[sbu_large_image] Injuries
15 February 2011 1309 comments
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Just one Premier League game tonight (and the first of our doubles), but we’d thought we’d open the Dugout Discussion as it coincides with the return of European football. I’m guessing nothing less than a Birmingham City clean sheet will be warmly received on these parts, but hopefully an entertaining game in Italy will ease our pain if that doesn’t come to fruition.

The lineups from St. Andrews are in…

Birmingham XI: Foster, Carr, Johnson, Jiranek, Ridgewell, Larsson, Ferguson, Gardner, Bentley, Martins, Zigic

Newcastle XI: Harper, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Barton, Tiote, Nolan, Gutierrez, Lovenkrands, Best

So Obafemi Martins starts against his former club, and partners Nikola Zigic up front for the home side.

Elsewhere, Mario Balotelli returned for Man City as a substitute as they drew in Greece, and Rafael Van der Vaart makes a return to Spurs’ starting line-upin the San Siro.

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  1. PFOR
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 14 days ago

    Awful first half, played at a training match pace.

    Sandro has been decent, he should get more chances in the league.

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    1. grapesland
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      15 years, 14 days ago

      maybe the european football suits him better

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  2. andy85wsm
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    2 - Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been caught offside more times (2) than he has had shots (1) in the 1st half. Wonky.

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    1. IAmTheWalrus
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      hes like Uruguay really

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      1. Damo.
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        Don't worry snooch, I got it 😉

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  3. Attila the Bum
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    15 years, 14 days ago

    Toon 1st Half Analysis

    Best players so far - Enrique, Mr T, Lovenkrands, Jonas, Harper
    Worst players so far - Nolan for sure and Archbishop Barton isn't having a great game so far.

    I know he isn't Van Basten but I quite like Lovenkrands, he is an intelligent forward who always works hard.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Fascinating, keep up the good work.

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      1. The Bandit
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        You trying to alienate everyone ?

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        1. Hank
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          He's probably just a bit sandy down below due to yesterday (and the whole season).

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          1. Attila the Bum
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            It's his meat free diet too. Only so much hippy rubbish a man can eat before he develops into a complete mangina, I fear it is too late for young Jamsie.

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            1. Gargamel
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              🙁

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              1. Attila the Bum
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                Don't worry, I'm sure his regular 'meat injections' from kind punters will help reverse this worrying trend. 😉

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                1. Gargamel
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                  15 years, 14 days ago

                  I have no idea what this post means.

                  Meat is murder.

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                  1. The Bandit
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                    15 years, 14 days ago

                    Each to their own Garg, not the place to impose your views!

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                  2. Gargamel
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                    15 years, 13 days ago

                    You really think I was trying to impose my views on anyone Wild Rover?

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        2. jamsiep
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          15 years, 14 days ago

          What you saying here Wild Rover? That Attila's post wasn't fascinating? 😉

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          1. greghammer95
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            Oh give it a rest. Alright I'll except no-one gives one about my life. However what I posted yesterday was kinda relevant to the original comment. You are a bit. Lets just say. Patronising.

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          2. Cheggers
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            15 years, 14 days ago

            Evenin JP,

            You should see the sh1t I've just done. It was huge.

            Thought I was going to have to give the wife a shout to bring in the gas and air.

            I thought you'd wana know.

            Cheers, c ya

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            1. greghammer95
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              😆 😆 😆

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    2. grapesland
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      would be delighted if they kept the CS and my dear Simpson ended up at 12 points this gw, stay in there!

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        +1
        Horrible pitch though so passes are wayward and mistakes likely, I'm pretty sure we'll see more goals.

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    3. alsybach
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      15 years, 14 days ago

      best player for the mag shite.........its a struggle.....but I am going for Andy Carroll......is he playing tonight??

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      1. Akers
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        You not heard? Those scouse mugs paid £35m for him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        Haha.
        Your username doesn't half amuse me. Only a monkey mackem could fail to see the irony in it.
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHsSEDiZg

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        1. alsybach
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          a man of his talent will play for a big club one day...........he just needs to catch Quinny in a good mood......

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  4. applebonkers
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    whatever it is about ibrahimovic he is woeful against the english sides. only kamikazee defending from vermaelen has ever made him look decent (against english sides)

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    1. Gargamel
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      Unfortunately true. Also goes some way towards explaining why opinions on him are so different in England compared to the rest of Europe.

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      1. Gargamel
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        He knows it himself too, that is why he turned down that 500 000 a week bid from Man City in the summer, because he's not well suited to the English style.

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      2. applebonkers
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        the only reason.

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    2. Bigo1
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      15 years, 14 days ago

      Don not overwrite Ibra; he always plays like that but normally gets to score with one or two genius moves

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    3. grapesland
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      "What John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange"

      -Zlatan Ibrahimovic

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      1. Gargamel
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        15 years, 14 days ago

        I love that. There is a hilarious clip when a Swedish journalist gives him an orange to do some tricks, but Zlatan just tells him to eat it instead. "It's good for you" 😆

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          He's got previous with journalists

          “Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay… and bring your sister!”

