[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
28 April 2012 1254 comments
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It was a close call in the Captain Poll heading into this Gameweek. With Everton and Newcastle handed a pair of fixtures apiece, Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse were virtually neck and neck in light of their recent respective form – both received 26% of the votes cast, with the latter just edging it by a total of 36. After today’s results, however, the Croatian’s owners are the ones with plenty to smile about so far.

Many a Fantasy forward line had been chopped up and re-assembled prior to this morning’s deadline – Robin Van Persie was shipped out by 85,000 owners, while more than 32,000 got rid of Wayne Rooney. It was little wonder – Cisse had notched nine his his last six, while Jelavic had bagged a brace in each of his previous two; both offered the promise of substantial points hauls, with 90,000 and 150,000 Fantasy managers snapping up their services respectively.

While Wigan swiped the wheels off the Newcastle bandwagon this afternoon with a stunning 4-0 triumph, Jelavic racked up the points against travel-sick Fulham. Only six minutes were on the clock before he grabbed his first – powering a penalty past Mark Schwarzer in the opposition goal. A second was added prior to half-time, as he swept home a Steven Pienaar pass to take his tally to eight in seven starts since joining in January.

With Pienaar running riot, providing three assists in a superb 83 minute showing, the Toffees scored four goals for the third successive game – the first time they have done so since 1964. The boost afforded to Everton’s attacking credentials since the introduction of both Pienaar and Jelavic makes David Moyes’ side an altogether different outfit from the one that struggled so badly for goals prior to their arrival – 29 goals in their first 28 Gameweeks has now been followed by 18 in the last six.

Everton now head off to Stoke on Tuesday and, with the Potters failing to return a clean sheet in their last eight, Jelavic’s owners will be licking their lips in anticipation of another goal or two. Cisse rolls up to the Bridge on Wednesday – with Chelsea conceding one goal in their three home games since Roberto Di Matteo took charge, the omens perhaps don’t look too good for those who handed him the armband.

This evening’s game at Carrow Road has already shown there will be a few more surprises before the Gameweek is out. Luis Suarez received a mere 121 votes in the Captain Poll this week but grabbed his highest points haul of the campaign against the Canaries – the Uruguayan bagged a sensational hat-trick and still has Fulham at Anfield on Tuesday.

Newcastle’s hammering also affords Tottenham a lifeline in their race for fourth – a win against Blackburn tomorrow would see Harry Redknapp’s side climb above the Magpies. Those who handed Emmanuel Adebayor, Gareth Bale or Rafael Van der Vaart the armband may have extra cause for optimism, then, and hope that they can – like Suarez – can follow the Jelavic road.*

*Pun courtesy of Andy Goddard.

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  1. Take A Bow
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone up for a very quick footy quiz?

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    1. A.
      • 14 Years
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      Yup, always good fun

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    2. sotothemightygreek
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      yep

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    3. Parm
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      Go for it.

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  2. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Pick 2 from 3 for the next gw:

    1. Moses (bla)
    2. Rooney (SWA)
    3. RvP (now)

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    1. The Bandit
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      Would have been a laughable question a few weeks ago! :D.........

      It still is

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      1. tangtastic
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        😆

        I snorted.

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    2. A.
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      RVP has to play, Norwich's defence was awful today, Swansea's was poor and so is their away form, but they'll likely revert to 4-4-2 which should help.

      Moses also has to play, Wigan should definitely score against Blackburn, their defence is awful.

      Is there no one else you can bench? Newcastle players?

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      1. tangtastic
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        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Tbh, I'm looking at transfers. A 4pt hit is acceptable, 8pt hit seems like suicide given my fragile lead (5pts currently).

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    3. Canadian Football
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Wait and see if man u do tommorow. if they lose, rooney is a must.

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    4. Red20
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      Rooney and RVP

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  3. Canadian Football
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    Rvp baps prediction?

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    1. Declan
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      2

      Crouchinho 3 imo

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    2. WOLVERiNES
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      2/3

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    3. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      3 is in the bag

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Have you made BP predictions AB?

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 16 Years
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          never do anymore but 3 looks a formality for RVP

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    4. pjomara
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      Hoping for 3. RVP had 6 shots, 3 on target.

