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16 April 2011 1545 comments
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Here’s the usual heads-up to remind all of the early risers that the Saturday Surgery is once again open for those seeking answers to questions in the final minutes before another gameweek deadline closes.

With a mixed bag on the horizon -ranging from blank fixtures for some, to double headers for others – there’s plenty to consider in the last 90 minutes or so. – hence the opening of the chatroom for those searching for a quick-fire yay or nay to any given dilemma.

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  1. Billy Ketsu
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Frank, once more with feeling.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80

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    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      i actually lolled, congratulations!

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Kudos, I love Morriseey! I can't believe I've never made the connection in mind between that song and Lamps before though.

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  2. DGno9
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    TEAM_talk TEAMtalk Football
    #Wigan team v Blackpool: Al Habsi, Boyce, Gary Caldwell, Alcaraz, Gohouri, Diame, Watson, N'Zogbia, McCarthy, Cleverley, Rodallega.

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  3. Blue Teets
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Dunno about the other United fans on ere but I'm stayin in watchin game with grandad. NO WAY am I goin town to get stabbed or raped.

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    1. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      😆
      Typical Northern English view of London. Very accurate too.

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    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      what a horrible thought:

      being in heaven and someone comes up and asks how you died. and you reply "bloody rooney scored with seconds left"

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      my mate's just got to wembley

      he's already been stabbed, with a penis, in his bottom

      or not

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    4. farsickle
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I'm in Sportal H2H league - cut off isnt for another 15 mins.

      Seen the team lists, so have following squad.

      cech
      baines evra cole
      lampard(c) fabregas young vdv/nani
      drogba rvp rooney

      bench - hart, glen johnson, kolarov and vdv/nani.

      Can't decide who to start out of vdv and nani. Rival has both... Thoughts?

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  4. Nailer
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Who do y'all think will win this week? 5 players the same, so 6 vs. 6:

    Me:
    Djourou, Smalling
    Nasri, Lampard
    Welbeck, RVP

    Rival
    Clichy, R. Johnson, Coleman (VDV first sub)
    Downing
    Rooney, Gyan

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      u

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    2. andy85wsm
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      You

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    3. Declan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Rival

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      1. Nailer
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        I'll take 2-1 😀

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  5. The Artist
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Liking the lineup.... With Malouda (c), I need some goals and preferably not from Fatty Fat Fat.

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    1. Spoiler
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      you like the lineup? but you have torres

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      1. The Artist
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Well that would be too much to hope for. Having given Malouda the armband, primary concern was him not being rotated. Hoping 'Nando comes on at halftime!

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    2. Pure Olivia
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Really not liking the lineup; I ignored Chelsea's attacking players as I though Drogba, Torres and Lampard would just get in each other's way. That formation might actually win.

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  6. Bolivian Seaman
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    This is for all those who don't have Frank Lampard in their team

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6g0gDrCUi8&feature=relmfu

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      / Two Moz song in as many pages.

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  7. Akers
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Only bet for the weekend... Amir Khan Rounds 1-3 @ 4/1. Might put a Khan Round 1 bet on @ 13/1.

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    1. Azzy
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Round 1 bet is tempting

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      1. Locarno
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        McCloskey's southpaw and not rubbish. Khan will take a couple of rounds to work him out.

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        1. Akers
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          Khan spars with a pretty decent southpaw.

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    2. Damo.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Khan!! bah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY

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  8. liamhennessy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Everton to beat Blackburn

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Ive laid Everton. I think itll be a draw

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  9. Voronin
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Coleman to come on for 1 point no doubt. I bet Walker scores well.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I hear you brother. My saving grace is my rival (who I'm ahead of) played Coleman too.

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  10. Rasping Drive
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    I read out 4 potential captains to my two daughters (at different times). They both went for Luiz. It's got tits up written all over it.

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    1. Monklane
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I once tried playing paper scissors stone as a means of choosing a captain. I'm here to tell you that it is not a reliable indicator of success. Avoid.

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      1. Ini
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        paper scissors stone? or rock paper scissors?

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      2. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        That's cheered me up no end.

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      I did the same. Read the whole team - my two-year-old said Brunt.

      I ignored her.

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      1. Attila the Bum
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        She only said that for the rhyming lulz

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          2 years olds don't usually rhyme.

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          1. Locarno
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            She's very intelligent. Takes after her mum.

            I also ignored her when she said: "Torres? Are you mad?"

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  11. Pat Mustard
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Osman first goalscorer 11-1, good value.

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  12. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    loving the dramatic face shots in the snooker

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  13. Qubit
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Can anyone remember the site that rates your fantasy team until the end of the season? Cheers

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    1. Damo.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      http://ratemyteam.co.uk/

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      1. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        cheers!

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    2. Attila the Bum
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      http://www.ratemyteam.co.uk

      80 points apparently for me this week. Not too bad.

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      1. Fray Bentos
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        83.47

        ha!

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      2. andy85wsm
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        75.96 for me supposedly and also my highest score between now and the end of the season!

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      3. Sim Simma
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        84.2 In your face 🙂

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      4. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        77.8.... i expect more!

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      5. Waldaz
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        82.12, deal.

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      6. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        did you double captain and remove subs?

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        1. Scoredelario
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 8 months ago

          87.8 for me if i double vanpersie's and remove subs... i want 100+ though to make it 3/3 dgws!

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          1. RMT's Professor
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 8 months ago

            Hey scored! It takes into account the doubling of the captain and picking the best 11 in a legal formation already, so you don't have to work that out. Also, it does mean that the number you get for the weekly totals is a small underestimate because if a player doesn't play, he effectively gets the points of the next available sub, instead of 0. 🙂

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      7. Boom!!!
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        slooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      love it when people ask this question

      someone the other day said "what is the name of that site where i can rate my team?"

      ermmmm..... toughie

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      1. Fray Bentos
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        likewise, if they ask where is that site where they can rate my poo

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      2. andy85wsm
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        • 15 Years
        14 years, 8 months ago

        Whats the name of that site where I can scout different fantasy football players......

        Doesn't always work.

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  14. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone on here still in the fantasy cup?

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  15. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    just in case anyone's wondering - kalou will score a brace today. (No, i don't have him in my team)

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  16. RMT's Professor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Think Mikel and Kalou playing will be good for Lampard; will allow him to push on a bit more. As a captainer of Lampard, I just hope he delivers!

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  17. Sim Simma
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    I;m hoping AYoung+VDV+Coleman have one of those quiet weekends to justify my 8 point hit to bring in Malouda,Adam and RJohnson

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  18. Leeds Lad
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    My random bet for the day. lampard score first chelsea 3-1. 90/1. £2 on that me thinks! 🙂

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  19. Jermaine Chigurh
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    Okay, I was born on a small island in 1966.

    After starting off at smaller sides, I was given my big break after playing with Torres. I went on to win the league with one of the world's greatest players.

    My honours include the FA Cup, UEFA Cup and player of the year in one of the best leagues in the world. I also scored the winner in a European final, but was an unused sub in the world cup final.

    I'm considered one of the greatest foreigners to play in England. Who am I?

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 8 months ago

      Eric Cantona?

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  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    NEW POST!!!

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  21. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 8 months ago

    GOOOAAAAAAALLLL Robbie Keane

    GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLL Rodallega, Nzogbia assist.

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