634x258 Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Piggs Boson
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    It's nearing line-up time. Everyone take a moment to appreciate the calm before the storm. It's going to be mad in here until late tonight...

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    1. Evs
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      I'm staying here from 3pm until 4:54pm.

      All chores done, wifey out for a bit - buds cooling in the fridge 😎

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      1. Locarno
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        Tell me you don't drink Budweiser...

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        1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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          This!

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        2. Evs
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          Aye, only cos the Stella's weren't on offer.

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          1. Locarno
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            I don't care how good you are at this game, Evs, that's just terrible.

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            1. Evs
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              Sorry man, I am sorry really... 🙁

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      2. Del Griffith
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        its at times like this that I wish I drank !

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      3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        Please, let you friends out of the fridge for crying out loud!

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      While there is still time...I just wanted to say...I've always loved you 🙁

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I love you too ronh, i mean Unreal...

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    3. /
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      How will you react if you see RVP in the starting line up?

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      1. Plagued by indecision
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        i may cry.

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      2. Del Griffith
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        run for the hills 🙂

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    4. Plagued by indecision
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      I haven't felt the nerves like this for ages...

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    5. Declan-
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      Omg Rvp will be pretty common in ten minutes i feel 🙂

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  2. Blue-Ghosts
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    i think my cup run is over this week! unless aguero scores a hatrick or something

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    1. Del Griffith
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      he's long overdue a hatty! we can pray for one together!

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  3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    Far too many matches on at the same time today...How am I going to choose what matches to stream in a completely lawful way? 😐

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    1. The Bandit
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      Each of your persona's can watch a different game.. Sorted..

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        My father is schizophrenic.

        But he is good people.

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        1. The Bandit
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          I used to be schizophrenic but we're both ok now...

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          1. Locarno
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            "There's only two Andy Gorams..."

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  4. Jordan.
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    I want fellaini to stasrt and no hernandez.....

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  5. satyam
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    what is the best site to download porn on Android smartphone? anyone?

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    1. Evs
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      http://www.fantasypornscout.co.uk

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      1. Sunny 😎
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        😀

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    2. Make United Great Again
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      :/

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    3. Lord Flashheart
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      Yup. You did it.
      Now ronh will think for a week how he beats this comment.

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  6. Lord Flashheart
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    A guy in my mini league, plays seriously (about 52,000 overall at the moment), just captained Pablo Hernandez, while having the likes of Suarez, silva, etc.(no bale).

    Biggest crazy punt I have seen all day.

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    1. .
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      😯

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      that is what gets you to the amazing 52,000th place.

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      1. Lord Flashheart
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        Did not say he is a good player, just decent.

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  7. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    Chris Lepkowski, via Twitter:

    "Looks promising re Long fitness, less so Brunt."

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  8. Optimus.
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    took out rvp for a hit..benched sturridge

    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
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    this is going to end badly 😀

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    1. heeljames
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      I was gonna bench studge, but he has provided good returns in every single liverpool game he's played, hard to ignore if he plays

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I blame the decepticon Alex Ferguson...

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  9. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    Thinking of placing a bet today on which PL match will be the one with the most goals in it.. 🙂
    Considering betting on both these two matches..

    Spurs-Arsenal at 7 in odds

    Swansea-Newcastle at 10 in odds

    Thoughts, good bets?

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    1. heeljames
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      Id go with Spurs. Ive never seen thse bets available online, are they? (and if so which site?)

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        Nordic betting site, called UNIBET

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    2. Lord Flashheart
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      Either chelsie or city will score five plus bythemselves

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  10. satyam
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    Anyone going with michu like me?

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    1. No1Joker
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      Michu (c)

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    2. Gobigorgohome
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      have him. Dare not captain though. Need to see Swansea's form after cup winning. 🙂

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      Had it on him all week but caved and went Bale today. He's my Vice and I think a good shout.

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  11. ILOVEBAPS
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    Hmmm.. how much longer until game time? I want it to start now!!

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    1. Rafabio
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      1hr 5 mins....can't wait.

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
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        Grrrr.. an hour too far.

        Note to self, must get a life.

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  12. Rowley Birkin
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    Bale captain for gw29?

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    1. Sunny 😎
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      Benteke!

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    2. Se7en
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      lambert

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  13. Sunny 😎
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    Sissoko get a hattrick!!

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    1. .
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      2 pointer. Tellin' ya

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      This^

      But next week. Fellaini this week 😉

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      1. Sunny 😎
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        Sissoko and Fellaini both getting a hattrick! That would be awesome for me 😀

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  14. Nopli
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    Azpili Starts. @ Inside Sources

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    1. Gobigorgohome
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      nice. I have him. 😉

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      mata stats. @ outside sources

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    3. OPTA FPL
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      Rumour that no Heskey today

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  15. Acquafresca
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    Alright, we\re almost there!

    Who did everyone (C)?

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    1. La Roja
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      Suarez

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    2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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      Roon XS

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    3. Gobigorgohome
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      Bale

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    4. Optimus.
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      bale

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      Gareth

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    6. ILOVEBAPS
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      Gareth.