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      1. pjomara
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        Crouch had only 1 shot.

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  4. WOLVERiNES
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
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    Off the woodwork today

    Cisse X 2 - Both of those Barfa assists..

    Siggy x 1.

    SO so unlucky... 19 extra points + Potential Bonuses.. :/

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    1. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Using the same logic, Suarez should be on about 38 league goals right about now.

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      1. WOLVERiNES
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        • 14 Years
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        You can say that but suarez' shooting was just poor...

        Plus the above 2 are known for their clinical finishing.. got HBA specially for the DGW,,

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    2. Parm
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Add another from Jelly..........

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      1. WOLVERiNES
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        Yup thats 8 coz hes my (C)

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cisse x2 = 8

      Siggy x 1 = 5

      Jelavic x 1 =4 + Jagielka assist = 3

      20 points/

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      1. Evs
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Mathematics tonight ?

        😉

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Evs would you adam and eve it, of my 3 defenders the only one who got a CS was the guy I took the hit for. Since I took a 4 point hit for him (totaling 8 points) my other 2 defenders had to concede 4 goals each for a total of 8. Symmetry

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          1. Evs
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            • 16 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Yes but hit = -4 clean sheet = 4. So your on nil (or maybe +2)at the moment Jk. Well done 😛

            Who did you trade for him.?

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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              Kolarov

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              1. Evs
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                • 16 Years
                13 years, 11 months ago

                I see.... Decent trade then.

                Can I ask...whŷ do you have kolarov anyway 🙂 ?

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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                  • 14 Years
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                  I got him in 33 due to his PPG. I figured City had 3 games in a week and I thought he was liable to play 1. It didn't happen. It was a punt that failed, so I had to cut my losses

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                  1. Evs
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                    Fair enough old chap 🙂

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    4. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      I don't get your point. They missed. End of.

      I should have a few extra points for saves my keeper "nearly" made!!

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  5. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    Everton's penalty decision was a tad harsh!

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    1. Canadian Football
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      agree

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    2. Evs
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      Cracking tits

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    3. applebonkers
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      not really. harsh is putting your arm up to stop a free kick.

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        He was instinctively protecting his face. If you think he was putting it up to deliberately stop the free kick, then you're biased.

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        1. applebonkers
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          doesn't matter why he did it. he illegally made himself bigger. it's the rules, he should wear a helmet if he's worried about getting hit in the face

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          1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
            • 15 Years
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            Cite me a source where it unequivocally states that protecting the face is deliberate handball. Until you can, then the penalty was harsh.

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    4. A.
      • 14 Years
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      His arm was a bit higher than his face, so he wasn't just protecting that, I think it's fair enough.

      But maybe a little harsh, it didn't look that intentional

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  6. Take A Bow
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Right Q1:
    What does Nicklas Bendtner's shirt number represent?

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    1. A.
      • 14 Years
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      His number of career goals?

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      1. Take A Bow
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        nope!

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        1. Holy See
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          IQ?

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        2. A.
          • 14 Years
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          I didn't know what his number was til I looked it up, and he's definitely scored less club goals than that 😛

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    2. 8-2
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      The length of his penis in millimetres?

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    3. Parm
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      Lucky number?

      Amount of chances he skies per game?

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      1. sotothemightygreek
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        Lucky Number

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    4. applebonkers
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      post code

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    5. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      The number of Maltesers he can fit in his mouth?

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    6. Take A Bow
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      A long way off!
      A hint is that his previous number was 26.

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      1. The Bandit
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        Thinks he's twice the player

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      2. sotothemightygreek
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        So he's twice as good now?

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      3. WOLVERiNES
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        His salary is 52k/week

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      4. Bad Pen
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Multiples of 13, an 'unlucky' number?

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    7. tangtastic
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      It adds up to his lucky no, 7.

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      1. A.
        • 14 Years
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        Makes sense?

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          To a footballer, it does.

          52 = 5 + 2 = 7

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    8. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      His highest break in snooker?

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    9. pjomara
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      No. 8 was occupied

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    10. Take A Bow
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Alex 'Like A Boss' Song got it right!
      Its his salary!

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      1. sotothemightygreek
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        Jesus H. Christ. That's ridiculous.

