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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    ITS HERE

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    1. SUPERMAN
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Woohoo

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    2. Willis.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      ... And so are you. Sigh...

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 6 months ago

        I'm hurt

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        1. SPorting
          13 years, 6 months ago

          Is it fatal?

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  2. Evs
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    13 years, 6 months ago

    Ahhh, Thursday night scoutcast.

    I think I'll crank it up after I watch the spuds 🙂

    Mrs ordering bathroom on-line so she's... Quiet (for a change) 😉

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      A new bath for you to enjoy listening to the scoutcast in? 😉

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      1. Evs
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        Shower 🙂

        Oh, my iPad may struggle there 😯 !!!

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          13 years, 6 months ago

          The stories about candles and bubble baths aren't true then? 😯

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          1. Evs
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            13 years, 6 months ago

            Maybe, maybe not 😉

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            1. SPorting
              13 years, 6 months ago

              Candles in Bubbles' bath?

              What about his cat?

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              1. Evs
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                13 years, 6 months ago

                What cat?

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                1. SPorting
                  13 years, 6 months ago

                  The one on his head.

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                  1. Evs
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                    13 years, 6 months ago

                    Oh . . .

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  3. Chu Young Ping Pong
    13 years, 6 months ago

    im here

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Me too 😀

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  4. Henry Hill
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Who got the Full Jonty treatment last week?

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      World number 1

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Reading fail

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    2. Jafooli
      13 years, 6 months ago

      No. 1

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    3. Evs
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Giggin Order last week.

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      1. Ayling Buyers Club
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Confused. Thought it was Giggin Order?

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        1. Evs
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          13 years, 6 months ago

          It was, last week...

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      2. Henry Hill
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Can't say I'm familiar with Giggin Order

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  5. Andy1
    13 years, 6 months ago

    How about this wildcard team?

    Ddg Robles
    Sagna baines rafael demel Wilson
    Mata bale michu fellaini Walcott
    Rooney berbatov anichebe

    With plans for..
    Sagna, rafael, fellaini, Rooney, berbatov –> Davies, vertongen, silva, tevez, lukaku

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    1. Goaldigger
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Remember that michu nor bale has any match, you'll need to play four defenders. I wouldn't go with rooney as I don't trust his fitness. I'd go hazard over mata if I was on a WC. Team needs cazorla.

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      1. Andy1
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Sagna, baines, rafa & demel.

        Could swap Walcott & mata for caz & hazard

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  6. Jafooli
    13 years, 6 months ago

    What happens in the scout cast?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Words are said.

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      1. Evs
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        Decisions made...

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    2. Willis.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Nothing much. Two grown men fantasise about which fit, handsome footballers they would like to have in their "team."

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    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      13 years, 6 months ago

      They get a young boy, dress him in green, then cover him in white stuff that hardens

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      1. Jafooli
        13 years, 6 months ago

        😯

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        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
          13 years, 6 months ago

          That sounded wrong. 🙂

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          1. Jafooli
            13 years, 6 months ago

            Very....... 😯

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    4. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Time to find out... 😉

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  7. Captain Shirokov
    13 years, 6 months ago

    A Capri Sun with a bag of Wheelies, playing a game of Fifa with the Scoutcast on in the background.

    What more could you want?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Sex.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Knew someone would say that. 🙄 😛

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      2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        13 years, 6 months ago

        😯

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      3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Sex with scout cast in the background

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        1. Piggs Boson
          13 years, 6 months ago

          😉

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      4. New Ghost
        13 years, 6 months ago

        😀

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    2. Optimus.
      13 years, 6 months ago

      beer and sex

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        13 years, 6 months ago

        I could crack open a can, but I have a Capri Sun 😀

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    3. Jafooli
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Monster Munch

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  8. Goaldigger
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Most enjoyable hour of the week 🙂

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  9. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard(c) is really calling out to me. Do it?

    Also, to get him in, who would you lose?

