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15 July 2011 1427 comments
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Our next Fantasy game review examines an offering that many of us are already familiar with. Metro Fantasy Football was our chosen distraction from the Fantasy Premier League (FPL)- not only did we provide a weekly tips column but we also took it on as our “second game” for the 2010/11 season. The jury is still out on our selected Scout League games right now, but with improvements made throughout, it’s clear that the Metro game deserves plenty of consideration once again.

Once again Fantasy managers can register up to five different teams as they attempt to come top of the pile and claim £7,500 – half of last season’s grand prize, but still not to be sniffed at. Runners-up also get a handsome wedge of cash for their efforts (diminished again, of course) as well as a £1000 return for the ten Managers of the Month over the course of the season.

The Ruleset

The Metro hits us with some familiar rules, with the standard £100m budget to select a squad of 15 players in any of the expected regulation formations, with up to four players from each club allowed to pitch in.

Last season was a bit of a proving ground where some noticeable flaws and gaps were found as the game progressed – fortunately it looks like these have been recognised and addressed. Gameweeks are now already set out after causing confusion last season, while benched players can be automatically subbed on to replace injured and suspended players in the starting XI, much like the FPL – a huge improvement.

It’s the scoring system that provides the real intrigue and is make or break to this game’s appeal. Based on the FSB ruleset – Points are granted for goals, assists and clean sheets as expected, but this is supplemented by involving a whole number of player actions on the pitch based on Opta data.

The noticeable highlights here include 2 point returns for every tackle won, shot blocked, clearance or interception made, while at the other end of the field an effort on target garners 5 more points; every a pass in the final third will also add a single point to player tallies.

The captain’s armband offers double points which can be shifted each week as you see fit, while transfer allowances are unlimited – but at a cost. We get one free transfer a week (plus five bonus trades twice in the season around each transfer window) but can also make additional changes at a cost of 25 points.

In addition to the overall competition and private mini-leagues, the Metro also has a raft of side games for those who like to back their Fantasy selections – betting plays a major role here. Be it joining weekly cash games or playing the Five-a-Side and new Star Player sideshows. The latter is what you would expect – pick five players with the top scoring manager each gameweek claiming a £100 prize. Star Player is perhaps more intriguing, this simple betting format asks you to choose from two player options in opposition, staking £10 in the hope of a return. As an example, you can choose to bet your tenner on either Bobby Zamora or Darren Bent in the opening fixture at Craven Cottage – the Fulham striker offering £20 if he scores more points, Bent a return of £17.

These options may seem overwhelming for the regular Fantasy manager but act as decent distractions once your Fantasy lineup has crossed the white line on matchday.

Player List

The Metro appear to have given their player list plenty of thought this season – there appear to be few exploits on offer and pricing looks well balanced. That’s not to say there aren’t a few apparent bargains on offer from the start.

Keiren Westwood (£1.6m) and Dorus De Vries (£1.7m) look good options in goal should they cement starting roles at their new clubs. Westwood’s back four also looks cheap with Michael Turner (£3.8m), Wes Brown (£4.0m) and Titus Bramble (£3.9m) all available in the budget bracket. There are also some out of position options in defence – Blackburn’s Martin Olsson is a defender once again although Gareth Bale’s wing role is no longer exploitable – he’s classed as a midfielder this season.

He keeps the company of Stephane Sessegnon (£7.1m) and Jamie O’Hara (£7.2m) who both look strong options in the low-mid price bracket, while Junior Hoillett gets a midfield berth in this game too and will be well fancied. Wes Hoolahan (£6.8m) and Nathan Dyer (£6.9m) also look decent bench fodder options from the promoted sides.

Up front Danny Graham (£6.3m) looks equally appealing as a budget option, as does team-mate Scott Sinclair (£6.8m). Once again the likes of Demba Ba (£7.5m) and Bobby Zamora (£7.4m) look tempting in the mid-price bracket.

The Verdict

The Metro have clearly upped their game. The site and interface is slick and more manageable that last year’s effort and major wrinkles have been ironed out – most notably the introduction of auto substitutions. Obviously the prizes aren’t of the gargantuan stakes the Sun Dream Team puts on offer but are still factors when you consider that this is a wholly free to play game.

If you ignored the Metro game last season, you’ll find it a major departure from the FPL game with the Opta based scoring adding depth and variety to the normal goal/assist/clean sheet format. The casual player may find the points tallies more difficult to track however, making this a game that is perhaps more likely to appeal to a hardcore following looking to break away from the standard Fantasy football template.

