Pre-Season
14 July 2011 832 comments
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The pre-season has shifted into gear over the past 48-hours as some of the Premier League’s top sides begun their preparatory campaigns. Showpiece matches could be found across the globe with venues ranging from the shores of Malaysia, the United States of America and a barren training ground pitch in Cobham.

Both Arsenal and Liverpool played in Asia yesterday with youngsters Aaron Ramsey and Andy Carroll putting in the first eye-catching performances of the summer. Meanwhile, over the Atlantic, Man United started their stateside tour against New England Revolution and came out on top thanks to the intervention of their bench-warming strike duo – Michael Owen and Federico Macheda.

West Brom are also in the US and their defensive fragility was on show again as they fell foul of an audacious 90 yard goal in a 2-1 defeat to San Jose Eathquakes – Jerome Thomas fetching the Baggies goal.

Chelsea continue their relentless pursuit of the Luka Modric but playmaker Yossi Benayoun issued a timely reminder of his flair and talent, impressing in a behind closed doors friendly with a sumptuous double-flick lob as the Blue saw off Wycombe by a 3-0 margin. Sunderland and Fulham also had fixtures this last week and Cottagers are in action again tonight as they take on Crusaders in their UEFA Europa League second round qualification tie.

A reminder that full details of all these games can be found in our Pre-Season Form Guide linked at the top of your page as we track the form of players and teams going into the big kick-off.

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  1. Arn De Gothia
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    🙂

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  2. NeedleVor
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    Great first day at the open.

    My picks Kaymer and Uihlein providing the flair - Kaymer down from 25/1 to 11/1 JF and Uihlein down from 750/1 to 300/1. 🙂

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    1. iCon
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      I'm not talking about mine :'(

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      I'm on Glover and Simpson amongst others, so I'm pleased with the first day as well.

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      1. Goose
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        I'm on them 2 also plus Overton who's going well! Trying not to get too excited yet but the worst odds of the 3 was 100/1!

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          I don't know if you bet on golf much but there is a very long way to go - I'd save the excitement at least until the end of the third round!

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        2. Kingston
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          I've got oberton at 125/1 each way and donald to win. Long way to go yet. Kaymer could be the one

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          1. Kingston
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            *overton*

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    3. benjscott
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      i had lewis at 400/1 now 28/1 and overton and rock going nicely. cum on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Tommytour
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        Got Lewis at 1000/1, 90/1 for Top 10, 30/1 Top 5!

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      2. applebonkers
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        amateurs never last for 4 rounds

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        1. Tommytour
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          Justin Rose, Rory Mcilroy? I went round with Donald the following week and lewis impressed me more hence the bet! Im a golf pro by the way! Sergio was other bet!

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  3. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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    FPL just started at 9 pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      That might work if it wasn't 8.15...

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      1. Baletelli
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        Ever heard of a time zone?

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        1. iCon
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          might work if it was actually open!

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        2. Dave Bauer
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          Yes, yes I have.

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      2. Kuqi Monster
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        lol looks like someone doesn't know there time zones...

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          And it looks like someone doesn't know "there" English.

          So this person is in a different time zone where it's already past 9? Well that's super, except FPL isn't open, so still wrong.

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          1. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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            That was a joke... And look how many retards come to discus about time zone.......

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            1. Dave Bauer
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              Awesome.

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            2. Shakey
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              it was a really funny joke too, look at how many of them laughed.

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              1. Dave Bauer
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                It was like our board was suddenly visited by (insert name of favourite comedian).

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            3. Twisted Saltergater
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              You're making a 'joke' about a uk based game that concerns the English Premier League and are posting on a uk based forum and you want everyone reading your comment to know that you're in a different time zone??

              Go and read up on an English sense of humour.

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          2. Kuqi Monster
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            I am shattered give me a break!

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          3. Baletelli
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            Looks like someone was proven to be a complete and utter moron, completely unaware of different time zones, and they are now trying to reverse it THEIR failings on someone else.

