[sbu_large_image] Preamble
30 March 2013 1822 comments
Mark Mark
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Fantasy managers were finally roused by the middle of this week, rudely awakened to find ourselves thrust into a Gameweek that once again rests on the whims of the Premier League managers and their teamsheets.

Coming off an international break is always dangerous. Deprived of Premier League action to spark our Fantasy football thinking, it’s easy to be hypersensitive and exposed to the influence of any team selection theory that bats its lashes. Like it or nor, the absence of recent thrills can easily render us googly-eyed at the sight of Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge training in different colour bibs. We have to try to resist the temptation to get overexcited by the return of Fantasy football and remember the principles that guide us week-to-week.

That’s far from easy when you consider that fixture congestion has handed us a unique scenario, a situation that could well determine our fortunes this weekend. With United and Chelsea scheduled to meet in their FA Cup replay on Monday lunchtime, the risk of rotation on the Saturday teamsheets could hardly be heightened further. With heavy-hitters at risk, it’s a scenario that feeds the trigger-happy tendencies of a Fantasy manager coming off a two-week hiatus.

We expect rotation from Rafa Benitez – it’s almost a given that, game-to-game, we’ll see changes to the Chelsea lineup. We’ve almost given up anticipating them, instead we’ve settled on their assets resigned that they come with a suitable health warning.

Sir Alex Ferguson is slightly different. His pursuit of such a policy is less established and he’s even spoken out on the importance of consistent selection and regular matches for several of his key players – Rooney in particular. The United teamsheet for their trip to Sunderland is the key concern, then, particularly with Rooney and Robin Van Persie serious considerations for the captaincy in a Gameweek which otherwise finds us banking on Arsenal’s inconsistent attacking form.

The United manager has done his best to reassure us: only yesterday he stressed his desire to keep the winning momentum, stressing that he intends to show strength at the Stadium of Light..

“I always believe winning is a good habit to have, to try and keep the momentum going, so obviously we’ll play a strong side at Sunderland and Monday will have to look after itself. There will be changes for Monday but, at the moment, we’re going to play a strong side against Sunderland and see where it takes us.”

It’s difficult to say just how much we can read into that. A strong United side could still be a lineup that includes Danny Welbeck and Javier Hernandez up front, Ryan Giggs on the flank and Anderson in midfield. With Phil Jones fit and Chris Smalling back in action, the defence could remain solid against an impotent Sunderland without the familiar names in place.

Certainly Ferguson’s words have had little impact on the press. Looking at our six papers this morning, there’s little consistency to be found in the predicted lineups and even formations.

Owners of Rooney will perhaps be buoyed by the fact that five our sources predict a start for their man: only the Guardian omit him, opting instead for a 4-5-1 that includes Hernandez as the lone striker.

If Robin Van Persie starts, then, the press feel that it will be in tandem with Rooney in a full strength United attack – a theory perhaps based on Ferguson’s statements that indicate a strong side against the Black Cats.

We certainly feel that one of Rooney or Van Persie will start in the North-East. The fact that Rooney and Hernandez were given the nod in the original tie with Chelsea, coupled with Van Persie’s form for Holland and his pursuit of the Golden Boot, leads us to go with the Dutchman. Like everything else, though, it’s a decision based on a theory: perhaps speculative at best.

In terms of the United defence, there’s huge uncertainty on show in the press. Every feasible configuration can be found amongst the lineups this morning, although only the Daily Mail opt to include Patrice Evra with our other five sources keeping Alex Buttner at left-back. Similarly, only the Independent feel that David De Gea will be rested with Anders Lindegaard recalled.

In just over an hour, we’ll have our answer. With United kicking off at 12.45, Ferguson’s intent will be known to us very soon. Too late to shape our own team selection but at least we’ll be put out of our misery soon enough.

The squad list and training bib theories are all considerations that can add welcome colour our Friday afternoons but it’s highly debatable whether they should be allowed to leak into our Saturday morning decision-making. It’s telling, perhaps that, despite such theories, the press are unanimous in selecting Lukas Fabianski in the Arsenal goal and Daniel Sturridge in the Liverpool attack.

