[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
5 November 2011 3162 comments
Mark Mark
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In the last twenty-five years, Sir Alex Ferguson has upset me on several occasions.

When Mark Robins stooped to head an FA Cup winner at Forest to save his job – that was one. All those “accusations” and mind games with Kevin Keegan – that wound me up a bit. That annoying clock-watching period on the sidelines. Every time he greets a goal with that “Dad dance” celebration of his – that kind of grates a bit too.

Today, on the day that the whole football world acknowledged his immense spell at the helm at Old Trafford, Sir Alex was at it again.

Having stuck my neck out to push forward Jonny Evans and David De Gea as prospects, Ferguson conspired to drop them both to the bench a week after keeping a clean sheet at Everton.

Who am I to question the logic of it all? The man is an undisputed football genius. After all this time, he’s also still bloody unpredictable.

The selection of Rio Ferdinand alongside Nemanja Vidic wouldn’t have been a surprise not so long ago. There’s little doubt that, when fit and at their best, that pairing are the first choice centre-backs. But, in a week where Ferguson had admitted Ferdinand has had to change his game to play a part in the United defence, it seemed likely that creaking Rio would be spared a second game in a week. Evans looked highly likely to start alongside the imperious Vidic.

Not so. Evans was benched – all those who invested in the Irishman were left frustrated and I’m left with Evans in our Scout Picks for two weeks; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.

Suddenly it seems Sir Alex is over his Evans blind spot. Maybe Mike Phelan has sat him down and taken him through some highlights. Even with a dodgy back and the tedious Twitter habbit, Rio’s the better bet.

We kind of knew that but, for a while, it seemed Sir Alex was happy to back Evans. Having seen the press make a meal of his comments on Ferdinand, however, it’s almost as if he stuck with Rio to make a statement. To keep us all guessing.

To compound my frustration, Ferguson rested David De Gea to the bench to confirm him as a rotation risk for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for that. By all means rest him before a Champions League game Sir Alex – that’s signposted, we can anticipate that. But rest him before a two-week international break? I can’t work with that – we need some logic to play with, otherwise this relationship is going nowhere. First you shift Wayne Rooney to midfield, now this debacle. We’d quite like to consider your players for our Fantasy teams this season, but if you’re going to act up, we’ll have to look elsewhere.

Honestly, how long does it take for these Premier League managers to work out that there’s Fantasy points and reputations at stake? Longer than twenty-five years, clearly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Demí
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    Anyone selling Aguero?

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Well I think he'll be benched GW12, so if i did have him, I'd consider it.

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      1. Corrigan
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        Would be the route to Lamps.

        Food for thought.

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    2. CFCTom
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      I am giving it serious thought. SERIOUS THOUGHT!

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    3. Fulgencio Obelmejias
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      him or suarez,probably both!

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    4. Manani
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      augero to dzeko
      then u can upgrade one of ur midfield to lampard

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  2. VarunK
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    14 years, 5 months ago

    Where's that jamsiep lad with his cheeky kolarov punt?

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  3. The Bandit
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    Where's that idiot Gooner who has RVP as his grav and posted every five minutes that he had Aguero as his captain? 😆

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    1. Royal5
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      lol. Must be hiding 😉

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Yeah I know I said that to him earlier.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
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        Before the game I might add..

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  4. Hybrid.power
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    Barry off, Balo on. Should be fun!

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      He'll score, you know it. Sooooo glad Aguero is off, Citeh are bound to have a chance or ten in the last 15 minutes

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  5. Somalion
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    14 years, 5 months ago

    Left the room for 5 minutes. Clearly missed a lot!

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  6. tangtastic
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    14 years, 5 months ago

    Apart from RvP.. who would you choose for your remaining 2 forward slots going forward?

    (I have Agbon + Sturridge.. fixtures are stiffening up and thinking of ditching Sturridge)

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      I'd keep Sturridge for 2 more games

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  7. don parcheesi
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    Mancini really does have his own way of doing things, doesn't he.

    They go up 3-2, and he takes off a defensive midfielder (Barry) and puts on forward (Balotelli)

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  8. Screaming Midget
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    Still chance of a Silva 2-3 BPs?

