[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
19 April 2011 1367 comments
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There’s just one Premier League fixture this fine Tuesday night, as Manchester United look to strengthen their grip on the title with a visit up to St. James Park and Newcastle United. The Dugout Discussion chatroom has been opened, and offers you a place for your musings as the action unfolds.

As is unfortunately the norm nowadays, there have been one or two differing team sheets for tonight’s game being passed about on Twitter, but this is how they line-up…

Newcastle XI: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Jose Enrique, Barton, Guthrie, Tiote, Gutierrez, Lovenkrands, Ameobi

Man United XI: Van der Sar, O’Shea, Smalling, Vidic, Evra, Nani, Carrick, Anderson, Giggs, Hernandez, Rooney

The home side are as predicted meaning that Tim Krul replaces the injured Steve Harper. Elsewhere, Cheik Tiote comes straight back into the Toon midfield, with banned Kevin Nolan missing out.

As for the visitors, Chris Smalling replacing Rio Ferdinand doesn’t come as a shock given the latter’s recent injury record. Neither is it a surprising that Luis Nani starts at the expense of Antonio Valencia. One piece of team news that does raise an eyebrow is the total omission of Dimitar Berbatov to the United squad, with no late injury news to report of as yet (EDIT: Sir Alex Ferguson says Berbatov “wasn’t feeling great” earlier today and is the reason why he misses out).

Oh, and Wayne Rooney (swear-jar in hand) takes his place alongside Javier Hernandez up front for the Reds.

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  1. Blue Teets
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    Reckon Evra will come off- he must be fooked !

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    1. Akers
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      Evra's due a game where he is completely left out.

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      1. Attila the Bum
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        That's tonight isn't it? 😛

        *watch the fecker score now...

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      2. denial
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        I've been meaning to get rid of him for weeks. He's been poor this season.

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    2. Cheggers
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      Hes no end product. At all.

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    3. Granville
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      +1 for the username. I'll be suprised if Bayern sell though.

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      1. PFOR
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        They might have to if they don't get Chammpions League football next year. Hannover are pushing them for 3rd.

        He'd be the perfect signing. But I highly doubt it.

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  2. cucumber
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    0-0 would suit me just fine tonight. Vidic cleanie and United drop points.

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    1. dave_the_bear
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      Perfect

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  3. Podge
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    Selfish shitebag

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  4. Syd.
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    You have to laugh at Harry Redknapp wanting the City v Stoke game rearranged because he thinks that Stoke might throw the game...

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    1. Granville
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      They would definitely throw the game, I would want my team too also. Don't you think he has a point?

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      1. Syd.
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        No.. He does not have a point.. I am also surprised at you thinking that a premiership club would throw a game..

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        1. RoysBrotherJohnson- Irish p…
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          are you for f**king real Syd? Or are you just pretending to be naiive ane thick as pigshit?

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          1. Granville
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            Syd, what are you on about? Why would they try to win a game when the rewards are greater for losing. The game need rescheduling.

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            1. Shakey
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              it's not Stoke or Man City's fault though. That's the fault of the FA/UEFA for having such a silly system of qualifying for the Europa League.

              Why should it make a difference which European competition Man City qualify for? they're going to do it via the league regardless.

              Either give it to Stoke for reaching the final, or don't.

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    2. Shakey
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      boo hoo 'Arry bo f*cking hoo

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    3. mvtaylor
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      It is a bit of a silly situation where the FA cup is followed four days later by a game between the same two teams where one team would stand to benefit from losing...

      Now, of course it's at Eastlands so you'd expect City to win at any time of the year but you'd hope both teams would go in there trying their hardest to win... I mean, otherwise the FA would fine them akin to fielding a weakened team, right?

      tbh I'm not really that fussed - if we don't get CL football next year as Stoke couldn't beat City away it speaks more of our own failings than anything else. Harry / Levy do make a good point though. A better idea would be having the FA cup final after the league is finished but there we go.

      AND... it's Birmingham away at the Emirates tomorrow, what if Birmingham had lost the Carling Cup final and Arsenal borderline getting in to the top four...

      Swings / Roundabouts...

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  5. Locarno
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    This site's great. Half the day you talk to muppets, the other half you talk about muppets...

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    1. The relentless pursuit of p…
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      I see what you did there, clever 🙂

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    2. Retro
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      Well, the craic is certainly better in the mornings.