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      2. Chazza
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        Incorrect, I've just found a quote from him saying that's not true, he sat down with a friend and decided to go with 52 'cos it feels right.

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    11. El Muñeco
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      His favourite number is 7 and he chose 52 because 5 +2 =7, and apparently it sounds good.

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      1. El Muñeco
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        cos rosicky had 7

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    12. Chazza
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      The real answer is:

      According to certain commentators, Bendtner switched his shirt number to 52, earning him the nickname B52, when he landed a new £52,000-a-week contract.

      'Not true,' he says, laughing. 'If I was negotiating a contract why would I end up with 52? You'd have a round number like 50 or 55, or maybe more! It's actually a number I chose after sitting down with a girlfriend of mine - I should say a friend who's a girl (wise move) - and knocking a few ideas around. She had some ideas, I had some ideas, and we came up with 52. Which I think is fantastic even if the players say I'm back in the youth team.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1268407/Nicklas-Bendtner-Am-I-best-strikers-world-Yes-Ill-prove-season.html

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  7. liverpool20times
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    shouldn jelavic get the assist for the pen. why no points on fpl

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      can;t get an assist for your own pen

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      1. liverpool20times
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        if he had been takin down in the box n got up n sored the penno then he gets the assist and the goal am sure that has happened this season.... any1 think so

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        1. A.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Nope, it says in the rules you can't get the assist and the goal

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        2. TorresMagic™
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          No chance. 6 is the most you can get for a goal (defender)
          FPL would be a joke if you could assist yourself i.e. freekick or penalty.

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          1. Evs
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            • 16 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            That's like sucking yourself....

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              have seen that done 😯

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              1. A.
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 11 months ago

                What do you get up to with your mates?

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                  nothing to do with me. Some guy in my halls when I was a student wasn't getting any and decided he needed one. So he got someone to hold his legs and went down on himself. It may be the grossest thing I've ever seen and until Evs made that comment I'd blocked it out of my brain.

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  8. Parm
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    • 14 Years
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    Anyone still in the FPL Cup?

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      Nope.. Was knocked out in GW31 🙁

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    2. A.
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      I swear there are only casuals left in it, no one in the top 200k

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      1. beepingmeeping
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        It'd make a lot of sense if high ranked players were still in the cup.
        If you're still in the cup you've probably done quite well nearly every week since GW18.

        Looking at the histories, one guy still in the cup went from a rank of 200k to 5k. Another guy went from 40k to 1.5k.

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    3. Canadian Football
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      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      was looking at the remaining players. i have a better rank than each of the ones i checked (and im only ranked in the top 4k). h2h fpl is a totally different game with a different strategy. Imo it is difficult to do well in both with the same team.

      Btw went out in gw 20. at the time it was my highest scoring gw.

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        1. Canadian Football
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          that is a good score. but the rest are not as good

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 16 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Highest out of the 8 is 23K.
            6 under 6K. Other is 21K.
            No randoms.

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  9. Holy See
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Christ, what was Duff doing on the line for Fellaini's goal?

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    1. A.
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      I don't know, but similarly, what was Williams doing on the line for Jarvis'

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  10. Spike ⚽️
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    How the feck did Jellyfish get that in from there !!

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    1. Viper
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      should have been saved!

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    2. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nutmegged Schwarzer and the defender missed it 😉

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      1. Spike ⚽️
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        Exactly - So piss poor defending

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  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Everton scored 4 times in each of their last 3. Wolves conceded 4 today

    Anyone seeing 0-0 next week?

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    1. Viper
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      0-3 😉

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    2. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      The city v wolves game was talked up all week, 0-0 looks a good chance

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    3. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      No way sunshine 😎

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    4. pjomara
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      Hopefully Jelavic will score twice for the 5th consecutive time!

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  12. Low-Life
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    13 years, 11 months ago

    Did I just see a pair of homosexual ninja turtles?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      you and me both

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      1. The Bandit
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        13 years, 11 months ago

        You are both homosexual ninja turtles? 😯

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        1. Lord Flashheart
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          Lol

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  13. Drip Doctor
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    Lucky Pienaar owners, 2 of his assists should have been cleared off the line, the 3rd assist was exquisite.

