634x258 Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. toxik
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP causes site crash - get a hatrick my son!

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  2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP will make deserters Pay dearly 🙂

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    1. Samwise the Brave
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      yup, and I'm one of them, sigh

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    2. FINALLY POGREBYNYAK SCORES
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I warned them... They wouldnt listen!

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    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Its either going to be a missed penalty or a hatrick.

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  3. Lateriser 12
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    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    SAF - Ruthless.

    Yes! Yes!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Mind över Mata
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP, I should have kept faith

    Don't ever second guess fergie

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  5. Drip Doctor
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    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Suck it up Graville. I remember you saying something like betting your house on RVP not starting.

    😎

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    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      So close to captaining him. SO CLOSE!
      Oooof

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      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Lets talk again in two and a half hours.

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Oh yeah, I think he said maybe only De Gea will start the rest will be changed.

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  6. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Fellaini - Check
    Mata - Check
    Evans - Check

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  7. Dr Bronner
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Just had to stick on a load of RVP bets so that I can enjoy this game. RVP>Suarez fail.

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      🙄

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    2. Gizmo
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      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Why is it a fail already? The game hasn't even started yet!

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  8. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    I imagine a fair few people threw up in their laps when that Utd team was announced. Not quite a differential now but he could do some serious damage today.

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  9. I taught Ashley Young how t…
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Glad I put a bet on Barcelona in the classico, they have a very strong lineup playing today

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      whose idea was it to have it on at 3! :devil:

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        😳

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  10. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Those who don't have RVP this week.
    Don't worry.

    Lambert shall outscore him.

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    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Nopes!

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    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      It's going to be a long 2 hours for you.

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    3. Birthday Sess
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      People tend to forget that they still have other players playing instead of him. He may be good, but he's not invincible despite his 14m price tag.

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      1. Del Griffith
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        too true

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    4. mipola
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I have both 🙂

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  11. Konig Luther
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    obrien play

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  12. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Rooney or Kagawa on the left? 😐

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  13. UnderstandablyDistraught
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP. No surprise to some

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  14. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    can we have a list of lineups

    the site went down and so many posts

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    1. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      😆

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  15. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP starts. Lesson to be learnt - never try and second guess Fergie!

    Or Moyes for that matter!

    P.S. Please don't punish me for selling you Marouane...

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    1. You Must Be Jokin Ere
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Moyes never to be trusted on supposed injuries..............this 5th or 6th time this year Fellani has appeared after being all but ruled out by Moyes

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  16. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    RVP Starts! Yes.
    No Rafael!! 😀

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    1. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Go away! 😉

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        Good luck in our Simpli h2h.

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      2. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        You're going out 😉

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  17. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Captained Lambert over RVP. My hangover could get worse by 5 🙁

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      You have nothing to complain about, you still have him!

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  18. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    WHY OH WHY RVP? THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG 90 MINUTES 🙁

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    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      🙂 😀

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    2. Mind över Mata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      He won't get 90

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    3. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      it will still hurt but won't be 90 proberly 65 or 70

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    4. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      *59

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  19. lfc123
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Lol, now feel good about forgetting to get rid of RVP 😀

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    1. bantamdave
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      rubbish...and no Rafeal...

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  20. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Did I miss Southampton line-up?

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    1. DLL18
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      #SaintsFC: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Fox, Puncheon, Cork, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Ramirez, Lambert #SOUvQPR

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    2. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Lambert is up front

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  21. .
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Federici injured in training yesterday apparently.
    Hopefully be fine for next week

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  22. You Must Be Jokin Ere
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Fully expect RVP to score 5 now..................come on Suarez, prove my transfer right!!

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  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    puncheon starts 🙂

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      nice.

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  24. ola32
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    I play a norwegian game where the deadline is the same time as the games start. For this GW, would you rather play Theo or Jose Enrique? Those are the two options, prices are really strange so can basically afford everyone..

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    1. Dr Bronner
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Theo definitely.

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  25. Captain Robert Hatch
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    So Gorkss is back?

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  26. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    GO AND BET RVP ANY TIME GOAL SCORER QUICK QUICK!

    AND ALSO FOR HATRICK or TWO OR MORE GOALS TO EASE THE PAIN!

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    1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      nowhere will offer decent odds for that now surely

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  27. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Southampton line up?

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  28. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Team News:

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    Chelsea: Cech; Azpili, Ivan, D Luiz, Cole; Ram, Lamps (c); Haz, Mata, Oscar; Ba.