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  1. Evs
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    Straw poll... which player will be top of the Bonus Point charts this year?

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      Hmmm, possibly Suarez for me.

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    2. Demí
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      Sneijder ... 🙂

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    3. Drip Doctor
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      Fabregas

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      1. King Nil Miss ✩
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        If you´re going that way...Ramsey!

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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          NZog at Villa

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          1. heco87
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            Roon dog

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      2. King Nil Miss ✩
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        Also I see a lot of potential from Mr. Ben Harfa! 😉

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      3. Louis Van Balls
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        Maybe in the La Liga fantasy game...

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    4. Tight Arsene
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      Silva

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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        While we're at it:

        Clean Sheets (goalie): Hart
        Assists: Silva
        Gaols: El Nino

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        1. Tight Arsene
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          El Ninny?
          RVP - the time is now!

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        2. Demí
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          Clean Sheets: Cech
          Assists: Rooney
          Goals: Torres

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    5. DHWizzo
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      Left field shout: Jack Wilshire

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      1. DHWizzo
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        Wilshere, even

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        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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          Not a bad call actually.

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    6. applebonkers
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      rooooooooooooooooooooooney

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      1. AP
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        Ahhhh memories *sniffle*

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  2. PartizanBeograd
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    I cant believe FPL is not open yet... Life is a biiip sometimes... ðŸ™

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
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      And then you die...

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  3. Soop
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    Isambard Kingdom Brunel was very fond of the saying "let the cat see the mustard".

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    1. Demí
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      i'll be the mustard if you be the cat.

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      1. Soop
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        And I've seen you

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      I think you're flying a kite ... 😉

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  4. In Like Flynn.
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    I don't care if they do FPL now or not. I have five Metro teams One in Texaco for the Championship and five in the Mail on line, all of which have better prizes which I won't win than FPL which I won't win. But at least I'm not winning something decent.

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    1. Soop
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      There's only one game for me to not win.

      I didn't win Sky Sports last year, and that wasn't nearly as good as not winning FPL.

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    2. Be
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      I love your logic "at least I’m not winning something decent",, verging on brilliant.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        🙂 Ta BA. Glad it amused

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  5. Soop
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    Halibut are only found in a very small part of Loch Fien in Scotland. There are only 3, and each is considered a national treasure. Halibut sold in restaurants is typically cod, plaice or some other white fish. True halibut is said to taste like veal, but no-one can prove this.

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    1. King Nil Miss ✩
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      Where I come from Halibut is some cream lotion to put in babies a$$!

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      1. HST
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        I'm hoping English isn't your first language and this is lost in translation.

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      2. Frazek
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        I thought she was that Hollywood actress? Oh no, that's Halle Berry.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      I have a feeling my Fishmonger may be a poacher.

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      The sky is darkening with these kites of yours ... ðŸ™

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  6. HST
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    What those super mega money transfers haven't all gone through?

    FPL isn't open?

    RMT
    RMT,RMT,RMT,RMT,RMT
    RMT,RMT,RMT,RMT,RMT
    RMT,RMT,RMT

    I have completley guessed everyones value rendering all my time spent on my imaginarey FPL team about as usefuly spent as Lampard's nutritionists diet planning sessions.

    When does the FPL open?

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    1. heco87
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      Yeah, me and a mate have a spreadsheet of about 100 players who we have guessed the value of ... winner takes £10

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        Is the winner the one with the most accurate predictions, or the one with the lowest difference total?!

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        1. heco87
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          Most correct predictions ... we did lowest differences last time and it just works out less exciting

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    2. 4vets
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      Some time in the future, I think.

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      1. HST
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        Has it opened whilst I was typing this reply?

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        1. HST
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          How about this one?

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          1. HST
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            Are we nearly there yet?

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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              Sadly, no. Humbug?

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              1. HST
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                I neeeeeed a weeeeeeeeeeee.

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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                  😆 We'll stop at the next layby ...

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              2. 4vets
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                Yes please. I think I'll stare out of the window for a while.

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  7. Gargamel
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    I don't care more for Arsenal than any other team but wtf is this? Mayor of some Catalan town saying Fabregas is kidnapped by Arsenal and the English should behave? I kind of hope the deal falls through and that Xavi and Iniesta join Real Madrid, that would teach them.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jul/15/cesc-fabregas-arsenal

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Im starting to get sooo hacked off by all these bloody people coming out of the woodwork and commenting on it. They will allow him to leave, but Barca have to accept they have to pay over the odds, as he is under contract. Its simple.

