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6 July 2011 492 comments
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At the end of last week Blackburn boss Steve Kean took several days out of his summer schedule to fly to Canada prior to the pre-season tour of Austria. The future of David “Junior” Hoilett was the cause of the diversion; with Hoilett out of contract at Ewood at the end of the coming season, Kean wasted no time in taking the initiative with contract discussions as the Premier League elite begin to wake up to the attacker’s talents.

Hoilett was unquestionably the big plus to come out of Kean’s first season in charge of the club. At times, he was a saving grace – popping up with priceless goals that ultimately helped to preserve Blackburn’s tenuous grip on Premier League survival.

In Fantasy terms Hoilett emerged as an unlikely source of points within a less than profitable Rovers squad. Five goals, an assist and 10 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) Bonus points were a decent return for a player valued at just 4.5 in the initial player list, a price that dropped to just 4.0 at the tail-end of the season – a period which saw Hoilett come to the fore.

Having been frustrated at first-team opportunities up until Christmas, Hoilett’s pace and trickery was unleashed by the turn of the year and his influence on Rovers grew significantly. Classed as a forward in some Fantasy games, most notably the FPL, Hoilett’s potential was somewhat hindered but, despite a role on the Rovers flanks, his goal tally began to justify that classification. By the end of the season Hoilett has claimed the mantle as Blackburn’s key attacking talent and ensured that Kean would pull out all the stops to ensnare him on a new long-term contract.

Certainly the signs are good for Kean and Rovers – Hoilett has expressed his desire to remain at the club and that might just be great news for Fantasy managers who may well turn to his attacking talent again this season.

“I am happy at Blackburn Rovers playing for them consistently and of course I would be prepared to sign a new contract…I just kept focused, listened to family and friends and when I got my shot I had to take it. I had to work hard and capitalise on every opportunity I got. I did that and showed a consistent performance to keep myself in the side.”

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  • Hoilett’s five league goals last season were fetched from just 11 appearances from gameweek 24 onwards. During that spell Hoilett also earned 9 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) Bonus Points to emerge as a very credible budget target for the season run-in. A strong end to the season would suggest that Hoilett is capable of hitting the ground running this term.

  • Those Bonus Points were no fluke. The Opta statistics available to our Members indicate that his influence on Blackburn’s overall attacking threat were significant. Hoilett’s statistics for “Successful Dribbles”, “Key Passes” and average shots per game were easily the most impressive on show within the Rovers squad. That would indicate that Hoilett is likely to keep earning strong Bonus returns should he remain at Ewood.

  • The FPL will be thinking long and hard about Hoilett’s classification this season. There’s every chance that he will be reverted to a midfielder which would surely guarantee greater consideration from Fantasy managers. As a low-to-mid price midfield option, Hoilett would be a very worthy target. If he should remain a forward, Hoilett’s price would have to remain in the budget bracket to encourage investment.

  • Steve Kean must surely look to extend Blackburn’s attacking options in the Summer. While this could take some of the responsibility from Hoilett in terms of goals, it could also aid his development and certainly increase his potential for assists should he be played in tandem with a regular goal threat.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Firstly, I would like to say how much I enjoyed this article ... 🙂

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    1. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Liar.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        No - it's true. If the fixtures turn around for Blackburn, or they start to develop alarming mid-table properties, I will be in there! 😉

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      2. Bubbles
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Credit where it's due, MMW made that sound very convincing.

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
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          😀

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  2. PFOR
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Uh oh - here comes a Soup buggu 🙂

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      1-1

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  3. H Dog
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    So, inter milan have said they need to sell before they can buy.

    Presuming that relates to Tevez, has Tevez done United a favour?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      😯 What a delicious irony ... sorry, bit slow on the uptake, there! 🙂

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    2. PFOR
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      New coach prefers 3-4-3, something Sneijder won't fit into.

      Money needed for players like Montolivo. Eto'o-Tevez swap is a long shot at this stage, but they certainly won't buy him. Alvarez could spell the end for Sneijder too.

