[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 April 2012 1254 comments
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It was a close call in the Captain Poll heading into this Gameweek. With Everton and Newcastle handed a pair of fixtures apiece, Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse were virtually neck and neck in light of their recent respective form – both received 26% of the votes cast, with the latter just edging it by a total of 36. After today’s results, however, the Croatian’s owners are the ones with plenty to smile about so far.

Many a Fantasy forward line had been chopped up and re-assembled prior to this morning’s deadline – Robin Van Persie was shipped out by 85,000 owners, while more than 32,000 got rid of Wayne Rooney. It was little wonder – Cisse had notched nine his his last six, while Jelavic had bagged a brace in each of his previous two; both offered the promise of substantial points hauls, with 90,000 and 150,000 Fantasy managers snapping up their services respectively.

While Wigan swiped the wheels off the Newcastle bandwagon this afternoon with a stunning 4-0 triumph, Jelavic racked up the points against travel-sick Fulham. Only six minutes were on the clock before he grabbed his first – powering a penalty past Mark Schwarzer in the opposition goal. A second was added prior to half-time, as he swept home a Steven Pienaar pass to take his tally to eight in seven starts since joining in January.

With Pienaar running riot, providing three assists in a superb 83 minute showing, the Toffees scored four goals for the third successive game – the first time they have done so since 1964. The boost afforded to Everton’s attacking credentials since the introduction of both Pienaar and Jelavic makes David Moyes’ side an altogether different outfit from the one that struggled so badly for goals prior to their arrival – 29 goals in their first 28 Gameweeks has now been followed by 18 in the last six.

Everton now head off to Stoke on Tuesday and, with the Potters failing to return a clean sheet in their last eight, Jelavic’s owners will be licking their lips in anticipation of another goal or two. Cisse rolls up to the Bridge on Wednesday – with Chelsea conceding one goal in their three home games since Roberto Di Matteo took charge, the omens perhaps don’t look too good for those who handed him the armband.

This evening’s game at Carrow Road has already shown there will be a few more surprises before the Gameweek is out. Luis Suarez received a mere 121 votes in the Captain Poll this week but grabbed his highest points haul of the campaign against the Canaries – the Uruguayan bagged a sensational hat-trick and still has Fulham at Anfield on Tuesday.

Newcastle’s hammering also affords Tottenham a lifeline in their race for fourth – a win against Blackburn tomorrow would see Harry Redknapp’s side climb above the Magpies. Those who handed Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Bale or Rafael Van der Vaart the armband may have extra cause for optimism, then, and hope that they can – like Suarez – can follow the Jelavic road.*

*Pun courtesy of Andy Goddard.

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  1. Bale me Out
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    All my predictions this week went sailing with the tiny canoes. My captain choice? Aah maybe Cisse pulls a rabbit trick against Chelsea. Can only hope

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    1. pjomara
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      In fairness, he had one incredible shot that looked miles high and wide but dipped viciously to hit the crossbar. He hit the post from a header from 4 yards though which even I would score. He still looked class and could easily score 2 v Chelsea.

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  2. JK - Cønt â­
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    ok folks just wanted to get your thoughts on my ML situation. I started off 35 points in front this morning

    Me 31 points + De Gea, Santon, Jagielka, VdV (c) x2, Bale x2, Demspey, Jelavic, Cisse

    Him 33 + Terry x 2, Walker x2, Yaya, Valencia, HBA and Jelavic (c)

    Have to confess the thought that Spurs and Chelsea cold keep 2 CSs worries me, badly. Him and his jamminess may yet beat me.

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    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      You don't have a whole lot to worry about JK. Try being in my shoes. In my main ML, me and the other guy were on LEVEL points this morning. Squeeky bumm

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      1. JK - Cønt â­
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        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        indeed, but if he outscores me by 10 points a week he could take me, if Spurs and Chelsea keep 2 CS it could happen. Hopefully Cisse will ruin JTs and Yak and/or Metrov can take Walker's.

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  3. Indalo
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Up to 109k now 🙂 Only 9k to got and then I will finally be there 😉

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    1. Indalo
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      go*

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      As your name says...........

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    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Come on, mate!!! Good luck with it! 🙂

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  4. JK - Cønt â­
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    rank updated

    Big fat red ðŸ™

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Little red ...

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    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      VDV will hopefully turn it into a green!

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    3. Nickyboy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      hang in there bro

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  5. RoysCallerAnne
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    ooooh! Green arrow.....LOTS of people must have taken hits!

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    1. â­ Bemba_Da â­
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      or have loads of players still to play i.e spurs, united, city, chelsea

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      1. RoysCallerAnne
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        this too, of course. I think a bit of both

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    2. JK - Cønt â­
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I did, think about it, 2 of the players I took hits for were Jelavic (10) and Jagielka (6) it was the players I already had that let me down

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Yup, 12 points

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  6. Yossi
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    Ranks updated!

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  7. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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    *puffs out cheeks*

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    1. Yossi
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ridgewell doing the biz Doos!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Yes.

