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17 May 2011 1056 comments
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Sunday drops the curtain on our Fantasy seasons, signalling that it’s time for us to free up the part of our brains dedicated to the fortunes of our squads. Our thoughts and energies can now turn to such pressing matters as DIY, gardening, cleaning the car and spending time with our partners and friends. Alternatively, we could pass the time picking the bones out of the season passed.

Let’s go for option B.

Our end of season coverage kicks-off next week, with plenty of ideas up our sleeve to help you into June and July, when the pre-season friendlies and transfer merry-go-round will have us pondering selections for the 2011-12 shift.

Things start now with our Team of the Season awards – a process we’re opening up to you guys. We’re going to be running polls to gather your views on the players that earn acclaim as the leading Fantasy Football figures this season. Just to be clear, you’re voting on those players who had the biggest impact from a Fantasy perspective – taking their points tallies, price and performances into account. Your votes will help shape our thinking for the Team of the Season awards, with coverage coming your way early next week.

We start proceedings with the voting for the Goalkeeper of the season. Few introductions are needed for the candidates on offer here, so you can get right down to the voting. You’ll find the poll on the front page above this week’s Captain Poll. Voting the goalkeeper of the season will close on Thursday morning.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. jkw
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    what do i have to do on grease monkey to get the scores?

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    1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Stroke its genitals.

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  2. Dhubanmonkey
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Will Huth play tonight?

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    1. Bigo1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      No he is out

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  3. P0mpey
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Any news on the City team for tonight, Really hoping Silva and Kolarov do not play and Yaya does so Dawson can come off my bench and win me my work league weekly cash prize.

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    1. Claypole
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      14 years, 6 months ago

      I'm in a similar position mate. Have bent on my bench, need silva to not be playing. Hopefully not even on the man city bench or could end up with 2 mins play and 1 point!

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  4. bmb100
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Can anyone grease me please? 😀

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    1. bmb100
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Anyone?

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        (c)=284/472 60.1% Bench=302 13.6%

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      2. Demí
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Sorry for missing you out bmb. I ran out of grease.

        # (c)=284/472 60.1% Bench=302 13.6%

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        1. bmb100
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          No worries.

          Not so keen on the bench score, but happy to be over 60% with my captain choice.

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  5. 7923dos
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    # (c)=230/417 55.1% Bench=188 9%

    My bench seem quite low
    But so does my captain % tbf lol

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      (C) %age is good, but 230 points is not so high
      Wow @ bench. Ive got 331 points on it!!

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  6. Rasping Drive
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone care to "grease" me please? A huge fall from grace over the last 2 months 🙁

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    1. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      I just greased you and it was great. Hope you liked it too.

      # (c)=231/456 50.6% Bench=262 12.1%

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      1. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks Garg, felt great! Trying to chase down a lead has gone extraordinarily tits up!

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  7. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Site fail???

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      It must crash when it senses war!

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  8. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    never noticed this at the time, check out balotelli randomly try and hack down yaya in the celebration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZvLOdurPmA#t=2m40s

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    1. 7923dos
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      epic

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  9. 7923dos
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone on here got a bench % less than mine? 9%?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      nothing to be proud of, anyone can get a low score by having non-playing subs

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  10. Mr. Greedy
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Got to be Ben Foster surely? Only player I've kept all season.

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    1. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      +1

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  11. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    As regards football look alikes- I think it's hard to top this one.....

    http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lookalikes/68788/shit-lookalikes-paul-scharner-freeman-from-half-life.html

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  12. Kingston
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Could someone grease me too? Sorry to be a pain

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  13. TommyK
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Wow- there's a ridiculous amount of floaters on here today!

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    1. pieces
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      What !!! Use the bogbrush - I find it works a treat for floaters. *says he bobbing on top*

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      1. TommyK
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Ah Mark's got rid of them for me 😉

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        1. pieces
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          Yeah he culled 1 of my posts earlier - to be fair it was a silly comment that could easily have been misconstrued. Sorry mark 😀

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  14. Demí
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Kingston

    # (c)=257/448 57.3% Bench=256 11.7%

    Enjoy!

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    1. Kingston
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks for that mate. Distinctly average

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  15. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Can someone grease me up too?

    Was 57% on the captain one about 2 months back.....I'd say it's fallen considerably

    Cheers

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Here you go iCon

      # (c)=247/434 56.9% Bench=227 10.6%

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers, not much change 🙂

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      2. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        haha, fallen considerably by %.1!!

        Think the %ages are irrelevant, just the scores
        247 is good for a Cap total and 227 is not too many on the bench, if you consider you will generally have 6-10 even on a good week

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      3. Nomar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Pretty much no difference there Icon. Good work!

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  16. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Can someone do the stats thingy for my team please?

