634x258 Suspensions
19 November 2011 1187 comments
Anorak Anorak
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Years ago, this site was but a small, intimate little affair with a sprightly host and never to be forgotten posters, with names like Necromancer, Puffin Boy and Yer Dad. On those pages, in a dark recess, lived a precious little list entitled the “Suspension Tightrope”, where the poor and damned were outed and their misdemeanors listed for all to see.

As this site has grown and grown, inevitably some of the old favourites were left behind, to be replaced by new shiny and fancy widgets. The “tightrope” found itself discarded – names like Ferguson, Keane, Vieira, Reo-Coker, Palacios, no longer had their name in lights.

Now however, it’s time to roll back the years.

For ScoutCast listeners, this wont be so much of a shock, but for anyone who failed to tune in to Mark and Granville’s dulcet tones earlier in the week, let me introduce myself. I’m Anorak and I’ve been resurrecting the Suspension Tightrope over the last year or so. Now the time has finally come to bring it back to the Fantasy Football Scout homepage. Next week we’ll see the widget return in the sidebar – for now, you’ll have to make do with my first round-up.

Saturday’s update sees no fewer than 22 yellows dished out across the games, with two of those combining into an unfortunate red for our first name on the ban list this weekend – Blackburn’s David Dunn. A pair of yellows means a one-match ban to be served in Gameweek 13. Joining him for a one week soiree on the suspension list, we have QPR’s Joey Barton and the Wolves pair of Stephen Hunt and Jamie O’Hara ; all three picked up their fifth yellows of the season today. That quartet replace Blackburn’s Jason Lowe and Seb Larsson of Sunderland who have both served their Gameweek 12 punishment; the FA charge for Antolin Alcaraz means he remains out of the picture.

Banned players for Gameweek 13: David Dunn, Joey Barton, Antolin Alcaraz, Stephen Hunt, Jamie O’Hara

As a couple of names move off the tightrope, they are immediately replaced. First up, fresh from his action packed afternoon is Ryan Shawcross, he picked up his fourth in the 3-2 defeat to QPR. Joining him with the same card count is Lee Cattermole. Two names who are no stranger to suspension tightrope.

Current Suspension Tightrope : Gabby Agbonlahor, Frank Lampard, John Terry, Brede Hangeland, Steve Sidwell, Gareth Barry, Ryan Shawcross, Glen Whelan, Lee Cattermole, Richard Stearman.

We’ll round things up again following Monday’s game, as Gameweek 12 concludes.

Anorak Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Follow them on Twitter

  1. Mark
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    Please welcome Anorak to the FFS team guys.

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    1. Fitzy.
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Great work Anorak! Looks like a must read before contemplating transfers each week...

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    2. futbolnotsoccer
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      Congrats, Anorak!

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    3. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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      This is really helpful, Anorak - many thanks and keep up the good work!

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    4. Barry Frys revenge
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      hello and welcome, we all look forward to reading your contributions..!!!

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    5. Anorak
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Thanks for the kind comments last night everyone. Much appreciated.
      Also glad that some of you were able to reminisce about the old times. The 'Shorey up the defence' thread was one of my favourites too.

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      1. champoz
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        Nice work Anorak.
        I miss Yer Dad - where did he get to?

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  2. QPR expects... glory!
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    First?

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    1. Mark
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      Let's not start that again.

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      1. Egg noodle
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        😆

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  3. Gargamel
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    This is nice! You've been one of the best posters on here over the last couple of years Anorak, glad for you.

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    1. Bubbles
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      +1. Anorak's suspension tightrope has been brilliant help for a good while. Good stuff.

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      1. Mark
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        We've done some coding in our DB and built a nice little form to help Anorak maintain the Tightrope right here on the Scout. As mentioned above, they'll be a new sidebar widget appearing - next week hopefully.

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        1. Bubbles
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          It'll be a very handy addition that widget. Site keeps evolving impressively, Mark.

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  4. QPR expects... glory!
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    Barton missing next week will hurt my R's that's for sure

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  5. MrJefferson
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    just seen wigan and b burn on motd, strange match to say the least

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  6. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    Shawcross you d'oh nut, although looking at the fixtures and form i'm not sure where Stoke's next clean sheet will come from anyway. Certainly not next week when Rovers and the Yak roll into town 😉

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    1. Bubbles
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      A couple of weeks ago, given the fixtures coming up, I thought my triple Stoke defence was going to be a thing of beauty. Looks like some surgery will be needed.

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  7. Feanor
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    To think I sat on my free double transfer for the whole international break and then actually cost myself a point by brining in Wilkinson for Ward and Rodwell for Dyer. It's all Gollum's fault for hiding Rodwell's injury.

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  8. CRUSHER
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    The tightrope helps a lot, thanks!

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  9. Egg noodle
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    Cheers for the document Anorak. It has been very useful to me in the past as well.

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    1. Gargamel
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Sweet.

      Loving the N'Gotty pick

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      You would not have guessed Helguson as the only viable fantasy option to reamin from that team.