            Man up.

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            1. Dave Bauer
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              *sighs*

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              1. Twisted Saltergater
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                lol, don't worry Jack. You're not the only one shaking their head in disbelief. 😉

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                1. Dave Bauer
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                  Appreciate the solidarity brother!

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      3. Shane Ferguson 4.0
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        I am talking about my time zone, I dont care about your at all!!!!!!!

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          You're a genius mate.

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        2. sailor x
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          Čini mi se da smo u istoj zoni Mangulice 🙂

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    1. O Fenomeno
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      Ouch!!

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  4. O Fenomeno
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    Anyone believe this? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Ching-Yuen

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    1. 7923dos
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      no

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    2. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
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      I wish I did. Love this type of story, so quirky and cute in its ways.

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  5. TheHazard
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    Really looking forward to seeing Ben Arfa's preseason.

    Bags and bags of fantasy potential and possibly a knock down price.

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    1. iCon
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      Doubt he'll be that knock-down

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      1. TheHazard
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        Where's your money? 5.5?

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      2. Attila the Bum
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        He started last season at 5.0 and played two games, why would they increase his price much more?

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        1. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
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          that sums it up for me right there.

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    2. Kuqi Monster
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      definitely on my watch list

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      Plus Uno.
      Yeah last season was all too brief unfortunately, truncated by that mentalist menace De Jong.
      Pardew has said he sees Ben Arfa being deployed as a secondary striker (sort of Zola or Beardsley role) if thats the case and he is around the 5.5 or under mark (and classed as a midfielder) he could be a great punt.

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      1. iCon
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        defo sound good, but have a feeling they might stick him at 6.0 as he has serious potential and Newc were newly promoted last year (weren't they?)

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          We were newly promoted, yeah could be 6, I'd be suprised if he was any more than that.
          Tempted by Cabaye too, should be on set pieces and I do love players who are on freekicks, pens, corners etc. I suppose we'll have to see who is doing all the deadball stuff from the preseason friendlies.

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          1. iCon
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            Agreed....keep us posted won't you? Where are your boys? Asia?

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              USA annoyingly Barton wasn't allowed into the country (naughty naughty) so it'll be hard to see who is taking the set pieces obviously as he was the main one last season.
              Playing Darlington tomorrow though, not sure if that is the first team or reserves

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              1. iCon
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                Sticklers with their visas them yanks...

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          2. TheHazard
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            I don't see how he could go up a million after a season out with a broken leg.

            I'm hoping for 5. I'd be tempted at 5.5.

            You should probably get a striker by the way. FWIW you're welcome to Steve Howard.

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            1. TheHazard
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              Forgot about Ba

              http://i52.tinypic.com/t7fv2d.jpg

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            2. Attila the Bum
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              Steve Howard? No ta. 🙂
              Pardew was saying today there could be a megadeal on the cards for some striker. Feck knows who or whether its actually true.
              We missed out on Gervinho, some kind of contractual shindig stopped us getting Erding, Gameiro chose PSG - feck it. No idea who he's hinting at or whether it is just smoke and mirrors.

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              1. TheHazard
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                James McFadden is available on a free 🙂 - could be him?

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      2. TheHazard
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        Really good set piece taker, too. Genuine potential to be a right bargain.

        Only thing I can't fathom with you Geordies is your fixtures. Plenty of blue on the ticker, but a second glance reveals four away games in six after the tricky task of Arsenal in the season opener. And that for the team that scored the joint lowest away goals in the league last season.

        At the right price and a good pre season I'd definitely go for Ben Arfa, but I'll be treating your boys with caution.

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          Wise enough approach I think.
          Ba could be good for a cheap striker, was thinking of getting a 5under1and defender and a Newcastle defender to rotate a cheapy every week, but as I think you pointed out yesterday, although we have perfect rotation the home fixture tends to be a hard one. So dunno, will have to have a serious look.