    My front 8 is

    Bale Walcott Michu Sissoko Gaston
    RVP Berbatov Sturridge

    6.5 in the bank

    I have a few options
    a) Get him for Gaston (Who to bench?)
    b) Do Sturridge to Suarez and Michu to Hazard for -4
    c) Just do Sturridge to Suarez and bench Gaston

    Really feel like getting Eden. And captain him.

    Future planning doesn't matter. WC.

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    1. LOCO ABREU
      13 years, 6 months ago

      If Mata doesn't start, no point having Hazard.

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      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        13 years, 6 months ago

        He's still been in sublime form.

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    2. LOCO ABREU
      13 years, 6 months ago

      c for you

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    3. New Ghost
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Might captain him as well this weekend.

      If only I didn't have Suarez.

      a) and bench Walcott

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    4. Back on the horse
      13 years, 6 months ago

      can't you bin sissoko?

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  10. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    13 years, 6 months ago

    Should I listen to the Scoutcast, worth the effort?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Effort?

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Nevermind, it's on. Might skip abit to Jonty.

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    2. Ayling Buyers Club
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Yup.

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    3. SPorting
      13 years, 6 months ago

      How much effort is listening?

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        13 years, 6 months ago

        Getting sleepy.

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  11. Chu Young Ping Pong
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Come on Salah!

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Good player

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        13 years, 6 months ago

        yea 😀

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      2. Chu Young Ping Pong
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Best Egyptian player atm.

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  12. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    13 years, 6 months ago

    i hope Evs, jonah and reply fail are taking notes on #1s full jonty 😉

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    1. Evs
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      The cheek 🙂 !

      #dontpeaktoosoon 😉

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  13. HuttonDressedasLahm
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Spurs need another striker

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    1. JWF
      13 years, 6 months ago

      No shit!

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      1. JWF
        13 years, 6 months ago

        Timing fail! 😀 Siggy is all we need 😉

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    2. New Ghost
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Hope they don't nab Benteke in the summer.

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      1. JWF
        13 years, 6 months ago

        I'm liking the sound of Benteke more and more. Shouldn't cost too much either. Knowing our luck we'll Teke-Bent back instead.

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        1. New Ghost
          13 years, 6 months ago

          😀

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  14. Canadian Football
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Question re "second" DGW. Is it likely that all doubles are to be scheduled in GW36? or will they be spread out? Does anyone know what results will determine the dates of the DGW going forward?

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  15. Chu Young Ping Pong
    13 years, 6 months ago

    what a save

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  16. Piggs Boson
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Figueroa 6pts 😎

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  17. Jafooli
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Actually can someone get me a packet of Monster Munch? Mega hungry.......

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  18. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Siggy goal

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  19. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    13 years, 6 months ago

    SIgggyyy!!!!!!

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  20. Royal5
    13 years, 6 months ago

    SIGGGIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  21. crystalpalaceRus
    13 years, 6 months ago

    glimmer of siggy's swansea days

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  22. Smakies
    13 years, 6 months ago

    siggy goal

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    1. crystalpalaceRus
      13 years, 6 months ago

      good draw against brighton btw

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  23. BONZ
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Siggy just done a Bale........great strike!

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    1. SPorting
      13 years, 6 months ago

      He struck a blade of grass and dived?

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    2. Evs
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      13 years, 6 months ago

      Deflection ?

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  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    13 years, 6 months ago

    OMG siggurdson

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    1. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Bit slow Bemba, losing your touch?

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  25. Willis.
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Siggy!!

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    1. SPorting
      13 years, 6 months ago

      Yes. Thanks.

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  26. Scroobius Mac
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Might captain Sig again this week.

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    1. SPorting
      13 years, 6 months ago

      You know you won't.

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    2. Spike ⚽️
      13 years, 6 months ago

      😯

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  27. HuttonDressedasLahm
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Oooooooooh

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  28. Jafooli
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Moose you useless sack of blubber.......stop commentating on TalkBollocks......

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  29. Cheggers
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Sauron from lord of the rings nearly scored

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  30. JWF
    13 years, 6 months ago

    Salah fail

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