[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
17 December 2011 1121 comments
Mark Mark
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The armband was always going to be crucial. For once perhaps, Fantasy managers couldn’t’ snuggle to the Robin Van Persie comfort blanket. A trip to the Etihad presented the most significant obstacle to the Dutchman’s relentless rise – enough for us to ponder other options.

Demba Ba for example. Newcastle’s powerful mid-price striker who had already notched 11 goals in the campaign, three in his last three. Ba and Newcastle were at home to a Swansea side who had conceded 18 goals on their travels; the logic was sound. The scene was set for Ba to boost his reputation further, for the swelling numbers of his Fantasy owners to capitilise on their investment further.

Ba duly climbed to the top of this week’s Captain Poll, offering clear indication that the wisdom of the crowd was there. The Senegal forward suffered a frustrating afternoon however – becoming the latest player to be denied by the reflexes of Michel Vorm, who, with the aid of the woodwork, kept the Magpies out to earn the Swans an eighth clean sheet of the campaign.

A Ba blank drawn, we’re likely to see thousands of Fantasy managers sitting on four points for their skipper – frustration boiling. It’s a sickening blow, particularly if you’ve suffered modest returns elsewhere. Now these unfortunates must look to paltry profits form the likes of Daniel Sturridge and Tottenham trio, not to mention Van Persie, who surely would have held some captaincies – even with the intimidating trip to City in front of him.

It would be cruelly ironic if the Dutchman produced another Stamford Bridge performance; if he could put City to the sword with a goal or two. That would surely seal it – the armband would be soldered to his shirt, an immovable object that would remain in place until fragile hamstrings or ankles kept Van Persie in the stands.

For now we can just sit and wait and assess the damage when the dust settles. Those smarting from Ba’s day of frustration will now be watching the remaining matches, hoping and praying for the dullest set of 90 minutes in living memory. Eyes wide shut when Van Persie pulls the trigger.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    WIGAN!!!!!

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  2. Towser44
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    He's been picking up the goals recently for a bargain price and is on pens too.

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    1. MJ6987
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      Watson?

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      1. Towser44
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Gomez

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  3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    out of nothing

    come on!!

    bosingwa made to look a mug

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  4. Nomar
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Chelsea cleanie gone and its been coming!

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  5. Chris_White
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    wtf cech........

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  6. Holy See
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Rod assist methinks.

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  7. eviemonkey
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan deserve that in fairness, Chelsea have been sloppy all game.

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  8. PFOR
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan deserve that. Lol at Cech.

    Hopefully Daniel still gets 3 bonus though.

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  9. Jinswick
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    What has happened to Cech the last couple of years - used to be head and shoulders above other keepers, now I'd say he is average in PL....

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    1. chinmusic
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Never been the same since Hunt brained him

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    2. moment
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Never been the same after Stephen Hunt kicked his head in a few years ago.

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  10. chinmusic
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Bring it on Gomez

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  11. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    now that mata is off , get in wigan!!

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  12. Tim
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomez bandwagon?

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  13. Mull
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    The old Bosingwa can't get a clean sheet business returns.

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    1. udit
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      😆

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  14. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Best midfeilder for 5.8 or less?

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    1. Chris_White
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      ohara

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      1. Towser44
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Gomez and save 0.9mil 🙂

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    2. udit
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      stretch it to 5.9 and get drenthe

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  15. The Holy One
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Wigan finally got their reward.

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  16. applebonkers
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    cheapest penalty taker in FPL strikes again

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  17. fatherted
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Fantastic...Gomez you beauty...all Chelski cs's byebye

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  18. AP
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    lolcakes at Cech. Lovely stuff.

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    1. Bubbles
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Jampies (and I assume Shit the Bed) is there too isn't he?

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      1. AP
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        Wonderful, isn't it?

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        1. Bubbles
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          Haha, after all their De Gea bashing it is nice for them to see a Cech howler in person. 😆

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  19. Hate that rotation
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gomez had shots off target right? 3bps studge now.

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    1. bobbydinho - Portland Irons
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      espn reports stur and gomez 2 shots 1 on target 1goal

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  20. THE SQUARE ONE
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Deserved goal for Wigan. Played fairly well today.

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  21. SPorting
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hugo assist....

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  22. Bubbles
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    I hope Wigan stay up, I really do. Gotta love them.

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    1. udit
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      +1

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    2. Nomar
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      They won't though.

      I genuinely can't see any of the current bottom 3 getting out of this.

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  23. Screaming Midget
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I'll take a Sturridge 2 BP I think

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  24. Laserface
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    God knows how much I enjoyed that goal,, Come on Wigan !!

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  25. David Davros
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Up the latics!!!

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  26. Sheep Flavour
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    1-1 Gomez

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  27. Chris_White
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    that goal sealed sturridge the 3 bps imo..could have been ashley

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  28. Demí
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    And with that, i reckon Gomez pips Sturridge for the 3bps

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    1. Granville
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Probably, he tops Metro scoring and that always a good indication. Did Sturridge have any shots off target?

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  29. Sun Jihai
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Moses with a winner. You heard it here first.

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  30. moment
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    Oh well. I suppose (C) Mata still gets his CS point at least.

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