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      1. Andy
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        £40m (say) for Cesc with years left on his contract isn't over the odds. He's well worth it. Barca just have an upper hand because they don't need to pay a Market price as they're the only team he'll leave for... Pay up or shut up. If you want him, he's worth what Arsenal want.

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      2. Frazek
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        I hope he stays, he's a fantastic player to watch and has been a nailed on FPL player for me for years. Cesc Frabrassist.

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        1. PlayPercentage
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          Cesc wasn't a good FPL performer last season.

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          1. Frazek
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            OK, not quite to standard but his standards have been set extremely high and he was hit by injury. His record was still good even last season; 1880 mins, 3 goals, 13 assists (wow) and 28 bonus.

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        2. Tight Arsene
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          ‘Oh Cesc Fabregas, you are the love of my life, oh Cesc Fabregas, I’ll let you shag my wife, oh Cesc Fabregas, you’re Arsenal through and through’.

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      3. Jimrod™
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        Yeah, Wenger needs to just come out strong with a press conference - "Hello everyone, you have no doubt heard much speculation about Cesc. He is an Arsenal player under contract, if you wish to purchase him you need to pay enough money to buy out that contract or shut up and go away, I'm not letting him leave for free because he misses his mummy. Cesc - if you wish to leave then you have the option to buy yourself out of your contract or shut up and play, If you choose to not give 100% then you will sit on the bench for a year with no game time, see how that helps you".

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    2. Frazek
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      That's a great story to run though, not at all emotive.

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    3. Soop
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      Never realised Wenger was English.

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  8. O Fenomeno
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    Bray Wanderers v Derry City: Derry City @ 4/6

    Slovan Bratislava v AS Trencin: Slovan Bratislava -1 @ 4/6

    Slovan Bratislava v AS Trencin: Slovan Bratislava HT/FT @ 4/6

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  9. Castiel
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    Is it likely that if fpl isn't open by 5 o clock then it wont be open til monday?

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    1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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      Yers, apart from the season a few years ago when it opened over the weekend.....

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    2. Dave Bauer
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      Hopefully not, but that could be the case. No-one really knows.

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      1. Castiel
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        Didn't realise it ever opened over the weekend ah well suppose no point trying to second guess the gods at fpl towers

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      😯 But that's true - look at all the kids ...

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  11. Drip Doctor
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    Well im off to work. I hope the game doesn't open until tomorrow now, Suuuuuuuckkkaaaass!! 😀

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    1. Demí
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      Cyaaaa CT

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  12. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    Hushovd wins!

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    1. Bouncebackability
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      Unbelievable. A mountain stage!

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    2. 4vets
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      Well spelt!

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  13. Dave Bauer
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    I'm so bored waiting for this bloody game to open.

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  14. Phil
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    Ive just heard they are not doing it this year? Cut backs or something?

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  15. DHWizzo
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    Has anyone done that whizzy spreadsheet that maps how well keepers rotate?

    Surely we could debate good fixture pairings until Monday?

    Remember this beauty from last year?

    https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=0ArXoF3EARj9CdDY1SERMVDhESGpkWEs5VVBkSzY4X0E&authkey=CIiU9qoJ&hl=en_GB#gid=0

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  16. vova
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    Guys, the word on the street is that it will launch early next week

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    1. AP
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      Sesame street?

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    2. PFOR
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      ....

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    3. heco87
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      Which street are you on at the moment?

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    4. Dave Bauer
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      Sure it is...

      CHIN!

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    5. MDK
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      What street is that then?

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    6. Soop
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      You can't just be any geek of the street. Gotta bee handy with the steel, earn your keep.

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      1. Dave Bauer
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        Best song ever!

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        1. Gargamel
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          I love it too. RIP.

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  17. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
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    Right, I just listened to Katy Perry's latest song backwards to see if it sounds any less shite, and halfway through the second verse she clearly says "fpl will open on monday lunchtime".

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      lol B&B, quality. Btw, you don't listen to Katy Perry... you watch her!

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  18. Goose
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    I had a bet this morning on D.Clarke leading after today, he's joint leader at the mo, if it stays that way do
    I get it at the odds I bet on, or is 1/4 odds or is it nothing as I didn't do it each way?

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      Your odds will be halved if it's him and one other. Or divided by 3 if there's two others, and so on.