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    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      But they could have had Tevez for free by swapping Eto for him. Appar they declined th offer, so maybe you are right...they would prefer SELLING and BUYING.

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  4. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 17 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    There are some players I don't warm to and some I do. Hoillet is firmly in the latter category. He was a great bargain striker for me last season for a few weeks.

    Best thing is that his name rhymes with toilet, which means there's loads of scope for phrases like he's a great number two striker, my hoilet is broken (when injured), he's flushed out that defence, floated that goal in, there goes the turd for the hattrick...etc...etc

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    1. PFOR
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Brilliant Jonty!

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    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      😆 Oh, I'll have to get him now ... just to keep me regular ... 😉

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    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Or team name....Brown Pugh in Hoillet

      😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Diarra in the Hoillet 🙁

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        1. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Pepe in the Hoillet?

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        2. J0E
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          • 17 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          that's my second favourite ever team name...second only to bedknobs and broomsticks' legendary team name Chim Chim Djourou.

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Wow - I didn't see that one - delicious!!! 😀

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          2. Christina.
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Mame Diouf & Papa Diop

            Mame,Papa & Bebe

            😀

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          3. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Its still available if you want it Jonty. I'm going with the mildly surreal stylings of The Lampard Horror this year.

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            1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              The thing is - it has to go with your avatar ... 😉

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              1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                ... although Dick Fran Dyke could use it ...

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                1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
                  • 17 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Weirdly, my real name isn't actually Bedknobs and Boomsticks. I only made it up to go with my team name of Naboombu Utd a few seasons ago. 😉

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                  1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Aha - so why the great avatar? 🙂

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                2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
                  • 17 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Its David Tomlinson singing 'Bobbing Along' in Bedknobs and BRoomsticks on the way to referee a football matach on the lost island of Naboombu. I did change to a picture of a Boomstick weilding Ash from Evil Dead 3: The Medievil Dead for a while, but it just wasn't the same.

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                  1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    I know - I love it - it cheers me up every time! 😀

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      2. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        all we need now is for Blackburn to bring Chique Arce out of retirement and they've got one hell of a commentator's nightmare in the offing next season.
        Arce...hoilet..arce..hoilet...eeewww, he made a real mess of that....etc..etc.

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          This one could run and run!!! 😆

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Is there an official name for the Hoilett wagon yet? Maybe the log flume?

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            1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              That will certainly do-do it ... 😉

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            2. Bubbles
              • 17 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              😀 And it could have the slogan:

              'Don't follow through with a van der Faart, get on the Hoilett!'

              Bandwagon set-up complete. Now all we need is FPL to re-open! 😡

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      3. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Lift the seat Hoillet

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    4. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      So funny I nearly (Lil') Pea'd in my Pantsil

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        😀 LOL!

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      2. Bob.
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I Think I need a Shittu now!

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          FFS has gone potty this morning ... 😉

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            We're flushed with success

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            1. Marknlard
              • 17 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              Things have taken a cistern for the worst.

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              1. Gargamel
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                • 17 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                😳

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            2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              It's made me very nappy ... 😀

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          2. In Like Flynn.
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            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Hmmm toilet jokes. It's like waiting for the end of term. Come on FPL PLEASE! If only to save us from reverting to 12 year olds. 🙂

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            1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              We're just papering over the cracks ... 😉

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              1. In Like Flynn.
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                What happened to "Wine Wars" M M W? Has Jafalad retired from the field?

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                1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Yep - never ever responded! 😀

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                  1. Jafalad
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    No response needed.

                    I rest my (wine) case 😉

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                  2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    15 years, 1 month ago

                    Yes - although I can't help thinking that the undertaker was right when he said he preferred wood ... 😉

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  5. H Dog
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    No, swansea, you don't want Stockdale.

    You want to buy Scott Loach from Watford for 3 million

    When you wake up, you will walk around in a drunken haze, spouting enormous amounts of codswallop, eventually ending in you confirming a 10 million bid.

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Shhh!!! You'll upset applebonkers ...

