[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 April 2012 1254 comments
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It was a close call in the Captain Poll heading into this Gameweek. With Everton and Newcastle handed a pair of fixtures apiece, Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse were virtually neck and neck in light of their recent respective form – both received 26% of the votes cast, with the latter just edging it by a total of 36. After today’s results, however, the Croatian’s owners are the ones with plenty to smile about so far.

Many a Fantasy forward line had been chopped up and re-assembled prior to this morning’s deadline – Robin Van Persie was shipped out by 85,000 owners, while more than 32,000 got rid of Wayne Rooney. It was little wonder – Cisse had notched nine his his last six, while Jelavic had bagged a brace in each of his previous two; both offered the promise of substantial points hauls, with 90,000 and 150,000 Fantasy managers snapping up their services respectively.

While Wigan swiped the wheels off the Newcastle bandwagon this afternoon with a stunning 4-0 triumph, Jelavic racked up the points against travel-sick Fulham. Only six minutes were on the clock before he grabbed his first – powering a penalty past Mark Schwarzer in the opposition goal. A second was added prior to half-time, as he swept home a Steven Pienaar pass to take his tally to eight in seven starts since joining in January.

With Pienaar running riot, providing three assists in a superb 83 minute showing, the Toffees scored four goals for the third successive game – the first time they have done so since 1964. The boost afforded to Everton’s attacking credentials since the introduction of both Pienaar and Jelavic makes David Moyes’ side an altogether different outfit from the one that struggled so badly for goals prior to their arrival – 29 goals in their first 28 Gameweeks has now been followed by 18 in the last six.

Everton now head off to Stoke on Tuesday and, with the Potters failing to return a clean sheet in their last eight, Jelavic’s owners will be licking their lips in anticipation of another goal or two. Cisse rolls up to the Bridge on Wednesday – with Chelsea conceding one goal in their three home games since Roberto Di Matteo took charge, the omens perhaps don’t look too good for those who handed him the armband.

This evening’s game at Carrow Road has already shown there will be a few more surprises before the Gameweek is out. Luis Suarez received a mere 121 votes in the Captain Poll this week but grabbed his highest points haul of the campaign against the Canaries – the Uruguayan bagged a sensational hat-trick and still has Fulham at Anfield on Tuesday.

Newcastle’s hammering also affords Tottenham a lifeline in their race for fourth – a win against Blackburn tomorrow would see Harry Redknapp’s side climb above the Magpies. Those who handed Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Bale or Rafael Van der Vaart the armband may have extra cause for optimism, then, and hope that they can – like Suarez – can follow the Jelavic road.*

*Pun courtesy of Andy Goddard.

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  1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    where was that finishin earlier in the season mr suarez..tut. still some incredible games there

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  2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    Pulls always seems to bang on about random stats like he's boasting on his achievements

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    1. Declan
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      'Orrible little man

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  3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    Dalglish is so fooking obnoxious. I used to have a soft spot for Liverpool, but he's put me off quite a bit tbh

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    1. Chazza
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      +1

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    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
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      spot on

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    3. McGurn
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Completely agree. He is a walking PR disaster

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      1. Declan
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Form winner Chris McGurn, Ladies and Gentlemen, Take a bow son

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        1. Declan
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          *Former

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        2. Chazza
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          14 years, 3 months ago

          And clearly not a one-season lucky son of a gun. Insane FPL record there.

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          1. McGurn
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            14 years, 3 months ago

            Cheers Declan and Chazza

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      2. Evs
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Or... C0ck ?

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        1. Declan
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          really?

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        2. McGurn
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          nice one mate

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  4. Parm
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Lovin the Stoke fans bullying Arsene!

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    1. A.
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Well they were copying him pretty exactly, he a,ready looked ridiculous 😛

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    2. Gaz Downright
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      hilarious!!

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  5. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Stoke fans booing Ramsey, bit harsh...

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      was one hell of a convincing dive he did to frame Shawcross...

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    2. Chazza
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      Bordering on disgusting.

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    3. applebonkers
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      woah woah wow, he cried and had to miss 3 matches! ramsey only missed 43 matches

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      1. Mull
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Can you link me your Stoke-Barca article.

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  6. Captain Shirokov
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    I gotta feeling Tevez will score a brace on Monday 😉

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      hat trick for me

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    2. A.
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I have a united supporting mate who has a fiver on a brace for Tevez, a fiver on one from Aguero and a tenner on city to win, just to console himself if united choke 😉

      I kept him because scoring against united seems like exactly the thing he'd do

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +77

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      2. Manani
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        that is what i do if i have spare cash.
        u win either way

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Not if De Jong scores 😉

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  7. TorresMagic™
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Predictions for Spurs - Rovers?

