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The Saturday Surgery

17 September 2011 972 comments
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An hour until the Fantasy Premier League deadline kicks in so the Saturday Surgery is open once more to help soothe any last minute ailments.

Wayne or Robin? No, not a Batman conundrum, but the more important matter of with whom to hand the captain’s armband this upcoming gameweek.

A smorgasbord of Watchlist movers and shakers for your long term considerations, the Scout Selection Committee’s Choice Cuts and Big Dunc’s favoured Differentials and all the weekly Team News should help Fantasy Managers in their time of woe.

Keep calm and carry on. The Saturday Surgery is open once more.

Andy Leicester won the Premier League. Leicester. Premier League. What is this life? Follow them on Twitter

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  1. super zlatan
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Damn. I was hoping big Roger was gona get me a goal today

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    1. Cruicky
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      +1.

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  2. bds
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    Will Arteta or Ramsey play in the hole with this lineup?

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    1. super zlatan
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Arteta for me

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    2. It's 1879...
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Would assume Ramsey, with Arteta in Wilshere's position. The same role he had at Everton (often with Cahill in the hole off a nonexistant/injured front man).

      That said, as an Arteta owner, I would love him to be playing in the hole today...

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  3. GREENDREAMS11
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    walcott on the bench

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    1. Epic Fail
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Well done lad.

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
        • 14 Years
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        lol

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    2. O Fenomeno
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      In other news Hitler is dead.

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  4. cband
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    could someone pls tell me if brunt is fit and playing?
    Thx

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  5. Van Dal
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS: We're hearing there's a doubt about today's Wolves-QPR match because of a power cut in Wolverhampton. There's currently no power at Molineux and club officials

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  6. The Finnisher
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    So Walcott rested I assume?
    Surely Wenger doesn't think Arshavin's a better option?

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  7. MCH
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    If someone posts a RMT with a message about the Wolves match that would be great.

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  8. jamsiep
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Apparently the game will be called off if power isn't restored by 1:15.

    If it does go, I might pack this shit in for the season. Got far better things to be doing.

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      C'mon Elokobi, you can do it!

      Aren't you at Uni soon? You won't have as much time for this then.

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    2. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Cya later than woose

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    3. Shakey
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Sounds Reesonable.

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      1. AP
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        +1

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    4. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Kammy just tweeted that the problem is across Wolverhampton and has taken the traffic lights down.

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      1. Pop Ooh Yeah ★x8
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        It's a nightmare getting in to Wolves when the excessive sets of traffic lights are working.

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    5. Waldaz
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      lulz

      I've Walcott, Ward, O'Hara, Taarabt. Good start! 😆

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        ouch, that's harsh (if it's called off)

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  9. Life's Very Good
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Relax ppl! walcotts on de bench 2day. I dont hav him so i dont care.

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Cool, speak proper English idiot

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      1. MCH
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Cool, speak proper English idiot.

        FYP.

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          FYP as in Fixed Your Post ?
          If you mean then full stop there then damn you!
          p.s it would be "Cool, speak proper English, idiot."

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          1. champion_elect
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 7 months ago

            oh the irony.

            Its "speak English correctly"

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      2. DementedFlamingo
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        14 years, 7 months ago

        You still call people names Jack. I thought you were only angry last night or did you watch Ireland v Aus tonight....

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          You got it mate, plus I got Walcott 😛

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      3. Van Dal
        • 16 Years
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        Shut it you

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        1. Life's Very Good
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Lol! tragic you schmucks couldn't figure what language it was. Let me make it easy for u this time.

          BB 1-2 ARS
          😛

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  10. everyday, i'm shufflin…
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    is it the first time BB start Rochina and Formica together ?

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    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Last week?

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    2. applebonkers
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      first time for 6 days

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    3. Dago
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      everyday im shuffling do you actualy like that song?

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  11. bds
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    BREAKING NEWS: We're hearing there's a doubt about today's Wolves-QPR match because of a power cut in Wolverhampton. There's currently no power at Molineux and club officials have promised a further update soon.

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    1. Royal5
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Great news 😀

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    2. Cruicky
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      For the 1000th time, we know.

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  12. yash
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    This week is going to be a disaster for me.

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  13. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Who have all these Ward(C) got as vice captain? Whoever it is is bound to score a hat trick?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Dzeko. I don't think anyone else has him captain though.

