| Player | Club | Factors | |
|---|---|---|---|
| No Change |  Raya Martin | ARS | B |
| No Change |  Sanchez | CHE | B |
| No Change |  Pickford | EVE | B |
| No Change |  Henderson | CRY | C |
| Up |  Petrovic | BOU | C, Vs |
| No Change |  Verbruggen | BHA | C |
| No Change |  Dubravka | BUR | C, £ |
| Player | Club | Factors | |
|---|---|---|---|
| No Change |  Gabriel Magalhães | ARS | A |
| No Change |  Chalobah | CHE | B |
| No Change |  Senesi | BOU | B, Vs |
| No Change |  Mukiele | SUN | B |
| No Change |  Lacroix | CRY | C |
| No Change |  Tarkowski | EVE | B |
| No Change |  Cash | AVL | B |
| No Change |  van Hecke | BHA | C |
| No Change |  van Dijk | LIV | B |
| No Change |  Andersen | FUL | C |
| Player | Club | Factors | |
|---|---|---|---|
| No Change |  Bruno Fernandes | MUN | A |
| Up |  Rice | ARS | C |
| No Change |  Fernández | CHE | A |
| No Change |  Rogers | AVL | B |
| No Change |  Semenyo | MCI | A |
| No Change |  Wilson | FUL | A |
| No Change |  Wirtz | LIV | A |
| No Change |  Bruno Guimarães | NEW | A, Inj |
| No Change |  Ndiaye | EVE | C |
| No Change |  Anderson | NFO | A, £ |
| Player | Club | Factors | |
|---|---|---|---|
| No Change |  Haaland | MCI | B |
| No Change |  Thiago | BRE | B |
| No Change |  Ekitiké | LIV | B |
| No Change |  Bowen | WHU | A |
| Down |  Watkins | AVL | B, Inj |
| Up |  Kroupi | BOU | B, Vs, £ |
| No Change |  Calvert-Lewin | LEE | C, VsX |
Mark Tottenham’s stunning victory in Milan riled Gennaro Gattuso to the point of head-butting a 59-year-old and completely overshadowed Newcastle’s fine 2-0 win at St Andrews. Well almost. European matches make lovely distractions but it’s events on a damp evening in Birmingham that really matter to us Fantasy Managers…
“This was only the second time Tevez and Dzeko had played together and they need time to gel. They need more games together”
A lug is not a bad option. Can still hear with it off and can hide the scar with long hair or grow a new one on a mouses back from stem cells 😀
Was really hoping someone would reply fail there. 🙂
What a blithering idiot :D. At the top of the page as well
lol
i'm still convinced on the ear idea
would you want to look like marvin nash from reservoir dogs?
I've changed mine from ear to one of my middle toes. Otherwise I won't be able to wear sunglasses.
"Darling, what did you do at work today?"
"Well, spent most of it talking about noshing one's ear off"
If I had my appendix still I would eat that. Most pain i've ever experienced when that bad boy decided it wanted to pop.
Two high profile appendicitis sufferers this season: Luka Modric and Mark Noble. Actually, make that one.
See this is kind of what I was thinking about. Taste and texture rather than the actual ordeal of eating it. So I think I'd go for a kidney, bit of butter or whip up an ol steak and kidney pie.
But it's your own kidney that the gurriers in the back alley in Kildare will be force feeding you. I'd rather they went for something a little less vital.
Oh right I thought we kinda just trading culinary tips. If I was being forced to eat something than I'd have to pick a middle toe alright I suppose. That or I could get a late circum., those scumbags are bound to be handy with a knife.
I nearly took my little finger off flushing the lavvie once (handle broke off in my hand) and its a bit withered now, so maybe that.
Might prevent me from improving on my 28 handicap in golf though
Ow! When khazies go bad!
i know it's wrong but i chuckled at your use of the word withered
horror football story:
my uncle was up a step ladder fixing a football net, he slipped off the ladder and got his wedding ring caught in the net as he fell
ripped his f*cking finger clean off
they couldn't put it back
I'm still convinced my appendix is going to come in useful someday. As, I am sure, that whale with legs thought about his superfluous limbs. "I'll just keep em, might be nice to go for a walk someday"
*Attila
😆
this is making me lol at work and i'm getting funny looks
NOT convinced
reply fail!!
lol
Please with the user name its so bad for the eyes. To much red. We have saw your IT abilities. We admire you but please bring it back the old one.
