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15 May 2011 3288 comments
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The Dugout Discussion kicks into gear for five more fixtures of our penultimate gameweek. unfortunately today’s television broadcasts are aimed in the direction of the only two games with “nothing left to play for” (don’t blame them too much, they have to make these commitments months in advance).

Later today Arsenal will have their final home game of another barren season versus Aston Villa for our viewing pleasure. Elsewhere in the four o’clock kick-offs Liverpool and Spurs will jostle for fifth place and a spot in the Europa league, West Ham travel to Wigan needing a victory for any faint hope of survival this year. That may not even be enough, if Birmingham can get just a point at home to Fulham at the same time then The Hammers are Championship bound.

But first we’ve got Chelsea playing host to Newcastle in a dead rubber fixture. Ancelotti keeps his word and Torres starts (alongside Nicolas Anelka and Yossi Benayoun) with Josh McEachran, Alex and Ramires also coming in. Alan Pardew keeps to his word and rests Cheikh Tiote for the remainder of the season to avoid a record 15 yellow cards and 3 game ban. Line-ups in full are…

Chelsea XI: Cech; Ivanovic, Terry, Alex, Cole; Ramires, Lampard, McEachran; Benayoun, Torres, Anelka

Newcastle XI: Krul; Simpson, S Taylor, Coloccini, Enrique; Gutierrez, Barton, R Taylor, Ferguson; Ameobi, Lovenkrands

The Dugout Discussion will be open through all the days games until young Greghammer gets teary eyed as the Fantasy Premier League bonus points roll in. Whether that’s through seeing his side getting relegated or captaining Thomas Vermaelen (or both) is yet to be seen.

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  1. njfsdkffslkf
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    Barton is bossing this game.

    And Ya Luiz stays benched!

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  2. gooner dave
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    Drog malouda essien on. Benayoun Ramirez mcachran off

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  3. BallyMac
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    Just tuned in to this shit, Drogba and luiz on bench, terry clean sheet already gone, fck you chelsea...

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  4. Jermaine Chigurh
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    Lampard isn't having a good time. Very poor pass.

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    1. jamsiep
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      You sound surprised?

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      1. Cheggers
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        To be perfectly honest, Lampard has been extremely poor today and I am a big fan of his

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        1. Bosko
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          Quality of play aside, he's averaged 7 points over the last 13 games, which equates to consistent fantasy returns.

          Although it's gone badly, captaining him was a sensible choice (unless, like me you have RVP).

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          1. Scoredelario
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            Sensible captain choice if you assume his luck will continue, yes.

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      so he'll probably just get the 2 baps today then 😉

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  5. King Eric, in America
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    How did Yossi ever manage to convince clubs that he was more than a mid-table player?

    Astonishing.

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    1. jamsiep
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      Great signing from Ancelotti. 🙄

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      1. TommyK
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        to be fair, Roman getting rid of ballack has been far more damaging.

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      2. King Eric, in America
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        Before Yossi there was Steve Sidwell ...

        [not making the point here that United *don't* have similar players]

        Just wondering what voodoo magics these guys are using.

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  6. IceMan DB
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    Yes drogs on

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      this game is running very close to 'best case scenario' for me 🙂 🙂 🙂

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  7. Camzy
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    Lampard failing. I can't say I'm happy since I still have him, but absolutely made the right choice in hindsight in not captaining him.

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    1. Jack Frost
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      Me too, but I didn't want Frank to get so little- but we have 15 minutes left.

      Well our Rooney and Sturridge finally made a difference. You are in fine shape to have two free next week. I'll do Rooney out , for whoever is hot- DJ, Suarez, etc. Just don't know about Berbs, yet.

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  8. TommyK
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    YES- HERE COME THE CAVALRY!

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  9. Gold Monster
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    Well a big thanks to Chelsea for once again trashing my GW.

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  10. andy85wsm
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    How long left?

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  11. Dan - We want our Trophy ba…
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    Did well there A. Hole

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  12. HST
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    At least with Drogba on Lamps might get an assist.

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    1. Cheggers
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      Drog fouled in the box, Lamps pen plz

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  13. Drip Doctor
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    Jesus Lee Mason is really annoying me. Not helped by the fact that he looks like an ugly John Locke (Lost).

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    1. Jermaine Chigurh
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      He doesn't look like a referee at all. Should have been a baker.

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  14. jguti14
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    whoever said the cavalry is coming is damn right....lord save me and keep them from getting nothing...just give a pk to lamps or something for christs sake

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  15. Scoredelario
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    So I need huth to play if I'm gonna have 3 defenders with gametime. Uh oh.

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  16. BONZ
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    thank feck e didnt choose to put Luiz on.....i'm having a mare!!

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  17. Elts
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    what position is Drogs now playing in please?

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Goalkeeper I think

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  18. Jack Frost
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    LuaLua on the Newcastle bench, bring him on so we can sing.

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  19. Andy
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    anyone see 3 bonus pts for Danny Simpson?

