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30 August 2012 2534 comments
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Batten down the hatches, Granville’s wildcard is active. Having suffered an abominable Gameweek 2 mauling, the Mancunian has shuffled, tail between legs, back to the drawing board. The excuses and justification are spread thickly throughout and Granville even calms his jerky knee long enough to strike back at my decision to transfer in Eden Hazard: the cheek of the man.

The usual regulars are, of course, scattered about this nonsense, including a record breaking “All Aboard” the weekend preview and the recent failings of the ScoutCast XI.

Grab your protective suit and listen in via this link, or use the handy player below to stream in your browsers.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Went over on the same ankle I snapped the ligaments in last year while training. Feckin holes in the pitch 😀

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    1. 4vets
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      13 years, 7 months ago

      So, it was in my back garden! 😉 Hope it's OK.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        *it was you

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        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          😀 Will be grand, thankfully the scar tissue from last time absorbed most of it. Just a bit swollen 😀

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    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Aw shit, you walking or crutching ?

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Walking thankfully, even got myself back running and playing. Thought I had done it in again and was fuming but I decided that the best way to fix it was to suck it up and play on 😀 Icing it now and it'll all be grand.

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        1. Podge
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Good result, I did my knee ligaments in January for the second time and done a really good job on them this time 🙁 Not looking forward to old age 🙂

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          1. Shipstontrev
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            It's over-rated 😥

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  2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Unberbievable Jeff! He's only gone and changed his berbadentity

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  3. Top Heavy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    whats the latest on Joey?

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    1. Conrad.
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      still balls-ass crazy.

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    2. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      he's having a medical - physical, not mental though. 😉

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  4. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Demi's activated his wildcard

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    1. som3awy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Since the start of the week or today?

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    2. Scroobius Mac
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Ha only demi would have somebody else post this news.

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      #1 fan?

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    4. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Link? So late in the week?

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    5. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      He did ages ago....

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    6. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      No offence to Demi but.....so?

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    7. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      What's he wearing?

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      1. Podge
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        🙂 .

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  5. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Schwarzer I Ruddy

    Ivanovic I Zabaleta I Harte I Clyne I Demel

    Lampard I Yaya I Bale I Piennar I Maloney

    Torres I Tevez I Graham.

    0 FT (see below) 4.1 million in the bank

    I've just brought in Michu for Lampard but do I need to change anything else? bearing in mind it'd be for a hit and I can field 11 players on Sat. However I also have a fair bit in the bank is it a waste and should I act on it?

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  6. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Why are so many people climbing over themselves to get Michu (for what will be £7.2m) when Graham is £1.2m cheaper and will score more points in the season? Is it because it's easier to find a replacement up front which will replicate Grahams points per million than it is in midfield for Michus?

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    1. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Some of us drafted both at bargain basement prices.

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    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      3 slots versus 5 really, a lot going with 3 big hitters up front.

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  7. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Thinking of Ivanovic ➡ Baines for an 8 point hit (already done a 4: Barnett and Guthrie ➡ Kagawa and Rangel). Which option do you think will score the most points in the next few weeks (keeping in mind the chance of Ivanovic rotation):

    A) Clyne (MUN), Ivan (qpr, STO) +4

    or

    B) Baines (wba, NEW, swa)

    I’m thinking it might be smarter just to stick as I’ve already taken two hits this season, but thoughts appreciated 🙂

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A

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      1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks 😀

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          No prob.

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    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A

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      1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers, looks like I'm sticking then 😀

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  8. som3awy
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Gervinho ‏@Gervinhos_Head
    @piersmorgan pretty much any sports bar. Unfortunately the entrances aren't nearly wide enough for you to fit through #TubsMcGee

    Is that the same Gervinho who's on here? lol

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I wouldn't have thought so.

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    2. Podge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Forehead on here so no

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    3. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Not likely. He's like 14.

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  9. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    So when will Michu rise? Saturday night?

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Tonight.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Oh... has he already gone up 0,3?

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Yes.

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            I hate that. Seeing someone on 200%+ when you have them is so very irratating.

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            1. Home Run Baker
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              Sell him then

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            2. Acquafresca
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              Only on 117% atm. He'll be 7.2 by saturday night. Hopefully he nicks a goal/assist against Sunderland and goes up another 0.3 😆

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    2. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      probably....it'll have been a few days since his last rise after all !!!