Perhaps we need to be equally resolute. While the dilemmas we face this morning aren’t new to us, the relief and excitement that Fantasy football is back makes the next hour a tricky one to navigate. We need to contain the twitching, keep calm and ensure that this is a Gameweek that welcomes us back with open arms.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Demí
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    Nobody has said it yet so i will...

    Excellent pre-amble as ever Mark

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    1. Declan-
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      +1

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    2. Ayling Buyers Club
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      + 1.

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    3. Darth
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      Well done

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    4. The Light Knight
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      Demi first as usual 🙄

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      1. Demí
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        🙄 🙄 🙄

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        1. The Light Knight
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          😀

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    5. Breadbin
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      Congratulations.

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      1. Demí
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        Cheers mate

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    6. In Like Flynn.
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      I was reading hadn't had a chance yet. Good morning btw.

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  2. elkunaguero
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    does anyone know if EVS is captaining Suarez or Cazorla?

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    1. Spike ⚽️
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      RVP most likely

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    2. Declan-
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      Not sure but Jonah who is in the top 20 is going with Caz

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    3. Epic Fail
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      I know 😎

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      1. Get up ya bum
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        😉

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  3. Aaa fantasy
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    Suarez or RVP captain?

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    1. Buck The Trent
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      S

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    2. Epic Fail
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      RVP

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    3. Darth
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      Suarez

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  4. Mr.B
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    DDG
    Dawson l Sagna l Baines(C)
    Michu l Mata l Bale(VC) l Sissoko
    Lukaku l Rooney l Sturridge
    SUBS: Bunn l Walcott l Wilson l Davies

    Good to go?

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    1. Buck The Trent
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      NBNC ?

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    2. Darth
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      Step away from the baines captain.

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      1. Mr.B
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        Ya, I'm really lost on who to captain so I thought I'll take a risk, but otherwise who would you choose?

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    3. Ayling Buyers Club
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      I will ignore that cheeky captaincy choice. Would rather play Wilson, though.

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    4. Jax
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      baines captain = fail

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  5. Owd Big 'Ed
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    Good to go?

    Begovic,
    Rafael, Enrique, Davies
    Cazorla (c), Bale, Mata, Maloney
    van Persie, Suarez, Remy

    Bunn, Sissoko, Clyne, Pearce

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  6. czechmade
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    giroud or santi (C) ? - i am going for giroud at the moment- huge differencial 🙂

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    1. Ghost
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      I'm doing Giroud. Got 50+ points to make up in MLs.

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  7. Mumm-Ra
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    Morning fellas,

    At present my team reads:-

    Schwarzer (Elliot)
    Enrique Zab Rafael (Clyne, Harte)
    Michu Bale Marveaux Taraabt (Fellaini)
    RVP(c) Lambert Berbatov

    I have 700k in the bank and 1 free transfer. I have a WC that i’ll use for the DGW.
    Is there any other sub i should do this week?

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  8. tobesthetoffee
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    I think that my team is ready:

    Jussi (WBA)

    Baines C (STK) - Zabaleta (NEW) - Figuerora (NOR)

    Townsend (ful) - Cazorla (RDG) - Bale (swa) - Lampard (sou)

    Bentekkers (LIV) - Sturridge (avl) - RVP (sun)

    Bench Bunn (suspended) - Sissoko (mci) - Wilson (eve) - Harte (ars)

    What do u think?

    THANKS

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    1. charlie1X
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      You'll need to rework the front 3 for DGW33, but for this week its very good. RVP, obviously is very doubtful.

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  9. Give The Todd Some Love
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    What's this about DDG?

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    1. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
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      Nopli lying again.

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    2. MCH
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      smells like bs

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  10. /
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    Was that guy that just said DDG is out just wuming?

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    1. Nopli
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      Hope he starts because i have him as well

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      1. kaz 96
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        yeah but why did you think he was out?

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  11. For Fuchs Sake
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    RVP, Bale, Suarez or Santi for captain? arrrrghhhh

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    1. Mr.B
      • 13 Years
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      Santi

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    2. MCH
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      Have the same and just switched from Santi to Suarez. I can see myself switching again soon though!!

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  12. Sreehari
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    Will Evra start.?? He's my captain.

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      Stupid captain pick then

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    2. Ayling Buyers Club
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      Well do something about that, then.