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    2. Marknlard
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Can you have much hope for Watford next season? There's nearly nothing left.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        11/4 for relegation still seems a good bet Marknlard.

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      2. H Dog
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I didn't have much hope last season, but look where we ended up.

        Sure, we lost our best 2 players and manager, but in Dyche we have an ambitious gamble, but only time will tell whether he is any good.

        We have also signed two new faces, and the new owner is making the right sort of noises, so i'm not resigned to playing yeovil yet

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  6. colinbmx
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    According to the tweets, Scott Dann might be about to sign for Stoke. What does that mean for Huth and Shawcross? Could one of them be on their way out or will the three of them rotate?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      huth will shift to rb imo like he did at the start of last season ...

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      1. colinbmx
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Not often you see someone his size playing right back but if he can make it work then fair enough. Huth was one of the stalwarts in my team last season so I'd like to keep him.

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Huth at RB would be an even more attractive prospect imo, an almost must have.

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          1. Microcuts
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I think there would be a fair few small nippy wingers that would not find Huth at RB an attractive prospect!

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            1. In Like Flynn.
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              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              True Microcuts, a bit like running into a movable brick wall.

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You think? It's usually pretty noticeable...

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  7. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    http://www.engadget.com/2011/07/06/chocolate-printer-makes-3d-molds-of-your-edible-visions/

    I kind of lol'd and then retched a bit at the thought of an actual chocolate heart...

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    1. O Fenomeno
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Haha that is brilliant! Love the facial expressions!

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  8. In Like Flynn.
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    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    When we sign up on FPL for this season,do we re-register or is it updated automatically? I've always changed team names so details are different.

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    1. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      What's your username and password?

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        😛

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Hadihaha. 🙂

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Think it auto updates, I dont remember doing anything last year 🙂

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        you have to log in using your old username/password, but you kind of need to 'register' for the new season, at which point you get a new user ID

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        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          SOunds good to me i was speaking with the coordinator of our cash minileague this morning, and now im itching to get going.

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          1. Bob.
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Hmm I hope I will get enough people together this year! Ive won the last few so its putting people off!

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            1. Kings of Lyon ★
              • 15 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              see I won last year by 150 points so im happy taking a bit of distance from organising it. We do incentives in our league too though like prize for highest monthly score, and you could run your own cup (champs league format) if you get 16 people. It keeps people interested.

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              1. In Like Flynn.
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                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                My local gives four pints to the monthly high scorer in our league. Not massive I know but welcome all the same.

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                1. Kings of Lyon ★
                  • 15 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Thats pretty good, we get 30 quid if we top the month but 4 pint would be a welcome addition, wheres this local, i may need to relocate 😛

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                2. Soop
                  • 16 Years
                  15 years, 1 month ago

                  Mine did too, but then the manager left, and I still haven't recieved any prizes for about 3 months of wins :/

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        2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          ID #1 will be mine!

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          1. Christina.
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            There should be a prize for that.

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks chaps, I'm sure I'll struggle through.

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  9. Big Bad Barry
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Sounds a good defence Dann huth and shawcross typical Stoke big and strong. Who's the left back?

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      pugh/collins/higginbotham will be rotated at lb...

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  10. Mak_Gold
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Do team links remain the same for every season,or is the ID just a no. of when you registered for the game?I mean,can I check someone's team using his team ID from last season?I have bookmarked McGurn's team. 😀

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      i wish. Gotta start all over again and go for #1

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    2. Demí
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I did the same for Reeson's team, didn't help much 😛

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      1. Mak_Gold
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks,I thought so. 🙂

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    3. Excused By Bemused Confusio…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Links in peoples names will be very random for a few weeks

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  11. mo 10 years on FFS? Join my…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Mark,

    Just looking at the stats in the members section.

    What's the point of just having 1 seasons worth of data? That's not going to show us much at all with regards to historical trends etc.

    Seems like a waste of resource for the stats section of the members site. I imagine that this is opta's doing but that's a hefty price to pay for stats that you can not really compare much to.