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  6. The Bandit
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    Good stuff from the Toon tonight, hope all the fans who crucified Pardew before he had a chance are sorry. All baps going Toon way atm. 😉

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    1. PFOR
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      Who were you before the name change?

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      1. The Bandit
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        Haha, bit pointless doing it if I answer!
        (we always got on though) 😉

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        1. Shakey
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          Buggu?

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          1. dave_the_bear
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            hahaha 🙂

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          2. The Bandit
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            Buggu off!

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        2. PFOR
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          Oh come on your rival won't be here 🙂

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  7. Torres76
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    Cmon the Geordies....Enrique looks decent.

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  8. Granville
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    Nani you are such a greedy ****. Effing pass the ball.

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    1. Torres76
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      Portugal's Michael Jackson

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      When Nani doesn't play well, he really doesn't play well.

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      1. Torres76
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        P*** poor decision making from MJ. So darn greedy

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      2. Boom!!!
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        but he still have some spark like he showed against villa earlier in the season by not playing well but he came to life in the last 5-10 mins...

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  9. Drip Doctor
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    How was that not a pen?

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    1. TommyK
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      This ref's already shown himself to be clueless- that carrick booking and then giving newcastle a freekick for joey barton's molestation of hernandez......

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  10. Torres76
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    Big Sam is so emotionless. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      What he says is pretty good though, unlike Ray Wilkens.

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      1. Torres76
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        and Robbie Savage...

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  11. Locarno
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    Rangers 2-0 up - against nine men.

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  12. Torres76
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    Ameobi has been pants

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  13. Bolivian Seaman
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    nice of vidic to do a dangerous headbutt on williamson's temple

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  14. Blue Teets
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    According to EA's new data for Fifa 12, the fastest player in the PL is..... Super Mario! Meireles covers the most distance.

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    1. Shakey
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      Balotelli? has he ever actually run?

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      1. Blue Teets
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        Funny last week I wrote on here couple weeks back that that was the first time I'd seen him sprint...and he is f*ckin RAPID.

        A cheetah sits under a tree all day licking it's balls, it only sprints once.

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        1. Blue Teets
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          My grammar is getting worse the more time I'm on here...

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      2. Syd.
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        Winking Mario 😉

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      3. The Bandit
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        It was that hat, they thought he starred in 'Chicken run'

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    2. PFOR
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      He is fast, when he decides to run.

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  15. andy85wsm
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    How long left in the game?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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      25 + stoppage

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      1. Shakey
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        So under new PL rules, that's about 37 minutes?

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  16. Bob.
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    that ref is sh...

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  17. Boom!!!
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    what.a.miss. giggs 🙁

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  18. Torres76
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    Giggs sitter. LOL

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  19. Akers
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    Ryan Giggs, you have to bury that.

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  20. Torres76
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    OMG Steven Ireland is playing football. What a sight...

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    1. Henry Hill
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      Hate supporting a team with that traitor playing for them 🙁

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      1. Torres76
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        ...another bigtime Charlie!!

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  21. TommyK
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    oh dear ryan...... 🙁

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  22. Tommyboy
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    Why on earth is he smiling ffs

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    1. Torres76
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      Fergie just granted him his shower wish!

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  23. Shakey
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    DBRonaldo's favourite player coming on...

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  24. Boom!!!
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    ando off valencia on... finally!

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  25. Torres76
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    Cmon Englands best midfielder aka Joey Barton

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    1. Shakey
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      I'd expect Jack Wilshere's lawyers to be knocking on your door any minute now.

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      1. Torres76
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        That's if Jack's chip on his shoulder hasnt got in their way. Have you noticed how arrogant he is when playing footy?

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        1. Syd.
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          NO

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        2. Shakey
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          I haven't actually, but you're not the only one who has.

          That doesn't make him any worse a player though.

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      2. Granville
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        Shhhush you might awaken the Dragon (aka DBRonaldo).

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  26. Syd.
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    Super Stephen Ireland 😯

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  27. Drip Doctor
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    Why has there been so little talk about the penalty that wasn't given, because the Priests aren't here? Or are we all just used to it now?

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    1. Boom!!!
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      the latter part...it was one of those that will be given somedays and not given the other...

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    2. Syd.
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      Would have been given at the other end..

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    3. TommyK
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      We both know it's because the priests aren't on here.

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  28. Torres76
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    I guess Big Sam is better than listening Robbie wannabee Savage. He is total pants on ESPN!!

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  29. Blue Teets
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    Come on Toni, this is the front 7 that beat down them rent-boys

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