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    1. Adnan Shah
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      (c)=295/452 65.2% Bench=190 8.6%

      That quite good.

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  17. Big Dunc
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Am fixing the crazy posts guys.... please bear with me 2 minutes

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  18. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Can someone grease me up too?

    Was 57% on the captain one about 2 months back…..I’d say it’s fallen considerably

    Cheers

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  19. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    So then, Man City to win to nil tonight? Sound like a likely outcome?

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      indeedy. Mind you I thought I was on a sure thing with liverpool & chelsea to win in an acca last weekend 😕

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Same boat mate. The Scots held up their end then those 2 let me down.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          What channel is the City game on, if any?

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          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            not sure mate, i'll be streaming

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 6 months ago

              Yeah, might have to do the same.

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        2. Get up ya bum
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          can't believe they both failed. Was confident it was easy money. Guess that's why they call it gambling 😛
          City win to nil sounds good to me.

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          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            2.4ish on betfair. Good price IMO.

            I've backed Liverpool for the last month or so and they've done me well so not too bothered

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            1. Get up ya bum
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 6 months ago

              yeah get on that, I've been on a very good run too for last few weeks so was overdue a loss.
              you reckon you guys will get a result v wolves?

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              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 6 months ago

                hmmmm it's a weird one. A draw is no good to anyone really so i can see both sides going for the win. However i don't think we will win but i'm hoping it won't matter.

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                1. Get up ya bum
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 6 months ago

                  Draw would probably be enough for wolves at least, as long as 1 of brum, wigan & blackpool don't get 3 pts. You guys would need 2 of them to not get 3 pts. Your right though both will want the win to guarantee safety.
                  As a neutral I have to say relegation would be just desserts for these venky's chaps. Obviously don't really get the game, sacking such a successful manager off the bat and carrying on about ronaldinho etc. when they should have been worried about staying in the prem. Fans like yourself don't deserve it though!

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                  1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 6 months ago

                    We are above Wolves

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                  2. Get up ya bum
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 6 months ago

                    ahh sorry my bad, draw would suit you more then. good luck.

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                  3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 6 months ago

                    Cheers man but like i said, a draw is really no good for either team. We could draw with Wolves on Sunday and both of us could go down!! Unlikely but possible

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      yep. 1-0 is a classic man city result. almost as likely as an auxerre 1-1

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    3. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Looks quite likely, especially as it looks like Huth, Pennant and Etherington don't look like they'll be playing tonight.

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  20. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    What's up with posts....mine appearing halfway up the page

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  21. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Best two defenders for GW 38?

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    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Dawson and Hangeland

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  22. Big Dunc
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    test

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    1. Big Dunc
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      ok, all sorted. Always goes crazy when people reply to a moderated post..... sorry if I deleted your post, its the only way I know how to fix it!

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Job well done.

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    2. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      thanks

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  23. Fudge
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    can i be greased please? hehe sounds dirty.

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    1. Demí
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      It's absolute filth

      # (c)=241/427 56.4% Bench=330 16.2%

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      1. Big Dunc
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Hmm. I've picked the correct captain just 6 times all season..... probably explains a few things

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Job lot of Swarfega needed on FFS today...

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      3. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        What's yours Demi?

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        1. Demí
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          # (c)=411/411 56.4% Bench= 82 3.2%

          8)

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          1. Demí
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            *100%

            Standard tbh

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          2. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            411/411 56.4%

            You idiot.

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            1. Demí
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 6 months ago

              Rookie Alert.

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              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                • 16 Years
                14 years, 6 months ago

                2 mooB!

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  24. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Any further word on Silva?

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  25. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    It's fixed.

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  26. Wolverine
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    city vs stoke not on tele?? Can't find it on sky sports or ESPN??

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      I can't find it either. Maybe some rule that they can't show a game that clashes with the play-offs?

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      1. Wolverine
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        cardiff vs reading it is then!

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        could just be it's not on tv as it was a relatively late postponement

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 6 months ago

          Or that it features 2 of the dullest teams this season...

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          1. applebonkers
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            • 16 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            nothing dull about 3 holding midfielders and james milner

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            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 6 months ago

              hehe

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          2. Wolverine
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 6 months ago

            4-3 to city tonight then...

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    1. herman murman
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      thats very good, although it has been linked on here a few times

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      1. SaintMatt
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Just realised there's loades of them. Still funny though but they do all get a bit repetitive.

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    2. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      "don't worry he's got the west brom job" 😆

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  27. herman murman
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    anyone watching Game of Thrones. thats some crazy sh1t

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  28. cucumber
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Posts finally fixed, so I'll ask it again
    top 3 defenders for GW38?

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    1. cucumber
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 6 months ago

      ignore that, just saw reply above

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  29. shiffo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Looks like the man city - stoke game is not on TV tonight?

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