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          1. TheHazard
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            Yeh, Ba does look decent tbf. I'll probably steer clear of the defenders after last year 😆

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            1. Attila the Bum
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              There's a restraining order on me writing about a certain Taylor (not Steven) on here after the last game of the season. 😛

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              1. TheHazard
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                😆 I think I've got one stopping me from posting about Sc0tt C@rs0n.

                The useless tit 😆

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          2. applebonkers
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            only issue with ba (based on only about 10 matches so not much) looks to be he's not getting assists to bulk up his points. a bit like bent and defoe i guess. given that an assist is pretty much as good as a goal for a striker it can be a big deal. although saying that unlike defoe and bent ba got some bonus points when he scored a single goal.

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            1. TheHazard
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              I agree about the bouns. If he's the focal point of the Newcastle attack (and he should be with the other options they have) then I think it's fair to assume he'll be in the points when Newcastle do well going forward.

              Still, when it comes to whether or not to get him a lot will depend on prices

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              1. applebonkers
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                agree. maybe his lack of assists was due to having to feed carlton cole 😉
                will potentially have better service too with barton, ben arfa, cabaye etc

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  6. Freshy
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    Matt Briggs, first pick on my team

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    1. Morrissey1986
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      Did you see his strike quality. Riise would of been proud.

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  7. O Fenomeno
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    your-free-pictures.net/lighter-fun.html

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  8. gaspar
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    "EPL 2010/11 Combined Sagna, Koscielny, Djourou and Squillaci were dribbled past on 34 times. Gael Clichy alone, 26 times. Via @EPLIndex" 😯

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    1. Shakey
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      In all fairness, full-backs are going to get dribbled past more than centre backs are.

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  9. DHWizzo
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    Fantastic – now FPL is open time for a little RMT!

    Schwarzer (Al Habsi)
    Vidic Luiz O’Shea Riise (Johnson)
    Albighton A.Young N’Zogs Dempsey (Sessegnon)
    RVP Hernandez (Odemwengie)

    1M in the bank.

    Whatcha think?

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    1. tosey
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      14 years, 5 months ago

      no chelsea attacking coverage
      no everton players
      no darren bent

      fail

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      1. mufc802
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        whys no everton players a fail?

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      Ho ho, good one.

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    3. Attila the Bum
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      I think the 'FPL is open' false shouts are incredibly yawnsome personally.
      That's what I think.

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      1. AP
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        *high fives*

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      2. TheHazard
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        It's open if you sign up to the fpl gold membership 😕

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      3. Marknlard
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        Attila says 'FPL is open', let's go let's go!

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        1. Attila the Bum
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          😆
          It's like one of those shopping mall CCTV clips where you see the fat women being trampled when they open a sale.

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          1. DHWizzo
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            So, +1 on the selection then?

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    4. iCon
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      Can't we're all busy picking our teams

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  10. O Fenomeno
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    This is one of the best things I have ever see:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch%253Fv%253DUuMmT3E-KVU

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    1. iCon
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      Link not working

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    2. Shakey
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      404

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    1. iCon
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      Tell me he falls or sumit...

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      1. O Fenomeno
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        No he just keeps doing cool tricks

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  11. iCon
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    Quick poll....Another Beer or Wine time?

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      Wine after beer, feel queer. Stick to the ale.

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      1. iCon
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        Wine before beer, feel beer, surely....i've lived by that for years

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        1. iCon
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          *Massive Fail 😆

          *Wine before beer, feel queer, surely….i’ve lived by that for years

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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            I believe the saying is actually "drink wine, you're a queer"

            It doesn't rhyme but my God it's accurate! 🙂

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            1. iCon
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              haha...was at a stag at weekend and got a bit of a battering for finishing the night on the red stuff

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              1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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                I was in Glasgow a few weeks back and had Buckfast for the first time.

                IT'S BLOODY DELICIOUS!

