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The Saturday Surgery

1 October 2011 772 comments
Andy Andy
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The strange summer of October has dawned on us this Saturday morning and, with about an hour to go until Fantasy Premier League locks the doors ahead of gameweek seven, the regularly scheduled programming of the opening of the Saturday Surgery is nigh.

As clocks count down until Fantasy Managers are left but to the fickle fate of twenty rogue squads of Football Players we’re left to deliberate over those last gasp decisions…

Hopefully a week’s worth of Fantasy Football Scout material can help those in a deadline pushing quandary. The “Scout Committee” have put forward a new set of Scout Picks while our members can read in great detail as to why Gareth Bale got the call to arms.

The Weekend Team News is in (Wayne Rooney is fit) and our community have been scrabbling for days to try and decide on who to hand their weekly armband to.

Still in a fluster? Then the Saturday Surgery remains here to let you all duke this one out with fellow Fantasy Managers.

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  1. El Zurdo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Taarabt, N`zogbia or Ramsey best choice?

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  2. drughi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    no aguero and no rooney in my team, can be a tough weekend this

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    1. Mr Smith
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Not for the faint hearted, this is potentially disastrous

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  3. Nath88
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Guys, who would you bench?

    Bosingwa (Bolton away)
    Kompany (Blackburn away)
    Simpson (Wolves away)
    Brown (West Brom home)

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    1. Silva is Gold.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Bosingwa away at Bolton because I see it as the least likely for a clean sheet.

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    2. Jafalad
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Simpson.

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      don't bench bosingwa

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  4. seanie3
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Given (vorm)
    Kompany boswinga s taylor (taylor-swan, de laet)
    Silva, mata, arteta, dyer (barton)
    Rooney, adebayor, dzeko

    Should I swap mata for nani, dzeko for suarez or keep my free transfer

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    1. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Bring in Bendtner.
      He will score today - he may even get a brace.

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      1. Arse Craic
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        His teeth are fine...why would he get a brace?

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        1. Tin of Directors
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Some will argue that is the only brace he'd ever get! LOL
          I really have a gut feeling about him today.
          He was unlucky not to score on Monday and he's due a goal soon surely.
          Bags the odd assist or two as well.

          Don't get me wrong, I think he's shit but even the sun shines on a dogs arse somedays.

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          1. Arse Craic
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 2 months ago

            Sunderland are lacking strikers and I agree he will score soon. I actually considered bringing him in last week.

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    2. Lizard-fantasy
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      14 years, 2 months ago

      yes and no

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      1. The Wizard of Ozil
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Bent in for Dzeko?

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  5. Jukesy
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Who to play out of:

    SWP, Enrique, STaylor, Kaboul.

    2 needed

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    1. Silva is Gold.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      SWP and Staylor.

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  6. Duckbill
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Just not sure who to get rooney or aguero.

    Rooney starting from the bench might just be a good thing as stats show if matches ended at half time norwich would have been 3rd. Just bloody hope he doe does not come on for the last 10mins.

    As for aguero, i have a feeling there might be rotation all across the team, points shared.

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  7. El Zurdo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Nzogbia or Taarabt?

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  8. El Zurdo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    nzogbia or taarabt??

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  9. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Is Mancini going to stick with Dzeko today?

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    1. Duckbill
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I doubt it but might start 2nd half.

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      1. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        It's a total guess, but I would say yes.

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    2. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      yes

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      when asked about if dzeko is fine to start after mancini said he would stay on the bench after the bayern munich game:
      "this i decide after the last training session, and uhhhhh he probably can play, we don't have this problem."

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  10. Gubborr
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Wild card activated. Should I downgrade STaylor to Simpson and then swap Hennessey for Given ? Thoughts ? Leaning towards Hennessey because I'd have to use a transfer to ship Given out after GW11.

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  11. T.J. Eckleburg
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    So is everyone clambering aboard the Danndwagon this week? So far I've got him as captain, vice captain and Pope.

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  12. drughi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    is there talk about suarez on the bench ? i heard somewhere daglish might start carroll and bellamy upfront. If thats the case i'm bringing in aguero for suarez no doubt

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Would make sense, benching without doubt their best player for an big overrated idiot and well...Bellamy 😯

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    2. fredwestham
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Id be suprised if Kenny left out his best player for the local Derby...

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  13. A.T
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    please excuse my ignorance but does ward play as a striker for wolves?

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    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      only when their 1st choice strikers(doyle, fletcher) r out. he normally plays left back

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    2. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      He fills in at some points when injuries occur

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      1. A.T
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        but not this week though?

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    3. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      He did but not anymore - now back at left-back.

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    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      cheers

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    5. Silva is Gold.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Not this week though.

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      1. Bazman returns
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        As they are playing Newcastle it could be tempting to play him as there is a good chance for a clean sheet anyway. Depends on the rest of your defence.