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    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      I did my transfers in such a panic this morning I actually forgot I had him until I checked my team after his 3rd assist! 😀 felt really really good!

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  14. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Continuing on from the last page: Honestly, almost everything I know about football is from this site! I first started playing Fantasy football because there was a work league... because I'm so competitive I thought that there has to be a pattern to when teams have difficult and easy fixtures(ticker) so I googled until I found this site(3 years ago) at that point I had players like Giggs and DMs from big teams just cos I really didn't know who to pick from the smaller teams! It's been an interesting journey. Where I'm fortunate is that I'm more of a numbers guy. I analyse risk vs reward quite well and because of my non football background I'm pretty impartial and see things more clearly which allows me to make some low risk decisions based on expert opinions(you guys).

    THANK YOU EVERYONE ON FFS!

    p.s. One tip I have from my maths brain for everyone is that hits almost never pay off. Its just too unpredictable to be certain of anything.

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    1. 1mills
      • 14 Years
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      From the guy who took at 12point hit this week 😀

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      1. 1mills
        • 14 Years
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        I agree though, a point hit has to be saving a long term transfer aswell.

        It took me all week to decide on Sess > Pienaar, but finally just decided I would not play Sess in either of final games, so it was 1 game vs 4 to an extent, which (luckily) helped me make the transfer. 😀

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
          • 16 Years
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          see my comment below...

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          1. 1mills
            • 14 Years
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            Yeah 100% agree with the logic.

            I took too many hits this season, the majority though have been correcting previous bad decisions/punts.

            Next season hopefully it can go a lot better so they aren't needed.

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            1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
              • 16 Years
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              punt is almost synonymous with fail in my mind.

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          2. WOLVERiNES
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            This is my first season.. and i have finally learned to play risk v reward card right in the last 2 months.. to consider future GWs [Thats why i took an extra hit for pienaar].. etc etc

            Result = 10 greens in a row ( 12 in 13) averaging 60-62 a week(last 13).. 😀 😀

            Just cant wait for next season.. 😉

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            1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
              • 16 Years
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              you started in gw23! I really hope you'd have a green away every week! 😉 sort of like me in the beginning of the season. my first 2 game weeks were bad I would have been quite disappointed if I didn't get loads of greens afterwards!

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              1. WOLVERiNES
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                • 14 Years
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                No no.. this isnt my proper team.. 😛

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        2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
          • 16 Years
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          exactly, even though swans and Sunderland had easy games this game week, they didn't afterwards, so it made complete sense to take a hit from me to get McClean and Caulker out to players I'd play in all 3 gws and not just 1

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    2. Chazza
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      Yet you took a 12 point hit this week! 😛

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
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        8) guys guys guys.... I said almost never. 12 point this week was not only because of double but because I didn't have good players for the remainder of the season... there was huge reasoning behind it and not just the double gw punt!

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        1. Chazza
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          I understand, still mighty impressive your first hit was only last week!

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          1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
            • 16 Years
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            and it was such a FAIL... I was really upset with myself for falling for the Aguero knee-jerk trap! 🙁

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            1. Chazza
              • 16 Years
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              My football background helped for avoiding that little party, or should I say non-party 8)

              However, overall an interesting point is about your being impartial- it certainly helps. I captained Rooney and benched Silva and Aguero in a certain Manchester derby past...

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    3. tangtastic
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      *takes a 8pt hit*

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    4. pjomara
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      What else do you analyse risk v reward well at?

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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        why do you ask? 😉

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        1. pjomara
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          It sounds interesting

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          1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
            • 16 Years
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            At the moment not too much, I spend a lot of time looking at risk reward and input needed of various investments, but I've only really just started with my own investment portfolio... (I 50% own a property I rent out) so it's all a little theoretical at the moment... I'm only 28 though, so it'll take a little time to build it up to the point that I can semi-retire and spend my time managing my investments only, hopefully by 40. but we'll see hey!

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    5. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I really like Everton's kit this season

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
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        No idea why this is here 😆

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
          • 16 Years
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          I was thinking "what exactly is he trying to say to me in some strange way?!" 😆

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
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            haha

            It reminds me of the "I like turtles" kid

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            1. A.
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              I love lamp

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  15. Declan
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    CHOON!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

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    1. ch33kych4ppy
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      +1000000000000
      Took me back great tune thanks.