    Really need Adebayor & VDV to be quiet as I only have Bale. 🙁

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    1. Parm
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Spuds 3-0 B'Burn

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    2. Declan
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      3-1

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    3. Evs
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      • 16 Years
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      NEVER gonna happen.... 😉

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    4. Chazza
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      4-2

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    5. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      3-1

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    6. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      We'll score, they'll score more.

      A repeat of last season wouldn't surprise me

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    7. Reacher
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      2-1 spurs bale brace

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 17 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I hope you are right. Wish I got VDV now.

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Nah....

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 17 Years
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            I will be happy if Bale can match VDV. Everyone chasing me has VDV. Would have been better to close that differential.

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            1. Evs
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              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Mr Magic... Keep the faith, Gareth went let you (us) down.

              Dont you worry.. 😀

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        2. Reacher
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Ive got both and your namesake! everything crossed

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    8. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I predict the match will be called off due to torrential rain.

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  8. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Right, West Brom v Villa on. Time for bed! 😉

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  9. Top Heavy
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Finally Liverpool keep a clean sheet..but what's this? Skertl didn't even play..I hate you Kenny, also 2 weeks ago I sold Suarez 🙁

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    1. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I thought Skrtel would be the defender most immune from rotation, he played every game last season.

      Still a chance of a CS vs Fulham, but that means Demsey gets zilch :/

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds like fantasy football isn't the game for you...

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    3. McGurn
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      • 17 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah, thts unlucky mate

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  10. SPorting
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    well, i'm through the 2000 point barrier and creeping back towards the top 5k. my season is turning out better than i expected.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      same for me 2020 here

      Record score for me is 2091, might just make it past.

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      1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        You should aim to finish on 2200, still 3 gameweeks left!

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    2. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      We'll doe beer hug.

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    3. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks for sharing.*

      *I jest, that's really nice going.

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    4. Parm
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Need 37 points for 2k.........

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    5. TorresMagic™
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      • 17 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Looking good so far in the FPL Open.

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    6. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I'm still 70 points off, but I'm outside the top 50k 😉

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        same here

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    7. Desertbug
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      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Congrats. I think you're going to have an easy time with me in FPL Open also. Really depressing when less than 45 minutes into the DGW, you feel like you got the whole thing wrong. Only consolation is that in my defeat, Everton has moved on to another win.

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    8. McGurn
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      Good effort. 5k excellent, reckon anything less that 10k bechmark for a good season

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    9. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      58 away from 2k, what with the rest of the matches and hopefully Spurs stepping up I'm hoping to finish this GW near about there.

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  11. Reacher
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Be booed for breaking your leg!! Stoke fans hang your heads in shame #shocking

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    1. Mull
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      NeedleVor was making 'break you leg' puns about Ramsey the other day.

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      1. Reacher
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I know put or order imo mull

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    2. HST
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Their scum, when Herd was knocked unconcious and fitting at Villa park a few weeks back infront of the stoke fans they were all mocking him.

      Scum manager.

      Scum team.

      Scum no life fans.

      Scum football.

      Scum city.

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      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I agree see below

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      2. Parm
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        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +1 (We need a like button)

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    3. Chazza
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      I wonder what they would have done to Muamba.

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  12. A.
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    That was a beautiful diving header from Cuellar

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  13. Chazza
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Howard and Given have made contenders for save the season today.

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    1. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Great save vs Dempsey, and Given had a couple of great ones

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      +1

      Shame they both cost me points in doing so though

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  14. Menly
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    14 years, 3 months ago

    Stoke are disgusting

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    1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      United were even worse to wenger a few seasons back when wenger was sent to the stands. Still funny though

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      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        + 1 offa me

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    2. Menly
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      14 years, 3 months ago

      You make me sick

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    5. HST
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      There are 2 characteristics I hate in a person.

      Attention seeking and neediness and you have both in bucket loads.

      And your truly shit at FPL to boot.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        hahahahaha

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      2. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Hang on, friend.

        I was top 5k last season and this season I missed the first few gameweeks due to being deployed in the Falklands. If you check my history you can see I only started playing actively in October as this is when I started working my way up.

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        1. JT's Dog
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Ha ha Falklands, more like poundland

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        2. HST
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          I take it back G.I. Jane your and FPL legend in that case.

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        3. Hay Number 2
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Last season is last season...you are only as good as your last game.

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        4. wolowizard
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          you served in the falklands and you make jokes like that.

          you are scum.