          Brilliant.

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          1. Gargamel
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            🙂

            He's completely hilarious. Far and away the funniest footballer I know.

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    4. PFOR
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      Yep, I remember he was awful at OT.

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  5. jamsiep
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    I hope Ibra scores at least twice in the second half, just to shut everyone up.

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    1. greghammer95
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      ^^
      ^^
      ^^
      ^^

      Maybe I left out a word.

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    2. applebonkers
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      he has been pants though whenever we see him on tv against english sides. so much so that you can confidently say he will be lucky to score once let alone twice.
      we hear of this great striker then always see this ineffective poser. it doesn't help the most of the time we see him he's up against either the england defence or man utd/chelsea defence which is never easy.

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  6. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    15 years, 14 days ago

    James Collins still has his 6 points for a clean sheet against Blackpool....doesn't affect anybody you say? Fair point, but might be worth a couple of places. Then again, probbaly not.

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    1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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      Never mind just realised he came on after 27 mins. Damn eggs everywhere.

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  7. IAmTheWalrus
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    hes right, that was clever VDV

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  8. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    Sooooooo close VDV. Tekkers.

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  9. greghammer95
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    15 years, 14 days ago

    Best goal. Guiterez assist. -1 for Foster. Meh. Good for West Ham I suppose.

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  10. Attila the Bum
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    YEEEEEEEEES!
    Best goal Jonas assist

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  11. Akers
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    Super save.

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  12. IAmTheWalrus
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    15 years, 14 days ago

    nevermind ibra disagreements
    whats the opinion on pato

    this boy is quality! but has yet to set any stage alight, and didnt even make the world cup!

    opinions?

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    1. grapesland
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      15 years, 13 days ago

      there are rumours going in brazil after the galliani visit, that milan are set to snub Ganso because of the uncertainity around his injury, and go for Neymar instead, as they are ready to offload Pato to the premier league, no club mentioned, maybe the natural replacment for anelka?

      Anyways, Pato is a raw talent, but yet to be tuned into the worldstar he has every chance to become

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      1. jamsiep
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        Pato-Ganso-Neymar
        Torres

        Bang!

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          I think Torres has already played for Spain.

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  13. Boom!!!
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    excellent save would have been yepes goal 🙁

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  14. Dalek
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    0-2 best

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  15. jamsiep
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    Nice one Birmingham. Grrrr...

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    1. Attila the Bum
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      😆

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      1. jamsiep
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        Ah well, clean sheet is already gone so not the end of the world.... Still clinging onto the hope that Birmingham get relegated, so it's not all bad.

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  16. More Cowbell
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    15 years, 14 days ago

    Best goal, Jonas assist.

    Anyone got any of that? No? Me either.

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    1. PFOR
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      My main rival has Best 😕

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    2. Waldaz
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      Rival ahead of me in my league has Best, classic.

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  17. The relentless pursuit of p…
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    damn you Birmingham! 😛

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  18. Dalek
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    aaah well, another 5 mins until Jose enrique gives me my 4 points clean sheet bonus to go onto his already 10pts, plus no doubt bonuses....now watch birmingham make it 1-2

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  19. MrAnderson
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    15 years, 13 days ago

    Come on Zigic lets have a goal from ya.

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  20. Attila the Bum
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    That Zigic is a right dirty git. 😕

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  21. Akers
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    Blatant red that.

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    1. Locarno
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      Don't say that - I've backed a red card.

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  22. David Davros
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    Flamini is a massive cvnt

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  23. Locarno
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    15 years, 13 days ago

    To Liverpool fans: Thank you for Nathan Eccleston...

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    1. Dalek
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      your welcome 😛

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  24. jamsiep
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    errr... red card anyone?!

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  25. Gargamel
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    Disgusting tackle.

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    1. andy85wsm
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      by who? Not watching 🙁

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      1. Boom!!!
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        flamini who else 😉

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      2. PFOR
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        Flamini

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    2. jamsiep
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      Astonishing refereeing.

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  26. The relentless pursuit of p…
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    How is that not red?

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  27. Akers
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    Absolutely pathetic stuff from the Milan players.

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  28. Hank
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    I know where Flamini learnt that sort of tackle...

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    1. Gargamel
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      Couldn't resist, could you? 🙂

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      1. Hank
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        Well he did! 😀

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    2. jamsiep
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      Marseille?

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      1. Boom!!!
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        training centre fc.

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    3. JCrosbie
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      from playing utd?

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  29. applebonkers
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    disgracefully bottled by the ref. now we'll have to watch hutton help throw away clean sheets for spurs

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  30. Attila the Bum
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    15 years, 13 days ago

    Martins off
    Jerome on

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