                Genuinely, I loved the stuff! MMW would be proud to see me savouring such a fine vintage! 😀

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            2. O Fenomeno
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              You Sir are a swine

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              1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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                Well I am a pork pie/sausage roll...so technically I'm about 12% (reformed) swine.

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          2. Dave Bauer
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            Actually it's the other way around, so double fail for you!

            (ner ner ne ner ner)

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    2. O Fenomeno
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      If red wine yes

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      1. iCon
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        As if it'd be anything else...a cheeky little Spaniard, think it's winning the tog'o'war

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        1. O Fenomeno
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          Have yourself A few glasses of red my friend, you deserve it.

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    3. applebonkers
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      bed time

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Wine, obviously ... 😉

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      1. iCon
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        Hmmm....can't keep up with some of the name changes...MMW?

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        1. CatMac
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          I've got the same problem iCon 🙁 I've worked out MMW, Tosey, Stevvi and Daniel but there are a few others I cant fathom.

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          1. iCon
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            Jeez, I thought i was doing well with one

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    5. dogtanion
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      Wine. I'm done with beer.

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  12. O Fenomeno
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    I am never watching cricket again

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    1. iCon
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      Love cricket, love wine, maybe there is some truff to PP adage

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  13. Morrissey1986
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    Crusaders scored against Fulham quality strike too.

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    1. O Fenomeno
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      Fulham look like getting back in front or how is the game going?

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  14. Sasquatch
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    Evening all. Any news?

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      1. Sasquatch
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        Nobody told me Alhaji Mohamed B. Daramy had died. 🙁

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  15. The Gambler.
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    Are we expecting changes to FPL this year?

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    1. Demí
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      yeah

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    2. Anorak
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      I'll be pretty disappointed* if we've been kept waiting for nothing. I'm now expecting a complete overhaul, dancing girls, the works.

      *though I might be equally disappointed if there is a total overhaul, I quite liked it how it was.....

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I will certainly go with the dancing girls - Champagne would be nice ...

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  16. Twisted Saltergater
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    Happy New Season everyone! (what time zone does that make me...?)

    Have been reading the goings on the past couple of days and it sounds like we'll have more surprises with some of the rule changes in the game itself.

    Personally, I think it's amazing how far this site has come and the increasing recognition must be a testament to the work Mark, Granville and co. must put in every day. I'm at risk of having serious brown nose but it's a great hub for all things fantasy football related and i think the community aspect is just as strong a selling point for me. I'm interested to see how balancing the increased traffic and the banter from the 'regulars' will be handled.

    Anyways, good luck for the new season everyone.

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    1. dogtanion
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      Happy new season Elliot!

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
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        Sorry, Elliot has sailed clean over my head. I'm thinking E.T. now but that can't be the link at all!

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        1. dogtanion
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          T.S.!

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          1. Twisted Saltergater
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            Doh, of course! *hangs head in shame*

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        2. dogtanion
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          and I've only gone and spelt Eliot wrong.... 14 minute joke fail

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          1. Twisted Saltergater
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            i'd like to say that's the reason I didn't twig, but i'd be lying.

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    2. Sasquatch
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      Cheers TS. May your captain picks never let you down.

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
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        Ahh, if only... Going to try and avoid being burnt by Wayne 1pt Rooney for the third time, this season.

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  17. O Fenomeno
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    .This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy"

    http://instantrimshot.com/

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      rim shot sounds very rude. I was disappointed upon clicking that link 🙁

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      1. O Fenomeno
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        😆

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Poor show. 🙁

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    2. Twisted Saltergater
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      Where do I sign up to be a member? Please? Anyone?

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      1. PFOR
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        Check the top right of your screen mate (after scrolling up to the top). And take it from there...

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
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          I was trying to sound exasperated at O Fenomeno's joke 😉 (tricky without facial expressions and hand gestures evidently!)