        *touches wood*

        🙂

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  8. Davido989
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Match Of The Day is the one tonight! Suarez's fantastic hatrick, Jelly's blistering form and Wigan's continuation of shocks. Bring it on!

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    1. The Gambler.
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Suarez had his shooting boots on today at last. My capt last week grrrr.

      Goal of the season contender too.

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      1. Davido989
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Ah, unlucky.

        Definitely a contender. It was almost like a chip from what I saw.

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    2. Viper
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Best hattrick I have seen in a long time! He should be doing that more regularly though

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      1. Davido989
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Beat hatrick I've seen tbh.

        +1 If he keeps this finishing up, he'll become sensational.

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    3. Kagawa-san-mia
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      when is it

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        in 5 mins

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    4. pjomara
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cisse's incredible miss and incredible shot off the crossbar not to be missed either

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        +1

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  9. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Small red for me, could of been even worse.......

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      +42. 🙂

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  10. Viper
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Absolutely shocked to get a small green arrow with 33(-8) & my captain still to play.. Haven't made up ground on any rivals though, well I had until Suarez decided to score from all angles..

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  11. Knee deep in FPL
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    green arrow - 6.652

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  12. Nickyboy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    woo, I am in the top ten in Italy

    (yes, I know there are probably only 99 other players but don't deny me my moment 🙂 )

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Congrats 🙂

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  13. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    So it seems a few players have realised its time to play for their summer transfers!!

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    1. Parm
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Many shiny bums at the minute.

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  14. Wolverine
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    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Up 5k from 11k! Still 80 odd points behind my 2 rivals in my huge mini league though ðŸ™

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  15. sotothemightygreek
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Loads of good films on now.

    Clerks, Unforgiven, Mean Streets, Master and Commander, The Sixth Sense. The choice is yours.

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    1. tangtastic
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      MoTD

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Terminator Salvation on 4HD

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      1. Knee deep in FPL
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        waynes world e4

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    3. Viper
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Wayne's World on E4 😉

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  16. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I'll tell you what folks captain choice next week could be a major headache

    Rooney (SWA)
    RvP (NOR)
    Dempsey (SUN)
    Moses (bla)
    Jelavic (wol)
    VdV (avl)

    All in contention

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nani captain if he's fit.

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    2. tangtastic
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I think the options I'm considering are narrowed to Rooney, RvP, Jelavic or Moses. Aside from Jelavic, the other 3 aren't in my team yet and will look to bring in for the final 2 gws.

      Only 5pts in it at the moment in my mini league between me (currently 1st) and only real rival.

      It's a big decision.

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Always is to be honest

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  17. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Despite selling Suarez this week, got to say that's as good a hattrick as I've seen, certainly the best finalé!

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      +42

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  18. Manani
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    damn!
    no change in GW rank ðŸ™

    thought owning pineear and jelavic is good enough for a green, but apparently not ðŸ™

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      What do you mean?

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  19. Davido989
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Your ranking is superb. Keep it up.

    😉

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    1. tangtastic
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Thank you kind sir 😀

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nice to be complimented!

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    3. Back to Back Ballacks
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cheers, wish i could say the same for you 🙂

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  20. I had a wee bit of fun with my second team this week and it turned out well:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/409544/event-history/36/

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cheater, ban him! ban him!

      😉

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      You mean your sons team? 😉

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  21. Spike âš½ï¸
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Don't want to take anything away from Suarez but according to all reports Norwich were awful especially defensively !!

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    1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Am gutted. Did 5 games today with both teams to score 12/1. Only team to let me down was Norwich. Have Skrtel on my team too and he was benched, rival has enrique. Whens the last time pool kept a clean sheet? No sleep tonight.

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    2. Manani
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      it still proves that suarez finishing in this match is good

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      1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        what are you chattin about?

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      2. Spike âš½ï¸
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Absolutely agree but you can't afford to give him the ball away like Norwich did

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  22. JK - Cønt â­
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Villa v WBA on last, saving the best till last as always 😛

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  23. JK - Cønt â­
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Williamson, that was criminal

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  24. Parm
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Right,

    Either....

    Siggy âž¡ Maloney or VDV/Bale âž¡ Moses to raise funds for RVP.

    Which shall it be?

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    1. Manani
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      wait after the spurs match

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  25. Spike âš½ï¸
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    That was class from Maloney !!

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  26. Viper
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Strongly considering a punt on Maloney! 4.5, plays in an attacking role and on most set pieces including penalties..

    It is certainly either him or Moses!

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    1. JK - Cønt â­
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      same here. Moses seems the best option, but Maloney could be worth a punt

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Maloney on pens could swing it slightly.......

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  27. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Lol at Moses' header !!

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  28. Manani
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    wigan's one touch is slick 🙂

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  29. Parm
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Di Santo with an excellent strike, Krul had no chance.

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  30. @ImpressiveTackl
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Di Santo looking like a world beater on MOTD 🙂

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