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      3. Chris de Borg
        • 17 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +1

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      1. NeedleVor
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        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. Very mature.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          • 14 Years
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          so you make a comment like that, then slate others for being mature.

          What was Ramsey booed for, putting his leg in the way of Shawcross' boot?

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        3. HST
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          You think your a wind up merchant but your just a sad pr1ck who desperately craves attention and as your such a dull, witless, useless shit the only way you can draw attention to yourself is with pathetic attempts at inflammatory comments.

          Did I mention your shit at FPL?

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        4. JT's Dog
          14 years, 3 months ago

          I spend 5 min trying to think who the person was that was a right tool on here a few weeks ago to say you where in danger of being a bigger one. Then I realised it was you a few weeks ago.

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          1. Hay Number 2
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            ha ha ha....

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    7. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I've re-read that and I'm not going to wind myself up but I have to ask...

      Why?

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    8. Drip Doctor
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Here he is! Back for some more attention... ZZZzzzzzz!

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    9. McGurn
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      • 17 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      As if stoke city need anything else to make everyone hate them, here comes needlover

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      1. Goose
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I prefer the term Needlewhore 😉

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        1. Hay Number 2
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Very good!

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    10. hvsauce
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Think it's time to jog on for another haircut, Needledick.

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      1. Hay Number 2
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I like it 😉

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    11. Hay Number 2
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      You give honest Stoke fans a bad name mate....out of order!

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      1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        No need to be a prick

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        1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Reply fail lol. I didnt mean to say this to you. LOL

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          1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            See bot you did, 'Loves bith a needle'?
            You are turning us on bourselves
            Boh, the bumanity!

            No worries AOC!
            😉

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        2. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          BOh thank bou!
          Tell me what I should be now...
          BOh excited to hear your next bopinion....

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          1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            I said it was a reply fail

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            1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Cooooooooooooool now AOC!
              🙂

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    13. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      ....Well at least nobody gave him any attention.

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      1. little_wizard123
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        😆

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  16. Chazza
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    What did Hansen say at the end there?

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    1. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      He said "you're not going to win any Oscars" to Lineker

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      No Oscars there I'm afraid

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      1. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. Good job you corrected that one. Great work.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          😀

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      2. Chazza
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Haha cheers

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  17. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ah well, off to bed, work in the morning and tough day ahead watching my team relegated by my Captain and his two mates.... 😐

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  18. Declan
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    €20 Double

    Torquay
    Notts County

    Notts County losin 3-2 10mins left, that's that fooked, win 4-3 93rd winner
    Torquay winning 1-0, 94th min equaliser, 1-1

    Gambling = a mugs game

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  19. Parm
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    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I know it's a wee bit like Facebook, but I wish we had a 'Like' button on here.

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Like

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    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Why?

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      1. Parm
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        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        It's a bit annoying having consistent +1's everywhere flooding the page.

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          +1

          😛

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    3. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      And a report abuse button. Oh wait we have one of those!

      Used 🙂

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      1. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Likewise.

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    4. halnone
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I wouldn't like that.
      as one of the only city fans that post on here, I would get a million dislikes from the hundreds of united fans here 🙂

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        This is a Fantasy Footy forum not a fans site, otherwise i'd be telling you to f*ck off every 5 seconds you Citeh scum 😉

        Jokes 😉

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      2. Ryan
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        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        There isn't a need for a dislike button. Keeping things positive, a like button is fine

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  20. halnone
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I really hope stoke get relegated next season. there is absolutely nothing to like about the club.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Maybe everyone could support a Champions League club then, that would be cool

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      1. halnone
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        .....
        don't know what point you're trying to make.

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    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Bego, Shawx, Huth could walk into most premier league sides

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    3. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Them and Villa

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  21. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    nite all

    CMON QPR, I don't care about the result just as long as you score.

    VdV and Bale FTW

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Night man 🙂

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    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Night JK

      Ade (c) FTW 😛

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    3. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      No sta cariad

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    4. Hay Number 2
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Hwyl fawr am nawr!

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  22. 1mills
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Let's not beat about the bush, let's get the Glen Johnson assist taken off Agger. Worth between 3-5 points for me 😉

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Glen Johnson is the most perennially overhyped FPL player. Every year FFS jazzes over his supposed potential, every year he gets nowhere near it

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      1. 1mills
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        He has barely played since I brought him in for the last DGW.

        These points will bring his average up to about 1point per game.

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  23. Title20
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    anyone know when bonus points for todays games will be added during the DGW?