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    1. Bosko
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      Barton will get them if it stays 1-1

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    2. Jack Frost
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      Not any more, just booked-

      Andy thanks for all the general advice this year, I'm a first time player and caught a lucky bolt of lightning. Rooney out for someone next week.

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  20. dogtanion
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    Why don't refs brandish a yellow everytime they're shouted at. Football is so chav these days.I can say this because I'm bo'd

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I've always wondered this too. Might get obscenely high card counts for the first few matches but it would rapidly die down. Captains should be the only one's allowed to consult the ref a la the game the chap in your gravatar plays

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      1. dogtanion
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        I agree. Would be worth it in the long run.

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    2. The3rdTurd
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      Because they would end up sending off half the players on the pitch and everyone would moan about how the ref has ruined the game

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        t'would cease this ugy aspect of the game very, VERY quickly though and I reckon the ref to start it would be praised on the whole (although probably not by the two teams involved)

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        1. The3rdTurd
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          Nah, whenever even a couple of players get sent off in the same game, you get people moaning about how they haven't paid good money to see a ref show what an ego he has.

          Bans applied after the game maybe, but not sendings off during a game.

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  21. Dave Bauer
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    This is a disaster, I'm going to get done in my cash league at this rate having been top all year.

    Come on fatso, do something, anything.

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  22. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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    Why is the pointless Arsenal v Villa game on telly when all 3 other games actually have something riding on them, in paticular Wigan v West Ham

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    1. Spoiler
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      i think arsenal have been on sky every week since the blackpool game pretty remarkable

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    2. dogtanion
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      Because arsenal can pass the football

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      because the TV companies select which games they'll televise months in advance. They obviously reckoned there'd still be a title challenge at this stage.

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    4. Jermaine Chigurh
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      Because it was booked a few months in advance. Back then, this game could have been then one where Arsenal won the league.

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      1. King Eric, in America
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        " ... could have been then one where Arsenal won the league."

        Noice. Comedy Platinum, there. 🙂

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        1. Jermaine Chigurh
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          It was very obvious that a Man U fan was going to gloat as a result of that post.

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          1. King Eric, in America
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            Aww, c'mon ... not really a 'gloat', just trying to have a laugh.

            Obviously, they ran United verrry tight this year - and more imploded than were beaten, I'll give them that.

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      2. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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        Ah yeah of course. However they should still have predicted that West Ham and Wigan would be a big game

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    5. Egg noodle
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      What do you think the commercial audience want to watch more? Arsenal or Wigan?

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      1. Keep Calm and Sessegnon
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        I think most Football fans love watching a relegation scrap, it produces some amazing games (Blackbool yesterday)

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    6. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      i have seen this question 83 times this weekend

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  23. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    thak god i resisted temptation and captained rvp over lumpard

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      -1 (point)

      Useless fat plonker.

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    2. gruffyboy
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      He'll get 2 pens in the last 5 minutes....

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  24. Jermaine Chigurh
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    I hate pundits complaining about strikers taking corners (Drogba for example). Corner kicks are as much about the quality of the delivery than the players in the box.

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      is that collymore?

      that guy is a broken record

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      1. Cheggers
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        Dunno I agree about Drogba taking corners, he should be in the box.

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        1. Jermaine Chigurh
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          Chelsea have other big players to put in the box. What they don't have is other players who can deliver a good set-piece.

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  25. IceMan DB
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    arsenal team news?

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Szczesny, Sagna, Vermaelen, Squillaci, Gibbs, Song, Wilshere, Walcott, Ramsey, Arshavin, Van Persie

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        Subs: Lehmann, Denilson, Eboue, Chamakh, Henderson, Miquel, Bendtner.

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      2. Jermaine Chigurh
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        That's bad. Nasri and Clichy being out meas my rival get Elokobi off the bench.

        I suppose Fabregas has played his last game for Arsenal.

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  26. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Lampard & Terry, 20.2 in price, at home, against a Newcastle team without Nolan and Tiote, and they are going to get me a combined score of 2. Wow.

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    1. MCH
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      Plenty of time left to rack up some points.

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  27. Reed_Rothchild
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    So Shevchenko got an assist today...LOL!

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  28. TommyK
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    Jamsiep via twitter: "F*cking hell Lampard, you are so shite."

    MASSIVE PLUS ONE!!!!

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    1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      shame on you tk

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      1. Cheggers
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        Anelka has been worse.

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  29. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Villa - Friedel; Walker, Dunne, Collins, L Young; Delph, Reo-Coker, Petrov; Downing, Bent, A Young

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    1. njfsdkffslkf
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      So much for that weak team rumour - but then again Reo Coker is playing

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    2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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      come on rvp!

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      1. MCH
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        Hope he rips them a new one. But that Walker also miracles a few points.

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  30. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    West Ham - Green, Spence, Tomkins, Gabbidon, Bridge, Spector, Collison, Hitzlsperger, Hines, Ba, Piquionne

    Subs: Boffin, Da Costa, Upson, Parker, Sears, Keane, Cole

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    1. Cheggers
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      Super... Super Jon.... Super..... Super Jon

      Super Johnny Spector!!

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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        championship fodder

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