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    3. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Probably. At the earliest.

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    4. leo_messi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Michu won't rise tonight...

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Read the question.

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        1. leo_messi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          sorry mate

          and yes, he will rise saturday night

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  10. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Was Mark putting on a higher pitch Stewie voice when talking about Berbaville's Wildcard? 😀

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  11. Seamy
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Scoutcast finishes just as Celeb Juice begins - Ooooosh

    Ahh Holly 🙂

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  12. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Bale and Torres

    OR

    RVP and Felliaini

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    1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      RVP and Fellaini

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      1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Answer mine above? 😀

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    2. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Rvp and pienaar

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      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        +1

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    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Bale & Torres

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    4. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Bales Torres
      Great question - more religion than opinion

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  13. Le Gooner
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Carroll, a powerful forward who is an outstanding header of the ball and "blessed with superb technical ability" 😆

    from whufc.com

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    1. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      True

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  14. TeamQuinlan
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Code for scout league in FPL please?Tried to find it on home page
    sound

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    1. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      On the homepage in the right sidebar

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  15. Namtab Nomolos
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Follow the tweets column all the way down and keep going.
    Fantasy Premier League
    Classic League Code: 40184-13425

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  16. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    From the Berba-Literature corner this week we introduce philosophy...

    'I Berb, therefore I am' - Descartes-aberb

    Next week...

    Psychoanalysis with Sigberb Freud

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      What's his favourite film?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        13 years, 7 months ago

        Titanic, mainly because of the iceberb

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  17. @ImpressiveTackl
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    13 years, 7 months ago

    Scoutcast, nice one. Shall listen to it on the plane tomorrow.

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    1. som3awy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Where are you?

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      1. som3awy
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        going*

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        1. @ImpressiveTackl
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Just a week in the sun. Canary Island with the missus and friends.

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          1. som3awy
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            Oh, have fun. Come Egypt sometime 😉

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  18. Stupendous
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Anyone heard the new Justin Berber song "As Long As You Love Me''???

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      😯

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    2. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      No, thank heavens!

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    3. som3awy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I love it, but it's kinda old!

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      1. Stupendous
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        that's the irony!!

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      No and I don't really want to either.

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    5. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Obviously.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Now playing.

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Really? I was being sarcastic.

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            😆

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    6. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Sadly, someone probably has.

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    7. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      This has to be a wind up!!

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        1. r0nh
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Wow!!

          I love that link!!

          Proud moment in my life 🙂

          I would like to thank my Mum & my Dad...

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  19. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    What do we presume will happen to Hazard's price come start of GW3:
    -Go up
    -Go down
    -Stay at 10.0

    Will need to know as am transferring him in come GW4.

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      It shall go up

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    2. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      It depends on what he does in his matches he plays. Goals/injuries. If neutral he'll go up 0.2 at least during the gap.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        🙄

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    3. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Why would his price go down?!!

      If it was going to go down, it would have went down this week, when he has no game.

      I think his price will go up, cause I am sure many people, including me, are waiting to get him in next week.

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    4. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      He's at 9.9 now, will probably be at 10.0 come the deadline. He's had 3952 transfers in today from some reason.

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    5. Seamy
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Theres only one way they are going to go... Skyward

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    6. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Concerned about this also

      I'm planning a bale to hazard transfer but not sure when to do it before gw4.
      Mark discussed this on the scout cast.
      Risk brining in hazard on Saturday evening is that he may get injured in the internationals.
      However if I don't and wait until internationals finish he could be 10.1

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      1. Seamy
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Or even 10.3 - Theoretically

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  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Mark says Johnson is too much of a flair player.

    Perfect for FPL with his selfishness and abilty, but his point that being a possible reason that Mancini didn't fancy him

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  21. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Reina clanger for those who didn't see

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAOGd0Un-3c

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks, it lived up to the hype 🙂

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    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Ah Reina.

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  22. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Breaking news: Diplodocus & other dinosaurs and living animals have now been re-classed as "Berbavores"!

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    1. Berbatastic
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Have to be honest.

      Not really getting all this Berba-Love.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Give it a gw or 2 🙂

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      🙄

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Yes... I know. Sorry.