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    3. kidblast
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      Better than my squad!

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    4. kennethrhcp
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      used to love mcbride!

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  10. Scroobius Mac
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Cheers for this, great new feature!
    All we need now is Tosey's (involuntary) Frisking the Forums.

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  11. MA
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    Thanks, anorak!

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  12. Paul
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Nice one, Anorak. Welcome aboard 🙂

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  13. Shatner's Bassoon
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    An excellent addition sir

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  14. tangtastic
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    Is it just me or is Walcott starting to look like a good pick?

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  15. FBI Man
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    used up 1 of 2 of my freebie De laat to W Brown... its a good start!! Goin to play safe fro now on!!

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  16. MJ6987
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Yayyyyyy!!!!! Top one million - first time this season! With four to play, so should stay there hopefully. Top 500 last year - how the mighty have fallen. I'm back!

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  17. Chris_White
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    Great addon, welcome! 🙂

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  18. Menly
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Congrats anorak!

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  19. Optimus.
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    welcome mr ill get my coat or anorak

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  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Ahhh! This is brilliant. Top man, Anorak - I shall look forward to your weekly digest! Mark - excellent move ...:-D

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Bah!!! 😀

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    1. Gargamel
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      I voted for Dos Santos

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      1. SOM.... This is Fellaini�…
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        remember seeing that live in the Gold cup final at about 4 in the morning. Top top match that was.

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      2. Scroobius Mac
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        Yeah me too.
        A) Why have Spurs never given him the slightest chance? Might be a douche I guess.
        B) The ladies goal on there, whilst good, is something you see once a week from most leagues.

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  21. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    OK.

    Archangel Gabriel - you may return to Jesus's right hand.

    Ban der Vaart - suit the action to the word!

    Welcome to the new guys ... 😉

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    1. Chris_White
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      May the latter deliver and punish the foolish.

      Amen

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  22. Drip Doctor
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    Evening. Decent score, 48, midfielders letting me down again though, did anyone see the Utd game? How did Nani play? I have enought to do Nani to Lampard and am very tempted but Nani against R.Taylor could be embarrassing.. if he plays.

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    1. Chris_White
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      Didn't do much, crap game overall.. Hard to avoid Lamps against Wolves, but reckon I'd keep Nani.

      Any other room for improvements? 😉

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    2. Gargamel
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      United settled for the 1-0 and were overall uninterested in attacking after that fairly early goal, so hard to draw conclusions from the game. For me Nani doesn't offer enough for his price but I might have more urgent issues

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    3. Bubbles
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      Nani was awful. Think I'll be giving him his last last last chance against Newcastle though.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        14 years, 1 month ago

        If he plays! Valencia, Park, Young, Giggs all available. See what happens in the CL i guess.

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        1. Bubbles
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          14 years, 1 month ago

          Well, yeah. As you say, see what happens in the CL first. He's been very poor lately, but there's always the fear that he could explode into life, when you get rid.

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          1. Drip Doctor
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            True that, bit i've just looked at Lampard' scoring this season, it's pretty damn consistent! Plus nobody else that matters in my mini league has him. Very tempted.

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          2. Gargamel
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            14 years, 1 month ago

            If Nani gets 90m midweek we have to sell, won't we? There's no way he'll play Newcastle if he plays much midweek

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            1. Bubbles
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              That's my thinking, Garg.

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            2. Drip Doctor
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              Definitely. Looks like you were right about the Bendtner and Drenthe wagons Garg! Glad i avoided them.

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    4. Optimus.
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      14 years, 1 month ago

      ive same dilema thinking of downgrading nani to upgrade studge after wolves game to city striker

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        but*

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  23. futbolnotsoccer
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Not sure if Mark has retweeted this yet, (I swear I checked your timeline, Mark, and I didn't see it in there, apologies if you have) but there is a bit of chatter around the forum about the Aguero injury. He tweeted after the game and said " that bump? fortunately, it's nothing". We can all breathe a little easier..

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  24. ThreeLeftFeet
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Ah, the return of the Suspension Tightrope, wonderful. A very handy bit of kit. Thank you Anorak, and FFS.

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  25. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Straw Pole

    Verm or Enrique

    Verm = greater goals prospect
    Enrique = better cs prospect?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      Enrique, at least after week 15

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  26. Nomar
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    We got away with a few pens today.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 1 month ago

      bic pens?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 1 month ago

        or parker pens?

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  27. Cruicky
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Hmmm FPL have given an assist to Faurlin instead of Barton - QPR's 3rd goal.

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  28. Chris_White
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    14 years, 1 month ago

    Evening lads, quick opinion on what to do as of next week.
    Predicted team:
    Given (Begovic)
    Kompany Brown BAE (Enrique Simpson)
    Ramsey Walters VdV Mata (Dyer)
    Bendtner RVP Adebayor

    Thinking Given > Vorm before the drop, and then replace Bego later if he stays benched.

    Got my priorities right here?

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