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  14. whifty
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    3-4-3 or 4-3-3... am WCing soon as to sort out the dreadful midfield

    but for this GW:

    a) bosingwa / Kompany / Baines (simpson / senderos)
    moses / silva / sess / sinclair (brunt)

    b) bosingwa / kompany / baines / Simpson (senderos)
    silva / sinclair / moses (sess / Brunt)

    help!

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  15. El Zurdo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Nzogbia or Taarabt better?

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    1. denial
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Taarabt.

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      1. Paranoid Ormondroyd
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Both sh*t. As my team will testify.

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    2. Tin of Directors
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'd go N Zog.
      Looked lively 2nd half vs QPR but he's not happy on the left apparently.

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  16. Lordjim
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Agonising over whether to play N Dyer or Joey Barton...quite fancy Swansea at home and Dyer to get an assist...

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    1. hmmm
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I've been debating this one myself. Dyer seems in good form as do Swansea at home.

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      1. Lordjim
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        +1 that's my thought process, but Joey has this uncanny ability to pull it out of the bag and Fulham have been Dyer (nice pun here) so far this season....

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        1. hmmm
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Very true. Barton's set pieces is what tempts me towards him. But I haven't seen Fulham at all this year so difficult to make a call.

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    2. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Dyer lad.

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  17. The Red Viper
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Thinking of getting rid of Nasri, who to get in for 9.5?

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    1. Paranoid Ormondroyd
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I have Nasri too. Thought about Mata but Nasri is second overall in assists and is bound to get a goal or too soon. Tough call, but Blackburn away would be a bad time to lose him I reckon.

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  18. Starscream
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    really can't decide between captain for Aguero or Nani!!!

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  19. MARVELLUS
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    So, to bring in, Ramsey, Walters or Petrov?

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    1. Just One More Thing
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Ramsey

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      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        +1

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    2. TIMO
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Ramsey

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  20. Paranoid Ormondroyd
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Have Zamora, considering subbing for Sturridge for a 4 point hit. Worth it?

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Stick..

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      1. footyjuana
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Yup, stick!

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  21. john-williamson
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    I'm not sure who to play. Scott Sinclair or Anderson?

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    1. Paranoid Ormondroyd
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Anderson

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  22. Gubborr
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Petrov or Ramsey to play ?

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    1. Arse Craic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Ramsey

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      1. Switchfoot4
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        choose yourself

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        1. marcus2704
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 2 months ago

          Idiot.

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  23. Bazman returns
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Hmm Vorm or Given for goalie this week. Currently gone with the scout picks but I think Vorm will keep a cleanie and get save points. Stoke are rubbish away.

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    1. Taribo West on a free
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'd go Vorm - not going to be a lot of goals in Swansea-Stoke, and Stoke played teir socks off on Thursday.

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  24. IceMan DB
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Rooney or Aguero for captain? Surely Rooney against Norwich at home has to be the better bet or am I missing something.

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Blackburn has no defence?

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  25. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    To start Dzeko or not? It's killing me!

    Dzeko, Petrov or Ramsey for the bench?

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    1. The Red Viper
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Dzeko IMHO.

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      1. Dago
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Gotta be Dzeko.

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    2. A.T
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      he cant start surely. mancini will look a tit if he does

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    3. Goose
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Get rid! 😉

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    4. MAD
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      I'd bench Petrov.

      Now help me pick two out of Taarabt, Dyer and Ramsey 😀

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Dyer and Ramsey.

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    5. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      start 100% and bench either of the other 2

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      1. jamsiep
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        What does this mean?

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      2. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        just seen this tweet. make that 51% 😉

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  26. Switchfoot4
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    who, what, when, how, why
    because, maybe, perhaps, as if
    can't make up my mind, you tell me please, i'm useless

    good team or what
    god this site is full of people who can't decide for themselves
    😯

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    1. samcro
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      These are getting as boring as real RMT's. Been done a thousand times.

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    2. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      Nothing wrong with people asking for advice.... 😯
      Although some people do go overboard or ask ridiculous questions I agree.

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  27. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    I have no Rooney and no Aguerro, I may go and hide this afternoon!!

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    1. Switchfoot4
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      kill yourself, you're life is over

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      1. Tin of Directors
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        LOL!!
        I'm trying everything this morning to get them in but can't manage it!

        I might join you Hutton.

        5.00pm OK with you?

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      2. Darth Paul
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        That should be "your"

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  28. Primprong
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Going to do Dzeko and Arteta out. Aguero and Dyer in. I'm a bit drunk, but it seems like a wise thing to do...?

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    1. Fantarific
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 2 months ago

      do it

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      1. Primprong
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        Done it :/

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      2. Perthite
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 2 months ago

        [Waterboy accent] You can do it [/Waterboy accent]

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  29. drughi
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    am I good to go ?

    vorm

    bos, kompany, enrique

    silva, bale, sinclair, nani (C)

    van persie, suarez, agbonlahor

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  30. Fantarific
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 2 months ago

    Taking a risk and tripling up on Swansea...Vorm, Taylor and Dyer. CMON SWANSEA!

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