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  12. dystopia.
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    anyone think Torres will go well early with the soft fixtures? He has his old trainer back and AVB tweaking the formation around him... Reckon he would come in sub 10.0 after last seasons form?

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    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Na i reckon he'l be 11 and on my team sheet

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        will be taking a peek pre season

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    2. Excused By Bemused Confusio…
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      No chance sub 10. Probably about 11.5 or 12. I think I'll have a punt for first few weeks

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      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        My forward line will probably be Bent...cheap one (Ba maybe or hoillet) then an expensive one. Its between RVP and Torres for me..pre season will be key. I can see Arsenal shredding Newcastle a new one at the start of the season...they have a habit of starting seasons with some very high scoring games, fab or not.

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  13. Hanso Lo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Howdy y'all...Can i ask who here is using the iphone (iphone 4) and if so, have you got the fantasy football app? Is it worth using it as it seems great to me but just curious on functionality when the season is actually up-and-running...

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    1. H Dog
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I answer yes to all those questions.

      I don't really see why i have it, i find it easier just using the internet

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      1. Hanso Lo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I see...and it works fine yeah? I mean the info is accurate and all that? And the changes you make to your team...does it reflect correctly or is it worth double checking things? Just dont want to use something that may end up costing me...

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        1. H Dog
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          No, it works fine.

          It's just i use safari in order to make sure i am doing the right thing

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          1. Hanso Lo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Haha...kewl...I shall try it then and see how it all pans out. Thanks H Dog

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      2. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        I agree!

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    2. gatzi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Worst 'I have an iPhone 4' post ever

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Worst jealous person post ever

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        1. Hanso Lo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          + 1000 @O Fenomeno...@Gatzi: pretty stupid comment seeing as this is a forum for asking things related to Fantasy Football..

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    1. TommyK
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      There's probably already a photoshopped version with sharks at the bottom! 😀

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      1. TO
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        🙂 lol

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  14. Big Bad Barry
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    15 years, 1 month ago

    I

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  15. Big Bad Barry
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    All you need is fantasy footy scout for well informed adice. Link your team easy as!

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    1. Marknlard
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Speaking of which, has your link still got a virus?

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      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        +1.

        DONT CLICK THIS GUYS LINK!!!

        Get him banned!!!

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        1. Boom!!!
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          eh?i think he sorted out his fpl link way back n apologised as well...

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Never saw the apology ...

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              1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                Well - you carry on - I shall stay where I am ... 😐

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  16. arcadia
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    who needs the game to open.......

    based on opening fixtures, below looks pretty good

    FW RVP 12
    FW Bent 9.5
    FW Torres 11

    MD N'zogbia(WIG AST LIV)7
    MD Walcott 8.5
    MD Dempsey 7.5
    MD O'hara 5.5
    MD Taraabt 6

    DEF Kompany 6.5
    DEF Alcaraz 4.5
    DEF Collins 5.5
    DEF Terry 7

    GK Al Habsi 4.5
    GK Harper 5

    Total 100m

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    1. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      u have 1 def less 😛

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    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      one def short

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    3. Hanso Lo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      You're missing a 5th defender there...

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      1. Hanso Lo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        There must be a weird twilight-zone echo thing happening...can you tell you're missing a defender on your list? Haha...

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        1. Hanso Lo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          ...and I'm not sure what purpose this list has as setting your team up for just one gameweek isn't a very good strategy..(just saying)

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    4. ManofKent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Decent guess at prices - can I play with only four defenders? 🙂

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    5. gatzi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I *think* you're missing a 5th defender, put not sure if the posts above are accurate enough 😛

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Kompany 7 mil imo!

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        1. Sasquatch
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Boo-urns!

          7m for a goal a season defender?

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Not ideal, is it?

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  17. MA
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Hate turning up late to a party, but the word play on hoilett has made my morning 😀

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      He's a bit thick, isn't he? 😐

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      1. King Nil Miss ✩
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        He’s a bit sick, isn’t he? 😐

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        1. Microcuts
          • 15 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          What a donut.