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Montag Morgen

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    2. WOLVERiNES
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Monday

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    3. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Probably Monday morning

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    4. Hay Number 2
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Oh my god...is that the quickest BP question asked? Usually I have to wait till monday morning before I have to endure such questions 😉

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    5. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      5 minutes time. . .

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  24. hvsauce
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    why do I have a horrible feeling that spurs will lose to both bolton and blackburn?

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    1. hvsauce
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      wait, don't answer that

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      1. Hay Number 2
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        They wont IMO.....If you can't motivate yourself for the fight for 4th, especially after seeing the Newcastle result then whats the point.

        Bale (c)

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    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      They won't. They will score min of 5 goals over those 2 games. IMO

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      1. hvsauce
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        hope so but there's too much negativity and doubt surrounding the team. redknapp bringing up the modric situation out of the blue again today.

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      2. Hay Number 2
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I'm with you brawd!

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    3. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      🙂 noice

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      1. hvsauce
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        easy Declan

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        1. Declan
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          wishful thinking 🙂 2 x 3-3 would be nice

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  25. stumanchuu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Green arrow stoked

    Cisse to Rvp captain next week

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      nice last few weeks stu

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      1. stumanchuu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks Declan trying

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        1. Declan
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Ive a slim chance of making 4th/5th in my work ML to win €100, need Ade(C) to turn up tomorrow

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          1. stumanchuu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Good luck I'm 160 clear of 2nd place in. Y mini league...it's a must to talk sh*t to my dad

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            1. Declan
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Good Luck

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    2. NeedleVor
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah, Cisse didn't score 2 goals this week. What a lazy waste of space he is! Get rid, quickly!

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      1. stumanchuu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks just made the move

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  26. NeedleVor
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Getting slightly irritated by people feeling the need to slate my rank after every post I make when it has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

    If you finished higher than 5k last season then fine, flame me if it makes you feel big. However, this season is a complete write off due to circumstances that I've explained so many times before. Getting sick of repeating myself now.

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      What did you say?

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    2. Goose
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nice team name. You stay classy.

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      1. Hay Number 2
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I missed that....shocking!

        It's hard to believe people like that exist!

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    3. Hay Number 2
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I think it's your general attitude that people can't stand!

      You've got a way of rubbing everyone the wrong way. Surly you can't be that bored, why do you bother going out of your way to offend everyone you come across?

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        1. Declan
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          😆

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        2. Hay Number 2
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Ha ha you legend I am LMAO! 😉

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        3. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          couldn't be more true 🙂

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          1. Hay Number 2
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Cyber 5 (click of the fingers) 😉

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    4. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      U were 4k last year better than 100k this year I say that is a victory

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      1. NeedleVor
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks man. Its just a game anyway, lets not get so damn malicious about each others ranks. It doesn't make this forum a nice place to hang out.

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        1. stumanchuu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          I hear you, I come here for advice at the end of the day it's your decisions...

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          1. NeedleVor
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Agreed. Thankfully it's only the minority who do it.

            It's not on though, imagine if you're a new player to the game, you come here for advice and these few idiots just burn you based on rank. Its not what a community should be about.

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            1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
              • 14 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              No need for the team name...

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  27. Ryan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Kudos to anyone who kept the racist, looks like he is a prime candidate to be the top scorer at the end of the gameweek. Well done to Jelly captainers too, almost did it myself but don't mind leaving it in the hands of Adebayor.

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    1. Ray Allen Iverson
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      how is it possible my ML rival/leader capt the racist, and i captained cisse instead of jelly!!

      utter BS!

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      1. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        That is terribly unlucky. My rival bought Crouch and kept RVP. They scored the only goals in the 1 all draw. Very annoying

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    2. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks for reassuring my Jelly C yesterday finger was on the trigger for Cisse

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    3. Billy Ketsu
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Which racist is that Ryan? There's a couple to choose from....

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      1. Ryan
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Haha, the one that played 😉

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  28. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Baps predictions for the Everton game?

    Safe to say Jelly & Pienaar should get the 3 & 2? Just hope hibbert doesn't get any.

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    1. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I think so safe in my view

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  29. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hi lads. Just logging on and reading through some pages.

    Needlevor = bell-end.

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      attention seeker

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    2. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nice rank zlat

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      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Big red arrow this gw. Captained Cisse.
        Need bale and vdv to do the business tomrw.

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  30. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Who would you captain out of these 3 next GW?

    RVP, Jelly or Rooney (let's pretend the Derby ends in a draw).

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVP

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      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I'm going Rooney. But rvp a great shout also.

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVP for me

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    3. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVeePee

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