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      Michu

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      Lambert

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    9. Sunny 😎
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      Walcott

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      Mata

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    11. Se7en
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      suarez

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    12. Bob.
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      Bale

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    13. Back on the horse
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      suarez

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    14. satyam
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      Michu

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    15. shirtless
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      Bale

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    16. hnmfm
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      mata

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    17. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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      Bale

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    18. Thomass
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      Michu

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    19. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Bale

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  16. Lawrø
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    A or B?

    A) RVP, Suarez, O'Brien, Cameron + Begovic

    B) Lambert, Bale, Baines, Davies + Reina

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    1. Del Griffith
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      B

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    2. Gobigorgohome
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      B

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  17. Del Griffith
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    whats the best site to see team starting line ups? I normally go to the BBC site but they only post the teamsheet at best 30 mins before kick off

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    1. Jimmers
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      Here

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    2. La Roja
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      u are at the right place

      Wait for Demi

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    3. Viper
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      Here! honestly..

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    4. Jonah
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      Isn't it here?

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    5. heartsattack
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      This site.

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      1. Del Griffith
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        Cool, thanks guys....

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    6. Locarno
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      Stay where you are.

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    7. Gobigorgohome
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      This site 😀

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    8. hnmfm
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      Twitter pages of teams

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  18. Viper
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    I'm going to wait around for the line ups and then i'm doing the Match of The Day challenge for the second week in a row.

    Lets hope its better than last week!

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    1. La Roja
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      Amen

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    2. Optimus.
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      havent done that since the time of ceefax as a boy 😀

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    3. Mr Smith
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      Think you should go full guns, log off now and do the MOTD challenge without knowing the teams.

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    4. Mull
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      😯 It's impossible to do on a Saturday!

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      1. Viper
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        Really busy with fianl year 'Uni' work so at least i'll have something to look forward to at the end of the day!

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  19. Rowley Birkin
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    I like Lampard, wish he had played for united.

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    1. heeljames
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      Saw a lot of people comparing Lampard to giggs earlier and saying that lampard is better (utter rubbish). The difference between Lampard and Giggs is that if Giggsy was in Lampards position at Chelsea, he would have given every single penalty kick to Torres, to try and help his confidence. #goodguygiggsy

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      1. Gavin - Gers in turmoil!!!
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        #goodguygiggsy shagged his brothers wife mmmmmm

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    2. Sunny 😎
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      Never!

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      Me too dude.
      Will be welcomed into my side GW 30. As will RVP 😉

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  20. lets av em
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    De Gea, Rafael, Smalling, Ferdinand, Evra, Nani, Anderson, Carrick, Young, Rooney, Hernandez

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      wrong

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    2. Jimmers
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      Let the games begin

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    3. La Roja
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      BS

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    4. Gobigorgohome
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      fake 😉

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      1. Scoredelario
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        looks quite possible though

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        1. Gobigorgohome
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          Yes. Possible. But still some minutes early. United line up usually a bit late. Can't complain if this is the real lineup though 🙂

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    5. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      BDSM

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  21. Scoredelario
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    I captained bale, but right now I have a VERY strong feeling I should've captained fellaini.

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    1. thegame
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      if he starts id prefer fellaini tbh

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    2. CABAYE4
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      I was gonna, but couldn't take the risk with the injury doubt.

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      You are not alone.

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  22. thegame
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    gonna get this in adavnce - thank you demi!

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  23. Blue-Ghosts
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    anyone think evans will play? i need him to

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  24. Blue-Ghosts
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    De Gea, Rafael, Smalling, Ferdinand, Evra, Nani, Anderson, Carrick, Young, Rooney, Hernandez

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    1. Gobigorgohome
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      Seriously?

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    2. Declan-
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      No evans 😥

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      1. Egg noodle
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        He posts fake lineups every week..

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    3. meule
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      evans fail

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    4. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
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      ROONAY!

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    5. Blue-Ghosts
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      might be fake im hearing... 🙁 think ill just wait for demi! i only saw it posted on totalfpl

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  25. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    It would not be funny by any means, but can you imagine the uproar if RVP starts and Aguero doesnt

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  26. Mavric Marco
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    Demi Time 😀

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  27. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    shane long starts for w brom. Nothing suprising but shane long owners be happy

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    1. Dr Dream
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      all four of them....

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  28. Lord Flashheart
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    Peanut butter Demi time, peanut butter Demi,
    Peanutbutterdemi, peanutbutterdemi
    It's peanut butter DEMI TIME!

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    1. Mr Smith
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      What the hell does that even mean?

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      1. Lord Flashheart
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        American commercial google it with jelly instead of demi

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    2. Chappers
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      BOOM

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    3. afcblegend
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      pienaarbuttnerdemiwisdombassongba

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  29. Demí
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    #wba (4231) Foster, Reid, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell, Yacob, Mulumbu, Fortuné, Morrison, Dorrans, Long.

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    1. Evs
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      First of many...

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    2. ...---...
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      BANG!

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    3. Make United Great Again
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      OO la la

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    4. Locarno
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      YEEESSSSSS!!!!!

      Hang on, I have no WBA players.

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      1. Evs
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        That's a good thing 🙂

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    5. thegame
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      good man (Y)

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    6. Gobigorgohome
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      Weak

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