March is gonna be long month. 2 GW only. Arhh ;( 🙁 ;(
I spy with my little eye something beginning with.........
B
betting? braless beauties? buckaroo?
people betting on braless babes playing buckaroo?
No
bananna? brian mcclaire?
im rubbish at this 🙁
Afternoon gents, looking forward to the Arsenal vs Barcalona clash tonight, hope it's a real open game with plenty of goals. What are your predictions?
2-1 Arsenal win.
twould make a nice 2nd leg if it was that
I've already been hounded off these pages once today for my opinions on this...:)
Yeah a few sandy vaginas around this morning 🙂
Yeah I've seen a lot of talk about signing Aliadiare. Not the best player I've seen but if Lovenkrands has done his hammy in then I suppose we need cover.
2 nil barca win
Arsenal 1-3 Barcelona (djourou 81, messi 12,42 villa 89)
see djourou headed it to goal and maxwell tried to clear it and it went in FPL would give to Djourou but can see why you thought might be a maxwell og 😉
Goals.
If there will be a winner on the night i slightly favor Arsenal.
My h2h is going to be a tight on this week. Who do you fancy?
Djourou, VDV, Adam
Waloctt, Odemwingie, +4 points
that is tight. emmm, id say djou, vdv & adam - only just though.
top one if VDv plays....but only just. After my 4pt from two players last night I'm fearing the worst for all our dgwkers
how about my H2H?
Pure Olivia - RVP -Fab(C)Odem, Adam, CAmpbell
Me - +4pts, RVP(C), Fab, Odem, Adam, Djourou, Huth
I'm feeling confident, unless Fab gets one of his 20pt-ers....and if so I'll be happy anyway in defeat.
see i have fab captain so i hope its Pure Olivia but i think you wil have this one sewen up
heres one
opponent doyle +12
me vdv adam rvp (c)
who do you think will win?
you of course
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165358_10150353421735602_581890601_16280555_4128012_n.jpg
i cant get through the day without my 2 scoops of rachel
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165358_10150353421735602_581890601_16280555_4128012_n.jpg
god i love her
and her intelligence makes her so much more attractive
Really not looking forward to ITV coverage tonight. Clive Tyldesley's bag of cliches will be bulging by the time he sits down to commentate, especially because its a genuinely big game and he doesn't get those often.
and last years aggregate score 6-3 repeated 20 times ,fck stats talk about the current game its gone crazy lately no one tells you whos got the ball ,just what happened 17 years ago its bollocks ,bring back wolstenhome its all over.
I appreciate his enthusiasm, but someone who spends most nights leaving his own snail trail over getting 'Messi' into 34 different quips is not on myu Xmas card list.
I;m going to go a little further and say Tyldlesley is scum of the earth and is indicative of the poor excuse for football coverage that ITV thrusts our way.
whether its "Over to our taxi driver expert Andy Townsend" Or "back to the studio" to hear Southgate chat away to that talking Toby jug full of p!ss that is Chiles (thanks to Stewart Lee for that last ref. btw).
And don;t get me started on that Everton game and the ad break....etc...etc.
Mark Noble may not have a high profile in your opinion, but in mine ... 😉
I would rather stick a bag of earwigs down my lug than listen to itv commentary. Like a bunch of toff nosed nobody's whose only access to football is watching the games they're working on. They come out with some right shite and are biased as f*ck to boot!
I would bet every penny I have now and will ever own that if you were given an ultimatum to either listen to ITV football commentary or stick a bag of earwigs down your ear you'd gladly choose the ITV commentary every time.
And it wouldn't even be remotely close.
Sorry.
hehe
I tried that gag when the draw came out - no-one laughed then either 🙁
Guys
Deeply concerned about my league as theres money at stake.
I am holding off a 126 point lead on my rival but i think i will struggle next gameweek. He still has his WC to play.