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      1. Goose
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        Balls! Hope its just 1 at the most sharing it at the end then! Cheers mate.

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        1. Dave Bauer
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          Well I'm on Glover at 225/1, so I'm sorry you won't get it all...but not that sorry! 😉

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          1. Goose
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            Same bet? Im on him and Clarke to win over all too, so their! 😉

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            1. Dave Bauer
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              No no, just overall! And each-way obviously.

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    2. Tight Arsene
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      the odds you bet on as no one has a better score.

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      1. Tight Arsene
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        I'm sure I typed "half" before I wrote that - more caffeine!

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  19. ManofKent
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    Well I've just set up a Metro team. It didn't seem too big a problem fitting in a decent squad for the money. Hoping the FPL is as generous!

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    1. Goose
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      Booo that awful *** game, lets boycott it!

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    2. 4vets
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      It won't be. I always have trouble getting my squad together for 100.0

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    3. Phil
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      I agree I ended up having enough spare money to be able to swap Zamora for Torres, however I also have Lampard, Terry Kompany etc in my team.
      Seems a little too easy

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  20. Tight Arsene
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    There's a job going at BetFred in Torquay high st, what are the odds that the FPL will open while I'm out?

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  21. Holy See
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    Think I might captain Carroll GW1. I'm stuck. Got nothin. Lampard week 2. Cahill week 3. Are we there yet? 😕

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    1. Dave Bauer
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      Not even close, at least it doesn't feel like it!

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    2. PFOR
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      Certainly looks like one of the better options, I'll consider him at £8.5 ish. Depends if Suarez will play the start of the season though.

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      1. Holy See
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        Man City home to Swansea GW1, ideally they seem to be a good option, but who would ya captain from that mob? Think I'll be having Carroll, Bent + 1 in my forward line.

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        1. PFOR
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          Aguero if he moves or Tevez if stays.

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        2. 4vets
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          I don't know about Bent & Villa without Young and Downing.

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        3. Bubbles
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          Probably Silva, or if the price is reasonable (or what I think is reasonable for him) Gerrard.

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    3. Twisted Saltergater
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      In essence, we've pulled into a layby with a puncture and are busy sticking the spare tyre on.

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      1. 4vets
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        I left the jack at home ðŸ™

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  22. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    On a scale of 1-10 how s&%t is that Cher lloyd song??!!

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    1. Soop
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      if 10 is the worst, it's that.

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    2. Demí
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      Swagger Jagger? 3/10

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      1. PFOR
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        3/10 overall or 3/10 in shitness?

        Either way that's poor form Demi, particularly if you mean the latter 🙂

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        1. Demí
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          Please don't judge me ðŸ™

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    3. O Fenomeno
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      Haven't even heard it and I'm going to give it a 10 (10 being the worst and 1 being the best)

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    4. Bubbles
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      Graham's number.

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        It is properly awful!!
        Imagine the words Swagger jagger mixed with the tune form My Darling Clementine!!

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        1. Bubbles
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          Unfortunately I've heard it, and I genuinely think it's up there with
          Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
          FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN. Start of the weekend...

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        2. Marknlard
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          Can anyone define Swagger Jagger for me? Is it supposed to mean something?

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          1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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            Ummmm, no!

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          2. Soop
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            It's "oh my darlin' clementine" but with the words "swagger Jagger" instead and some one shouting overly agressively about getting "out of their face"

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          3. AP
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            "A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger."

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            1. Soop
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              Oh I hate those people. They should get some of their own.

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              1. AP
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                I had my jagger swaggered thrice today, unacceptable.

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              2. PFOR
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                🙂

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          4. Bubbles
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            (Mick) Jagger had swagger, at a guess. I'm not into hippity-hop so I'm not entirely sure what swagger means, but Urban Dictionary can help us there.
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swagger

            Care to break this song down like Rebecca Black's seminal Friday?

            But on the radio in work the last few days I've heard Maroon 5 singing (unfortunately, as it's also massively shit) about Jagger too. Don't know why he's popping up in songs all of a sudden.

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            1. Soop
              • 16 Years
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              It's purely because "swagger" has entered common parlance, and the hoards of untalented rappers/songwriters so popular this month can only think of one word to rhyme with it.

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              1. Bubbles
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 5 months ago

                Dagger, stagger...I should be in the rap game.

                Dagger Jagger, Stagger Jagger...

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                1. Marknlard
                  • 16 Years
                  14 years, 5 months ago

                  Or what I'd like to do to Cher L...Bag 'er and chuck her in the river.