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    3. Le Gooner
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      :D:

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    4. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      😆

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  23. Hanso Lo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Do you guys think..

    A) RVP, Guthrie, McCartney and Saylor

    ..will get me more points / cover me for any non-starters or rotation players over..

    B) Torres, McClean, Hange and Ridgewell

    ?

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    1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      A

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  24. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I have to to tell you guys something. I'm bisexual and I'm PROUD.

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Jolly good... it seems like it's bed time once again. Night.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        😆 .

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    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      k

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    3. Berbatastic
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I think you mean you're a virgin and you're overcompensating.

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        I've had sex with men and women more than you ever imagine.

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        1. Berbatastic
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          You mean you've only ever imagined having sex with men and women

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
            • 13 Years
            13 years, 7 months ago

            LOL, that's you actually.

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            1. Berbatastic
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 7 months ago

              🙄

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    4. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Isn't that the new LMFAO single?

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    5. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Weirdo.

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    6. Henry Hill
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I'm glad I'm not Bisexual...

      ... I couldn't stand being rejected by both sexes.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        🙂

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    7. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I can take it or leave it.

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    8. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Do you have any interest in football? Or just balls?

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Balls and pus*****

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Balls and pus? Brings back bad, bad memories.

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    9. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Greedy.

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  25. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Good Evening.

    How the hanging ?

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Evening EVS. Pretty good, yourself?

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Yes, very good.

        Getting twitchy about my time as no RVP but Ba instead 🙁

        Also wish I and swans Defeder. Damn you zableta !

        I'm not so worried about Hazrad as I have lamps.

        Early fact... Hazard won twice as many penalties as anyone else as in Europe over last 3 seasons. I believe he is averaging 1 per game so far this year.

        Kerrrchinggggg lamps 🙂 ( if on the field )

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        1. Podge
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Are you pissed ? 🙂

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    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      *they

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    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Low... & good evening!

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      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Evening evs

        All good here. Yourself ?

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        1. Evs
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 7 months ago

          Ok Zlat, see above post to aqua.

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Good Berbaning

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  26. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    with kabouls injury, my entire team is messed up!!
    ddg
    hangeland kaboul cole (clyne gorkss)
    nasri michu kagawa fellani taarabt
    tevez podolski (torres)

    have 0FT. really worrried about my defense so:
    A: take a 4 point hit to do cole >>> williams and have a defence of hangeland, williams and clyne for gw3
    B: take a 8 point hit to do cole + kaboul >>> saylor + williams
    C: take a 8 point hit to do cole + taarabt >>> williams + nolan (as i am not sure if taarabt will play this gw)

    thoughts???

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  27. Dai Chicken Pie
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I want to get Hazzard next game week. I can only just afford him with my current plan. One more rise will scupper me, so might need to rethink. So, is he likely to rise again this week?

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  28. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Thinking of Ivanovic ➡ Baines for an 8 point hit (already done a 4: Barnett and Guthrie ➡ Kagawa and Rangel). Which option do you think will score the most points in the next few weeks (keeping in mind the chance of Ivanovic rotation):

    A) Clyne (MUN), Ivan (qpr, STO) +4

    or

    B) Baines (wba, NEW, swa)

    I’m thinking it might be smarter just to stick as I’ve already taken two hits this season, but thoughts appreciated 🙂 🙂

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    1. Podge
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Again !

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  29. kroky
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Hello lads could please rate my starting eleven

    Begovic/ foster

    Rafael ridgewell Rangel

    Ben arfa bale hazard pienaar michu

    Tevez van persie

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    1. Stupendous
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      quality from top to bottom to be honest. One of the best teams I have seen in days. Get your captain right and you could be on a gold mine.

      Unless you wanted something else from one of the Wise Men...............maybe frankincense......or better yet BERRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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      1. Stupendous
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        P.S...it's a shame Hazard won't get you any points this week though.

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        1. kroky
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          Lol! Cheers man.

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  30. Stupendous
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Apparently, and this is only on a need to know basis...........Justin has been working on a duet album with none other than Berbara Streisand!!!!!

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    1. Berbatastic
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      I don't get it.

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      1. Podge
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 7 months ago

        Cracker

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    3. som3awy
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Hahaha

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    4. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 7 months ago

      Oh yes!

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