For this GW, I have still to play:
Fab(C), Walcott, RVP, Brunt, Adam, Huth
He has
Bergovic Fab(C) Walcott, Shawcross
Unsure wat to do for GW28 to hold him off
Team
Bergovic (Foster)
Coleman Kelly Rafael Huth Simpson
Nani Adam Brunt (Fab, Walcott)
Tevez Berbatov (RVP)
Should i save my transfer
don da don don, i persum he has the yearly wildcard thing since the 2nd one expired last week?
sounds like you will be ok with that lead tbh, just dont do anything ridiculous, maybe swap walcott out since nasri is back to fitness and they miss next week? if you can afford cahill or soemthing for him, that might be alrite
i was thinking that. Tho iam short of money to get Cahill. I will have to take a hit somewhere,
Yeah i dont think you shoulds be deeply concerned 126 is alot... your in good shape this week and next week you can feild a decent team. I think if you keep doing what your doing you'l be fine.
Oohhh ohhh, I wanna play
Dead even as of now
mate - Ethers(or Gyan off bench?), Adam, Walcott, RVP(c)
me - Kenny Szhczeny, Huth The Boss, Fabs(C), Mr. Yellow Card, Brunt, v. Persie, Odemwingie
Like many other people, I will be transferring in Tim Cahill this week (for a arse/ spurs player).
Total FPL shows Cahill as price protected - how long does price protection last? I think I remember reading somewhere it was X amount of days after a flag was removed. Cahill's yellow flag was removed 4th Feb if I'm not mistaken.
Thanks in advance for any responses 🙂
...anyone?
well this has been a most educational experience. thank you for your responses
Ethers is having injections!
From the Football365.com web site:
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Stoke manager Tony Pulis expects Matthew Etherington to be fit for the FA Cup fifth round tie at home to Brighton.
Etherington missed last weekend's 1-0 defeat at Birmingham owing to a hamstring injury, but has now returned to light training.
He is due to step up his training on Thursday and Pulis is looking forward to having the winger available for the visit of League One leaders Brighton.
"Matthew's been a bit sore, but he's all right and the fitness lads think he'll be OK," said Pulis in The Sentinel.
"He did a bit of jogging for about an hour and then went for a dip in the pool before having an injection.
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I'll be looking to transfer him out. Sounds like he is at risk of breaking down again.
Oh wrong one then.
I have dug a few dead animals up, you need any help with that?
I wont ask what you did with them afterwards
Put them in little labelled bags of course, what else?
Tips on my golf swing...
Waddyathink! My cat is sick, for the squeamish i won't go into details.. yet 😛
It's got Roundworm (nasty business let me tell you) and i've got the meds for it but i wanna know if and how i should keep it away from people etc, you know, stuff you expect the good people of FFS to know 😉
There is a chance of visceral larva migrans in humans, but this is typically only the case if you have young children who don't practice the same hygienic standards as adults. Is it a fenbendazole based drug that you're giving your cat?
Stock is right generally round worm in cats is a problem with smaller children who may pick up the eggs by so called "faecal-oral" spread and then may get visceral larvae migrans or ocular larval migrans. In general the same drugs to treat animals are used in humans as well for the treatment - but not always. You need to check the active ingredient in the medicine.
I did two tours in Vietnam and one in Afghanistan.
😆 very good
Fancy Arsenal for the win, think it will be 3-1 to Arsenal and i'm a Utd fan!
RVP, Walcott and Fabregas will put on a show.
I think you've all gone mad! Remember what happened the last two times these teams played.
Yes but it was alot different back then, Arsenal were missing a few very important players along with Fabregas who was half injured, Arshavin going off after 20 minutes. This time they have alot of players who have improved greatly including the like of Nasri, Wilshire and Walcott and their defense has even improved a little, not by much though, and they have all key players available.
It finished 2-2 as well last year n the home game, so why so against the win this year?? I'm not saying they are going to beat Barca in the Nou camp just that i they they have a great chance of winning tonight and decent chance of knocking them out imo.
Agreed. I have bets for 3-0 and 3-1.
I just hope Rosicky doesn't bloody play, if he plays we'll lose he's awful.