    Subs: Turn, JT, Cahill, Bert, Mik, Moses, Torres.

    West Brom: Foster, Reid, McAuley, Olsson, Ridgewell, Yacob, Mulumbu, Fortuné, Morrison, Dorrans, Long.

    Subs: Myhill (gk), Jones, Tamas, Brown, Odemwingie, Thomas, Rosenberg.

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    Everton: Mucha, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Mirallas, Pienaar, Gibson, Osman, Fellaini, Jelavic

    Subs: Springthorpe, Heitinga, Neville, Oviedo, Naismith, Hitzlsperger, Anichebe

    Reading: Taylor; Kelly, Pearce, Mariappa, Harte; McAnuff, Akpan, Leigertwood, Kebe; Hunt, Le Fondre.

    Subs: Henly, Gunter, Morrison, McCleary, Karacan, Robson-Kanu, Blackman.

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    United: De Gea, Smalling, Vidic, Evans, Evra, Valencia, Carrick Anderson, Kagawa, Rooney & RVP

    Subs: Lindegaard Rafael Hernandez Nani Young Welbeck Cleverley.

    Norwich: Bunn, R.Martin, Johnson, Bassong, Turner, Snodgrass, Howson, Holt (C), Pilkington, Hoolahan, Garrido.

    Subs: Camp, Whittaker, Fox, Kamara, E.Bennett, Becchio, R.Bennett.

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    Soton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Fox, Puncheon, Cork, Schneiderlin, Lallana, Ramirez, Lambert

    Subs: K. Davis, S. Davis, Shaw, Rodriguez, Richardson, Guly, Ward-Prowse

    QPR: Cesar, Traore, Samba, Hill, Bosingwa, Granero, Park, Hoilett, Bothroyd, Mbia, Remy

    Subs: Green, Taarabt, Mackie, Onouha, Jenas, Fabio, Townsend.

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    Stoke: Begovic; Wilkinson, Shawcross (c), Wilson, Wilkinson; Walters, Whelan, Nzonzi, Kightly; Jerome, Crouch

    Subs: Sorensen, Cameron, Palacios, Jones, Adam, Whitehead, Shea.

    West Ham: Jaaskelainen, Demel, O'Brien, Reid (c), Collins, Taylor, Diame, O'Neil, Jarvis, J.Cole, Carroll

    Subs: Spiegel, Pogatetz, Collison, Chamakh, Vaz Te, C.Cole, Maiga

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    S'land: Mignolet, Gardner, Colback, O'Shea (c), Bramble, N'Diaye, Larsson, Sessegnon, Johnson, Graham, Fletcher.

    Subs: Westwood, Bardsley, Vaughan, Mangane, McClean, Cuellar

    Fulham: Schwarzer; Riether, Hangeland (c), Senderos, Riise; Dejagah, Karagounis, Sidwell, Duff; Ruiz, Berbatov.

    Subs: Etheridge, Hughes, Richardson, Frimpong, Emanuelson, Rodallega, Petric.

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    Swansea: Vorm; Rangel, Monk, Williams, Davies; Britton, de Guzman, Routledge; Dyer, Michu, Hernandez

    Subs: ?

    Newcastle: Elliot; Debuchy, S.Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Santon; Tiote, Cabaye (c); Gutierrez, Sissoko, Gouffran; Cisse

    Subs: Alnwick, Haidara, Perch, Anita, Marveaux, Obertan, Shola Ameobi.

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    1. Zep
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers for that, Parm...

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    2. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers mate!

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    3. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Bemba here it is!

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    4. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I can suck up that RvP start, but why the hell is Taarabt on the bench? Bloody Harry

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    5. McDog
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Puncheon back in the starting team nice.

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    6. tm245
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Was late to the party today so extremely helpful. Cheers.

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    7. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      I need to get rid of Cuellar 🙁

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    8. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      dammit Lukey, I need you this week and next

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    9. Lawrø
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Change captain from RVP he says he says 😉

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 9 months ago

        😉

        Blame Fergie.

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    10. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Thanks Parm.

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    11. Pinatta
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      TY

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  29. Owd Big 'Ed
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    No Rafael? Oh dear. I'll have Davies coming off the bench.

    No van Persie for me either as I ditched him in the week, was almost sure he'd be dropped.

    Puncheon back as well and I got rid of him.

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    1. Spike ⚽️
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Never dropped just rested 😉

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  30. Spike ⚽️
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 9 months ago

    Thank feck I didn't panic and kept my transfer for GW29 🙂

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 9 months ago

      Well done

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