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                  1. AP
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 5 months ago

                    Tea bag her? You dirty devil.

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                  2. applebonkers
                    • Has Moderation Rights
                    • 16 Years
                    14 years, 5 months ago

                    chuck her in the river is blatantly a euphemism too

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  23. O Fenomeno
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    You back Corinthians last night Goose?

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    1. Goose
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Indeedy! Cheers, backed Derry on your tip above too, fingers crossed!

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      1. O Fenomeno
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah I like Derry but Irish league is pretty unpredictable. Good luck! 🙂

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        1. PFOR
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Lol no it's not.

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          1. O Fenomeno
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            😆

            Damn right it is well barring the obvious results, it's hard to get value there. Which Derry are.

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  24. doisneau
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    You know, I can't help but wonder if we would be hearing more from Mark & Co on fpl opening etc if it want for their new corporate relationship with fpl. I'm still undecided but is this a first hint at a loss of independence? Has the indie edge been subsumed by dollars? It could be Blair, Britpop & the Decline of British Rock all over again. Except it's about fantasy football.

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      It's late friday afternoon... be happy!

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    2. Marknlard
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      What?????

      What do you think they would be saying if they didn't have a corporate relationship? They'd know as much as anyone else. Wonder about something else!

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      1. doisneau
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        That's what I mean. I do think they might have joined in a little more to calm those with the what's happening questions. Like a nice daddy telling the bad dreams to go away It was just a wonder.

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        1. Marknlard
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          That's a good analogy as there has been plenty of crying about it not being open yet!

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  25. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Wow, that Scottish woman who won the lottery looks like Peter Griffin!!

    http://uk.msn.com/?ocid=hmlogout

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      LOW-ASS!

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  26. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Is anyone entering the Sun Dream Team? Any value must have's?

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Loads. I guess being injury free is essential, as is extra games. Dempsey seems good value, and Given at the moment

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      1. Jinswick
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Has Given left Man City yet?

        Scoring is so different to FPL!! Emphasis surely has to be cheap at the back and expensive up front!

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  27. LawnDart
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Hi All,
    Just became a member.
    Rank Last Year: 1285
    Looking forward to enjoying a great 2011/12 FPL Year with you all!
    LawnDart

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    1. Soop
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Pep it up a bit, post some outrageous lies.

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      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        For instance; I invented Robin Van Persie. No really I did, but I sold the rights to his parents who put him into production without my knowledge. ðŸ™

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        1. Soop
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          RVP only has 18 teeth, none of which are molars.

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        2. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          If you sold the rights why would they need to tell you?

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          1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            That was my big error. Just wait until the world finds out that he's powered by a portable black hole and can fire a scud missle out of his spine. The thing about the teeth is true BTW.

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            1. 4vets
              • 15 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              Arsenal for the title then.

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              1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
                • 16 Years
                14 years, 5 months ago

                Unless the containment cell is breached by a crunching Shawcross tackle, in which case the entire planet will be sucked into an infinately small sigularity and none of this will matter.

                Home time!

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    2. O Fenomeno
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      God's speed LawnDart.

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      1. Soop
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Nah, that's way too fast.

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        1. O Fenomeno
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Superman's speed? I forget which one of them is faster.

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          1. Soop
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 5 months ago

            God-speed is roughly 17.8 to the power 10 Mph, or the speed of thought.

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            1. O Fenomeno
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 5 months ago

              You forgot to carry the 1...

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      May your baps be bountiful!

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  28. Rasping Drive
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Has anyone set up a Metro League yet that I might join?

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    1. Bouncebackability
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      I was gonna ask the same thing. No scout league yet is there RD?

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      Hi RD, Here's a couple of numbers;

      6640, 6643, 6646

      More than welcome.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Winner of each gets an original Brighton Festival poster on me.

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        1. hamadryad61
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          Please sir,can I join too?

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      2. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers mate!

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  29. ToonTom
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Just back from work, expected to be back and behind with the new game....

    Still no movement...?!

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    1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 5 months ago

      No, but did you know that if you electrocute Charles N'Zogbia it gives off the scent of geraniums?

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      1. ToonTom
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 5 months ago

        Funny as I heard he doesnt have blood, my mates up north said that he has veins running with Old Spice....

        (has this place gone nuts today with the game still not open? Other comments seem to suggest so!)

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 5 months ago

          The lunatics have taken over the asylum ... 🙂

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