The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
8 December 2012 2470 comments
Mark Mark
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The double Gameweek is a seductive force. Even though the dubious charms of Reading and Sunderland take on the appearance of men in drag, a flash of Stephane Sessegnon stocking top and Fantasy managers are agog. We’re fascinated with what may lie underneath, the potential of a points avalanche draws us in. The fear of course, is that we’ll go in for the clinch only to be, repelled by a whiff of Old Spice and roughed up by Steven Fletcher’s stubble.

I’m trying to show restraint. In the main, I’m not gambling too much by taking a punt on Sessegnon in my midfield, with Adam Federici relied upon to flap his way to some save points in nets. For just one moment, I contemplated the points hit for that extra defender: flashbacks of Captain America returns came forth but then, I have to remember, we’re not treated to the quality of Clint Dempsey this time around. While Dempsey famously twice repaid the double Gameweek faith while at Fulham, the cast on offer amongst the Reading and Sunderland squads looks to offer scant potential by comparison.

Over investment can also leave you lumbered. Like meeting that couple on holiday: you chat to them innocently to fill the awkward silence for a week, then they insist on keeping in touch once your back amongst your “real friends”; you just can’t shake ‘em. I can’t stand the idea of taking Seb Larsson to next weekend’s trip to Old Trafford: I’ll tell him I’m not on Facebook.

It’s a tricky scenario; you feel you have to subscribe to it, you have to buy a ticket or two but investing points and hopes and dreams that depend on Craig Gardner pot-shots seems wild. Perhaps even desperate.

This morning’s papers at least offer some reassurance to those who are “double dependent”. Steven Fletcher is backed to start in all but one of our the predicted lineups, with the Sun handing a start to Connor Wickham, with Fletcher apparently undergoing painkilling injections to get him on the pitch against Chelsea.

Personally, I’m not so sure and worry that we’ll get an ineffective hour out of the Scot against Chelsea, only for him to be a doubt for the midweek clash with Reading. If Martin O’Neill is to be believed and Fletcher is undergoing injections, his chances of playing 270 minutes in the space of seven days seems remote. O’Neill will want him against Reading to help put some distance between the two sides in the table – will he risk flogging him against Chelsea? The press seem to think so.

Elsewhere this morning, the papers seem totally absorbed with the Manchester derby clash. While we’re all hoping for a Sunday feast, the neutral may well be short changed. This fixture has returned four goals in the last five outings – with a 0-0 and four 1-0 wins. History points to a close encounter and I’m expecting Sir Alex to turn up with Rooney camped in a five-man midfield that includes the protection of Darren Fletcher and Michael Carrick, with Paul Scholes’ wise head orchestrating matters.

Much depends on City. Bizarrely, Edin Dzeko’s selection looks to be key: his size could ruffle the United feathers and that might see Ferguson opt for Chris Smalling at right-back. The papers look certain that Carlos Tevez will start up front with Sergio Augero but I’m leaning towards Dzeko. Certainly, if we see Tevez start with his compatriot, I’m expecting a congested midfield, plenty of huff and puff and probably a scrappy set-piece goal between the teams.

Interestingly, The Times are backing Nemanja Vidic to start and I’ve got an inkling that they could be on to something. Ferguson looked sheepish when discussing the Serb’s fitness and, having watched his back four buckle under Reading’s crossed balls, I wonder if he’s pulled out the stops to get Vidic ready. Again, much will depend on whether Ferguson feels that Dzeko will be a presence for City.

Another point of interest, Vidic’s compatriot, Matija Nastasic, is backed for a start in every lineup this morning, as is David Silva, who, according to the Daily Mail late last night, is 100% fit.

There’s little conjecture to be found elsewhere, leaving us content that this could be a weekend with few teamsheet surprises. We certainly need some stability to allow us to dream of double Gameweek profits. I certainly need calm. I’m trying to shake the image of Stephane Sessegnon gyrating on my lap, slowly sliding my Fantasy armband over his stumpy muscled leg like a fancy garter, whilst Steven Fletcher grins in the corner with his Robert Smith lippie.

Double Gameweeks are that scary.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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    Sterling ➡ Sess (-4)?

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    1. kennethrhcp
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      im capt sess... but i wouldnt bring him in for a 4 point hit, if that makes sense?

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        Currently (c)Fletch, benching Yaya and playing Sterling

        Idea is Yaya ➡ Sess(c) for -4

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    2. Big Col
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      definately not for a hit!

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  2. GreenWindmill
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    Hmm, so to sum the preamble up - Mark doesn't believe any of the papers 🙂

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    1. GreenWindmill
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      Oh, and he has some disturbing images rattling around in his head on a Saturday morning!

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        Indeed, that last paragraph makes for some interesting reading 😀

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    2. the axolotl
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      think he's right re tevez / dzeko

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  3. QPR expects... glory!
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    Le Fondre FTW!