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    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Apparently, although no idea how reliable this guy is... https://twitter.com/paulrobs84

      He has the starting XI as: De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Vidic, Evra, Cleverley, Carrick, Anderson, Kagawa, Welbeck and Van Persie

      "@Matty10MUFC No Rooney, Rio, Hernandez, Giggs or Scholes in United's squad, they haven't travelled. That's the lineup I think he'll go with."

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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        No Giggs makes no sense, he's had two weeks off
        Also Kagawa had two internationals and the furthest to travel

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      2. halcyon
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        wouldnt believe that as giggs will surely play befor Kagawa after the internationals

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      3. Bob.
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        Hopefully he is right! And if he is I shall follow him for future reference!

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        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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          I guess we will have the answer shortly

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  13. McSauce
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    captain choice is breaking my heart!!

    rvp santi or bale?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Decent options.

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    2. pit creature
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      Saurez 😉

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    3. Spike ⚽️
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      I thought the heartbreak came later when you got it wrong 😉

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      1. McSauce
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        it will!!!

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    4. Declan-
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      bale

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  14. Gizmo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
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    Good to go?

    Mignolet
    Evans Zabaleta Cole
    Mata Bale Cazorla Maloney
    Rvp Suarez Benteke

    Subs: Cerny Sissoko Wilson Pearce

    0.3m 0FT, any hits worth taking?

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    1. Buck The Trent
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      Very solid for this week

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      1. Gizmo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Thanks, no temptaion for keeper hit?

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    2. Rebellion
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      We've a very similar team!!!

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      1. Gizmo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Lets hope its a good sign!

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  15. kaz 96
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    So Europa last 32 tie comes down to

    Me: Berbatov,Benteke,Lambert,Cazorla,Bale,Mertesacker,Zabaleta,Sissoko +6 points

    Him: RVP(C),Pogrebnyak,Michu,Demel,Clyne,Evra,Fabio

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    1. Declan-
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      You hopefully. Who are you playing? I have a 10 point advantage over Granville so I feel pretty safe 🙂

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      1. kaz 96
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        Brian(not the messiah). he's done no transfers for 4 weeks and has fletcher,Fellaini and walcott 😐

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        1. Declan-
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          Good luck

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  16. Rebellion
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    Any transfer needed?

    DeGea (Bunn)
    JEvans Wilson Enrique (Bertrand 1 Pearce 3)
    Mata Michu Bale Cazorla(C) (Sissoko 2)
    Suarez Benteke RVP(VC)

    0FT 0.0 Bank
    Would you change anything?

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    1. Breadbin
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      Lazy.

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    2. Voodoo
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      No, you're good to go.

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    3. Ayling Buyers Club
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      Nah, you are fine.

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  17. Godfather Bandit 42
    • 13 Years
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    Play Lambert (Chelsea) or Maloney (Norwich)?

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    1. kaz 96
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      Lambert

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    2. Buck The Trent
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      Maloney imo

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    3. Godfather Bandit 42
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      Cheers Kaz and Gopher.

      Why Lambert?

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  18. Tmel
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    Best mid under 6.6? Preferably with a double, if not then just a cheapie. Thinking Osman or Townsend atm, any other contenders?

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    1. Aaa fantasy
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      Snodgrass

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    2. Canadian Football
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      pienaar if you can wait one more week....

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  19. r0nh
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    Rafael will be rested again?

    I should take him out for Mertesacker?

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    1. Nopli
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      Do it now

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    2. Voodoo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      What makes you think he'll be rested?

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
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        History

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  20. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 8 days ago

    Can i get a RMT

    ddg (bunn)
    baines clark davies (cueller harte)
    sissoko bale michu maloney (wally)
    rvp sturridge giroud(c)

    have 1FT and 2.9m....not sure if i should do:
    A: cueller >> sagna/hangeland...allowing me to do sissoko >> hazard if chel have dgw
    B: cueller >> mertesacker...allowing me to do sissoko >> lamps if chel dgw
    C: save FT

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    1. P&F
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      save, then reassess after monday when gameweek 33 is finally sorted, sagna is still too much of a risk IMO

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    2. Mr.B
      • 13 Years
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      A

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    3. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      split views...helpful:-I

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  21. P&F
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Is captaining sturridge madness?