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  16. zoltar74
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Watching Cisse hit the woodwork a couple times it was clear that this dgw was to be a painfull affair. So close yet so far ....

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  17. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    OMG, Norwich defending, just abysmal, that is the way they looked when the season started. RvP will have a field day next week

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    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Definitely worth captaining

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  18. Mattymo23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    2nd green arow in 8 weeks 🙂

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  19. Low-Life
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Nearly as bad as Swansea's.

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  20. Spike ⚽️
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Great goals from Suarez. Real class !!

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  21. Cruicky
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Ruddy and Holt for England...

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      .... And tinky winky!

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      1. Gaz Downright
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        😆

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      …………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
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      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
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      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
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      Courtesy of Hate That Rotation

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        lol

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      2. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Classy parm 😀

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      3. Declan
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        +1

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        1. Call Me Old Fashioned
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          +2

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  22. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Fulham's manager for the day was Scottish I see. We really taking over the Prem

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      *are

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    2. A.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      It's remarkable how many are from Glasgow, not just Scotland!

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        very true. Having said that 40% of Scotland live in greater Glasgow

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        1. A.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Is the stat that high? I guess the highlands are pretty unpopulated

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          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            3rd biggest City in the UK, there are only 5million in Scotland.

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    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Moving into the championship as well... 🙄

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I'd happily swap some of our top class manager for a few top class players; seeing Ireland - a country with no footballing heritage and no professional league - doing better than us is embarrassing quite frankly

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      2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        (I'm aware that you probably don't consider Kean top class though 😉 )

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Haha, only Wolves preventing a Scottish manager relegation treble..

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  23. pjomara
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I didn't realise the H2H leagues break the top 8 into 1/4 finals in the 3rd last GW. I was completely out of it, now I fancy my chances of winning it.

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  24. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    think agger will lose his assist. reason being he's not black.

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Finally someone else has seen this! I was starting to think I'd gone mad...

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    2. 1mills
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I'm watching MOTD on delay.

      Was it Glen Johnson who cleared it to Suarez? I thought it was on my stream, but couldn't really tell and just assumed I was mistaken.

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      1. 1mills
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I have Glen Johnson.

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        1. applebonkers
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          it was. hit it with his left but it was johnson.

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          1. 1mills
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Nice one. Glen Johnson owes me those points after not playing 5/6 games in a row after bringing him for the last DGW after missing the previous game as a "precaution" and definitely no injury. (F**king Dalglish).

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  25. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Even though Suarez is a douchebag personality, you have to say some great goals there.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Other than his 3rd i would class them as gifts, defending as truly abysmal.

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Third was the biggest gift of the lot! Undeniable skill for the finish but should never have been given the opportunity..

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  26. Dundalkspud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Can Reina play in the Cup Final or is he suspended???

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      He can play... unless he gets sent off in the game before against Fulham.

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    2. pjomara
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      He can play. He played today.

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      1. Dundalkspud
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        So what was all the messing about him and Doni being sent off and having no sub keeper for the final....did I dream this???

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        1. A.
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          No sub keeper for the semi-final until we recalled Gulasci from loan.

          Now all our keepers are eligible again

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          1. Dundalkspud
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Cheers for that.

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  27. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone do worse than 27(-8) with a defence totalling 0. Kenny benching Skrtel made me dislike him even more.

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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      24(-12).

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      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Ouch.

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        1. Declan
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          14 to play, including Adee(C)

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          1. Declan
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            *Ade

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          2. Gaz Downright
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            11 to play (4 of them from VDV(c))

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          3. Mull
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            I have 10 to play and Cisse(C)

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    2. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      14 (-4) 😐

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  28. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    this has to be one of the weirder game weeks

    suarez ketchpu bottle
    4 goals norm
    le hat tricke de assistelment

    hairs literally falling off me head

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  29. Shane Ferguson 4.0
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    …………………./´¯/)
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    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      copycat 😛

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      …………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ………\……………..’…../
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  30. Low-Life
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Sit down you silly cow.

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