Also need Clichy to have a good game.. only two people who have the potential to mess things up for us.
Nah can't see him playing, front 6 will be:
Wilshire, Song
Walcott, Fabregas, Nasri
RVP
Thats what i expect anyway, no room for Arshavin. Defense and Keeper same as last game.
You should put in a bet then, they're offering odds like 4.00 for an Arsenal win.
Already have them done! along with a few others.
Joe Jordan used to play for AC Milan too, i bet gattuso didn't know he was doing that to an ex AC player!
He should be glad he is suspended for the 2nd leg...
after being called a fing italian bstrd, i would imagine even if he did know, he still would of nutted him.
Im pretty sure he wouldnt care
Hate Arsenal but would love to see em beat Barca
:O
Messi must have the closest to a 1:1 goals/games ratio for anyone over 100 games!!!
He's actually only the second most efficient scorer in La Liga!
Include assists with that and he is the most efficient overall by a mile, with a goal or assist coming every 47 minutes lol.
Care to guess who is #1 in goals?
Not sure which way this one'll go. Not the most in depth preview but here:
http://elmasqueunblog.blogspot.com/2011/02/daily-discussion-want-to-beat-barca.html
im off to corals they got 8/11 over 2 and a half goals ,that will do for me £44 on that £76 back dont care who wins just score boys and ps pique keep away from sir robin of van persies ankles.
Good price. Paddy Power are only 4/7 for the same.
Thoughts on Flamini?
two footed off the ground tackle got the ball. should probably have been a sending off. I duno, imo if you get the ball it should be ok. but i dont make the rules.
Bad challenge but i've seen worse, great passionate player, miss him at Arsenal.
I think you have only seen worse because Charlie's studs were not in the ground like Ramsey and Eduardo's. Had the big Croat been standing on that foot, we would have seen one snap, crackle and pop never to be forgotten.
The rules are quite clear. Two feet off the ground is a straight red card.
agree. there's never any real need to do that kind of challenge- it actually hampers the chances of you getting the ball back/connecting with the ball- lessenting the surface area your legs cover, stopping you getting it if its tapped past the first leg etc. etc.. It's always a challenge to injure, and should always be straight red.
once again we are shown a complete inability of referees to remain consistent. Football gents, is a joke, simply a joke
Anyone else considering dropping Tevez? I just have a feeling weve seen the best of him and he'll be sharing minutes with balotelli and dzeko soon, even if he doesnt meltdown and demand a summer move.
Tevez - Suarez free's up money for timmy cahill, I cant see another way to get him in.
madness dont desert carlito ,first name in my team every week,top scorer in the game ,u sure take some convincing ,and no way will he step aside for them two joskins.
Im serious, is he going to be a top 3 striker for the rest of the season? Last 2 games hes been poor.
last two games he's been poor? he was deep last night cos of dzeko, and the game before was united at OT. get a grip. sorry, i mean dump him yeah, much better off without him, especially with his next fixture. Get rid!
Please let a joskin be a liquid manoure spreader? (Just Googled it) That's a fastastic insult if it is...
Not yet bud, he gets at the very least the next two games for me (FUL, WIG). There's got to be goals there and he's usually there or there or there abouts when City score.
Haven't even considered it, he's the top scorer on the game and has two easy home game coming up, suicide to get rid of him
If you base your decisions on 2 games of football you deserve whats coming your way…
I think a lot of the supporting then home nation stuff is starting to didule people. Arsenal please great football but I can't see them beating this Barcelona side. They're just too strong. However I do think it'll be tight and if Arsenal sneak a draw, fair play, but I fancy Barca to win it by 1, perhaps two.
what does 'didule' mean?
when it comes to home nation stuff, i want to see chelsea, man u, man city, arsenal beaten
was happy for spurs
Whoops. Delude. Typo fail!
Ah well, each to their own. I generally like to see the home nation teams to do well whoever it is!
what about north of the border?
Yeah, for sure. I remember when Gers got in the UEFA cup final me and my mates at uni went down to manachester to get involved in all the festivities.
