Me
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7. Sputnikboy
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Me. Watching Relaocation: Phil Down Under lol 🙂 the life feed is on my laptop though.
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Dark_Mata
15 years, 2 months ago
if Adam doesn't move, he will indeed be more than a little miffed as on the BBC. thats bound to affect him on-field, right?
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1. Demí
  15 years, 2 months ago
  no way
  adam will still give 100% for the club whilst he's there. He knows he will get his move in the summer anyway, so sell him at your peril.
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nixsy
15 years, 2 months ago
I want to get rid of Torres. Which is better this week Tevez or RVP?

I also have Berbatov and Carrol rotting away on the bench
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  RVP but Berbs on your bench? WTF
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2. alsybach
  15 years, 2 months ago
  why would you have BERBATRON on your bench you muncher!!????
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bobn
15 years, 2 months ago
harsh on adam imo.

will the next charlie adam move to blackpool if he knows his career progression will effectively be selfishly blocked? a dead-end club.
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1. Dark_Mata
  15 years, 2 months ago
  i still think he'll go. if not, he will in summer
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2. andy85wsm
  15 years, 2 months ago
  He wasn't known until he went to Blackpool and got in the prem. They'll let him go in the summer and if he's that good he will still be wanted
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  1. bobn
    15 years, 2 months ago
    what if hes not that good and he knows it? what if this his one chance at a big club?
    
    they play about 10k a week too so theyre holding him back financially.
    
    plus they tried to jerk him out of his bonuses and he had to take them to court.
    
    shabby club. they should be congratulating him and waving him off.
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applebonkers
15 years, 2 months ago
i thought adam had gone already. i trusted who ever posted that is was a done deal on here a few hours ago.
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1. jamsiep
  15 years, 2 months ago
  First rule of transfer deadline day: Never trust anyone.
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  1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Not just transfer deadline day, any deadline day on this site.
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    1. Jack Tatum
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Was it the prophet Alonso14?
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  2. Dark_Mata
    15 years, 2 months ago
    second rule... if you're new, you have to transfer.
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  3. TommyK
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Third rule of transfer deadline day: Don't talk about transfer deadline day
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    1. The one who has a knock
      15 years, 2 months ago
      I am Charlie's blocked transfer duct.
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      1. Dark_Mata
        15 years, 2 months ago
        lol my ass off, thats hilarious.
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    2. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Fourth rule of deadline day: You do not talk about deadline day
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  4. jamsiep
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Second rule of transfer deadline day: No biting.
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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      15 years, 2 months ago
      You ruined it
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    2. TommyK
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Liverpool already infringed that when they signed Suarez..... 😉
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2. TommyK
  15 years, 2 months ago
  As long as he carries on playing for them without pulling a hissy fit then I don't mind.....
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Attila the Bum
15 years, 2 months ago
More tragedy

RobbieSavage8 Robbie Savage
Breaking news I will retire at the end of the season !! Now that's gotta be worth 100 million to football fans x
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1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
  15 years, 2 months ago
  them, and outdoor clothing companies
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SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
15 years, 2 months ago
Huge, Huge news..

Robbie Savage retiring at end of season!!!
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1. Attila the Bum
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Keep up in the cheap seats 😉
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  1. andy85wsm
    15 years, 2 months ago
    You both took ages to put it on here!
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Dark_Mata
15 years, 2 months ago
Why is everyone going potty over Dempsey? Is it to achieve a .2 point rise and sell strategy? he's a good player but poor fixtures after this one.
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Gargamel
15 years, 2 months ago
And also proven in the Premiership over a longer period

Oh I LOVED that Leverkusen side by the way. Lucio, Ze Roberto, Ballack, Berbatov etc
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1. TheHazard
  15 years, 2 months ago
  +1 immense team built on damn shrewd signings
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cucumber
15 years, 2 months ago
who else is planning on using their WC next week?
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1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
  15 years, 2 months ago
  id say loads of people...what, you want names? How many would sway you to using yours? 50 thousand? Gimme a number, ill get the names
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2. Fray Bentos
  15 years, 2 months ago
  you only need to wait until Saturday to play the GW27 WC
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3. alsybach
  15 years, 2 months ago
  If you play it before the deadline of gameweek 26 that gives you the chance of having 2 freebies in week 28 which might be handy with a few of the teams having blank gameweeks........food for thought......
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tristanabc
15 years, 2 months ago
ferdinand or rafael for this gameweek
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1. Mulder
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Will both probably keep a cleansheet. Get rafael though could be a season keeper
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Dark_Mata
15 years, 2 months ago
Adam > Park? He's way cheap and back in Manchester now.... frees us Hutton> Kolarov for me... god I hate this f*cking game.