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      maybe 1

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  9. Elniñorules
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    FRATBOY. Salutes!

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    1. Demí
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      I think the kudos should go to Doosra for suggesting it ... 😉

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        shlurp

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      2. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Kudos for the idea & the execution!

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  10. Hybrid.power
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    Balo booked for diving 😛

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  11. Royal5
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    Lol I did'nt notice Barry even played until he was subbed..

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Weird substitution when you've just gone 3-2 up.

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  12. Ginkapo FPL
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    I need to beat a 12 point deficet and walker, with VDV, Petrov, Hennesey and (Shawcross?)

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  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Balotelli booked for diving lol

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  14. Dr Bronner
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    I played vorm this week, with vorm and ruddy there wasnt a great deal of choice. I wasn't particularly happy about it and considered de gea a lot this week but wanted to be able to get a 9-10m striker at some point so held off.

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  15. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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    ROFL Ballotelli dive

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  16. Corrigan
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    Is Jones worth the dough? Only expensive DF I can see being worthwhile. Still think he'll be rested, though and I can use the extra cash elsewhere.

    Another Utd cleanie, though...

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    1. CRAZY TRAIN
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      I'm deliberating over the same. Gotta decide tonight as can't afford Jones if Bos price drops (or Jones rises). My alternative is Wilkinson, but with Begovic is doubling up on Stoke a bad idea?

      Also got Suarez/Adam that have got to go.....gonna be taking a few points hits I fear

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  17. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    14 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone play Vorm this week?

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    1. Qubit
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      Yep. Thankfully 🙂

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      1. Hybrid.power
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Damn you! Hopefully Hennessey is injured tomorrow so I get him off the bench 😛

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        1. Qubit
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          lol, but you did get Pilkingtons points, i benched him for O'Hara! Swings and roundabouts this game!

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    2. rohan
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      me too

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    3. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      me too! woot!

      too bad naylor third sub.

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  18. Demí
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    Balotellli yellow

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Shocking

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  19. Locarno
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    Balo on, Balo yellow. Either a red or a goal to come.

    The kid ain't boring.

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  20. The Bandit
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    BaLOLtelli! 😆

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  21. DGno9
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    lol balotelli yellow!

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  22. Funkyav
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    COME ON QPR!!!

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  23. Burty
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    Right going to wait unitl after the international games, but should I wild card or just use 2 free?

    Given, Foster,
    Rangel, Enrquie, STaylor, Kompany, Wilkinson
    Barton. VDV, Nani, Petrov(Bolton), Moses,
    Saurez, Rooney, Zamora

    Was going well but last couple of weeks have been bad. Really need some help! Cheers guys.

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  24. Screaming Midget
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    Balotelli .... zero points.

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  25. Red_mist
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    Sometimes he forgets that he is on the pitch.

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  26. don parcheesi
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    Oh, now I remember why I don't like Joey Barton.

    Dirty dirty tackle.

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    1. CFCTom
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      Lol.

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    2. heartsattack
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      No need for that tackle at all.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        No need for Joey Barton at all.

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  27. moment
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    Can someone explain the bendy bus - just cos of his fixtures, right?

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    1. Locarno
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      And because he's the second-best player in the world.

      Copyright: N Bendtner.

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    2. Somalion
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      Well it can't be because of his talent...

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    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      yep, purely on fixtures for me

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    4. Shakhtar Senseless
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      On pens, decent fixtures. That's it really.

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      1. michaelington
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        Is he on pens? thought it was sessagnon

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        On pens?

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    5. CRAZY TRAIN
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      Is he a good swap option for Suarez? The surplus would allow me to swap Adam > Lampard

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  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Qpr hit the bar

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    1. Somalion
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      QPR, so close yet so far.

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Leapt like a salmon

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  29. Hybrid.power
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    Classy crowd!
    "Ballllllotelli..is a w*anker, is a w*nker!"

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  30. rohan
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    what are the chances of stoke keeping a cleanie toorrow?

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    1. rohan
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      *tomorrow

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      13/5 paddy power

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