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Job done! 😉

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    2. Marknlard
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      On University Challenge this week, there was a round about guns- they showed photos of 3 different machine guns and the team had to identify them. I WAS SO OUTRAGED I JUMPED ON A BUS AND SHOT A PENSIONER.

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    3. Bubbles
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I don't quite see what he's done that's oh-so wrong there...

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      1. Marknlard
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, that's what I thought Bubbles. I bet those tshirts can be bought in Top Man (or wherever the trendy kids go nowadays).

        No big deal whatsoever.

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        1. Soop
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          It's in poor taste, and it's annoying, but there's nothing that bad about it.

          Adebayor's T-shirt was just a gian't face palm. Involved in a terrifying shooting incident + happily wearing a T-shirt glorifying guns some weeks later = massive facepalm

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          1. Microcuts
            • 15 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I doubt it would be a problem for Joe Public to wear it.

            I don't think he realises just how much attention he's going to get and how everything he does is magnified. Or maybe he does.

            Either way, he keeps me entertained. I love a good Balotelli scoop.

            //eagerly awaiting the next one.

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  18. King Nil Miss ✩
    • 15 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Good news for Blues!

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11095_7022373,00.html

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    1. AP
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Where would he play with Torres?

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Torres is the ceremonial statue ...

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      2. King Nil Miss ✩
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Now that´s a good question.. I can´t see that either.. Drogba makes a good 2nd striker but Torres not so much!

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        1. Hanso Lo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          It could very well turn into a Man U situation where strikers are rotated depending on fixtures. AVB did say it was a collective effort now...I've stopped reading and "almost" believing rumours until AVB has at least seen the team and made comments about new faces.

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  19. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    A little culture ftw wyw ... 😉

    The world is too much with us; late and soon,
    Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers;
    Little we see in Nature that is ours;
    We have given our hearts away, a sordid boon!
    This Sea that bares her bosom to the moon,
    The winds that will be howling at all hours,
    And are up-gathered now like sleeping flowers,
    For this, for everything, we are out of tune;
    It moves us not.–Great God! I’d rather be
    A Pagan suckled in a creed outworn;
    So might I, standing on this pleasant lea,
    Have glimpses that would make me less forlorn;
    Have sight of Proteus rising from the sea;
    Or hear old Triton blow his wreathed horn.

    –William Wordsworth, The World is Too Much With Us (1807)

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      I like the last part 🙂

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yeeesss ... the first two stanzas are a bit near the bone for you, Soop!!! 😉

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        1. Jafalad
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          "He ganne pullen upp her smoke
          ...and in he thronge" ("e" is pronounced as "ay" in middle English).

          Chaucer, The Merchant's Tale.

          Just for you Merry Mike 😉

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            And this is for everyone ... 😀

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwZfmViKA2A&feature=related

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        2. Soop
          • 16 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          I don't understand what you mean 🙁

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            He is extracting the urine out of consumerists ... 😉

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            1. Soop
              • 16 Years
              15 years, 1 month ago

              oh, I get that yeah. I suppose I am quite materialistic, but in a Zen way B)

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              1. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
                • 15 Years
                15 years, 1 month ago

                om

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    2. Portsmouth Bubblejet
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      7/10

      Pagan requires excessive suckling, and so is far too weak for the cut and thrust of the Premier League. One sliding tackle from Huth & Shawcross and his creed would be outworn for the season - a definite injury risk.

      Proteus may be good at rising from the sea, but is useless on the deck and so is unlikely to guarantee you a clean sheet. Replace with the much more reliable Kolarov.

      And as for old Triton, well, "blowing your wreathed horn" may be an anatomically impressive party trick, but it is also a red card offence in all UEFA countries.

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      1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        😆 Blimey - excellent critique!!! 😆

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      2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Errr - see my link, just above - you will surely love it!!! 😀

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Who, if I screamed, would hear me amongst the ranks of angels?
          And even if one clutched me suddenly to its heart,
          I would periish from the power of its presence.
          For beauty is nothing but the beginnings of a terror we can hardly bear,
          And it amazes us so, for it nonchalantly declines to destroy us.
          Every angel is terrifying.