I'm supposed to be at work...
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RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
15 years, 2 months ago
dear Andrex, ill be wiping my shitty arse with supermarket generic brands from now on. Fcuuk you and your poxy CGi puppies.
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1. Attila the Bum
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Christ you really get annoyed by anything eh?
  It's admirable! 🙂
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  1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
    15 years, 2 months ago
    anything that annoys me, annoys me 😀
    
    its like this right- if marketing companies want to treat me like an idiot, they can go an whistle. Those puppies were cute, i like animals, and id buy it the odd time. If they think i wont notice now theyve tried to cut costs by getting an animator, and not paying a bleeding dog, they can ask my supermarket-clean hole. Email is sent.
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    1. Attila the Bum
      15 years, 2 months ago
      not paying a bleeding dog
      
      😆 Funniest comment I've read on here in a long time. Nice one.
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    2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
      15 years, 2 months ago
      *meant to add, if you listen to radio ads, and tv ads, theyre pure shite! No writing goes into them, radio ads like those on newstalk especially, they are absolutely shocking- they may as well just repeat the name of something over and over again. It'd be less annoying.
      
      Anyway, next time u have the radio on,listen to the ads, youll see what i mean. Pure cack. I especially hate that latest macdonalds one, with that muppet at the end with his stupid face saying ' it'd ruin the cheese' . I would literally bash his skull in with a paperweight, or more approriately, the director/scriptwriter that oversaw the process. I hate modern consumer culture mainly because of this shite. (oh, and because its all shite anyway theyre selling us)
      
      Mogsy-style rant, Over
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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        ** in other words, theyre treating us like uidiots, which, a large proportion of us are, but its still contempt.
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    3. AP
      15 years, 2 months ago
      Cut costs by getting an animator? Have you any idea how much that advert costs to make? Hundreds of thousands of pounds. A trained dog and a can of pedigree chum might just undercut it.
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      1. jamsiep
        15 years, 2 months ago
        Simmer down Mr. Photo Shop.
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      2. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        Bollox, ive worked on short films and animators can bang that shit up in no time. Hundreds of thousand my arse.
        
        to get a space, a crew, make the dog be cute, equipment, time, food, crew wages, maintain crew contracts, pay salaries....versus have an animator set up a template that varies when they choose to rehash the ad...
        
        Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all full up here
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        jamsiep
        15 years, 2 months ago
        This should be interesting....
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        RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        * and thats if the advertising agency is big. If it isnt, shit like that puts small agencies and people out of work. The price the ad agency would charge the company each time would be huge as they pass on the costs of maintaining staff.
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        AP
        15 years, 2 months ago
        My job is animation for broadcast, you literally have no idea what you're talking about but please go on. 🙂
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        RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        i do know what im talking about cost wise in my experience. Crews cost alot more than a few dudes in an animating studio.
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        AP
        15 years, 2 months ago
        A few dudes in a studio didn't make that. Honestly i don't know why i'm bothering but here we go:
        
        As well as the probable 10-15 creatives, account handlers and producers from the ad agency responsible for the advert, the animation studio hired will have a director, storyboard artist, modeller, score of character animators, compositors and editors working for 2-3 months AT LEAST on an advert like that with regular back and forth between the studio and the army of stooges at the agency. The total cost of all these people will be more than a crew and a puppy for a day or two.
        
        I should say, i hate that advert, i think it's horrible but if you think it's cost cutting you are having an absolute laugh.
        
        Anyway FOOTBALL YEAH!
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        RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        let's agree to disagree 😛
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        RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        I DONT AGREE TO THAT! :-d
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    4. alsybach
      15 years, 2 months ago
      you have had so much lube around your ring piece you could use sand paper to wipe your arse with and not feel a thing........
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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        jog on
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      15 years, 2 months ago
      RBJ,
      
      You do realise that Saturday nights' extraordinary ScoutCast had an implicit message for you in it?
      
      I'd take heed. Personally, I think you're in serious danger of being warned off.
      
      I'm sure the more discerning readers/posters amongst us wouldn't want that.
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      1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        missed that, dont listen to the scoutcast. What was it? Did they say no more talk of andrex CGI versus andrex real puppy? 🙂
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        15 years, 2 months ago
        No, they didn't and you really should listen to it. Basically, you've been subliminaly nudged towards the T&Cs. I other words, behave or you're history - persona non grata.
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        RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
        15 years, 2 months ago
        i dont understand? there were about 6 people majorly modded last week, and i wasnt involved. Spiv, appreciate the concern, but i rarely get my goat up unless prodded (don't get Wound up by the likes of that idiot alsybach above looking to do a WUM, the little bitch he is), and theyve tolerated me for nearly 4 years on here at this point. If they wanna get rid of me, theyd be doin me a favour to be honest 🙂
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2. DickFranDyke
  15 years, 2 months ago
  Martin Lewis recommends Tesco recycled - 9 rolls @ £1.99. Not sure what it's recycled from though but he says its not puppies.
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  1. Jack Tatum
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Tesco recycled toilet paper "From our arses to yours". Nice
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Jack Tatum
15 years, 2 months ago
Berbatov also had 2 good seasons with Spurs
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Andy1
15 years, 2 months ago
The BBC website currently has this:

Dean Sturridge [Chelsea - Bolton] Loan

Maybe its a big ploy by Chelsea!!
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1. andy85wsm
  15 years, 2 months ago
  A ploy to achieve what?
  
  He's going on loan to Bolton btw
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  1. Andy1
    15 years, 2 months ago
    Dean Sturridge? Didn't he retire 10 years ago?
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