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    1. kennethrhcp
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      capt?

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      1. QPR expects... glory!
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        Oh yes!

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        1. kennethrhcp
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          vc for me

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  4. Fantasy-er
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    4th get in.

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    1. lfc123
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      I wish i was as cool as you..

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      1. Fantasy-er
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        Well you're not, so bow down to me instead. Peasant.

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        1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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          Hush now.

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  5. Smakies
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    Giroud FTW

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  6. Fantasy-er
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    Someone must have some early leaked line ups, surely....

    Where's Demi?

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  7. Phillips
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    RVP or Cazorla captain?

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    1. COMH
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      Cazorla

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      1. Phillips
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        It's tempting me. I want to but I'm scared to turn my back on Robin.

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    2. Buck The Trent
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      santi

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    3. Blue-Ghosts
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      rvp! arsenal could score 3 or 4 and cazorla mightnt even be involved

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  8. YingYang
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    Any berba captainers here?

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    1. Ross Geller
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      Here here 🙂

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  9. nadman89
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    guys Jussi or Guzan

    liverpool have no strikers but can score on setpieces

    stoke never score away and guzan has been pretty good

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  10. jimnastics
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    Need to pick one from Sterling, Clyne and Demel... thoughts?

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    1. Moinal
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      Sterling

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    2. Spencer
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      I think the West Ham game will be nil nil, but I'd still play Sterling if that makes sense.

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        It doesn't make sense, but your hat is awesome.

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    3. Phillips
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      Demel.

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  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    I’m trying to shake the image of Stephane Sessegnon gyrating on my lap, slowly sliding my Fantasy armband over his stumpy muscled leg like a fancy garter 😛

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  12. COMH
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    Michu, Fellaini or Berbatov to score more this week?

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    1. Mílanista
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      I have those 3 and the armband is around the Afro.

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    2. Smakies
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      Fellaini and berbatov both with 1 goal
      michu with an assist only

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    3. Bad Pen
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      I'd quite like it if they all got braces this week 😉 To answer your question though, I think Fellaini.

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    4. King Nemanja
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      Fellaini, Berb, Michu

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  13. Dogba
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    Bantr ‏@bantr
    #SAFC Team News: Steven Fletcher should be fit to start, while John O’Shea should make the bench for the Black Cats

    Is this trustworthy? I got Fletcher (c) at the moment.

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  14. Bungle Machine
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone else with me on AJ (C)?

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    1. applemanthai
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      me. mad punt

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      1. Bungle Machine
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        Let's do this!

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    2. Timon
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      hands up 🙂

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  15. Mílanista
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    It's time, Bale to Dempsey for a hit?

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    1. applemanthai
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      i made that tfr but no hit. not worth it.

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  16. Parm
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    Is Demi a doubt for today?

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  17. King Nemanja
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    Making me doubt RVP for the captaincy

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  18. Absinthe Minded
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    For captain
    1.Fellaini
    2.Santi
    3.Michu
    on michu at the mo

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  19. QPR expects... glory!
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    I can feel this being a really good GW pts wise for once!

    Mata, Fellaini, Michu, Giroud, RVP, Sess & LeFondre all to score? God I hope so!

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  20. Supreme Commander
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    Am I a lemming for following my husband and all other bandwagonners by captaining Sess ????
    Help !!!!!! Just switched it from Van P in a knee jerk panic

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      Two bites. It will let you have hope over the weekend, and at least you won't get a 2.

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  21. nadman89
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    please some1 helppp GUZAN or Jussi!!

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  22. Slaps
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    fletcher could do o.k midweek, anything against Chelsea is a bonus I think, lack of good captain choices has forced my hand really....

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    1. Sean.
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      unless he aggravates the injury today of course

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      1. Slaps
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        of course, thanks

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  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Bale to sess for 8 pt hit?

    Can captain him and get 8 pt back?

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    1. Sammy
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      Not worth 8 point hit.. I'm struggling with a 4 point hit..

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    2. Revival
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      I did for a 4pt hit.

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    3. Absinthe Minded
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      madness imo

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  24. Sammy
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    Walcott to Santi or Sess? 4 point hit. Sess will be gone gone next week..

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  25. Catastrophe
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    40 points behind in league, Michu or Sess captain!??!?!?!?!??!

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  26. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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    Nice imagery Mark! Now I'm afraid to shut my eyes! 🙂

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  27. Gobigorgohome
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    Silva is fit. Good News for me then. 😉

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  28. Littlebitwizardoföz
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    NEW POST:

    Silva is fit... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2244499/Manchester-Citys-David-Silva-passed-fit-derby-United.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    A) Cazorla ----> Silva
    B) Mata --------> Silva
    C) Nothing

    Cheers.

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  29. The EJJ
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    Great article.

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  30. Evs
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    As always, great pre-amble.

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