          -Some German poet, can't remember who

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          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            Rainer Maria Rilke, if I'm not very much mistaken - Wittgenstein's favourite ...

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  20. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    So how about Tevez in exchange for Maicon and Eto'o??

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      That's exactly what City need; more players.

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  21. Hanso Lo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Which players do you guys feel always seem to be mentioned or picked that you wouldn't ever consider for your team; but seem to get points or have favourable moments in seasons? I know Pederson had a run which i never got involved in and I don't see him as an option ever...any others worth noting (and why)?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Tevez - so the sooner he buggers off to sunny climes, the better!!! 😡

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    2. Boom!!!
      • 15 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      adam 👿

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    3. gatzi
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Kuyt

      I think he's a terrible player but he just seems to pop up and get the points. He had a good run at the end of the season but I would never ever pick him

      Normally overpriced for what he is but for that spell he was great

      Same with Maxi for that spell

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      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Yes. Kuyt. I never got him last season because of my experiences in the previous two seasons, where he'd have a run of good games, then I'd get him in and he'd do sweet f**k all for weeks.

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      2. Microcuts
        • 15 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Any Liverpool player. Everytime I put them in, they do nothing, as soon as I take them out because they have an unfavourable run/bad form: Bang, double figure points haul.

        See: Kuyt and Maxi this season, Benayoun and Torres within the last couple of years, and even Gerrard.

        Staying the hell away next season....he says....

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    4. dystopia.
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      i rememeber there was a time that yakubu would always score goals but as soon as id buy him he would get nothing whatsoever....

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    5. Sasquatch
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Bent. Always scored goals, and it's not that I don't rate him... He just never seems to be on my radar for some reason. Think I've listened to too many work colleagues bemoan his string of two point hauls during which they repeatedly made him captain.

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      1. Marknlard
        • 17 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Think I'll have Bent for most of this season. Not a captain kind of player, which he probably should be for the price of about 9.0, but he'll pick up the point regularly.

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        1. Sasquatch
          • 17 Years
          15 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, this may be the season I finally get him in. Will wait a while to see how Villa are set up under McLeish. Will Bent be on pens this season?

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 17 Years
            15 years, 1 month ago

            I've never owned Dempsey. Ever. Don't know why, he just never seems to make it into my team.

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    6. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Dunn. You'll Captain him. He'll score. But then get taken off injured after 54 minutes....

      Huth/Hangeland - You can never tell when they'll get the big points, and when they do, they're likely to be on your bench.

      Any defensive midfielder that is classed as a midfielder in the game.

      Fabregas - Overpriced, doesn't want to be here. Effortless play, and injury prone?

      Any Man City player that isn't Tevez, Kompany or Hart. Silva and Yaya at a push, especially next season. Rotation in that midfield with the champions league is going to be hugeeee.

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  22. Soop
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Just heard that Villa rejected an offer for Downing, and are holding out for ~20m.

    At this rate, by the time the spending regulations come around, each club will be able to afford one player.

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    1. dystopia.
      • 17 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      they should just play their wildcard

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  23. Sasquatch
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Looks like Mata could be on the move. Valencia have signed Pablo Piatti, apparently as a replacement for Mata.

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  24. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    baines, could never afford him usually had coleman or jags ,bad management especially as for the last 22 weeks i had sagna.

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  25. tosey
    • 16 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    SSN breaking news

    chelsea enquire about nasri

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Who's the popular boy now?!?!? 😯

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    2. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      15 years, 1 month ago

      Give us Alex. That would be nice.

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      1. TO
        • 16 Years
        15 years, 1 month ago

        Injury Prone. We want Luiz

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  26. Sasquatch
    • 17 Years
    15 years, 1 month ago

    Gervinho deal to be wrapped up by this evening according to Ian McGarry.

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