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      1. Drip Doctor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I was hoping for RVP but i wouldn't say no to a Dzeko hat trick 😉

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      2. hooi1983
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        i captained Dzeko

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  14. Epic Fail
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    These posts are turning into deja vu central.

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      😛
      Midweek it was Bos and Brunt, now Walcott and Wolves.
      I hope you guys don't mind when Dzeko scores 3 as my captain 😉

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        He's not starting today.

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          Ahh sorry I didn't see the place in my comment where I said he was?

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    2. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Same as always in fairness. Just replace RMT with Wolves/QPR/Powercut/**** I have Ward (c) etc etc.

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    3. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Say that again mate?

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  15. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THE POWER CUT FFS. Lets talk about matches that are on? Yeah?!!!!!

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      None are on soooo

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    2. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      What power cut?

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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      2. Rats Ass
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Wolves game may be off.

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  16. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Hernandez or aguero? Who will score more goals this season?

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    1. Dago
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Hernandez

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    2. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Aguero

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  17. Piggs Boson
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    These posts are turning into deja vu central.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      😀

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    2. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Well played!

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  18. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I am hoping that, if I play rises/falls right, I could end up with this -

    Hennessy (Vorm)

    Shawcross, Kompany, Baines, Boyata / Simpson

    Nani, Silva, Jarvis, (Dyer, Ferguson)

    Rooney, RVP, Sturridge

    Very excited 😀

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Looks to have all bases covered. Is this wildcard or just a couple of transfers?

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  19. Cruicky
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    Justin Bieber for President is trending on twitter, I may just stop using twitter - full of bloody 10yr olds!

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  20. Piggs Boson
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    This evil Wolves spirit is to blame:
    http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/875568-wolves-emblem-cloud-formation-photo-goes-viral-on-club-messageboards

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      14 years, 7 months ago

      Ha, that is amazing.

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  21. Akers
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    These posts are turning into deja vu central.

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  22. Soccer Brah
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    So who else here was brave enough to keep the captaincy on Baines past half 11?

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    1. The Wizard of Ozil
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      11.29 for me, fingers crossed

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      1. Jimrod™
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        That's nothing, SWP captain. Already had a text from a mate saying "WTF!". You will all soon be basking in the greatness of my decision... I hope. Possibly. Oh crap. What have I done...

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    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Yep im chancing it..

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  23. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Andre Santos and Arshavin on the same flank, who is playing on the right for Blackburn?

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    1. Cruicky
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Hoilett i think?

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  24. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    get elokobi on a bike and hook him up to the staduim electricity hub

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      The man is a beast

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Man is hench.

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    3. O Fenomeno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      He could power Britain.

      Did you back Mervue?

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        I did. Cheers boss. 😉

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        hell yeah. was a bit worried at half time though, thanks for that

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        1. O Fenomeno
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          No worries lads.

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  25. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    who was actually quite looking forward to walcott and jarvis this week? 2 great fixtures i thought

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I was looking forward to Walcott and Ward.

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      1. Gargamel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        Yeah. Having a player in the first game was actually a big reason why I bought Walcott from the start 😳

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        1. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 7 months ago

          It is a bonus when the game is live. Hopefully RVP(C) will finally deliver!

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      2. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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      3. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        its a killer there was even talk of ward playing up front with fletcher. i had them both as well, big bummer all round

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    2. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Not me as I don't have either 🙂

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    3. heco87
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Walcott, Ward and Taarabt here

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  26. Ronaldinhos_Front_Tooth
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Not happy with walcot on the bench. Went with surez cap anyone ele agree with me?

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    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      RVP all the way. Get my weekend off to a great start!

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      I agree that you done that, yes.

      I went with RVP. Cue 2 pointer.

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      1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 7 months ago

        You fancying Villa for three points today?

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  27. MCH
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    .lartnec uv ajed otni gninrut era stsop esehT

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Bonkers

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  28. O Fenomeno
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    14 years, 7 months ago

    I have Obertan and Surman coming on for Ward and Taraabt, this is going to be a bad GW.

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Could be in a better position than a lot of people still I think.

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  29. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    So both games Gervinho has played Walcott has been on the bench?

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  30. Viper
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 7 months ago

    Jay Bothroyd on twitter:
    "We have been told the game is def on today we are on the way to wolves now"

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    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 7 months ago

      Hope this is right!

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