[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Bae off - injured?

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    1. MJ6987
      14 years, 6 months ago

      no, just poor

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  2. Onwards
    14 years, 6 months ago

    BAE off after holding his wrist for the last 35 mins. Doubt for the DGW?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 6 months ago

      would love this, my rival only has 2 DGWers, BAE is one of them

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  3. China Mag
    14 years, 6 months ago

    I would love QPR to go down, to teach Joey Barton a lesson. But i would be happy for them to stay up if the result stays like this!!

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    1. NeedleVor
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Sounds like you're easily pleased.

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      1. beric
        14 years, 6 months ago

        http://www.okcupid.com/profile/NeedleVor/photos is this you?

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        1. ksmith5666
          14 years, 6 months ago

          and if it is, are they blow up shorts!!??

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      2. China Mag
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Wehey! I feel like i've made it!! I've been trolled (is that the right use of the word?) by needlevor!!

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          14 years, 6 months ago

          Oh no he didnt

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      3. COMH
        14 years, 6 months ago

        At least is not a complete c*nt. You need your teeth knocked out.

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Its Jose Enrique I feel you should aim your hatred at really.

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      1. udit
        14 years, 6 months ago

        I wouldn't worry about him, he's joined a 'big' club.

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  4. little_wizard123
    14 years, 6 months ago

    I still think Spurs players are a good shout for the DGW, they're off form but so has every team this season. With their quality, it can't last forever.

    Walcott -> Bale (if he isn't injured) is still a great option for next week imo. Maybe just forgetting about BAE.

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  5. kaz 96
    14 years, 6 months ago

    prediction time:

    3/4 : arsenal/ newcastle

    el-classico: barca 3-1

    tomorrow's pfa award winner: rvp

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    1. NeedleVor
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Its that time again! I've been waiting all day for this 🙂

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  6. Nopli
    14 years, 6 months ago

    TOP 6 Prediction:
    ManC 89
    ManU 89 (will probably lose to Manc n draw against Eve) if not then they will finish first.
    Arsenal 72(will draw against Stoke)
    Chelsea 70 (will win against Liv n NewC) n all others
    Tot 67 (will lose today n draw against villa n bolton
    New 64(tough fixtures coming up for Magpies) Che n Manc n even Everton n Wigan

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    1. kaz 96
      14 years, 6 months ago

      biased imo
      newcastle, really? 2 pts from the next 4? i can see them winning atleast one of che,wigan,manc

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    2. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      14 years, 6 months ago

      What?! How on earth do you have Newcastle so low on that and Chelsea won't win all of theirs. It was clear from today what they are prioritising.

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    3. The Finnisher
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Chelsea fan, obvious,

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    4. udit
      14 years, 6 months ago

      of course chelsea will beat Blackburn and QPR fighting for survival, a newcastle on better form than then and liverpool at anfield whilst at the same time competing in the FA cup and CL.

      🙄

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    5. kraftwerker
      14 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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  7. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Gallas is awful. Spurs badly miss Dawson and Kaboul.

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    1. NeedleVor
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Gallas is clearly not awful. Do you have any idea who you're talking about? What an outrageous comment.

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      1. kaz 96
        14 years, 6 months ago

        here we go again, trollhead

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  8. Baby Face Nelson
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Switching over to proper match

    barca divers vs real divers

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  9. zoltar74
    14 years, 6 months ago

    The headaches that Tottenhams performance is creating for the coming DGW is getting out of control. Who is left as a serious contender to yield good returns next week from playing two games apart from Papiss..?

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    1. MJ6987
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Mata?

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    2. An Púca
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Cabaye

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    3. zoltar74
      14 years, 6 months ago

      mata risky of rotation, cabaye was awesome today, was thinking BArfa also option.

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  10. Royal5
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Watch the rest of the Spurs game or switch to El Classico?

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    1. NeedleVor
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Run head first into the television?

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      1. The Finnisher
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Found any matches yet?

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          14 years, 6 months ago

          BURN!