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          1. PFOR
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            Ahhh right, I didn't click the link 🙂

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          2. O Fenomeno
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            This one is just for you

            A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amahl while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother and upon receiving the picture she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Amahl. "But they're twins," says her husband, "If you've seen Juan you've seen Amahl."

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            2. Twisted Saltergater
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              Kids start telling these jokes at the age of 6. Seriously.

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  18. ManofKent
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    If anyone doesn't need their beauty sleep and Greg pops up please kick him until he puts West Brom's amazing victories on his Team Sheets 🙂

    Night folks.

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Goodnight. Remember to not go downstairs during the night or Santa won't come...

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        😆 That genuinely got an lol out of me

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          O Fenomeno, why are you not watching cricket again??? 😯

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            I was watching Surrey this evening and it was so bad, plus I'm still not sure what is really going on? Can they run over and back as many times as they want?

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              If the fielding side is that crap - yes!!! 🙂

              Think of batsmen as one of these guys ...

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M693S64TYtg

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              1. O Fenomeno
                • 14 Years
                14 years, 5 months ago

                Why those guys?

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 5 months ago

                  Because the bowler is trying to knock their blocks of ...

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      2. PFOR
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        What are we thinking then, midnight? 9am? 4pm? 1:27pm???

        It's actually dragged on so much that I'm not even excited, because it has to come out now.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          2 pm, if I'm any judge - which I'm not!!! 😡

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          1. PFOR
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            Not sure if I'm around at 2pm. If I give you my details can you reserve I.D #1 for me? Any team will do 😉

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              Hehe ID#2 allright?

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      3. Sasquatch
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        So you guys think it's tomorrow? I have my doubts.

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        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          "Some time this week" was quoted, and I doubt it will be Saturday or Sunday. It should be tomorrow, but I'm not getting my hopes up because, well, I thought that about every day for the last week.

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          1. Sasquatch
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            Yeah, I suppose you're right. But like yourself, I'm not getting my hopes up - it was dependent on any major bugs being ironed out, so "this week" couldn't be seen as a gaurantee really.

            Guess I just expected a FFS preview article or two in the day or so leading up to launch (with all the changes being touted), but that could still happen tomorrow I suppose.

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      4. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        santa cruz? he'll be there

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  19. Seanigula
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Mangulica is the only surviving autochthonous Serbian breed of domesticated pig.

    This probably explains it's problems with English.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      SPIT ROAST!!! 😀

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  20. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Fulham 3-1 now

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  21. Damo.
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    If anyone's in Dublin UCD are giving away free tickets to the Villareal game Saturday night.

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    1. Sasquatch
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah, was thinking of going over, but something's come up. Good move on UCD's part though!

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Ah UCD...fond memories

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      2. Damo.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        I was planning to take a stroll up anyway, don't know if I'll get up there tomorrow for a freebie though. I remember the days when Ramblers used to get Man City and Forest and the like. I think they just play the U12's now.

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          damo, how does one get these tickets? I might go...so empty are my weekends

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          1. Damo.
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            We're caught in a comment posting time warp. Sam Beckett were are yoooou?

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    2. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      really? how do I get them? Hit the Pav!

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      1. Damo.
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        🙂 I would've thought Coppers. Head up there tomorrow between 12 & 8 man.

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        1. dogtanion
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          cheers dude...they played the champions league theme at the shamrock rovers game the other night...a dark day for a wonderful song

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      2. Nailer
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Ha, good few people from Dublin! I may be in the Pav, then onto the game myself.

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  22. dogtanion
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Are all of you lot going to make a team as soon as FPL opens? I'm not..last season I chopped and changed so much that at some point, nearly every player in the PL had graced my pre-season team at some stage...therefore it was all the more annoying when inevitably someone I'd had , then got rid of, done well.

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    1. TheHazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I guess the benefit of starting a bit later is that there is less time to chop and change the whole time.

      Will be good to see prices and put some ideas together.

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    2. PFOR
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah probably, I'll tinker for a day or two but then leave it until around the time of the Charity Shield.