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    1. heartsattack
      • 14 Years
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      He's centre forward for one of the most attacking sides in the league so no it's not madness.

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    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
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      Yes

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    3. P&F
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Good to see such divided opinion haha

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  22. Birthday Sess
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    So many good captain options this week. Could be a defining GW.

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    1. reply fail
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      Again? 🙂

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      1. Declan-
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        Thought this last week with everyone going Rvp and me going Bale. It didn't exactly work out that way 🙂

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  23. Reacher
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    will we get Man Utd team news just before the deadline?? hope so!

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    1. Les Bleus
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      It never happens unfortunately

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      1. Reacher
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        Early kick off, Demi could produce 🙂

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  24. Owd Big 'Ed
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    Come on guys, I'm having to re-post this! I think I'm alright but not caught up with news over the international break. Are there any concerns about the below?

    Begovic,
    Rafael, Enrique, Davies
    Cazorla (c), Bale, Mata, Maloney
    van Persie, Suarez, Remy

    Bunn, Sissoko, Clyne, Pearce

    Good to go?

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    1. Breadbin
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      Good to go posts are lame.

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      1. Owd Big 'Ed
        • 16 Years
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        Essentially just want to know if there are any players that are doubts and I need to consider shipping out. I think it looks okay though.

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      2. Voodoo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        You're lame.

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        1. Denis Tueart on the wing
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          Not many brains inside a breadbin 😉

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  25. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 8 days ago

    Which 3 defenders to start?

    JEvans
    Davies
    Demel
    Turner
    Harte

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    1. Kostja
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 8 days ago

      Evans demel and Turner IMO

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    2. Breadbin
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      The last 3.

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    3. heartsattack
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      Evans Davies Demel I reckon.

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    4. Owd Big 'Ed
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      Evans, Davies, Turner

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    5. Buck The Trent
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      Evans Demel + ?

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    6. Mr. Perfectionist
      • 13 Years
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      Evans,Demel and Turner

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  26. Denis Tueart on the wing
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    Is Sissoko the Newcastle penalty taker?

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    1. Reacher
      • 15 Years
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      no Cabaye

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      1. Reacher
        • 15 Years
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        Injured doh! Cisse then IMO

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    2. Spike ⚽️
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      no

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    3. Kostja
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      unnn likely

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  27. the Bap Chap
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    Blasted international break. Had the weekend off as a result last week so decided to take the family to the world croquet championships in Winchester for my son's birthday. Cracking day out, got the young boy started on the pimm's too. The wife took the 2nd glass off him so we had a bit of a row, I told her she was ruining his 3rd birthday. Been sleeping on the sofa ever since, have just upgraded to sky+ HD so the joke is on her really.
    Anyway great to have the Premier League back, good luck and tally ho

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    1. /
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      Spiffing.

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    2. Darth
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      🙂

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
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      Quick post the baps for this week, it'll make captain choice much easier 😉

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    4. Breadbin
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      Bit of a freak, aren't you.

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    5. Spike ⚽️
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      Hope you got time to have a look at the City. Lovely place

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    6. Reacher
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      🙂

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    7. heartsattack
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      Not the weather for Pimms get him on the brandy that'll shut the mrs up.

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    8. Mr. Perfectionist
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      😀

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    9. Ginkapo FPL
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      Ah Croquet a wonderful sport, that I happen to be very handy at. Its helpful for your dad to have been a previous Cambridge champion at it.

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    10. Aaa fantasy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 8 days ago

      how many baps for suarez?

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  28. weeurquahrt
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    hi guys
    play demel or lakaku? cheers

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    1. Voodoo
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      Lak!

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Lukaku, every time.

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  29. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Aguero (c),the ultimate differential this week 😉 this trout's got balls

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    1. Kostja
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      Im with you trout. Lets hope he starts 😀

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
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        Imagine Aguero did to Newcastle what Defoe did to Wigan a few years back 😉

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  30. teddy.
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    • 16 Years
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    Went to the pub last night for some Good Friday drinks.

    On my way home I came across a fantasy football manager, crawling around on the floor looking for something.

    "What have you lost?" I asked.

    "My car keys. I dropped them after I got out of my car."

    "Where's your car?"

    "Over the other side of the road. But the light's better over here..."

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