Glad to hear it mate, i know a few who would disagree.
hahaha so it was you and your mates that gave all us honest rangers fans a bad name 😉
F*ckin hell. My comp got taken over by some rougue security program- System Tools, took over f*ukin everything I couldn't even access my own Antivirus Program had to reboot and restore. Be wide.
Ive been on uni computers since about 10am... Was goin for a cuppa tea and ened up chattin to friends for a few mins....Computer log's me out, all work lost...and this presentation is for tomorrow... Depressed is not the word.. I know its partly my fault for not saving still im blaming this stupid facking computer
I think I'm looking forward to the Barca Arsenal game too much. Anti-climax incoming!
rooney or cahill?
After a semi-fail midfield with Barton and Young this GW, I'm starting to fear the worst getting Cahill in for Walcott too for next GW.
They'll all be at home though and 2 are on pens, so hope they all get a goal. With the dgw for Cahill though he should really get the nod, who knows though, if Cahill scores a couple as Everton beat Chelsea then you might want Rooney's DGW first, then Cahill.
i think i've asked this question a bit too early, i should actually be waiting for adams yellow card fiasco this weekend before i make any decisions.
if i choose to get rooneys dgw and then cahills dgw then thats a 4 point hit. thanks for your advice.
Down by 63 in my mini-league and need some help. In 4th place at the moment.
The 3 above me all have: RVP, Nani, Foster. (I have RVP and Nani)
2 of them have: Hughes, Adam, Fabregas, VDV, Barton, Odemwingie. (And I share Adam, Fabregas, VDV, Nani with them)
The major differences between all 4 teams is the defense. I need help here. Coleman, Hughes, and Kelly are the only shared by 2 teams a piece. (With my team having both Kelly and Coleman)
What move(s) should I make this GW? Thanks gents.
Sorry for any confusion, Nani should be taken out of the second line. All four have him and rightfully so, the man is on fire this season.
Too early for differentials yet. Focus on getting the most points for your team you possibly can.
Unfortunatly for you, you've got bigger fish to fry with 4 (potentially 5 - if Adam picks up a booking) outfield players out in gameweek 28.
Personally I'd look at VDV > Cahill - differential and nice upcoming fixtures. I also think Tevez is essential next two gameweeks. Berba > Tevez if you can afford (unless Utd get their double gameweek) or RVP > Tevez if not.
Hope this helps.
Thanks Cunning. I greatly appreciate your input. Nice ranking BTW.
Cheers dude. Just looking at your point above. Wouldn't worry at all about your defence this week. You can put 4 out if needed all with decent of half chances of a cleanie. Like I say, focus on those who are out.
The moves will be forced upon you if Adam gets booked, you'll have to choose who to sell from your 4 non-starters too. Personally I don't think Fabregas is worth his price, maybe sell him and then buy back Nasri/Walcott afterwards.
It's too complex a situation to really offer good advice.
I believe that you just gotta put out the team you think will score the most points. You can't do any better than that can you?
What your rivals have is irrelevant 🙂
If ManU have the double (unlikely) then I'm considering
Fabregas + Odemwingie > Billy/Felani + Rooney
Thoughts?
Really don't like the Billy/Felani call. For me it's got to be Cahill or noone if investing in the Everton midfield. Consider Barton...nice and cheap + decent fixture.
OOOOOhhhh Everton fan here and other than Coleman/Baines/Cahill (maybe Saha if fit) I wouldn't do anyone else!
They are really that_shit i'm afraid
Felani's done alright in the past couple of games.
Other strikers to consider?
I'd like Sturridge but they're run of games aren't fun.
anyone see that youtube clip of that blonde reporter trying to link from the news to the emmys and makes a complete B*LLS of it
trying to find a link for it?~
Yeah i saw it on the telegraph website on Monday. All the Youtube vids have been removed, i thought it was funny at first and then found it she had a stroke!
Wow, what language was that?!!
Darren Bent has scored against every Premier League team he's ever faced, bar four teams.
Can anyone name the four (who may not all still be currently in the Premier League)?
that was only an assist. beach ball got the goal
He scored two Vs Pool this year anyways.
This video gets good 1:30 in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR2aJ6gSfFs&feature=player_detailpage#t=86s The crowd go wild 🙂 + other Balloon goals.