          (See what I did there, Uh huh, I am far too cool)

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          1. Parm
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            14 years, 6 months ago

            I'll get your coat.

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              14 years, 6 months ago

              Thief

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        2. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          14 years, 6 months ago

          Suprised it says "Straight" IMHO. 🙂

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          1. COMH
            14 years, 6 months ago

            Haha in the closet I reckon. And he's angry about it. Too much aggression building up. He needs a man in his life 🙂

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  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Daniel

    I have seriously lost faith in Spurs to the point where I don't think I want Kaboul in for DGW (plus he might be injured)

    Worth going for Cahill, or should I double up on Newcastle or Everton? or take a punt on Agger or Huth?

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    1. little_wizard123
      14 years, 6 months ago

      I wouldn't ask him, he doesn't seem to like Spurs anyway.

      If he's fit, keep him. If not, I probably would go with Cahill over doubling up with Newcastle defenders, but both have been good defensively recently.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 6 months ago

        I don't own Kaboul, I'm looking to bring someone in to replace Kolarov.

        Only doubt with Cahill is will he play both games?

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    2. FPL Daniel
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Cahill could be rotated. Wait for Luiz news

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  12. MJ6987
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Is it me, or does Bale go down apparently injured virtually every game, but rarely actually goes off injured?

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  13. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Vdv fail

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  14. DLL18
    14 years, 6 months ago

    1st dive 1:10, didn't take long

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    1. LaLaLand
      14 years, 6 months ago

      if refering to thiago, you may aswell switch off if u think that was a dive

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      1. DLL18
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Okay 1st Hop 3ft in the air and hold your foot as if it's been shot.

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  15. Mr Smith
    14 years, 6 months ago

    HBA or Pinaar for the DGW?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 6 months ago

      if you own Cisse, Pienaar

      If you Jelavic, HBA

      If you own both, Pienaar or Cabaye

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    2. Onwards
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Both. But Pienaar if you have to choose. Everton play wolves in gw37.

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      1. Mr Smith
        14 years, 6 months ago

        May actually go both, was thinking VDV but already having Bale and with Spuds form it seems to much of a risk so may go HBA and Pinaar now

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        1. Bartowski
          14 years, 6 months ago

          Hadn't considered Pienaar but he might be a good option.

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  16. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Poll

    Who will win the league

    A. United

    B. Citeh

    C. Stoke

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    1. kaz 96
      14 years, 6 months ago

      i'd like to pass this one on to NL

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      14 years, 6 months ago

      C

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    3. udit
      14 years, 6 months ago

      D.Accrington Stanley

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    4. Nopli
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Countercomment"
      Who will win UCL
      A) Blues
      B) Uefa-Lona
      C) Special 11
      D) Munich 11

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      1. udit
        14 years, 6 months ago

        I'm finding you more and more idiotic by the comment. 😐

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      2. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Would love D but it'll be B

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    5. Onwards
      14 years, 6 months ago

      United this year. City next year. Stoke have a decent shout at winning the Championship the year after.

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    6. Epic Fail
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Stoke Citeh.

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  17. DLL18
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Good save Valdez

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    1. little_wizard123
      14 years, 6 months ago

      I can see Chelsea having a few chances against Barca from set pieces tbh.

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  18. Ginkapo FPL
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Seriously the hate in this forum right now isnt healthy. Why is everyone trading insults, what the flip is wrong with you lot. Grow up.

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    1. udit
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Everything essentially boils down to attention. Should I explain in detail?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Pls don't, not sure I can handle it again.

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        1. udit
          14 years, 6 months ago

          In all seriousness though, I agree.
          😐 I don't like it.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 6 months ago

      What the monkey said.

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    3. kaz 96
      14 years, 6 months ago

      some people need to shut up( not u) and avoid trolling or talk some sense.

      there won't be any hatred if that happens

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Everyone has a share in the responsibility.Why blame others for it, does it matter what others do?

