[sbu_large_image] Fixtures
23 April 2011 2360 comments
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Gameweek 34 kicks-off with a trip to Old Trafford between Premier League leaders Manchester United and Everton. Then we have six 3pm games to pour over, followed by an evening game where West Ham visit the Champions. The Surgery has shut for the week, but the Dugout Discussion chatroom takes it place. So come in, sit down, and enjoy the roller-coaster ride that is Fantasy Football.

The team news from our early game is in and it’s certainly eyebrow-raising stuff…

Man United XI: Van Der Saar, O’Shea, Ferdinand, Evans, Fabio, Valencia, Gibson, Anderson, Nani, Rooney, Hernandez

Everton XI: Howard, Hibbert, Jagielka, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Neville, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Osman, Beckford

Sir Alex pulls out another totally unpredictable line-up, which sees rests handed to key defenders Patrice Evra and club captain Nemanja Vidic. Dimitar Berbatov again fails to even make the substitutes bench, with a groin injury the reason.

The visitors line-up is much more like what we all expected, with Jermain Beckford up top on his own in front of a midfield five. That midfield five does not include either Tim Cahill or Mikel Arteta, with the latter not fit enough to make the bench.

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  1. Demí
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    predictions guys ?

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    1. Clintymints
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      I predict, I shall have chinese food later.

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        I had a Thai last night, my bowels are aching this morning. This post is coming live from my porcelain throne in fact!

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          i am a straight on straight off kind of guy, i don't stick around long enough to do anything but what i'm there to do

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    2. applebonkers
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      3-1 united

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      2-1 United.
      Hope Nani and Rooney do feck all.

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    4. Tin of Directors
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      1-0 Man Ure

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    5. jamsiep
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      Utd to get a penalty.

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    6. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      1.0 man utd

      penalty from a nani dive

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  2. Back on the horse
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    oh arteta not fit? what a shame. Keep knocking em in Bainesy!

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    1. jamsiep
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      Baines is only going to score from a penalty, and we all know just how few United concede at Old Trafford.

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      1. applebonkers
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        it's sad but this was my reason for not risking baines this gw

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        1. jamsiep
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          Why sad? It's a very logical decision.

          Do you know what is funny though? My logic for captaining El Fatso:

          Scott Parker isn't playing. 😉

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          1. TommyK
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            I thoughtyou said fatty was crap on Wednesday? 😯

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            1. jamsiep
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              He was, absolutely dreadful. But him playing badly has never stopped him from scoring FPL points in the past. He's been doing it all season, all it takes is a penalty and a deflection and he's on about 16 points.

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      2. Back on the horse
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        fabio has penalty written all over him

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  3. Tin of Directors
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Horrible 90 mins to come.
    Rival has Nani and Coleman.
    I've got Osman and Coleman on bench; Rafael in my starting 11 but not Fegie's.

    Really wanted Nani to be dropped. 🙁

    My stomach is going to be nestling right over my ar*sehole till 2.30.

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  4. tosey
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    my mate whos 21st in the world has captained sturridge - expect a big week from him!

    anyway im off to the pub happy st georges day!

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    1. jamsiep
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      He scored four goals in my dream last night. 😕

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      i have captained sturridge too, despite swearing i would not captain a bolton player again after lolmander...

      although i suppose he is a chelsea player so all is well

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  5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Men of Harlech is such an amazing song! Love it almost as much as Land of My Fathers. The Welsh sure do know how to make patriotic anthems

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      it's about all they do know how to do

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  6. Back on the horse
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Berbs has got to be on his way this summer

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    1. Anti-Ipswich
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Where though? Italy or Spain? The style in those leagues would suit his playing style

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  7. ozone
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Everton to sneak this.

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  8. bmb100
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Knew Nani would play, glad I got that one right!

    Now I just hope Drogba plays having bottled leaving him on the bench last thing before I went to bed.

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  9. FPL Daniel
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Kind of a relief seeing Mark with Clint (c)

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  10. Egg noodle
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    Applebonkers, you are so awesome.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Get his cock out of your mouth. 😛

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        yeah, i want a turn

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        1. Egg noodle
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          😆

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    2. applebonkers
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      if you had a man utd player though it definitely wouldn't have been allowed

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  11. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    come on nani!!! knew you'd start!!!*

    *i really did not expect him to start

    and come on roonpig!

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    1. Back on the horse
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      come on Nani

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  12. applebonkers
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    hmmm peeps in my mini league have all captained lamps over rvp. plus the anytime goalscorer odds favour lamps over rvp. maybe i'm the one missing something here

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    1. @FuzzyWarbles
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      how succesful are your peeps normally with the armband? ive got lamps as well.

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      I have. 🙂

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  13. Demí
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3542641/Arsene-Wenger-I-dont-need-to-spend.html

    ARSENE WENGER last night gave Arsenal fans the worst possible news by revealing he will carry on his trophyless youth policy next season

    surprise surprise.

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    1. cucumber
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      He really should be sacked. Can't see him winning anything with that team.

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  14. Locarno
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    C'mon, Nani, show everyone that you're better than Parker. 🙂

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  15. cucumber
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    just saw my rival's team.took a 4 point hit to get Drogba and captained him. Obviously didn't hear Ancelotti's press conference. Kinda takes the sting out of Vidic starting for me.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i still think we'll see drogba start

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  16. Akers
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    Fabio on the right, O'Shea on the left?

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    1. AP
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      Yups.

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  17. In Like Flynn.
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    Off to pub then on for St George's day celebrations.Have fun all.

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  18. SuperDorrans
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    This is going to be a very interesting week, lots of people have different captains.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      very very true

      i likey

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        i also like that i have captained someone who came 5th in the poll

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  19. AP
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    Another dive by Nani.. Oh wait...

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    1. jamsiep
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      Everton should have signed Carragher for the day.

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      1. AP
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        14 years, 11 months ago

        They did, he's wearing his Hibbert suit.

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      2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        so i assume your new team name is "ironic?"

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        1. jamsiep
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          mos def

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            14 years, 11 months ago

            there you are again, trying to talk pavement!

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  20. TommyK
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Hibbert's getting pwned atm....

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  21. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    qpr 1 down

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  22. SuperDorrans
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    WHAT A GOAL

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      indeed

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  23. Art Vandelay
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Crackerjack from Boothroyd

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  24. EastLeakeTerrier22
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    I have to do my transfers for the next gameweek today

    Who is the best captain for the next gameweek?

    Does this look like a good move?

    Lampard + Zamora => Silva + Suarez

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i am not convinced

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  25. Locarno
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Anderson's really Brazilian? 😯

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      what??

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  26. More Cowbell
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    I'm sick of looking at Leighton Baines' little ratty face.

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      He'd look better in a spurs shirt

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  27. Locarno
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    1-1. Taarabt's quality.

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      He's already in my fantasy team for next year B-)

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  28. Cashnex
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Went Baines -> Hangeland in the DGW fever. I'm sure I'm going to regret this.

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  29. A-Team
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Bothroyd and Taarabt = next seasons Carroll and Adam.

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    1. Locarno
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      Saw too much of Bothroyd at the Valley to EVER have him in a Fantasy team.

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      14 years, 11 months ago

      who will pay 35m for him?

      newcastle?

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  30. Egg noodle
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    14 years, 11 months ago

    Isnt Taraabt the same quality as Dorrans was last season? Or is he better? Or much better?

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      MUCH MUCH BETTER

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    2. SuperDorrans
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      Better I'd say. Not by miles but definitely better.

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