      Fair play if you can resist the temptation though!

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    3. Dave Bauer
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I surely am. On the basis that every single player on the game will be in my team at some point, I'm cool with the inevitability of it!

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      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Yip, look forward to makin about 3,000 teams, before I settle on a team that'll do quite shite anyhoo. Can't wait!

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    4. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Sounds like sound logic...still would be nice to see prices and get the head going, i've not thought about any team as of yet, just a couple of players i'm keen on, but will all be price dependant

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    5. greghammer95
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Naa, I won't be too serious about it until the final week.

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        1. greghammer95
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Cheeky bugger. I'm getting round to it tell him.

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      1. Pop Ooh Yeah ★x8
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        I never auto complete, so I understand where you are coming from, but that's all part of the fun. I love messing with the team for a few weeks.

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    6. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I'll make a team in about 30 seconds, then stick with it for 3 weeks, insisting I'm right and it's the best team.

      Then, I'll slowly start to inker, one change at a time, before it's completely ripped apart, and my strike force is Carew, Zigic and Dembele.

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      1. fplfan
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Carew no club at the moment,
        Zigic - Birmingham,
        Dembele - where the hell is he? He was loaned or?

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        1. iCon
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          😆

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        2. Baletelli
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          If you read the news on this very site, you'd known Dembele is injured. I mean, it's the forth news post down...

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      2. dogtanion
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        quite right MF,this is what I'm afraid will happen...again..(I started with rodallega and boselli in my team last season, so the issue is particularly sensitive to me)

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  23. Twisted Saltergater
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Bonus Points

    In the previous articles this week, has Mark made any mention of the bonus points being explained to FFS this season?

    I'm a fan of bonus points, but only reasoned ones based on performance. Having said that, Lampard's and Young's undeserving(?) bonus points in the last gameweek of last season, won me my mini-league 🙂

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    1. fplfan
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      That Lamps BP was more than deserved. Did you watched the game?

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      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        I didn't, but considering Chelsea lost 1-0 then you'd expect 3 Everton players to have been more deserving, no?

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        1. fplfan
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          A lot of times player from the loosing team gets the BP's. Sometimes 3 BP's even. I watched the game and I think he deserved it.

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          1. Twisted Saltergater
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            Fair do's. Just thought it was unusual - certainly unexpected, but very welcome 🙂

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    2. iCon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Think he said they would be giving a feedback on the awarding of baps and why, etc.....should be very interesting

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  24. Zep
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Young Tom Lewis played well today, and with his early start tomorrow I'm hoping he gets the best of the weather again... my little E/W punt on him could be fruitful, got him back at 350/1 for a couple of quid... I just hope he keeps his cool and shows some mental strength over the weekend...

    Anyone else got some interesting punts this weekend?

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    1. dogtanion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      mickelson @ 40/1 looks tempting to me right now... he's level par and not out of it..

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  25. fplfan
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Lads I saw some e-mail that fpl will start tomorrow. How reliable is the source? Does anybody even believes that it will open?

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    1. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      buggu said it's tomorrow but he'll only let us know if he was joking tomorrow

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      1. AP
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        don,t take buggu,s name in vain!

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          he told me you'd say that

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          1. AP
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            You mean:

            he told me you,d say that.

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            1. applebonkers
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              haha forgot about that southern hemisphere punctuation

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    2. Zep
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      If it was in an email then it must be true...

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  26. iCon
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I think it might be the weekend....what day comes after Saturday? Soonday, that's right, i've definitely heard that mentioned once or twice....

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      😀 Has daniel had a mental breakdown yet? Or is the start of FPL now 2 weeks away and I shouldn't even give it any thought?

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      1. iCon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Think the poor man should change his name to Denial when the game launches coz he won’t believe it’s actually happening at this stage

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        1. fplfan
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          I am relatively new on this site, but is not too early for FPL to open? Why all the fuss? We have month to go before the first game.

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