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        1. kaz 96
          14 years, 6 months ago

          i get what ur trying to say but some guys here have only one aim: annoy others

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            14 years, 6 months ago

            Oh I agree, those guys wont change. But you can just laugh at them, and pity their insecurity, instead of getting annoyed. Needlevor is hilarious really, he hasnt got a flippin clue.

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Daddy Doosra will come and sort us all out in a bit.

      I haven't had my warm milk yet and I need my nappy changing. 🙁

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    5. little_wizard123
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Since I've joined, I've found it annoying with people wanting players to get injured and constantly being happy about other member's players failing. Clearly you don't want rival's players doing well, but seeing 'Hahahaha, Walcott off on 59' or 'Hahaha, Bale is injured' etc. does get tiresome.

      Plus there are a few trolls around, unfortunately.

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    6. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      14 years, 6 months ago

      It gets like this from time to time. Then someone gets banned, then lots of people say how nice he was really.
      Things get quiet and pleasant. 🙂

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  19. QPR Lad 92
    14 years, 6 months ago

    red wow another stupid referee

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    1. QPR Lad 92
      14 years, 6 months ago

      I hate this damn league

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      1. The Finnisher
        14 years, 6 months ago

        You won't need to worry about it for much longer 😉

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        1. QPR Lad 92
          14 years, 6 months ago

          I know

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          1. The Finnisher
            14 years, 6 months ago

            I joke, I wouldn't be surprised at all to see you lot stay up.

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    2. crystalpalaceRus
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Why do you have a player sent off nearly every game?

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      1. QPR Lad 92
        14 years, 6 months ago

        How do I know

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    3. little_wizard123
      14 years, 6 months ago

      What happened?

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      1. QPR Lad 92
        14 years, 6 months ago

        2nd yellow for Taraabt

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    4. DLL18
      14 years, 6 months ago

      So stupid he forgot it was his 2nd yellow :lol

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  20. Mr Smith
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Taraabt off!

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  21. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 6 months ago

    OMG taarabt red card

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    1. udit
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Why do you say OMG for everything?

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      1. Bartowski
        14 years, 6 months ago

        OMG why do you have to have a go at him

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        1. udit
          14 years, 6 months ago

          😐 Just asking. Why have a go at me?

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  22. The Finnisher
    14 years, 6 months ago

    And here I was bragging about Taarabt (c) in the bottom 5 league 😆

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    1. kaz 96
      14 years, 6 months ago

      2+5-3=1 x 2 = 10(if qpr don't concede)

      not too bad

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  23. Abominable Snowy84
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Come on QPR. Hold on.

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    1. ★FC Borecelona★
      14 years, 6 months ago

      +1

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  24. Mr Smith
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Spurs chance now, this will show what they are made of. They really do need to throw the kitchen sink at QPR now.

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  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Lol @ bale going in the crowd

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    1. The Finnisher
      14 years, 6 months ago

      OMG

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    2. wozza
      14 years, 6 months ago

      Couldn't work it out. What were they chanting at him?

      I liked the guy in the crowd waving the red card lol

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  26. Abominable Snowy84
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Yellow for Bale for going into the crowd? 😆

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  27. dubj1m
    14 years, 6 months ago

    lolz at bale going into the crowd!

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  28. Back on the horse
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Wow, thought I made a mistake captaining Demps but he is my highest scoring attacker so far.

    Feeling exposed to having no ManCity though 🙁 . I can feel a poor week coming

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  29. Piggs Boson
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Look at Spurs playing... look at Spurs' fixtures... I just can't see a solution...

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  30. Mr Smith
    14 years, 6 months ago

    Classy, young kids swearing and doing wan5er signs at VDV when he was about to take the corner.

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
      14 years, 6 months ago

      thats qpr fans for you

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      1. little_wizard123
        14 years, 6 months ago

        Football fans in general, tbh.

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      14 years, 6 months ago

      And how much do tickets cost to see the R's?

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      14 years, 6 months ago

      pathetic isn't it. Football really does attract some scum. Such a contrast with rugby, where fans sit amongst each other and share booze!

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